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Etiquette has a new judge. Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished. In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leavin ...
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Ding Dong! No, it’s not the death of the Wicked Witch. It’s the arrival of the elevator at a non-schedule floor. But, oh poop! Someone’s trying to get on! Act Quick! Do you: A) Hammer Door Close B) Heroically throw your arm in between the Jaws of Death C) Pretend to do a NYT mini crossword D) Offer your fellow rider a Laffy Taffy This week’s leathe…
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A crisp autumn breeze on your face. Your hands warmed by a foil-covered casserole dish. Anticipation of spending quality time with friends fresh on your mind. The front door opens, you step into the foyer, a friendly Labrador wags their tale in greeting…but wait, would you mind removing your shoes? Record scratch. The scene freezes. It’s time we ge…
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Ooooh boy, we may have stepped in it on this one. There are picketers outside the courthouse! Our gavels are in hot water! No need to schedule your manicurist this week, Judges Neil and Graham are here to settle all your nail care needs. We take an archeological trip through human history to search for one reason why witnessing fingernail trimming …
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Social Prattle v. Should We Tattle (with Jenny Zigrino)
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Oh gossip, that ancient pleasure. A victimless crime... right? Right. This week we’re joined by Jenny Zigrino to dig into the social laws on hot, juicy gossip. Together, we can make America gossip again, and spill the proverbial tea into the Boston Harbor. Is it only okay if it’s about someone your gossip partner knows? Can the courts institute men…
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A Person's Birthday v. A Cat's Desire (with Danielle Shvartsman)
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What’s an excuse to party but not quite as special as your birthday party? That’s right. Someone else’s birthday party. And what’s more complicated than Italian physicist Gabriele Veneziano’s string theory? When your friend doesn’t want to do anything for their birthday but you think that deep down they may want you to actually do something but the…
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Wedding Destination v. Gift Obligation (with Danielle Shvartsman)
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At what point does "All Inclusive" become all exclusive? Here at Premeditated, we travelling to the Baja Peninsula to celebrate love. But are we supposed to give the well-travelled couple a gift? Does the wedding hangover necessitate a money hangover too? Oh the indignity! We'll deliberate on this question, gift registry culture, chips and guac and…
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Grandma Smart v. Kansas Board of Cosmetic Dentistry (with Will Smart)
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We're all people. We all walk around in society. We all get schitt in our teeth. The PROBLEM? Our eyes are attached to our face in such a way that we can't see our own teeth! Whether this is a new discovery for you or old hat, the esteemed lawyers at Premeditated Law, LLP have your back. We do what we're known for, and that is tackle unwritten soci…
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You know how grocery stores stock their shelves by putting the new stuff at the back and pushing the old stuff to the front? Listen up Lucy, that's called First In, First Out. And well, hear our guest out, what if we FIFO'd our friends? On the Sweet Seventeenth episode of Premeditated, we invited our good friend Mudslide over to discuss when/how of…
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Cross Walking v. Cross Waving (with Ben Cassil)
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Okay, sure, there's some established laws regarding pedestrian rights. But...do we believe them? Do we adhere to them on 100% of our little strolls around the neighborhood? Unless you're some kind of boy/girl scout (nerd!), probably not! On this episode of Premeditated, co-judges Neil & Graham enlist the help of dear friend and litigator Ben Cassil…
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Line Make Out v. Line Make Joke (with Kristin O'Grady)
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We've all been in a line (or on a line, if you're an East Coast Crusty). It's one of life's unavoidable occurrences. Death, taxes and lines. And YET, the corrupt US Government continues to leave lines as lawless as the 1800s Western Territories. For too long people have been crossing the line when it comes to being in one! That ends now! It's time …
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Territorial Eaters v. Can I Have a Bite (with Mudslide)
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Let's say you go out to eat with friends. Let's also say these friends order appetizers with the full intention of ordering a entrée later. What if they raised the steaks higher and suggest that you all order 'Family Style'? What do we do here folks?! Even if sharing food is your thing, how is a table of 3 supposed to split an order of 8 cream chee…
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Imagine you're a member of a family. Imagine you're a man. Imagine you encounter another man. There is no decision more dangerous or more rewarding. What NOW? Do you extend one arm? Right or left? Both up high for a double high five? Should you put both arms out and say, "Up!" And IF you commit to the hug, do you remain firm, pull away or linger? D…
