(Recorded 08/13/2025/) Bingo kisses bugs with old bones! / Bingo’s got a Webkinz!? / Bingo publiclly scolds and shames Greg Nichols! / Kelly’s Pazuzu story!! / Upsetting Woody! / KUMP DOG! / Bingo plays a maze thing that doesn’t have a jumpscare! / Bingo does some Garfields!! / Bingo can’t take these webps! www.masterroshi.comHWOK Discord: discord.…

(Recorded 08/06/2025/) The eggs are here! / Poor Binger Triple Header!! / Bingo Toupé?! / Bingo and Casey Anthony!? / Ortho Feet!? /Sex Worker shoes! / Shark sounds! / Future Bingo calls in!? / Dog Genes / We put the Pazuzu in our Lafufu, Dowiwi! / What does ChatGPT think of HWOK? www.masterroshi.comHWOK Discord: discord.gg/pDJmSsWW2jSend Bingo Jun…

(Recorded 07/30/2025/) HWOK moving!? / One of Bingo’s hobbies dies! / EXPOSED: Old Bones Origins / Another LoveBird dating advice song! / Woody Allen does the Mario! / Tim Gunn got BONED / Hulk Dogan! / Mario Paint is important / Bruce is starting to really fit in at Camp Winkler! / We open a Labubu…. Or is it a Lafufu!?! / Bingo likes laugh tracks…

(Recorded 07/23/2025/) Tess is doing great! / Bingo’s got a belly fulla Golden Grahams! / Bingo mailed!! / Bingo fetches things from his apartment at the chat’s request / Bingo questions some crazy coffee he bought! / Shirt Alert!! / Labubu but a dog!! / Desiree is now Bingo’s Labubu dealer! / Stormy has a tender moment with Bruce! / Bingo names 10…

(Recorded 07/21/2025/) Bingo solved the USPS Large Envelope Postage Case! / We open an orb!! / A man wishes to be a rodent! / Bingo checks up on Barb’s talking cartoon ice cream characters! / Pokémon are re-ranked!! / Bingo does some research on how to make a original Hobbit character so he can be the King of Pervertswww.masterroshi.comHWOK Discord…

(Recorded 07/16/2025/) Jack into the Gamer Grid! / Chicago City Illinois: The Windy! / Yo La Tengo and Built to Spill! / Arale joins the Treasure Trove! / Superman ruled! / Bingo dishes out some killer advice! / Superman’s pal Jimmy Olsen calls in! / LoveBird LLC shares their survey data with Bingo in the form of a wonderful song! / Bingo makes som…

(Recorded 07/09/2025/) It is a CHILL one, dogs! / McGruff jamz! / Would You Rather / Binger slurpz some beerz! / Wine needs to be refrigerated!? / 8-Bit Maskull / Athena’s charcuterie skillz / HWOK Wiki!! / Stupid Mario Bros. HWOK WIKI: https://hwokipedia.fandom.com/wiki/Halfwayokay_Wikiwww.masterroshi.comHWOK Discord: discord.gg/pDJmSsWW2jSend Bin…

(Recorded 07/09/2025/) Lots of birthdays!! / Bingo is pumped for Superman! / A call from Sir William Popcorn! / We play the halfwayokay game on a 5x5 game grid brought to you by Carist! / Shirt Alert! / Bruce camp visit! / Dog pees on GROK! / Bingo is stooooopid! / Garfields!! / Wacky Packs!!IMP DROP:Josh Seybert's show! https://bridgeofsighs.libsy…

(Recorded 07/02/2025/) Usually there’s some that happens says that Bingo name. Not no more!! / Bingo bad friend?? / Bingo road raged!! / I guess we’re doing Garfields now! / Kid Rock calls in! / War and Pieces! / Bingo suggests buying a cool vacuum bag thing or whatever! / Dwibbins runs some bits! / Bruces calls in from Camp Winkler / UNCLE KID!! /…

(Recorded 06/25/2025/) Bruce is gone / Big up for big cup! / Bingo is distracted by yelling neighbor! / Bingo’s scared of bed bugz! / Santa calls in!? / LAWIEZ: Big Poppa Edition! / Camp Winkler / Cooking With Bingo – will Bingo like the CGZ+?? / We get a BANGER Pokémon!! / Bingo Reads A Marvin! / Mother would read the words / We say goodbye to Liv…

