Best Do Not Scratch Your Eyes Podcasts (2025)

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - BLACKBURN ROVERS 2-1 WATFORD 1:23:35

1d ago1:23:35

1:23:35

Hear all the fan reaction after the disappointing turnaround at Ewood Park. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, Jo…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Blackburn Rovers (Away) 52:10

3d ago52:10

52:10

In the last away game we speak to friend of the pod, Ian from 4000 Holes podcast and discuss two former Watford connections in the manager seat this season, we discuss Martin Patching and a game from the 80's, John sees a changing of the guard in the prediction league whilst Jarvis channels "Glenda". Plus the final "local attraction segment" of the…

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BLACKBURN 17:15

4d ago17:15

17:15

TC gives his thoughts before the trip to Ewood Park after a tricky Easter. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, Joh…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - PORTSMOUTH 1-0 WATFORD 42:50

6d ago42:50

42:50

Part Two of the fan reaction and we hear about fans reaction to the day but also to the form guide and the resistance to placing young players into what was, from Watford's perspective essentially, a dead rubber. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - PORTSMOUTH 1-0 WATFORD 42:26

6d ago42:26

42:26

Part One of the fan reaction following a disappointing result and performance plus the third red card of the Bank Holiday weekend. Eyes look to both the boardroom but also the management after two contrasting performances and no points earned in the last two games. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The v…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 1-2 BURNLEY 53:37

9d ago53:37

53:37

Part two of the fan reaction after a great first half and a referee affected second half saw Watford lose the game but a lot to enthuse over in terms of the performance but equally questions to be asked about discipline from senior squad members. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcas…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 1-2 BURNLEY 52:39

9d ago52:39

52:39

A great first half and a referee affected second half saw Watford lose the game but a lot to enthuse over in terms of the performance but equally questions to be asked about discipline from senior squad members. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of …

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Portsmouth (Home) 38:39

10d ago38:39

38:39

Ahead of the Burnley game the lads chat with Freddie from the PO4Cast where discuss all things Pompey, Baah's "Fortnite" dance and the war of words between the respective managers after the Vicarage Road match, we look with wariness at Pompey's home record before the prediction season and it's new incarnation carry on in the usual shoddy manner bef…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Burnley (Home) 42:23

12d ago42:23

42:23

The lads catch up with friend of the podcast Joe from Turfcast and discuss a superb Clarets season, The New Waggoners pub "Trio of Sausage" and we hear John introduce Iggle Piggle to the Prediction League whilst "Tin of Soup" makes a return deputising for the dog!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The…

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Watford Women 4-0 Gwalia United 24:31

15d ago24:31

24:31

The hornets needed a win to ensure that the final game away at Exeter would determine who finished 3rd in the table. As it transpired Watford currently sit 3rd and will need a win or draw at St James Park next week to cap a really strong finish to the season. The only cloud was the injury sustained by Lashante Paul and we talk to Anna Filbey about …

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - WBA 2-1 WATFORD 47:36

16d ago47:36

47:36

Here are the highlights of the post match chat following a 2-1 defeat at the Hawthorns against a team playing 4-4-2 who played with pace on the break whilst the Hornets played attractive but ultimately less effective football. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessar…

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Under 18's & Under 21's both play within 24 hours of each other 24:55

17d ago24:55

24:55

Having attended the Man City FA Youth Cup Semi-final with 4,000 plus other Watford fans, Pete was able to see the other development side and gives his thoughts, plus there is a chat with some young Hornets at half time and a chat with Under 18's boss Matt Bevans - which reminds us that the Under 18's season is far from over!!! OYH!!!! This Podcast …

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BAGGIES AWAY 9:22

18d ago9:22

9:22

TC gives his thoughts prior to the trip to the Hawthorns plus ahead of the FA Youth Cup semi-final on Thursday evening. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul…

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"BELT UP WITH BARRY" FROM WATFORD 9:59

