what is up with the fixation on taking a crap?

Today I want to be like JLD. I talk and you give me some money.

Today we talk a neighbor who stretched out his ears so far that they actually broke.

Today I play a clip of someone farting for 30 seconds followed by someone laughing for even more.

You missed your daddy. You will do anything for male attention Men are getting everything they want. They want to have sex with you. So you have sex with them. They no longer want you. But now that you have had sex with them, you no longer see their faults. You don't care that they can't hold a job, but they can hold a beer and beat you with it. Yo…

Today I talk about how you ruined your son because you wanted him to be happy. You gave them everything and now you've set them up to be unhappy for the rest of their live.

Today I point out that the Kardashians are a seriously messed up family. Kim Kardashian got knocked up by the world's biggest narcissist and then says, "He isn't standing by me." We need to quick watching the crap that is TV, or they will keep making more. Snooky! Are you kidding me?