(Recorded 06/18/2025/) Bruce is back home / Bruce is acting out!! / Bingo was a Bottom! / Poor Bingo’s Toof Troublez / Bruce has been causing mischief all over town! / Sonic figure can’t be posed good!! / Nancy from the Craft and Princess Peach dressed as Luigi (hubba hubba!) / For me to poop on!! / Aunt Viv serves up some delicious videos! / Bruce…

(Recorded 06/11/2025/) We missed an episode!! / Wild West late subscribers! / Danny’s Call-in-oscopy segment! / Bingo’s got a bad toof!! / Bingo’s being bled dry! / Bingo’s gonna get an STI from a Hobbit!! / Congrats Kelly Marie Garciparra Woods Sullivan Woods on her nuptuals / Bruce is missing!? / Casey sent in some AMAZING packs and a toilet bird…

(Recorded 05/28/2025/) Bingo slings some Magic cards! / Bingo isn’t mad at Kelly! / Tyler’s mom calls in! / Ice Cream Sexual Harassment! / Bruce is a vandal! / Survivor cat! / Reggie Mantle pranks the show!! / Bingo wants to go to the Brandywine Festival / Bingo eats the gum! www.masterroshi.comHWOK Discord: discord.gg/pDJmSsWW2jSend Bingo Junk:hal…

(Recorded 05/21/2025/) 250 episodes sorta!! / Bingo knows all about eyes! / RIP George Windt / Planet Parenthood bruised Baby Bingo! / No goo in Bingo’s peebob! / Dwibbins drops some ant knowledge! / BOPPY investor update! / Bingo gets a call from Dr. Butt! / Bingo got BONE’d! / Bingo’s Babe Barn! / HAXXOR!1 C@T! / Bell&TedSpeak Katie’s Band: https…

(Recorded 05/14/2025/) Bingo’s gotta keep the laughs up to fight terrorism!! / Bingo talks about his cool Bart Simpson tattoo! / Bingo visits his childhood dentist’s file on him! / Taxi stolen valor / National Them for Old Seven Continents Jesus Christ’s Ring / Bingo has never seen My So-Called Life / Eric Ditmer helps Bingo with his Archie word se…

(Recorded 05/07/2025/) We’re back from Seattle and boy are we back from Seattle! / Bingo talks about graphic designers! / Bingo had a horrible flight experience! / Bingo bought 10 snow globes! / Telephone Smurf lives?? / Danny wants Bingo to get a colonoscopy /Shirt Alert!! / Bruce and Bingo have a heart-to-heart / Bad Seattle Cat Drawing / Showglo…

(Recorded 04/23/2025/) This episode is one for the books! / Bingo scoops into a well and says hello to the creatures in the water scoop! / Teku Teku Angel! / Bingo is a feminist! / Remembering Drake’s big ol’ hogger / Pop Quiz, Hotshot! / Bingo may be the next pope?? / Wonderful Goblin Mail cookies for Bingo! / KOJ does a Tommy Wiseau meets Glengar…

(Recorded 04/16/2025/) Bingo fills out a Neilson Ratings survey!! / Bingo REALLY messed up his Dougie / Bingo get’s a lovely Goblin Mail from KOJ&QOJ! / Bruce is acting out / We’re all worried about Bruce, actually / He’s just been locked in his room all day / HMSS GR Yarn Medallion Update! / Blue Prince is making Bingo do math! / Jesus Cat in 4K! …

(Recorded 04/09/2025/) Bingo got 60 likes! / Bingo got a low Comprehensive Ranking System formula grand total / Salad Season! / Cool Stewie gives some good advice / Bingo gets special suit in the mail! Ook ook!! / In the Field Tony! / Bruce isn’t having it! / Josh isn’t having it! / Cleveland isn’t having it! Bingo rap teaches you how to access the…

(Recorded 04/02/2025/) Bingo don’t need a Vectrex no more! / Beat Happening!? / Bingo cuts coupons! / Spoofy Tunes’ own David Dawson calls in! / Bingo gets a Pretty Police citation!? / Paul makes Sill Mail more confusing! / Bingo talks about the Nintendo Switch 2! / Dreamy Scenes! / Uncle Dwibbins’ Bonkers Bag: March Madness FINAL BOUT! / Open That…