19d ago9:59

9:59

Barry from Watford tells us about his new podcast out this Friday where in episode 1 he will chat with Watford legend Troy Deeney! Not to be confused with Fake Taxi which is a very different kind of thing altogether! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the vi…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 HULL CITY 52:15

19d ago52:15

52:15

After a 1-0 win in front of too many empty seats, here is the fan reaction, the manager reaction and some news relating to Baah and Chakvetadze injuries. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Gianno…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - WEST BROM (AWAY) 43:26

20d ago43:26

43:26

We catch up with "Where's Kev" and talk all things Baggies, Mowbray, 4-4-2, lots of centre forwards and slipping just out of the play offs. The prediction league leaps from one disaster to another, the dog is late and risks a points deduction and we find out about Carl getting into trouble on the train back from Bristol! COYH!!!! This Podcast has b…

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WATFORD WOMEN 1-0 IPSWICH TOWN WOMEN 30:32

22d ago30:32

30:32

Pete competes with a very noisy Watford supporting rabble as the Golden Girls took on the league leaders Ipswich Town. A really battling performance saw the Hornets triumph and afterwards Pete spoke to both Ellie Head & Manager Renee Hector. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast a…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Hull City (Home) 40:04

22d ago40:04

40:04

Ant joins us from the to Hull and Back podcast to discuss all things Hull including City of Culture, shrimp related doping bans, "speering the gooch" and more nonsense before we even get to the prediction league with Jarvis operating at 200% speed, John getting Carl and Justin to roll dice and Carls Fact and Fiction relating once again to David Bow…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - BRISTOL CITY 2 -1 WATFORD 1:00:16

23d ago1:00:16

1:00:16

All the fan reaction after a 2-1 defeat at Ashton Gate a rather limp performance after an initial exciting first 15 minutes that evaporated after Kwadwo Baah limped off. The high point however was more than just a consolation goal by the returning Mamadou Doumbia which may give us something to look forward next season. COYH!!!! This Podcast has bee…

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AT OUR PLACE - COACHING 1:14:18

24d ago1:14:18

1:14:18

Justin along with many others attended the "At Our Place" on Wednesday this week and took lots of notes - he couldn't read any of them after but here he chats through questions and his best recollections of the answers and Pete despite not being there goes jabbering on per normal! Similar nonsense from the people who bring you Prediction Leagues wh…

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BRISTOL CITY AWAY 10:47

25d ago10:47

10:47

Clevs talks through the nice weather modern striker difficulties and what Chakvetadvze needs to work on to improve his end product COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Hol…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Away) 38:51

27d ago38:51

38:51

Our good friend David joins us from the Forever Bristol City podcast to talk all things Robins! The prediction league takes a strange turn (yet again) as the Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle card is played by ...well you'll have to listen for any of this not make any sense per normal. Just takes us on a bus tour, David promises to learn the Clarinet …

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 49:22

30d ago49:22

49:22

A quick Post Match Phone In where Pete gets carried away cos he's still in the ground - no one else got carried away because Watford didn't really turn up til the second half and especially once Baah came back from injury in the last 20 minutes! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podca…

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 10:48

1M ago10:48

10:48

TC looks forward to the end of season run in with the season still very much alive and gives his thoughts on players returning from both injury and the international break. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Pat…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Plymouth Argyle (Home) 48:03

1M ago48:03

48:03

Aaron from Argyle Life/Green & White podcast joins us to discuss the Pilgrims season, those goals from that player at Home Park plus Aaron turns out to be a very harsh judge for the prediction league which may or may not have ramifications for the Prediction League title (as if anyone cares!!). We discuss the season ticket renewals, the sad news th…

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OXFORD UNITED WOMEN 0-0 WATFORD WOMEN 21:53

1M ago21:53

21:53

With Oxford and Watford chasing the top 3 and with Watford with games in hand both teams went toe to toe - Pete wobbles away to himself on a game that didn't lack in commitment from either side. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge…

