Follow our YouTube Channel! This week Also this week: Nicole publicly admits to being a bitch. Nicole publicly admits that Eric is a dick. Nicole wants Eric to stop breathing. How old do you think you'll live to be? Nicole thinks she'll be running triathalons in her 100's and Eric thinks he'll be eating mashed peas by his 60's. Junior cuts us short…

Follow our YouTube Channel! This week we revisit imposter syndrome particularly as it's related to Eric's acting career. Check out Eric's IMDB! Also this week: A shoutout to Bravo Whisky Charlie Films. A shoutout to Drinkin' Bros News A shoutout to Full Circle Beer Garden Eric slurps his spit in his mouth. Blood on the Deck! You should Buy Nicole a…

Follow our YouTube Channel! This week Nicole schools Eric a little about the difference between motivation, consistency, and discipline... in the gym and elsewhere! We've been crazy busy and falling a little behind but we're getting back on track for you! Also this week: Nicole hates our toilet Special guest appearance by The Worst Sponsor Ever's C…

Follow our YouTube Channel! (Formerly titled “How Entitled Thieving ex’s Ruin Retirement.) This week Eric and Nicole TRIED starting an episode about long-range financial planning... until Eric went on a rant about how much of his money his ex-wife gets to steal... Also this week: Eric's kids should not listen Nicole complains about Eric. You should…

Follow our YouTube Channel! This week Eric and Nicole talk about murder podcasts and documentaries and ... do they plan the perfect murder together or not? Listen to find out. Also this week: Nicole makes ghetto steak. Anti-skull fcking law? Nicole tries to poison Eric with craisins. Eric tries to explain how to plan the perfect murder and gets shu…

Follow our YouTube Channel! Now publishing every Monday! If you want to come camping with us email Nicole! This week Eric and Nicole talk about how men really are simple creatures and how most men need two things to be fulfilled in life... you guessed it. Also this week: Eric meets a man with a manscaped bush Noodles and fellatio. Cottage Cheesecak…

Follow our YouTube Channel! We're late!! This week we talk a little about Eric's brand new Toyota Tacoma TrailHunter and our future plans for some overland adventures together! Because you can't overland in a Chevy Malibu. Also this week: FedEx sucks Check out RockSlide Engineering Don't store bricks in your attic. Nicole doesn't seem to be a fan o…

Follow our YouTube Channel! This week We talk about how cutting down on our screen time might help our relationship. Also this week: Email [email protected] to register for our campout! Space is limited to get in soon! $100 for the weekend gets you two nights of campsites, some special SWAG, and dinner on Saturday! You should Buy Nicole a Co…

Don't forget to sign up for the Hey Baby Campout! This week Eric and Nicole TRY to talk a little about planning life together, and TRY to give some helpful advice before finally realizing we are really bad at it and we should probably fix ourselves before we give advice... Also this week: Nicole buys way too much meat. You should Buy Nicole a Coffe…

Follow our YouTube Channel! This week we talk about Also this week: TWO bonus dad jokes this week! A story about one of Eric's previous girlfriends. If you're a couple who doesn't fight over loading the dishwasher let us know! Assumed Similarity Bias makes Nicole's eyes glaze over. Eric performs the relationship rap! Watch for the campout sign ups …

The WORST sponsor ever joins us in the Hey Baby Studios again for a big announcement! Follow our YouTube Channel! Eric & Nicole booked seven campsites at Delaware State Park in Ohio on May 30th - June 1st for the First Annual Hey Baby Campout! If you want to join us click below and reserve a spot soon! Also this week: Nicole prefers the small-endow…

Nolan from Ridge Woodworks is in the studio this week with Nicole and Eric to talk about some of their hot button issues! Service Animals... if you really wanna set Nicole off, bring your emotional support pug into a restaurant. You can't get a service dog for erectile dysfunction. That poor pickle slicer... Eric phallically describes his camping s…

Nicole wanted to explore the topic of mental health a little more and talk about why and when we should check in on our friends. You should Buy Nicole a Coffee! The Nicole and Eric Facebook Page! Our IG!By Eric and Nicole Totel

This week we talk a little bit about male insecurity and Eric's belief that nearly all male character flaws and emotional issues are rooted in insecurity. This cold snap is makes the shrinky dink real! What's the definition of machismo again? Peacocking. Different from Pee Cocking. TikTok is gone! And now it's back! And more people complained about…

Warning: Eric got a little graphic so proceed with caution! This week we discuss mental health particularly as it relates to first responders. The convo kinda meanders and goes from place to place, but we promise to build on it in future episodes. You should Buy Nicole a Coffee! The Nicole and Eric Facebook Page! Our IG!…

Sit in on a family meeting us as Nicole goes over the beginnings of our budget for 2025. As expected, Eric has some catching up to do. Plus: Nicole doesn't like Eric's cool shower curtain! Click here to see Eric's amazing shower curtain and then send nicole an email at [email protected] and let her know how much you love it! Nicole road rage…