(Recorded 03/26/2025/) SPRING BREAK!! / Early Katie call! / RIP Clownboy. Shoulda never looked! / Bingo does freelance artwork and somehow that’s a problem for him / Fwen Drescher! / BOPPY update!! / Shirt Alert with Kelly!! / Bingo gets his furry suit!! / Butt Buddies!! / Dwibbin’s Bonker’s Bag March Madness: Fast Food VS Pizza Joints! / We find o…

(Recorded 03/19/2025/) Some sort of technical thing happened! / Secret CD Jewel Case Messages! / Green Day calls in! / A space alien calls in!! / We got a BOPPY vending machine location!! / icecr_eamrecipes gets SEXUAL! / My zipper got stuck! / We got a YUM – YUM!! / Uncle Dwibbin’s Bonker’s Bag March Madness: Fast Food VS Pizza Joints! / The peopl…

(Recorded 03/17/2025/) NGL this one is pretty SILLY! / Bingo made green soup! / Derry Girls Battle for the Emerald Isle / Caddy sorta help Bingo make a Magic cards deck kinda! / Bingo teases a new, game-changing HWOK segment deputing on April 2, 2025! GET PUMPED! / Ernest VS Pee-wee – the results will SHOCK U! / Open That Orb! / Pokémon Rank 'Em Up…

(Recorded 03/12/2025/) Bingo does rap greetings now and it’s too much / Dougie is takes a sherman / ENEMY OF THE SHOW is BACK! / Bingo’s thinking about death / Jaw exercises! / Cool hand gestures and shirt moves / Some good Dwibbins jokez / Farting King Pung Pung / Mar10 cat! / Tony’s Tasties! / Kwasi Kao is the first to be inducted into the halfwa…

(Recorded 03/10/2025/) It’s tome to be silly!! / Keepin it loooooose!! / Tryin’ out rap greetings! / We meet a new friend from Greece! / Casey Frankenstein and Bingo workshop bits! / Josh Seybert magic tricks! / Auntie Acid Beep Bive! / Bumper Grumbles! www.masterroshi.comHWOK Discord: discord.gg/pDJmSsWW2jSend Bingo Junk:halfwayokayPO BOX 441Dayto…

(Recorded 03/05/2025/) Fogman Fest recap! / Dave Chappelle’s bad logo / Yellow Springs / New Wallet! / Bingo thinks Chappell Roan is FINE / AuxiliaryMode Affiliates is en ENEMY OF THE SHOW / Kidnapping!! / Goblin Mail presents!! / Yum Yuckers: True Crime Edition! / Pope cat! / C. Wylder holds his guitar like a BOSS / Horses!! www.masterroshi.comHWO…

(Recorded 02/26/2025/) TRIGGER WARNING: Watch a video of Bingo’s eye being peeled like a grape! / There’s some pretty gnarly Anti-Semitic stuff in Disney’s 1933 Three Little Pigs! / Perfect Strangers flash game! / Jughead rap!! / Patriot Health interactive voicemail! / Bingo and Dougie step it up! / Bingo performs an act of irreparable self-harm!! …

(Recorded 02/19/2025/) Bingo gets a microblade to the eye! / Live Drops!! / Weird post office interaction / Bingo is afraid of getting fired! / Kroger Bingo / Woofy Woo Woo of Wall Street / Portland Dad! / SNL50 was dark / RuPurr! / Burd Ward’s insane dog food website is something to behold! / Horniest Pack Attack yet!! SPECIAL THANKS: youtube.com/…

Episode 237: DOUGIE LIVES! (Recorded 02/12/2025/) Bingo’s wearing glasses!? Yikes!! / Bingo is a TV NARC / DOUGIE LIVES!! / Desiree gives Bingo a fine and thoughtful gift that he will display in his home forever / Portland Dad / “Spinster” Dark Origins EXPOSED! / An excited "investment opportunity"!? / We love ZOMBO COM / Bruce want’s to be Bingo’s…

(Recorded 02/05/2025/) Bingo went to a basketball game! / Bingo had made love to Debbie Barcelona in Xenia Ohio / Cat Food Factory TV War / Bingo may be paranoid / Bingo’s talk too much!! / Bingo rips apart UD Mascot “Rudy” / Smirky Smurfs / Broccoli Dangers!! / Lil Smokies and a 5 Star Cat!! / Pretty Police!! / Doodlewonkers!! www.masterroshi.com …

