If you see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson… run. ALSO DISCUSSED * Draft Day (2014) * Green Lantern: Emerald Knights (2011) * In Your Eyes (2014) * The Other Woman (2014) PITH TAKE * Art of the Score: The Music of Hans Zimmer (concert, 2025) * The Dark Side of the Moon Redux (album, 2023) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked (novel, 2012) Read Ha…

What happened is Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question their virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've got to prove yourself from …

The system removes the threat of anyone exercising their independent will. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson threaten that system. It won't be safe until they're removed. ALSO DISCUSSED Until Dawn (2025) PITH TAKES Carrie: The Musical (stage musical, 1988) Rattle That Lock (album, 2015) Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer (novel, 2011) Read Harlly and Jeau…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just want to go to Tesco’s. ALSO DISCUSSED A Long Way Down (2014) Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog (2021) Veronica Mars (2014) PITH TAKES The Endless River (album, 2014) The Dictionary of Lost Words (play, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read L…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not in control. The audience is in control. ALSO DISCUSSED The Accountant 2 (2025) Black Mirror: USS Callister – Into Infinity (2025) The Den (2013) The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown (2015) The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania! (2017) Need for Speed (2014) Odd Thomas (2013) PITH TAKES Ça Ira (album, 2005) The …

For those of us about to die, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson salute you! ALSO DISCUSSED Black Mirror: Eulogy (2025) Black Mirror: Hotel Reverie (2025) Black Mirror: Plaything (2025) Death of a Unicorn (2025) RoboCop (2014) Sinners (2025) PITH TAKES Broken China (album, 1996) Dreamfall Chapters (video game, 2014-2016) Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days (nov…

You're the reason why Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson get up at four in the afternoon and pump iron until their chests are positively sick. ALSO DISCUSSED Black Mirror: Bête Noire (2025) Black Mirror: Common People (2025) The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) A Minecraft Movie (2025) Novocaine (2025) Scooby-Doo! WrestleMa…

Do you know how to get out of here? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson need to find their ship to get off this planet. ALSO DISCUSSED The Lego Movie (2014) That Awkward Moment (aka Are We Officially Dating?, 2014) PITH TAKES The Division Bell (album, 1994) Peter and the Starcatcher (play, 2009) The Secret Runners of New York (novel, 2019) Skulduggery Pleasa…

Harlly and Jeaun take pills and Lawson drinks. That's the little deal they’ve struck – a little paragraph in their podcast contract. ALSO DISCUSSED The Electric State (2025) Knights of Badassdom (2013) Snow White (2025) PITH TAKES Amused to Death (album, 1992) Skulduggery Pleasant (novel, 2007) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsid…

Don’t incriminate yourself. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are wearing a wire. ALSO DISCUSSED Blade of the 47 Ronin (2022) Mickey 17 (2025) The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024) Trap (2024) PITH TAKE Bulletstorm (video game, 2011) Mr Einstein’s Secretary (novel, 2023) Radio K.A.O.S. (album, 1987) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will search for you through 1,000 worlds and 10,000 lifetimes until they find you. ALSO DISCUSSED American Hustle (2013) Captain America: Brave New World (2025) Here (2024) Hours (2013) PITH TAKES Cobalt Blue (novella, 2022) A Momentary Lapse of Reason (album, 1987) The Secret Runners of New York (novel, 2019) Read Harlly …

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson took a military grade chemical that no one seems to have any documentation of. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frozen II (2019) * The Great Martian War 1913-1917 (2013) * Into the Unknown: Making Frozen II (2020) * The Woman in Black (2012) PITH TAKES * Conclave (novel, 2016) * The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands (novel, 1991) * The Grea…

With a heavy heart, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson charge Queen Elsa of Arendelle with treason and sentence her to death. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Last Days on Mars (2013) * The Monkey (2025) * Oldboy (2013) * Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (2023) PITH TAKES * Identity (album, 1984) * Sister Act (stage musical, 2006) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebr…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson did as instructed. If there's something wrong, it's wrong with the instructions! ALSO DISCUSSED * Bayonetta: Bloody Fate (2013) * Heart Eyes (2025) * SNL50: The Anniversary Special (2025) PITH TAKES * About Face (album, 1984) * Pride & Prejudice (play, 2025) * The Tournament (novel, 2013) * Troll Mountain (novella, 2014) R…

