Software engineers and international tech speakers, Dylan Beattie and Mark Rendle, talk about what's been happening in their worlds.
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Let's chat about making videos, companies that offer support via Slack, .NET Open Source Drama Season 12 Episode 5, and more!
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2.13 The Last One Before The Clocks Change
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1:01:58For the first time in several weeks, neither of us is in the Netherlands. Let's talk about Adrian Tchaikovsky, Brandon Sanderson, modern web standards, train wifi, vibe coding, and more!
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Today, due to foreseen circumstances, the part of Dylan Beattie will be played by Eli Holderness. What we shall talk about is anybody's guess.
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Rendle's in Utrecht, so stunt Rendle this week is Eli Holderness! Let's talk about rewriting things in Go, making slides, running meetups and... you know the drill. Ramblecast gonna ramble.
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Rendle's upgraded to Windows 11. Dylan's having fun with hard drives and thinking it's probably upgrade time too. But we know you're really just here for the tangents. Us too.
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2.09 Simplicity is Complicated, OK?
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1:03:23This week: Framework's new product announcement, why resource-based authentication is a MOOD, cameras (and why they're complicated), simplicity (and why it's also complicated), wires (and why there are wires) and, oh, y'know... stuff.
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After two weeks with two fantastic stunt ramblers, Dylan and Rendle both show up and the Trello backlog of stuff to talk about is looooong, so we're gonna have to talk fast.
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Dylan is recovering from a xenomorph infestation so the delightful Chris "Woody" Woodruff is Rendle's guest partner for today's show. We talked about simplicity in software design and development, and performance in .NET, and some other stuff, and a splendid time was had by all. Enjoy.
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2.06 Tech, Bugs and Systems Thinking with Diana Montalion
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1:05:21Rendle's on an aeroplane so Dylan's going to be ramblecasting with architect, author and speaker Diana Montalion! Let's talk about systems thinking, explaining complicated things to simple people and simple things to complicated people, and that one time we randomly went to Castle Dracula. No, really.…
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Dylan and Rendle are LIVE from NDC London! And the WiFi or something was not very good so the audio is not very good. I've done the best I can but it's still not great so please forgive us. It's still worth listening though, this was a fun show.
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2.04 We Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
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1:00:04We're at Linebreakers Band Camp! In a very posh house on the Kent coast, coming to you live from the Library. In the house!
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2.03 FluentAssertions, Conferences and Rendle's Hat
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1:05:12This week Dylan and Rendle are talking about DDD South West, the FluentAssertions license change🍿, some new stuff Dylan's doing with Rockstar, community events (and what it's like speaking at a meetup that starts at 07:30am), what's happening at NDC London later this month, and anything else that pops into their heads.…
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People's names are difficult for computers. Speaking of names, Dylan and Rendle talk about splitting full names into first and last, Skulduggery Pleasant, Nvidia graphics cards that have given up on rendering polygons and just guess what the screen should look like instead, and a new DOOM mod that... well, listen to the episode.…
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Yay, 2025! What exciting things are Dylan and Mark looking forward to this year? What did they like about last year? What were the chat looking forward to? Which singer has the greatest vocal range? All these questions and more are answered in the first episode of season 2.
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It's Boxing Day in the UK which means every TV channel will be showing some super boring film at 4pm, so why not join us for a chat instead? (It's probably not Boxing Day now but you can listen to the recording anyway)
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Dylan is once more adrift in the luminiferous aether so Eli once more steps into the breach to talk to Rendle about AI bubbles, gaming nostalgia and other matters of great pitch and moment
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Dylan is on an intergalactic cruise in his office, so Rendle is joined by the wonderful Eli Holderness to talk about whatever they've found interesting this week.
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Mark is going to use Kotlin, Dylan is handling errors in Rockstar, and Bluesky is properly taking off at last.
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Mark is in Malmö for Øredev, Dylan isn’t, stuff shall be discussed…
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We both just got back from KanDDDinsky in Berlin and at least one of us is already checked in for their next flight... but hey, that's not until tomorrow, so let's do a podcast!
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No idea what we're talking about in this one but I expect it will be the usual stream-of-bobbins that you know and love.
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Mark and Dylan are both busy this week so here's one we made earlier, geeking out about games we like and stuff.
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Dylan and Mark talk about the ongoing WP Engine vs WordPress saga; a variant on the Y2K bug; more unethical AI; and the mystery of the "mercurial cores".
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0x26 WinAmp is Open Source... Kinda
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1:03:48WinAmp have released the source code for the legacy player but it's not exactly... open. Dylan and Mark about using AI to generate podcasts, and how AI coding assistants will be better when you can actually talk to them, the current fracas in the WordPress community, and how those "Star Wars in 1950s Panavision" videos you keep seeing on YouTube ar…
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1.37 Code Reviews and other news with Hannes Lowette
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1:05:17Dylan's on another aeroplane so fellow Linebreaker Hannes joins Mark to talk about positive code reviews and the conversation just kind of rambles on from there really
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NASA have decided that the transistors in the Europa Clipper are hardcore enough to survive Jupiter's radiation, plus whatever else we talked about, Spotify lost the upload originally and I can't remember.
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Mark's just finished 2 days of selecting and curating talks for NDC London 2025 and shares some tips for persuading committee members to pick you. Dylan's been making courses and trying to juggle 14 other balls at the same time.
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1.34 Live from the Copenhagen Developers Festival
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1:00:08CPH DevFest gave us a stage and an audience to record this week's podcast, so we repaid them by doing one of our usual random, meandering conversations.
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It's Dylan's birthday and he's spending it doing homework for the Copenhagen Developers' Festival next week. Meanwhile Mark wants to know why developing for Apple hardware is so difficult.