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WATFORD WOMEN 5-0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE WOMEN 29:53

1M ago29:53

29:53

A record crowd for a Watford women's game enjoyed a sunny afternoon and were treated to five goals. Pete mumbles his way through the game and only occasionally gets confused as to who is who - however there is no mistaking a great day on the pitch and a great signal for the growth of the womens side of the club enjoying a bumper crowd inside Vicara…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT2 - OXFORD UNITED 1-0 WATFORD 43:34

1M ago43:34

43:34

Part Two of the fan reaction after the defeat at the Kassam and includes the 5 word and long form reviews plus even more poetry than you'd expect!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, Ri…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT1 - OXFORD UNITED 1-0 WATFORD 45:40

1M ago45:40

45:40

Part One of the fan reaction following a 1-0 defeat at the Kassam stadium to Oxford United who had not managed a win in 9 games. The distribution of responsibility for the performance and the result is discussed with different callers having different takes on proceedings. A call for more youth to be bought through to the first team is made and dis…

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE OXFORD UNITED AWAY 5:00

1M ago5:00

5:00

TC gives his thoughts ahead of the trips to Oxford including Bayo's emotional day, injury and illness updates and memories of a discussion with opposing manager Gary Rowett. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Pa…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 SWANSEA CITY 59:51

2M ago59:51

59:51

Hear the fan reaction after a very cold 1-0 win over Swansea, starting with no forwards but settled by a fine Sissoko strike, but another second half performance also shows the fatigue in the thin squad. Some really improved collective and individual performances but also some concerns as we look ahead to Oxford United and wonder if the play off s …

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Oxford United (Away) 32:50

2M ago32:50

32:50

We chat with Fraser from the Fence End podcast about manager changes, potential ground changes and a customer unfriendly bakery. The prediction league transports us to 1997 or 1991 as John talks to Alex and we use that as an excuse to listen Alex's uncles call from December 2023!!! Normal rubbish different day but at least everyone gets a chance to…

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SWANSEA CITY 5:43

2M ago5:43

5:43

TC talks about the injury suffered by Doumbia in the Millwall game, reaction to Jeremy Ngakia's international call up and looks forward to facing the Swans who have gone through a new manager bounce. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Swansea City (Home) 38:39

2M ago38:39

38:39

Luke from Swanscast joins us to talk about managers who have their heads turned and a manager bounce ahead of the match at Vicarage Road. John get John and the less than engaged Bob to take part in the prediction league and the fact and fiction as ever looks at the crime and meteorological statistics of south Wales. Twitter was playing up so the li…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-2 MILLWALL 1:07:37

2M ago1:07:37

1:07:37

The fan reaction following a game of two halves and a Jekyll and Hyde performance from Watford either side of half time. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Pau…

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE MILLWALL 6:45

2M ago6:45

6:45

Ahead of Millwall and the start of another three game week, TC gives his thoughts on recovering players, the importance of support as seen at the Luton match and focusing on each match at a time. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hug…

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06 | Cooked: Vitamin B3 ... and the media 25:44

2M ago25:44

25:44

For episode six of Cooked, we turn the lens on … science communication itself. We’re looking at how information travels from a scientific study to the world and what can go wrong along the way. This is the final episode in our Cooked series. We'll be back in May for another series of Science Friction on a different topic — digital devices and how t…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Millwall (Home) 34:05

2M ago34:05

34:05

Carlos is feeling unwell, so Pete and Justin talk to Jesper from Copenhagen about Millwall, Championship manager, Danish football and a bit about Mileta Rajovic. We commemorate Dennis Bond who passed away recently and try to remember all the footballing Jesper's we could!! The dog is replaced by Tom and John is still enjoying the Luton game!!! COYH…

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MK DONS 0-7 WATFORD WOMEN 28:05

