May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjac…

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun! Light Blast | 1985 A crazed physician …

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun! Light Blast | 1985 A crazed physician …

Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www.Simplistic.Reviews …

On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tac…

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) When you see a movie about a ninja and his fight against the KKK...you watch it! Ninja Vengeance | 1993? or 1988? When a martial arts expert discovers a corrupt sheriff and his cronies beating a young student to death in a small Southern town, he decides to teach the…

We have decided to make it 20 picks per person to make the competition more competitive. Here is part 2 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Currently, Matt is in the lead from the Gene pick (Seinfeld anyone?) plus the bonus 10 points for the first death of the year....you do you think is next?! Next month we will complete our inau…

On the March episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined once again by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. He puts us through our paces again with another edition of Simply Accountable. Julie goes all in on Harrison Ford. DJ obsesses again on Ali Larter and an Asian Sherlock Holmes. Justin discovers who is truly after Robe…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the di…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the di…

Who do you think will win? Start placing your bets now! Today we piss off a few people and the whole concept of a 15 minute podcast by going 22 minutes of 5 rounds for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Since February is the time of love, we figured now would be a good time to play (since this is pretty morbid and all). Next month we will complete the…

The 2025 season premiere of The Season Reviews Podcast is here! Back from vacation. Back from the brink. Back and ready to talk about everything from the world of entertainment. Did you miss us? Well, we missed you.By DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio or video of the movie. We have another version with both) This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucki…

Happy Holidays, Ya Filthy Bastards! Today on Simply15 we talk about our top 3 Holiday/Christmas movies we just have to watch every year. How about you, do you have a top 3 you must just watch every year? Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #chirstmas #holidays #chirstmasmovies #diehard #christmasstory #Lethalweapon #elf #thenigh…

For the final Simplistic Reviews podcast of the year, we made a double-stuffed episode full of holiday cheer, jeer, and sneers. We do an ode to the Guy Ritchie classic, Snatch. We give out thoughts on the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. We marvel at the everlasting beauty of Ali Larter. We discuss, once again, the Muppet with AIDs. And we have an en…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh. Pass Thru | 2016 An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans. https://www.imd…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh. Pass Thru | 2016 An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans. https://www.imd…

Happy Simply15 day! We know you're blown away on how we stretched this thing into 2 parts, hey we almost made it a 3 part because we know everyone loves Matthew. Well we are over it so we present to you part 2 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive back into those burning questions you have b…

On the November edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys get into some international intrigue with a new game called Where In The F&*k Is Justin Polizzi. They also point out how homophobic Teen Wolf is, how racist Liam Neeson was, and how the Hollywood term "vehicle" is overused. All that and more on another edition of the Simplistic Rev…

Halloween is right around the corner and what better way to get into the spirit then a good old slasher of a sequel of a movie we enjoyed watching. Get that flashlight ready, and check that sleeping bag for snakes, we are going back to camp! Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers | 1988 Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen), a psychotic transsexual, escape…

Halloween is right around the corner and what better way to get into the spirit then a good old slasher of a sequel of a movie we enjoyed watching. Get that flashlight ready, and check that sleeping bag for snakes, we are going back to camp! Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers | 1988 Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen), a psychotic transsexual, escape…

Today we go past the 15mins and present to you part 1 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive deep into the big questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and enjoy! Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksBy DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas from the Dad's On The Rocks Podcast joins us...so does the ghost of Stan Lee, Jigsaw, Annie Wilkes, and many more. We discuss Green Lantern, The Penguin, and have a horror movie franchise King of the Mountain in another round of Simply Pull The Plug. Let's see if we can scare …

It's Sequel September! We dusted off the Wheel of Doom to put our fate in its hands. What does the wheel from hell have in store for us today? Lets find out! (This version no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Fac…

It's Sequel September! We dusted off the Wheel of Doom to put our fate in its hands. What does the wheel from hell have in store for us today? Lets find out! (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters…

Have a favorite TV theme song? Or a hated theme song? Today we talk about ours. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #PodcastEpisode #PodcastShow #ListenNow #PodcastLifeBy DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

Sequel September on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast starts off with a bang. The boys delve into everything from John Madden to John Matrix. From Tony Scott to Ridley Scott. From Rachel Zegler to Herpes. No correlation whatsoever there. We also honor Batman's Anniversary with the vocal stylings of Optimus Solo himself. All that and some sequel trivia…