2024 might have been a trash fire of a year, but at least we got some pretty good movies. This week, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson reflect on the films that hit home in the year that was, from high-pitched serial killers to force-of-nature strippers to the one, the only John Lithgow. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Challenger Disaster (2013) * Great Expectations …

I don’t want Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson in the bunker with us. ALSO DISCUSSED * Ender’s Game (2013) * Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) * Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 (2013) * Kinds of Kindness (2024) * Saturday Night (2024) * September 5 (2024) * Speak No Evil (2024) PITH TAKES * The Final Cut (album, 1983) * Hover Car Racer (novel, 2004) Re…

All the time traveling in the world can't make someone love Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * All Is Lost (2013) * Companion (2025) * Gladiator II (2024) * Haunter (2013) PITH TAKE * Temple (novel, 1999) * The Wall (album, 1979) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebright…

Do you know how much depends on this? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson had to shut down the Buzz Lightyear! ALSO DISCUSSED * Carrie (2013) * The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024) * Romeo & Juliet (2013) PITH TAKE * Nick Mason’s Fictitious Sports (album, 1981) Reach us on Twitter at https:// twitter.com/lDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jean's Blog at…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have just refused to be inducted into the United States Armed Forces. ALSO DISCUSSED * Abigail (2024) * Escape Plan (2013) * Escape Plan: The Extractors (2019) * Escape Plan 2: Hades (2018) * Imaginary (2024) * Monkey Man (2024) * Mufasa: The Lion King (2024) * The Watchers (2024) * Wolf Man (2025) PITH TAKES * The One Imp…

You made Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson feel replaceable. ALSO DISCUSSED * A.C.O.D. (2013) * Conclave (2024) * The Fall Guy (2024) * Nosferatu (2024) * Parkland (2013) * Sunshine on Leith (2013) * Twisters (2024) PITH TAKES * The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three (novel, 1987) * David Gilmour (album, 1978) * God of War II (video game, 2007) * Grea…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are off-structure. ALSO DISCUSSED * MaXXXine (2024) * R.I.P.D. (2013) * R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned (2022) * Shakespeare’s Globe: The Taming of the Shrew (2013) PITH TAKES * Animals (album, 1977) * Cycle of the Werewolf (novella, 1983) * God of War (video game, 2005) * House of Leaves (novel, 2000) * Six (stage musical,…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, unfortunately, have the IQ of a ten-year-old. ALSO DISCUSSED * Anora (2024) * Carry-On (2024) * Dear Santa (2024) * Kraven the Hunter (2024) * Longlegs (2024) * The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (2024) * Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) PITH TAKES * A Christmas Carol (play, 2018) * Jade Empire (video game, 2005) *…

We’re Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, and this is our favourite podcast on the Citadel. Outro Song: “One for All” Lyrics by Harlly Lewis with music developed on Suno AI Reach us on Twitter at: https:// twitter.com/lDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycoun…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson knew Felix was into some sketchy shit! ALSO DISCUSSED * Alien: Romulus (2024) * Heretic (2024) * Jackpot! (2024) * Short Term 12 (2013) PITH TAKES * The Dark Side of the Moon (album, 1973) * The Four Legendary Kingdoms (novel, 2016) * The Pirates of Penzance (operetta, 1879) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDon…

Must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson? ALSO DISCUSSED * Becoming Santa (2015) * The Conspiracy (2012) * A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (2008) * Paranoia (2013) PITH TAKE * Obscured by Clouds (album, 1972) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Bl…

Just don’t die, okay? Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don’t need that kind of shit hanging over them. ALSO DISCUSSED * Evidence (2013) * Heretic (2024) * How to Make Gravy (2024) * In a Violent Nature (2024) * Open Grave (2013) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Twelfth Night (2013) * The To Do List (2013) * Wicked (2024) PITH TAKES * The Five Greatest Warriors (nov…

The only people that blame Daniela are Harley, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) * The Curse of La Llorona (2019) * The Exorcism (2024) * Hot Frosty (2024) PITH TAKES * Barrett (album, 1970) * The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (video game, 2011) * Round the Twist: The Musical (stage musical, 2024) Reach us …

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are part of a small select few the Church relies on to look into their more unusual matters. ALSO DISCUSSED * Annabelle: Creation (2017) * Gladiator II (2024) * Immaculate (2024) * The Penguin (2024) * Salem’s Lot (2024) * Wolves at the Door (2016) PITH TAKES * The Madcap Laughs (album, 1970) * The Six Sacred Stones (novel…