(Recorded 01/29/2025/) Rutro Ruggie! / Bingo radio stories! / Vending machine! / Bingo met a nice veteran! / Facebook is fucking gross / Bingo got Dwibbins Ribbin/d ! / Bingo is worried about everything in the world! / Bart Statue!! / Frust Slush Mush! / 150 funny ice cream recipe characters / PETA are edgelords / Dumb table / NYC graffiti! www.mas…

(Recorded 01/22/2025/) Bingo is healthy enough to do a show for you! / Bingo went to NYC again!? / Bingo saw the Bengsons on Broadway! / Bingo saw bad improv! / Bingo started taking Gameboy Camera photos again! / Bingo reveals ancient, strange, never-before-seen Gameboy Camera Photos LIVE / Bingo got sick!! / Ian sent Goblin Mail from Japan!! / Ant…

(Recorded 01/08/2025/) Hey, ya horn dogs!! / Bingo’s goin’ to the JAVA CAM / Bingo’s data orgnization freak out! / Bingo bonked up the Silly Boards! / New BOPPY! / (Secret Bumper Grumbles) / Andy Randy sends Bingo photos of teens! / Andy Masocla and Bruce have a Tender Moment! / Fire Man Can! / Dreamy Scenes: Strongbad Email 175 / Superman Silly Cl…

(Recorded 01/01/2025/) Happy Poo Beer! / New stats!! / The halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society knocks out another case! / A really nice Chill n Chat! / Everyone keeps thinkin Bingo is gay! / Cy-Purr Truck! / Sex and the City season 4! / Katie call-in SATC ReCap! / Pack Attack: LAFF TV Trading Cards! Luigi Mangione is well groomed! www.masterroshi.c…

(Recorded 12/25/2024) The final part! / Bingo is CLEARLY drunk and only gets more drunk! / Bingo find a matchmaker! / Bingo drunkenly sobs to a Kate Wakefield song! / A dog with a lolliparp / Bingo makes fun of Stormy and he feels really bad about it now / Cool Stewie I guess? Fuck idk / HMSS: Presents for Bingo! / Bingo is VERY drunk!www.masterros…

(Recorded 12/25/2024) Its getting’ dark! / Presents for Bingo!! / Bruce’s Tender Moments! / A Desert Druid calls in! / Bingo plays a video game?? On Twitch!? OOKKKAAAYYY / Cookin With Bingo / Bingo starts drinkin’! / Goff Law! / Holiday Mall Shooting / Pokémon Rank 'Em Up Rodeo / Callum Drift! / Cool Coins! Kid Koins! / Pack Attack!! / More Present…

(Recorded 12/25/2024) DIDJANU Danny is here!? / Song of the Cyclops / Bumper Grumbles! / Presents for Bingo! / Trying to get through legacy HWOK segments and bits / Sharny VS Night Elves REDUX / Uncle Nathaniel's Nightmare but Bingo didn’t switch the view so you don’t actually see it OOPS! / Edwards Birthday! / Scorn or Reborn! / Seven Minutes in T…

(Recorded 12/25/2024) It’s the first part of a big ol’ Christmas thing or whatever! / A lovely phone call from Katie and Sam! / Casey has a Gross-Out Toy Zine!! / Bingo’s great grandfather reveals a family secret! / Jackson is a Home Alone 3 defender?? / Presents for Bingo!! / Wacky Dog and Stuffy Bank Manager! / Derry Girls! / Lots of segments! / …

(Recorded 12/18/2024) Bingo is NOT prepared for the Cursemas Show but that’s okay! / Bingo is a lil sick! / Bingo took too much Mucinex DM an it made him gush blood all over! / Bingo puked AGAIN! / Is Bingo dyin’? / Superman voicemail!? / Orange Wine! / How to Win Friends and Influence People Book by Dale Carnegie / Sonic the CAT!? / Bingo’s Beep B…

(Recorded 12/11/2024) Experimenting with strawls! / Bingo was on PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY! / Bingo’s mic falls off!! / Bingo exposes SNL / Marry Fuck Kill – Fraiser Edition! / Charlie Brown calls in! / Bingo draws a bad Mafia Cat / Bumper Grumbles is BACK! / Bingo Reads A Marvin! / Bingo found the saddest dating profile photo in the world / YOMO is BAC…