You should Buy Nicole a Coffee! The Nicole and Eric Facebook Page! Our IG! This week we talk a little about resolutions! The traditional Japanse new year tradition of Hatsu Geiko (初稽古) Eric is still a floaty marshmallow. Nicole is a stale marshmallow. Setting Goals vs. Resolutions. A weird side convo about candles and scentsy. Blue collar orgies…

Merry Christmas from Nicole and Eric! We truly appreciate every one of you taking the time to listen! We made it a short episode since it'll be dropping on Christmas Day. This week you'll hear about: Christmas! We love the comments we get on our Christmas Card sign-ups every year and Eric reads a few today. Nicole gets Scrooged over spreading Chris…

This week we talk a little about preparedness and our thoughts on it ... Eric learns that he's not as prepared as he thinks he is! Also: Nicole goes neurotic over preparedness. Eric NAILS the dad jokes today. Like... NAILS them. We're creating a prepper commune! What shall we name it?? Eric learns there are different types of canning cooker thingys…

Full Circle Beer Garden isn't a sponsor but if you're in the Dayton area you should check out their beers! Daniel Penny is innocent! Christmas Cards are in the mail! If you think you're spongeworthy, Email Eric for a special card! Check out the Fawkes News Network and the trailer for the new documentary Helene: Ignoring the Red Tape You should Buy …

Join us this week while Nicole schools us on Christmas budgeting and not spending all willy nilly just because it's the holidays and there are so many great deals. Email Eric if you know where he can find a penis coat rack. You should Buy Nicole a Coffee! The Nicole and Eric Facebook Page! Our IG!By Eric and Nicole Totel

Happy Thanksgiving, friends! You should Buy Nicole a Coffee! This week we talk about gratitude and how it can influence our lives and relationships along with some: Wanksgiving Crazy Uncle Dicks An official public health PSA regarding sunning your buttholes. Don't get a tainted taint. Is that a skunk between her legs?!? Travis buys too many chicken…

Buy Nicole a Coffee! If you don't suck... write us a review! If we don't suck, definitely write us a review! This week we're going to talk a little bit about training together with your partner... whatever sort of training you might be engaged in: For us law-enforcement, defensive tactics, and firearms is an obvious one. If you do something else li…

Nicole tells us a little bit about her trip to Colorado this fall where she paid good money to get mauled by dogs. She talks about the stress of planning and taking a trip all by herself and some of the mistakes she made and things she learned along the way. Also: Listen to Acting Chief Eric take a phone call when he accidentally left his phone con…

Sign up for a Christmas Card from Nicole and Eric! Nicole and Eric talk about the disconnect between the life we're trying to live and the life we have to live while struggling with making enough time for our hobbies and leisure. Also this week: Would you listen to a sniffle-themed podcast? Listen as Eric tries to fix every problem Nicole mentions.…

We had some listeners ask about Eric making his own beer so this week Nicole wants Eric to talk a little about his homebrewing hobby. Also... Sign up for our Christmas cards! Nicole puts jelly on chicken nachos Learn about yeast farts and yeast pee. If you're in the Dayton area and want to brew beer, check out our friends at HBYOB! Step you brewing…

Sign up for a Christmas Card from Nicole and Eric! Buy Nicole a Coffee! Part three of our three-part series where Nicole drags some specifics about Man Camp out of Eric. Nicole wins a bet ... and cries about it! Check out Crossroads Church Man Camp! The Nicole and Eric Facebook Page! Our IG!By Eric and Nicole Totel

Sign up for a Christmas Card from Nicole and Eric! Buy Nicole a Coffee! Part two of what's going to be a THREE part series about dealing with adversity and (in Part 3) some specifics about Man Camp in particular. You will also: Hear Eric's Clap Track Was Eric Emotionally Catfished? Nicole says "anywayS" way too much... Who wins a battle? Witches or…

This week we have the first in a THREE-part episode where we talk about how physical adversity and struggle can lead to growth; and how the same concepts can be applied to relationship or emotional struggles. Also: Dad joke by Bill from Drinkin' Bros! Listen to a malinois with a box stuck on it's head in the background for the first 30 minutes. Nic…

This week Nicole and Eric talk about Society's loneliness epidemic Do you take enough vacation and prioritize leisure? Prioritizing real connections with other people. Taking charge of our own mental health How our connections can help keep us accountable Guide to Butthole Sunning Follow us on Facebook and Instagram! Buy Nicole a Coffee!…

Dad joke by Nicole this week! Wellll... we had a topic planned for this week and it was not supposed to be about sexist protein powder... but here we are. Join us for an off-the-cuff conversation that started with a short comment about Andy Frisella's grossly hateful rant against female police officers. We ended up delving into our thoughts not jus…

Since you already hung out with us for a full-length bonus episode this week, we'll give you a shorter episode where Nicole and Eric talk a little about communication and ways to try to keep it open in your relationships. Write some reviews for us and follow our facebook page!By Eric and Nicole Totel