Today is the last day of Cannon summer! Cannon and Chuck Norris go together like chocolate and peanut, so what better way to end with some Norris...well its not the best film and goes slow once we hit the middle. Not the worst but Chuck has better films. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Hero and the…

Today is the last day of Cannon summer! Cannon and Chuck Norris go together like chocolate and peanut, so what better way to end with some Norris...well its not the best film and goes slow once we hit the middle. Not the worst but Chuck has better films. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Hero and the…

It's that time of the year again! Matt and Justin talk about the event of the year, the awesome sauce that is the Fantasia International Film Festival 2024. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #Fantasia #FilmFestival #FantasiaFestival #Fantasia2024 #tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #M…

Before Summer comes to a close, check out another red hot episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. I know, that sounds sexual...and it is. You will lose your virginity listening to the boys discuss STD puppets, porno versions of Indiana Jones, GoldenEye pickup lines, and much much more.By DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

Welcome back to a Cannon summer! Today we continue our Cannon films with a buddy comedy that brings Airplane and Robocop together. Who would of thought it was turn out so amazing. This one was fun! (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Fifty/Fifty | 1992 Two soldiers of fortune (Peter Weller, Robert Hays…

Welcome back to a Cannon summer! Today we continue our Cannon films with a buddy comedy that brings Airplane and Robocop together. Who would of thought it was turn out so amazing. This one was fun! (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Fifty/Fifty | 1992 Two soldiers of fortune (Peter Weller, Robert Hays…

Welcome to a Simply Smorgasborg*! We go on a *smorgasbord rant about Gladiator 2, B.O.R.G, movie theater and Horizon part 1, 2, 3 and 4! Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksBy DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

On this firecracker episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. Freddy brings some clips from some of our older shows and play a new game sure to embarrass everyone involved called Simply Accountable. We also do some switching of fictional characters with Simplistic Switcheroo. We als…

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Avenging Force | 198…

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Avenging Force | 198…

In this video, we delve into the controversial topic of how Disney's acquisition of Star Wars has impacted the beloved franchise into a galactic dumpster fire? From questionable character arcs to plot holes big enough to fly the Millennium Falcon through and comedic missteps.Today we explore the galaxy of reasons why Disney has sent Star Wars to th…

Schools out for summer…but the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for…ever! On this episode, the boys are graced by the presence of the Voice of the Universe…an entity who has seriously got the hots for Sydney Sweeney. We find out the real reason behind why that Coyote Vs. Acme movie was shelved. And Hollywood’s fresh, new, young comic star closes …

🎥🐓 3 Dudes with 1 Cockfighter: The Ultimate Silent Showdown! (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) With the passing of Roger Corman, we picked the funnest title for today's commentary. Ever wonder what happens when three guys sit down to chat about a movie that's banned worldwide and hilariously titled C…

🎥🐓 3 Dudes with 1 Cockfighter: The Ultimate Silent Showdown! (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) With the passing of Roger Corman, we picked the funnest title for today's commentary. Ever wonder what happens when three guys sit down to chat about a movie that's banned worldwide and hilariously titled C…

Listen to two grown men dissecting the cinematic masterpiece, "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" – and by dissecting, we mean agreeing that it's... fine. 🦍🍿 Join us as we dive into this epic tale of monkeys with their agendas. Grab some bananas and enjoy the monkey business! 🙈🎬 #PlanetOfTheApes #MovieReview #podcast #shortpodcast Want More or Less…

May is always Star Wars month here at Simplistic Reviews. So, enjoy some of our galactic piss takes at the galaxy far far away.By DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor. C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992 Terrorist Alexa…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor. C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992 Terrorist Alexa…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minute-ish! Enjoy a collection of one-liners and jokes that take aim at O.J. and the media frenzy surrounding him from Norm. #ojsimpson #norm #normmacdonald #ShortPodcast #PodcastBy DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for April, to fool you, once again, into thinking that it's a legitimate podcast. The boys break down the new Roadhouse film. They discuss the litany of trailers that have come out since they were last on. DJ is guilted into his weird infatuation with Anne Hathaway. They dive into the depraved downfall of Nick…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version doesn't have movie audio. We have another one with movie audio.) Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners. Martial Law | 1990 Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cart…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has movie audio) Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners. Martial Law | 1990 Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cartel-for-hire business and is also the master of a…