Last year, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were conned by a Welsh family pretending to be possessed by demons. ALSO DISCUSSED * Annabelle (2014) * The Conjuring (2013) * Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018) * Saturday Night (2024) * Venom: The Last Dance (2024) PITH TAKE * Music from The Body (album, 1970) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhy…

Today, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are cancelling the apocalypse! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Lone Ranger (2013) * V/H/S/Beyond (2024) PITH TAKE * Atom Heart Mother (album, 1970) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecand…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are doing this for Kevin. ALSO DISCUSSED * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry V (2013) * Smile 2 (2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't have answers. All they can tell you is find a place to hide. ALSO DISCUSSED * Inside Out 2 (2024) PITH TAKES * Curtains (stage musical, 2006) * More (album, 1969) * Seven Ancient Wonders (novel, 2005) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsideme…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were born to speak all mirth and no matter. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Adam (2022) * Fantasy Island: Season 1 (1977-1978) * Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) * The Suicide Squad (2021) * Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) PITH TAKE * A Saucerful of Secrets (album, 1968) * The Silmarillion (book, 1977) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.co…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson believe in truth. But they’re also big fans of justice. PITH TAKES * A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (novella collection, 2015) * The Piper at the Gates of Dawn (album, 1967) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will return to you when it's safe. One day, right here, at sunrise, we'll be together again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) * Shazam! (2019) PITH TAKES * Mafia II (video game, 2010) * Resident Evil Village (video game, 2021) * Wicked (stage musical, 2003) Reach …

As magnificent as you are, you are still no match for Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson! ALSO DISCUSSED * Uglies (2024) PITH TAKES * Grimm (play, 2024) * Scarecrow and the Army of Thieves (novel, 2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at ht…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are some kind of The Long Watch. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) * Wonka (2023) PITH TAKE * Luck and Strange (album, 2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycoun…

Let the record show that this committee holds Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson responsible. PITH TAKES * Hell Island (novella, 2005) * Scarecrow (novel, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alien: Romulus (2024) * Borderlands (2024) * Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee: Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKES * Mafia: Definitive Edition (video game, 2020) * Silent Hill: The Short Message (video game, 2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.co…

There are so many things Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson want to do, but they end up not doing much. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) * Those About to Die: Season 1 (2024) * Trap (2024) PITH TAKES * Resident Evil 4 (video game, 2005) * Resident Evil 4 (video game, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly a…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson would be pretty bummed if they don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: Caped Crusader - Season 1 (2024) * The Blackcoat’s Daughter, aka February (2015) * Girl on the Third Floor (2019) * Rapture-Palooza (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's B…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will remember you fondly. As a hero to your nation. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Langoliers (1995) * The Purge: Anarchy (2014) * The Purge: Election Year (2016) * The X-Files (1998) PITH TAKES * Suspended in the Split Second (performance, 2024) * Transitus (album, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 R…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) * Now You See Me 2 (2016) PITH TAKE * The Source (album, 2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo…

Remember, if the oxygen masks come down, put them on Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson first. ALSO DISCUSSED * Longlegs (2024) * The Owners (2020) PITH TAKE * The Theory of Everything (album, 2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https:…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not real. They are a product of thoughts you create. ALSO DISCUSSED * MaXXXine (2024) PITH TAKE * 01011001 (album, 2008) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson know your wife. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aftershock (2012) * A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) * Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023) PITH TAKE * The Human Equation (album, 2004) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Bl…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not becoming vegan. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) * Carousel (2013) * The Lords of Salem (2012) PITH TAKE * Universal Migrator Part 2: Flight of the Migrator (album, 2000) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.b…

Are Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson still an effective team? ALSO DISCUSSED * Angel Has Fallen (2019) * Clownado (2019) * Hit Man (2023) * London Has Fallen (2016) PITH TAKE * Shrek the Musical (stage musical, 2008) * Universal Migrator Part 1: The Dream Sequencer (album, 2000) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and J…

Everybody knows Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson did the right thing on that bridge. Even the president knows. ALSO DISCUSSED * Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds – The New Generation (2013) * Phil Spector (2013) PITH TAKE * Into the Electric Castle (album, 1998) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly an…

With a loving family environment, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have a real chance at a normal life. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) * The Nun II (2023) * Upside Down (2012) PITH TAKE * Actual Fantasy (album, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebri…