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Grading the GRADERS of the '25 Houston Texans Draft
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42:20NFL Draft Grades are a pointless exercise. But since people actually do them, shouldn't someone grade these graders? Especially with how cowardly their actual grades are?? JOIN the Gallant Says podcast LIVE on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@paulgallant weekdays at 4 PM CT (or after major Houston sporting events), or on Twitch https://www.twitc…
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Houston Texans are NOT moving...but did they miss out on George Pickens?
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35:31I hate that I have to keep repeating myself, but the Houston Texans ARE NOT moving. They do have some interesting plans for the near future though...Meanwhile, the Dallas Cowboys acquired mercurial Steelers WR George Pickens for just a third and a fifth round pick. He's clearly got a temper...would he have fit in with the Texans?And what's the BEST…
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NO changes for Rockets this offseason?!? | Ime Udoka / Rafael Stone Presser Reax
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54:54Houston Rockets head coach Ime Udoka and general manager Rafael Stone met with the media today to answer questions about this past season and the upcoming offseason. Plus, I lay out my OFFICIAL Rockets offseason doctrine...JOIN the Gallant Says podcast LIVE weekdays (and after major Houston sporting events) on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@PaulG…
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A FUN Houston Rockets came to a disappointing end Sunday night thanks to a lifeless offense. Some changes HAVE to be in order. What SHOULD be next for Ime Udoka & company this offseason...and what WILL be next?? One of my sports heroes is REALLY making me go to EXTREME lengths to defend him. And how did Cinco de Mayo become OUR Cinco De Mayo??JOIN …
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Warriors SMOTHER Rockets & end Houston's season
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20:56The Rockets offense never really got going in Sunday's season ending 103-89 loss against the Warriors. We all saw what happened...so what's next?JOIN the Gallant Says podcast LIVE here weekdays at 4 PM CT (or after major Houston sporting events), or on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/gallantsays, X https://twitter.com/gallantsays, IG https://instagram…
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Rockets force game 7 after UPSET of the Warriors!!!
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24:05The Rockets took down the Warriors after a DOMINANT fourth quarter to force a game 7 back in Houston. Are they about to pull off an epic comeback for the THIRD time in franchise history?!? JOIN the Gallant Says podcast LIVE here weekdays at 4 PM CT (or after major Houston sporting events), or on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/gallantsays, X https://t…
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Warriors accuse Rockets of dirty play?!?
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1:01:52Rockets - Warriors has been a chippy series . . . so it’s only natural that after five games “dirty play” has become the biggest topic of the series…There’s only a couple of teams that are more enjoyable to see lose than these guys…And speaking of losing causes…I’m still trying to figure out how THIS GUY became a made man...JOIN the Gallant Says po…
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Rockets STAY ALIVE against Warriors thanks to first half EXPLOSION
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31:39The Rockets did not go quietly into the night...putting together a practically perfect first half and hanging on for a 131 - 116 over the Warriors to force a game 6. Is what they did sustainable? Did we like what we saw out of Jalen Green? And we found out why at least one player is untouchable in Houston's mind...JOIN the Gallant Says podcast LIVE…
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Houston Texans choose FAMILIARITY during day 2 of the NFL Draft
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40:59The Houston Texans made 4 selections during day 2 of the NFL Draft:2.34: Iowa State WR Jayden Higgins2.48: Minnesota T Aiereontae Ersery3.79: Iowa State WR Jaylin Noel3.97: USC CB Jaylin SmithWhat do you think about the picks??By Paul Gallant
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Houston Texans do...NOTHING in first round of the '25 NFL Draft
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40:59Instead of trading up [as had been rumored] for an offensive lineman [also rumored], the Houston Texans traded OUT of the first round with the New York Giants, trading back 9 spots for a second (34) and third (99) round pick tomorrow, plus a '26 third rounder. They also made a trade that affects day three. I discuss those moves, other doors they co…
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My thoughts on EVERYTHING Texans related leading up to tonight's NFL DraftBy Paul Gallant
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Jalen Green & Rockets WALLOP Warriors in Game 2!!