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State of California v. resy.com (with Ben Messmer)
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Should we, as citizens, make reservations? And if so, should we be offered a little grace with respect for punctuality? Also, panthers aren't animals. Our guest, Ben Messmer, brings an intriguing case file that promises to tickle your sleuthing fancy and leaves us pondering the depths of dining etiquette. From sharing stories about Michelin-starred…
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Hallmark Cards, Inc. v. Dept. of Sanitation
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How long should you wait before you throw away a card? Consult the rules, before you offend your loved ones. Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde insta: @premeditatedpodBy Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
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Ever felt the need to celebrate a personal victory without sounding like a show-off? Join us for a captivating ride with the ever-entertaining Ben Cassil, The Disruptor. Tune in for a parasocial deep dive into a thrilling cold case brought to life by Ben. As we navigate the hardscrabble streets of Los Angeles, prepare for stories that merge the cit…
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United States Postal Service v. Curious Roommate
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What would you do if a mysterious package addressed to someone else landed at your doorstep? Join us as we juggle the ethical precedent of possibly opening mystery mail, and imagine the treasures or troubles it might contain. Neil and Graham, your trusty hosts, get caught in a back-and-forth over roommate etiquette, mail privacy, and even a surpris…
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Indecision v. Unhelpfulness (with Kyle Taksar)
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Ever wondered about the unsung heroes of the courthouse? Join us as we tackle the intriguing role of county clerks and their historical significance, all while holding space with out special guest, Kyle Taksar, Evan's sister. With her sharp legal insights, she's the perfect addition to our banter on society's unwritten laws. We dust off a neglected…
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Couples v. Conversation (with Tess Sorensen)
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The doctor is in, and she's HUNGRY! Our improvised case file this week exposes the subtle violence of couples who only talk to each other. Quite the nightmare. Ever thought about how we all play different roles in social situations? Join us as we navigate the dance of norms with our special guest, Dr. Tess. She turns the tables with an unexpected c…
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Ever been stuck in a car on a long road trip, bladder bursting, with no rest stop in sight? Our case file has a Vegas-bound anniversary with tenants' rights advocate Kuba Güün. Hang onto your She-Wee's and Stadium Pals, this is a bumpy ride. As we journey through the hilarity, Jacob offers insightful perspectives that remind us of the importance of…
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Ever found yourself pondering whether to leave a hotel room spotless or let the cleaning crew earn their keep? On this episode of Premeditated, Neil and Graham take you on a journey through the unspoken rules of hotel checkout etiquette and those quirky norms we all seem to abide by. From deciding if taking home those tiny toiletries is a savvy mov…
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Left Lane Laggard v. Lead Foot Loser (with Ross Kelly)
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In a tire-squealingly contentious case, Neil and Graham, talk to Ross Kelly to tackle the most infamous unwritten law since the invention of the Model T: Get out of my way! Shown through the POVs of a young, virile couple and a college-bound younger sibling, we explore the in's and out's of going in and out of the leftmost lane. The speed limit isn…
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Ever found yourself in an awkward social situation AND in an elevator? Today’s episode of Premeditated offers a look at those exact moments that leave us puzzled. We take you on a journey through an improvised reenactment of an office elevator ride gone not sideways enough. This chance encounter spins into a conversation about societal norms and th…
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One Flight Upgrade v. Two Travelers (with Tess Sorensen)
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Ever found yourself arm-wrestling a loved one over who gets the first-class upgrade? In this spirited episode of Premeditated, Graham, Neil and our BFF Tess guide you through a hilarious journey into the unpredictable world of airline seat assignments. Alongside Gary Anderson and Mary Patricia, a couple just trying to survive on Spirit Airlines, we…
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In this gripping inaugural episode of Premeditated, hosts Graham and Neil dive into an investigation involving two college students caught in an unsettling dispute. One believes that denim, of all things, magically cleans itself, while the other is rent utterly aghast by this claim.As Graham and Neil uncover the case files of their friendship, they…
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