Bonus Episode! Join us for our second collab with our friends Marc and Dr. David from The Shield Within Podcast. In this episode, Nicole and Eric ask for relationship insight and guidance from The Shield guys.By Eric and Nicole Totel

Eric and Nicole talk a little bit about disappointments from outside our relationship and what, if anything, we can do as a team to support each other through the disappointing moments we're all going to face in life. Junior the cock-blocking Belgian Malinois. We need to grow our FB page. Follow us here! While you're following things... Follow our …

It's time to figure out how we can manage our time a little better... and as you'll hear.... we need HELP! What tricks, tools, or techniques do YOU use for time management? Let us know on our FB page or shoot us an email at [email protected]! Other things we touch on this week... mensuration Poop Raw Men Noodles? Nicole's pickle rage! Yoni …

This week we have a collab episode with our friends Marc and Dr. David from The Shield Within Podcast where Dr. Dave and Marc probe and explore Nicole & Eric's relationship a little bit as it relates to our careers and lives. The energy in The Shield Within studio was great for this episode and we think you'll love it!…

On this week's episode Nicole asks Eric about last weekend when Eric finally gave Nicole her wish and left the house for a short solo backpack trip. Listen to find out what the scariest sound known to man is!By Eric and Nicole Totel

Join us this week for a barking-free episode where we talk about social media's impact in our own lives and how it effects not only us as a couple, but society as a whole. How does our social media consumption and interaction change us? How does it effect our relationships and lives? We break down our own weekly screen time and want to know what yo…

This week Nicole and Eric explore a little about how our relationship is effected by the different stages of our careers we're each in. Eric is rapidly approaching retirement while Nicole has about a year on the job! What sorts of hurdles do we encounter because of these differences? Also this week: Junior the deaf malinois barks. A lot. Eric speak…

This week Eric & Nicole talk about how power dynamics and control in a relationship can affect the relationship and explore a little bit about how power dynamics work in our relationship... in the end we came to a different conclusion than we started with! Also this week: Dad joke brought to you by Nolan from Ridge Woodworks! Listen to us argue in …

This week Nicole "berates" Eric a little bit about why he hasn't kept up with some of his hobbies and we talk a little about how that effects our relationship and how we each plan to do better at doing our own hobbies independent from each other! Send us more dad jokes!By Eric and Nicole Totel

This week Nicole and Eric have a short episode where we quiz each other to see who knows the other person the best! Also... let us know if "Magic" is a legit superpower or not!By Eric and Nicole Totel

This week Nicole and Eric will talk about some of the things we do to divide chores and responsibilities around the house: Who cooks? Who cleans? Who does laundry? How is a fridge like a butthole? Who mows the grass? Someone tell Eric what carburetors are for! Drop us a line and let us know if chores and responsibilities in your relationship are di…

This week Nicole and Eric talk about how lessons we've learned in the outdoors and climbing translates to real life and relationships: The best parts of life are on the other side of fear It's okay to have bad days and great days Setting goals Know when to rest Stay in your 3-foot world Falling is good for you Don't measure yourself against others!…

This is our TENTH episode and we can't belive all the love and support so far! THANK YOU! Come hang out in the campground with us while we talk a little about: Our hobbies together and separate and... How WE kinda sucked at keeping our separate identities when we became a couple. Ways we're gonna work on keeping our own activities. What it means wh…

Eric is a *little* older than Nicole... this week we'll talk about how the gap in our ages influenced our relationship in the past, how it does now, and how we expect it might in the future. Also this week: Nicole takes over for the opening dad joke! (Thanks to our buddy Forrest for sending it in!) Nicole learns what Woo Girls Are! And finally, Nic…

This week Nicole and Eric work through imposter syndrome and talk a little bit about how they each deal with it in their own lives and how to combat it. Shoot us an email at [email protected] and give us some ideas how you cope with imposter syndrome when it rears it's ugly head!By Eric and Nicole Totel

Sometimes we have different ideas of what our priorities should be. Whether it's about finances or home improvement or general life goals, we'll talk a little about how we try to handle those conflicts. Also: Today's dad joke brought to you by Brett! Thanks bro! Nicole rubs a fat man's tits while Eric hangs up on 9-1-1. Thin Blue Line Boudoir? Nico…

This week Nicole and I talk about trust and commitment and how that relates to personal finances in a relationship along with sharing social accounts and phones. Along with... Why would Eric have razor wire and a butt plug in his medicine cabinet? The amazingly embarrassing story of Eric's first time staying at Nicole's parent's house. The complete…

This week Eric really pushed Nicole to the limit! He made her ... gasp ... talk about herself and her experiences on her journey to fulfilling her lifelong dream of being a police officer! Also in this episode: Korean Jambalaya Hear both Eric AND Nicole's worst moments as rookies. This one went a little long so grab some popcorn or a beer and settl…