(Recorded 12/04/2024) Bingo is in the middle of a Creative Renaissance! / Bingo reveals his Spotify Wrapped! / Zoomer Jazz! / Puberty Goose! / An All American Teenager calls in for some sex advice! / Kelly Mahoney’s Oven Mystery!! / New Year’s Eve party theme suggestions! / Bingo draws a down-to-Earth billionaire cat! / Get me pictures of VMP!! / E…

(Recorded 11/27/2024) Bingo’s internet is FIXED! / Bongo has made some horrible errors / Time for Healing / It’s actually “Pho” / Bingovoyage – NYC! / ike A Prayer is about slarnkin a donger / Diesny Avengers?? / Homer-focused dating advice from a gross book www.masterroshi.com HWOK Discord: https://discord.gg/pDJmSsWW2j Send Bingo Junk:halfwayokay…

(Recorded 11/20/2024) Bingo’s eyes got dialted! / Bingo’s got a corneal flap! / Bingo’s eye doctor is a weird guy with style / No laptops at the movies!! / Dave Coulier is capitalizing on his cancer diagnosis / John Stamos bald cap / Dave Coulier kinda sucks / Jake Paw!! / Did someone die in Bingo’s house!? / MORE INTERNET ISSUES!!www.masterroshi.c…

(Recorded 11/13/2024) Bingo is worried! / Bingo is in Twitter Jail again :( / Bingo and Bruce get some exciting news from merchandising agent Lenny Kaufmann! / Best of Bruce! / Sexy cat nurse! / A nurse touched Casey’s peener!! / Dwibbins Ribbins! / More internet issues! / Poor Boss-o! / Bingo beats A.I. faces into recognition!! / Bingo’s gonna giv…

(Recorded 11/06/2024) Hallelujah / Trump won, were dead! / Bingo did a Dracula wedding! / Bingo’s drinkin’! / Silly Mail! Doot Doot, My Doot! /Eric Hip Tipz / Bingo University! / Seth was in a car accident!! Yay!! / A massive Chill n Chat / Bruce’s Tender Moments with Dani / Fluid Bonding / Oh My Buttons! www.masterroshi.com MVCC Haloween Spootacul…

(Recorded 10/30/2024) It’s Halloween episode!! / Bingo’s back, baby! / Bingo went to New York City! / BOPPY! / Bingo doesn’t want to participate in a couple’s costume / Laurel and Hardy! / Carl Winslow calls in! / James has a tender moment with Bruce! / I Am Smiley Emperor / Pokémon Rank 'Em Up Rodeo SPOOKTACULAR Written By Danny R. O. / Kelly call…

(Recorded 10/16/2024) Bingo’s going to lose his mind! / More internet issues makes Bingo wanna kill! / Eary episode Chill n Chat! / Bingo hate Facebook / Oh My Buttons! Send in a cool sound and it will become a button!! / Donny T makes Bingo his VP!? / Bingo had a run in with some Weenie Meanies!! / Bingo ragequits because of the fucking internet!!…

(Recorded 10/09/2024) Bingo gets a call from his wife! / Bingo mic doesn’t pick up the cool song that his new KFC plasticy dancin Psyduck makes / Bingo puked at work / Y U Gotta B Like That?? / Bingo’s gonna see Hamilton / Bingo sees bad Starbucks zarf etiquette / Jackson and Danny are chipping away at Bingo’s soul / Is Bingo Stoopid?! / Florida Ca…

(Recorded 10/02/2024) Bingo be Binging! / Bingo’s a REAL improver now!? / Sir William Popcorn is on those gropin phone lines! / Bingo is a Facebook sell-out / Bingo got RIPPED OFF by the United States Postal Service / Danny makes some fun logos! / Cool and freaky orignal artwork from Jamie! / New Bits from Ian and Viv! / PodCat! / INTERNET ISSUE 00…

(Recorded 09/25/2024) Bingo rulez, boys drool!! / Bingo played Magic: the Gathering with fuckin dorks / Bingo never got told he was the best lil improver / Sir William Popcorn pays us a visit! / Lil Oopsies – Bingo is a joke thief! / Bill-Bore-Duh! / Uncle Dwibbins Bonkers Bag – will it be #C?? / Chill Autumn Vibes – Pokémon Style! / Col Billiam sh…