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40:08Jalen Green scored 38 points, Jimmy Butler contused his pelvis, and there was scuffle over a thrown towel in what was a very chippy game two.By Paul Gallant
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Steph Curry EXPLODES against ICE COLD Rockets for 95 - 85 game 1 W
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21:18It's tough to win games when Steph Curry goes off like that, especially when you shoot 20% from outside and turn the ball over 18 times. It's even more difficult to win when you've got your two dominant ball handlers - Fred VanVleet & Jalen Green - making just 7 of 34 shots. And yet...despite the Rockets loss, I'm still optimistic about this series…
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Who will be the next Houston Texans "Fall Guy"??
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58:11The Texans fired offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik and OL coach Chris Strausser after the offense didn't live up to expectations during a disappointing '24-'25 season. Say things don't go according to plan next season...who's next on the chopping block? Plus, why I'm coming around on the Astros plan for '25, why a dying sport NEEDS someone to come…
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Houston Texans are "exploring" a new stadium???
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45:41A Houston Chronicle article suggested that the Houston Texans are exploring the possibility of a new stadium. My biggest Q: Why??By Paul Gallant
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Alex Bregman should be DISGUSTED with Rafael Devers & the Red Sox
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46:29$300 M man Rafael Devers is refusing to move from third base for former Astro Alex Bregman...and has teammates supporting his stubbornness?? What a terrible first impression. Plus, reaction to Astros spring training news, and why you shouldn't be concerned about...SMOKE AND FIRE in the coming days at a HOUSTON AIRPORT?!?…
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Alex Bregman OFFICIALLY in Boston...is he mad at the Astros?!?
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50:44Alex Bregman was introduced as a member of the Boston Red Sox over the weekend and posted a goodbye message to Houston...and I might be reading too much into both. Plus, in a world of entitled athletes, Jose Altuve remains the best. But these guys...yeesh. And to wrap things up, some good old fashioned nationalism and sports!…
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Ime Udoka's saying the SAME THINGS about the Rockets' struggles
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57:34The Rockets have already exceeded expectations this season. But we've been hearing Ime Udoka say the same things OFTEN over this stretch of 7 loss in 9 games. At what point will you be concerned that his message isn't hitting home? Plus, some updates from Astros spring training from Joe Espada. The Eagles Super Bowl victory has taken me down anothe…
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New Houston Texans O.C. Nick Caley's speaks!
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1:23:40Texans offensive coordinator Nick Caley had his introductory press conference today. I react to what he had to say there, plus what the Astros said about Alex Bregman signing with the Red Sox. And Kevin Durant - who the Rockets beat last night - sure has a lot of Houston connections...By Paul Gallant
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BREAKING: Alex Bregman signs with...Boston Red Sox?!?
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42:47The long time Houston Astro signed with the Boston Red Sox for a 3 year deal worth $120 M with opt outs after every season. He chose that over 6 years & $156 M with the Astros, and 6 years for over $170 M with the Detroit Tigers.By Paul Gallant
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Alex Bregman "updates" are DRIVING ME INSANE
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58:39We've seen a lot of "updates" about Alex Bregman's future over the past couple of days. But they all seem to contradict each other. What gives? Plus, the Houston Texans might lose another coach, while an ex-coach got a new job. Elsewhere around the league, Dak Prescott is lying to himself while Cam Newton is pissing everyone off. A sports owner is …
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Poor Ryan Hollins. The man's just out there calling a game - which he's been doing a great job of this year with Craig Ackerman! - and said something that led to him feeling the need to apologize. He didn't! But let's use this as an opportunity to talk about the word "dick". Plus, the Mavericks should serve as a VALUABLE sports lesson for all the d…
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Super Bowl LIX was a victory for...Houston?!?
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55:59A Houston QB just won the Super Bowl in a game that ALL of H-Town should have loved. Plus, thoughts on Kendrick Lamar's halftime show, a hilarious punking, and...damnit do I really have to talk about Travis Kelce's ex Kayla Nicole again?!? 💀🔫By Paul Gallant
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History is cool and all. I just like it when my favorite player ever - Tom Brady - is the only one who ever makes it. Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs...they scare me. They're on the verge of a three peat. 😅I've got some thoughts on their matchup with the Eagles in Super Bowl LIX, plus the LATEST setback during the Rockets 5 game losing streak, and a…
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Rockets do little at Trade Deadline...did they MISS OUT?!?
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54:34The Rockets didn't go after Kevin Durant or Devin Booker at the NBA's trade deadline. They traded for Jaden Springer yesterday, then waived him today before acquiring Cody Zeller [and draft picks]. I get why they'd stand pat. But is it possible that they made a mistake standing pat in a wide open Western Conference? Plus, some thoughts on Kansas Ci…
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Do the Rockets NEED to make a SPLASH by Thursday's NBA Trade Deadline??