2M ago28:05

28:05

This twice postponed and re-timed game finally took place in Oxford!!! A comfortable run out for the Hornets and a double hat trick (Perry and Haines) plus a first goal of the season for Melis Mehmet saw the football taken care of but in charge of the team today was Laura Dyer who is soon to leave the club after 7 years in numerous positions with t…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - STOKE CITY 0-0 WATFORD 48:54

2M ago48:54

48:54

Probably not a game to linger in the memory for long this one but a third clean sheet and performances from Abankwah, Pollock and Selvik to again promote some confidence that we might make a go of things in the final run in - now if we could just get that crossing and final board sorted out! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do…

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE STOKE 13:26

2M ago13:26

13:26

TC gives his reflections on a tremendous week not only for the derby win but the FA Youth Cup Quarter Final victory. Having come through a tricky run of games he agrees that taking the next fixtures lightly would be a mistake. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessar…

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Stoke City (Away) 57:44

2M ago57:44

57:44

Carl is chipper as no longer hungover, Pete tries an array of impressions that don't really work and Justin is both grumpy (which is bad) and cheerful (which is even worse) and the end of this pod a succession of cheese/mould puns come out for which we can only apologise - however other than that..... we talk to Mike from "Every stop along the way"…

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05 | Cooked: Electrolytes — who needs them? 25:45

2M ago25:45

25:45

Over the past few years, you might have heard advertisements in your podcast feed or on social media for electrolyte supplements. If you haven’t seen them, they’re basically these little sachets or tubs that get mixed in with water as a drink. News media reports demand for such products is exploding – with the market for electrolyte supplements set…

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DNSYE - DERBY DAY DOUBLE TAKE 53:10

2M ago53:10

53:10

Peter and Justin are joined by a very hungover Carl, to try to recall the various fun had with BBC 3 Counties Radio in the build up and aftermath of the 2-0 win over local rivals Luton Town. Veering off topic, as ever, towards the unfortunate and inappropriate we once again over share and fail to end the podcast with either grace or competence. You…

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 2-0 LUTON TOWN 57:07

2M ago57:07

57:07

PART TWO WFC 2-0 LTFC All the rest of the calls plus the 5 word and long form reviews and more and more people getting in on the poetry act!!!! Very pleasing!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris …

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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 2-0 LUTON TOWN 45:48

2M ago45:48

45:48

PART ONE Hear the first reactions following the 2-0 home victory over our visitors and rivals Luton Town. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turne…

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TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE LUTON TOWN 14:04

2M ago14:04

14:04

TC gives us his thoughts ahead oft he M1 derby including lessons learned from reverse fixture, carrying on good performances and a good result against Middlesbro, returning players and fitness updates plus realising the magnitude of the fixture between the two clubs.....oh and butterflies! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do N…

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DNSYE - BBC 3 COUNTIES RADIO SPECIAL 43:57

2M ago43:57

43:57

As another local derby comes into view we again chat with Watford fan Andy Collins and his 3CR, Luton supporting colleague Justin Dealey. We discuss the good and the bad of the seasons for both clubs before making predictions. The now usual contest of knowledge of the two clubs comes down to some unorthodox retail items it eh respective club shops …

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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Luton Town (Home) 47:29

2M ago47:29

47:29

We chat with Ollie from OK Football and look forward to the derby, however as we record and release this the Hatters have a game that is, in their minds, even more important. The battle of the bottom two in the division feels like a win or bust moment for our arch rivals and my play a large part in the M1/Herts/Beds Derby at the Vic on Sunday lunch…

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04 | Cooked: A peculiar potato experiment 25:45

2M ago25:45

25:45

Why did a group of anonymous strangers on the internet try to eat almost nothing but potatoes for a month? On Cooked this week, an unusual experiment and the possibilities and perils of a mono-diet. Guests: Andrew Taylor Melbourne, Australia Slime Mold Time Mold Scientist collective Dr Jess Danaher Associate Dean, RMIT University; Nutrition Scienti…

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