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1.32 That's 2^5! Powers of two are cool.
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1:03:2232 episodes! Such a lovely round number that Mark slept through it and Dylan had to fill an hour of airtime on his own, which he does magnificently.
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1.31 A Wild Kevlin Henney Has Appeared!
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1:08:38Dylan's on a train this week so the excellent Kevlin Henney joins Mark to talk about legacy code, bitrot, and the inevitable displacement of big, old companies by fast-moving start-ups.
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1.30 Parsers and Beta Testers and Deadpool and Wolverine
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1:02:13WARNING: SPOILERS FOR DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE Dylan's getting ready to ship Rockstar 2, Mark's built a sort of electric cloud-based space clipboard, and we've both seen Deadpool and Wolverine and intend to SPOILER THE HECK out of it so if you haven't seen it maybe watch this one later.
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Well, gosh, we have absolutely NO IDEA what we might talk about this week in a weekly podcast about the week's events in the world of technology. Not a clue. Nope.Oh, and also a fun bit about the NSA having a tape of Grace Hopper they won't release 'cos they don't have a tape deck to watch it on that we were going to talk about last week but we ran…
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Dylan's been having huge amounts of fun with C#, WASM, Ruby and JavaScript - all at the same time! Mark's been building a new thing, playing with the Meta Quest 3 and finally watching the latest Indiana Jones movie, although not at the same time.
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1.27 Drumless Daft Punk, Smart Rings and the electric Ford Capri
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1:03:36Dylan's been at home working on Rockstar 2 and enjoying Tidal's musical recommendations. Mark's been trying to work with an AMQP API using the wrong PDF document, wondering what a smart ring is, and Ford's turned the Capri into an electric SUV. And folding phones and AR headsets are like super-conducting hoverboards.…
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1.26 Lezer Grammars and Democracy Sausages
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1:01:23Oh no, I completely forgot to upload this episode last week. Sorry. Also the title is what we used on YouTube for the recording but I don't remember talking about Lezer Grammars or Democracy Sausages, although we definitely did talk about quantum crosswords, Arduinos and that scouse baby.
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1.25 There's a Kevlin Henney On The Show!
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1:00:58Mark's in Utrecht at Azure Lowlands so Stunt Mark for this episode is author, developer, consultant, thought provoker and occasional Linebreaker Kevlin Henney. Join Kevlin and Dylan as they pick apart what's been happening this week in the weird and wonderful world of technology... and hopefully Human Kevlin will be the ONLY Kevlin on this show, bu…
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Dylan's been geeking out over a physical music player based on WinAmp, we made some music videos, and the internet's asking what "next Monday" means, which is always good for a laugh. Also we're both taking longer to recover from conferences, is that normal?
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The lovely folks at NDC Oslo gave us a whole room and an audience to record this episode. We talk about Apple AI, Elon, and elephants, answer questions from the audience, and Mark reveals a previously unsuspected talent for dog impressions.
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1.22 We're Too Busy To Think Of A Title
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1:07:21This week Dylan and Mark are swamped with getting workshops, talks and music stuff ready for NDC Oslo, but they find time to talk about Agile software development and whether it's good or not, as well as spaceships, GitHub and various other things.
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1.21 macOS Sonoma is better than Windows 95. Fact.
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1:02:47Dylan found his new favourite thing in the entire world, Mark got ratio'd so hard on Twitter that the arithmetic overflowed, and the Windows 10 wallpaper? That's a real photograph! Also introducing a new regular feature (if we ever do it again) and news about Rockstar 2.0!
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1.20 Why See Sharp When You Could Be Flat
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1:08:02Mark's playing with GarageBand, Dylan's running Corel Linux, Google Cloud's deleting pension funds, Sam Altman's stealing ScarJo's voice (or is he), and Copilot's probably put AGPL code in every codebase on earth but can anybody prove it? Also there's a new C# compiler called Bflat but C# is Dflat so what's all that about?…
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A pre-recorded show this week as Dylan and Mark are both off doing exciting things. We talk about our favourite (and not-so-favourite) sci-fi books and authors and add a few to each other's to-read list.
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Dylan's on a plane so Eli Holderness joins Mark to talk about tone-deaf Apple ads, functional Fortnite, privilege and neurodivergence.
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1.17 Mark's in Zurich so Eli is Stunt Mark
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1:06:23Mark had to go to Zurich for work so Eli Holderness stepped up and talked to Dylan about whatever they talked about. I don't know, I was in Zurich.
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That's right, folks - the right amount of booze makes you a better programmer, according to Science. Also Google has improved JPEG, NASA is talking to Voyager 1 again, and (checks notes) you can now buy a robot dog with a flamethrower attached for less than $10,000 including shipping. What a time to be alive, eh?…
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A pre-recorded episode because Dylan & Mark are both away this Thursday. We talk about the music we remember from our (very different) formative years, and pick our favourite albums from each decade we've been alive. Mark cheats.
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Mark's Framework Laptop 16 is finally mostly working, Dylan's been in Copenhagen reviewing conference abstracts, and everybody else is delving into dynamic landscape... or are they?
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1.13 Mark's Solved the Fermi Paradox
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1:01:16This week Mark's solved the Fermi paradox, Dylan's built a teleprompter in JavaScript (twice!), somebody (not us) nearly backdoored every Linux system on the planet, and we just found out laser pointers are illegal in Switzerland.
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We said when we got to 100 subscribers we'd have a theme song... well, here it is. Plus we're talking about the Redis license change, Microsoft's new Garnet project, green clouds, racing spreadsheets, and Bad Software Stockholm Syndrome.
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