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31:24It was easy to say "nah" a week ago. But have 4 straight Rockets losses made you reconsider?? We'll also take a look back at what's been said after the last 2 Ls AND an all time bad take from an NBA player.By Paul Gallant
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Did the Astros just ACCIDENTALLY tell us that Alex Bregman's gone??
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1:04:30General Manager Dana Brown dropped some not too subtle hints at the Astros media luncheon today about Alex Bregman's future. Was it intentional? I react to that, and everything else we learned about the 'Stros today. Plus, should the Texans go "All In" (again) to trade for Cooper Kupp this offseason? And, I give the people what I've recently discov…
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Can Nick Caley save C.J. Stroud & the Houston Texans offense?!?
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44:34The Houston Texans have hired Rams passing game coordinator and TE coach Nick Caley as their new offensive coordinator. Was he the right choice? And how likely is he to get the Texans offense moving in the right direction again? Plus, what was the WORST part of the Luka Doncic trade for the Mavericks?? And protestors, it might be time to work on yo…
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Rockets JUST MISS season sweep of Grizzlies, but Alperen Şengün is an All Star!!
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56:47The Rockets were SO CLOSE to a season sweep of the Grizzlies. Unfortunately, they fell 120 - 119 in a hell of a game that they gave away at the end. No matter...because Houston...we have an All Star for the first time since James Harden & Russell Westbrook is 2020. Alperen Şengün is heading to the Bay. I'll talk about his season, my interactions wi…
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Alperen Şengün PSYCHO-STANS need to CHILL
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1:50:41This Rockets season’s been SO MUCH FUN . . . but there’s a specific fan group that needs ALL the chill pills…unless they want to be the worst faction of sports fans in the history of Houston.They have me wondering who's been the WORST faction of fans in Houston sports. Plus, there’s been bunch of press conferences introducing new head coaches acros…
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Amen Thompson became a star last night. No debate. He's the Rockets best player and should be their foundational piece going forward. Plus, the latest on the Texans offensive coordinator search. They interviewed a candidate that I liked, but after hearing an interesting Bobby Slowik anecdote, I believe THIS unlikely possibility is something Houston…
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The Chiefs beat the Bills FAIR & SQUARE [again]
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40:45Bad calls happen in every NFL Game. But sorry Bills and annoyed NFL fans, they're not the reason the Kansas City Chiefs keep winning. Plus, the latest in the Texans offensive coordinator search. And does the Ryan Pressly trade GUARANTEE Alex Bregman's return?By Paul Gallant
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Houston Texans FIRE offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik!!
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1:03:48The Texans and offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik have "parted ways". Was it the right move? And who should/will be the Texans NEXT offensive coordinator? Plus, a brief look at the NFL's conference championship weekend...By Paul Gallant
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The Texans have "No Chance" in a "practice game" for KC?!?
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43:42The Texans got more bulletin board material from talking heads, but at least the Chiefs are showing them respect. I react to those pundits, and what the Texans had to say looking ahead to the Chiefs.By Paul Gallant
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The Texans moved on from a DIVA, and we all should have seen it coming. Plus, Rex Ryan is eating crow after putting his foot in his mouth and calling the Texans a bye. But was what he said all that bad...or inaccurate? You get to see EVERY Texans response to him. Finally, last night's Rockets W over the Grizzlies was an awesome watch! But I'm excit…
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FINALLY. Texans CLOSE OUT the Chargers with 32-12 BLOWOUT playoff W!!! | Postgame Recap & Analysis
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58:20For the first time all year - and perhaps for the first time since last season's playoff W over the Browns - the Texans played up to their potential. Can they do it again? How good is this defense? And is C.J. Stroud back? Let's celebrate!By Paul Gallant
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They crapped their pants on national TV in front of Beyonce. Yes, the game didn't ultimately matter since they're AFC South Champs, they're dealing with a lot of injuries, they've played 3 games in 10 days, blah blah blah...but that was about as pathetic a loss as you'll ever see by a supposedly "good" team in the NFL.…
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Texans prove they're NOT on KC's level in 27-19 L to Chiefs
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35:08Based on today AND realistic expectations going forward, the Houston Texans WILL NOT be good enough to beat the NFL’s best in the playoffs. We all probably knew that already, but it definitely was further confirmation.Who's MOST to blame for the loss? C.J. Stroud? The coaching staff? A defense we thought had proved it's one of the league's best? An…
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DeMeco Ryans & Houston Texans DEFEND Azeez Al-Shaair!?!
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1:11:53DeMeco Ryans seemingly disapproved of Azeez Al-Shaair's knockout hit of Trevor Lawrence immediately after the Texans beat the Jaguars Sunday. But less than 24 hours later he seemed to change his mind. Why? Plus, more reaction to the hit from Texans and Jaguars players...By Paul Gallant
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A "DIRTY W?? Texans SURVIVE late Jaguars rally
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52:35The Houston Texans hung on for a 23-20 W against the now 10 loss Jacksonville Jaguars heading into a MUCH NEEDED bye week. I recap the game, with this question in mind: did THIS W change your mind about the Texans AT ALL? Plus, how dirty was Azeez Al-Shaair's hit on Trevor Lawrence?By Paul Gallant
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The Texans are REALLY defending their...offense?!?
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1:13:03I react to everything we've heard from the Texans after their 32-27 loss to the Titans. They're being VERY supportive of their offense, which continues to struggle. Too supportive? Plus, C.J. Stroud and company weigh in on what they can do to clean up the little things. I also sense there are a few players getting frustrated with the way the team's…
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Frauds?!? Houston Texans STUNNED 32-27 by Tennessee Titans
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29:38The same exact season-long mistakes keep happening. Why haven't they been corrected? And C.J. Stroud simply isn't playing as well as he can. Does ANYONE still think they're capable of living up to their pre-season expectations??By Paul Gallant
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Texans CRUSH Cowboys 34 - 10 | But did they SILENCE the DOUBTERS?!?
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31:23It's always fun to beat up on the Cowboys, even if they're a disaster this season. And the Texans defense sure bullied Cooper Rush and company. But what are we to make of C.J. Stroud and Houston's offense after this game? Are they back on the right track??By Paul Gallant
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Texans fans have been frustrated with offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik for quite some time. On a day that the Chicago Bears fired their offensive coordinator Shane Waldron, should Houston consider the same move? Is ownership potentially thinking about it? Plus, are the misfortunes of other teams - specifically the Dallas Cowboys - making you feel…
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Can PLAYERS ONLY meetings SAVE the Texans season?
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54:52There was A LOT of buzz about a PLAYERS ONLY Texans team meeting after Houston's loss to the Jets last Thursday. From the sound of things, they had another one RIGHT AFTER the loss to the Lions...and might have ANOTHER one this week. Will that FINALLY get them back on track? Plus, my thoughts on everything said after last night's loss...including D…
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POSTGAME: CJ Stroud DOOMS Texans in EPIC collapse against Lions
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54:35There's lots of things to point at after yet another no show by the Texans in the second half. The offensive line, Bobby Slowik, hell even DeMeco Ryans. I mean, they were up 23-7 in a game where Jared Goff threw 5(!!!) interceptions. But this loss falls MOST at the feet of QB C.J. Stroud...By Paul Gallant
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Houston Texans do LITTLE at NFL Trade Deadline?!?
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36:20Given the recent struggles of the offensive line, shouldn't they have done more??? JOIN the Gallant Says podcast LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/paulgallant or on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/gallantsays.For more Paul, you can follow him on X https://twitter.com/gallantsays, Tik Tok https://tiktok.com/GallantSays, Instagram https://instagra…
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Texans EMBARRASSED by Jets in Thursday Night Football
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22:50WOOF. A WHOLE LOT of bad in this one. Where do the Texans go from here?By Paul Gallant
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Is the Stefon Diggs era OVER for the Texans?
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56:54The Texans WR tore his ACL during the third quarter of Sunday's 23-20 W. Has he played his last snap for Houston? And was the trade a failure? Plus, some thoughts on the Colts benching Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco AND someone who hasn't been going to work of late.By Paul Gallant
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Texans SURVIVE for 23 - 20 W over Colts to SWEEP Indy!
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41:22The Texans are 6-2, just swept their only real competition in the AFC South, and have yet to lose a game in conference. But between MORE offensive inconsistency, another serious injury, and the occasional defensive lapse, you've got to wonder if this team will ever put a complete game together.By Paul Gallant
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