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Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the S ...
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SCP-4548 is a green star that appears in the night sky. It is a memetic, cosmological phenomenon with adverse effects on human cognition. Content warnings: Paranoia, Isolation, Discussions of mental health, implied self harm. Patrons: James King, Patra Philips, Joakim Deraas Haugen, Nathan Jeuch, Wesh, Mr. Tea, Mrlagalot, Thomas Crow, Shannan Evans…
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SCP-6819 is a phenomenon occurring on highways in the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. Content warnings: Body horror, gore, medical assistance in dying, implied gun violence, car crashes, animal death. Transcript Support REDACTED! Cast and Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz. SCP-681…
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It is a dark and stormy night. Content warnings: Body horror, gore, thalassophobia/aquaphobia Transcript: Patrons: Maya Escobedo, SweetSatan, cipher law, Mylen Chowning, Evelyn Schmidt, Silas Cobb, atilla, Storm, OllieOatMeal, Andy Northcutt, Cheyenne Schuenemann, Brandon Lind, Cattatonix, Dieter Gschmeidler and WhoWhoo! Cast and Crew- SCP Archives…
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UPDATE 5/2/2025: This episode originally uploaded with some glitched audio resulting in extremely high pitched noises. The episode has been modified to tone this down. Time stamps for noise warnings: 8:45-9:00, 15:44-16:15, 16:48-17:15, 21:04-22:24 SCP-1919 is an early 19th-century mansion in [REDACTED], which was converted into a hotel in the earl…
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SCP-2774 is an unidentified cognitohazardous humanoid, believed to be wearing a sloth costume. Content Warnings: Suicidal Ideation, Involuntary Euthanasia, Helplessness Transcript Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz. SCP-2774 was written by Moohab Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Dr. Chung- Elissa Par…
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SCP-5758 is the collective designation for the phenomena and entities surrounding Theban Tomb TT1471 and the modern Cult of Khonsu. Content Warnings: Mentions of sexual activity, ritual sacrifice, insects/decay. Transcript Vote for Dead Space: Deep Cover in the Webbys! https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2025/podcasts/features/original-music…
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SCP-3066 is a small log cabin in Linville Gorge, North Carolina. It is dilapidated and appears to have been abandoned in 1937. Content Warnings: Body Horror, Loss of Bodily Autonomy, Betrayal. Transcript. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-3066 was written by Bentu Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator- Jon Grilz…
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SCP-7545 is Sanctum Eleven, an underground bunker complex located in [REDACTED] and privately owned by O5-11 from 1919 up until his death in 1998... Content Warnings: Suicide, bereavement, mentions of wartime violence, and mentions of systemic injustice. Transcript Patrons November 11-18 Patrons! Director Isaak Uriarte, Tyler Noder, H Bomb, Katie S…
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Happy April Fools day. SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his ego is in direct contrast to his intelligence. Content warnings: Gore, Nuclear Armageddon Transcript: Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-0001-j was wri…
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SCP-1859 is a temporal anomaly in the center of a massive underground cavern roughly 238 km in diameter. The chamber is located in [DATA REDACTED], several kilometers below the surface. Time passes more quickly with proximity to the epicenter… Content Warnings: N/A Transcript Patrons November Patrons! Rainy Daye, Chase P, Thierry Ullmann, Mister Sa…
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SCP-2419 is a refinery and waste disposal facility located 75 kilometers north of Summer Springs, Colorado. It was constructed by the Foundation in 1954 for destruction and long-term storage of hazardous wastes. Content Warnings: Grief, incination of a living person, graphic violence, gun violence, body horror. Transcript Patrons Special thanks to …
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Site-57 spent the first 20 years of its operation as a standard mass-containment facility for digital anomalies found throughout the eastern United States. Content Warnings: Unhealthy relationships Transcript: Patrons Thoticles. Jasper Lauer. Son shade. Tactical. Mephisto. Leonardo de Araujo Lemos. BlackMage Moogle. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was cre…
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If we do encounter it, expect to be administered Type-C amnestics after the mission to prevent re-emergence Content Warnings: Foul language, self-harm, gun-violence, and genocide. Transcript Patrons KingJay, Ceara, Cameron Newpher, Jeniffer Porath, Robert Linsenman, Isaiah Jetter, Jacob Hurley, Renpon, Zach Hollis, StinnyTime, Nika, Cooperburger, S…
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Don't say xer name. Content Warnings: Foul language, self-harm, gun-violence, and genocide. Transcript Patrons Nicvhole Wilson, TParis, GreyMatte, Tyler Bennett, Gregory Betti, Deathbymoth, Catherine Wahe, Christopher Maloney, Cheryl, Hunter Byford, EzraHiiro, Chelsie Diaz, Erica Bateson, Antonine Desillets, and Flizzard The Wizard Cast & Crew SCP …
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Regarding Dracula is a bite-sized audio adaptation of the horror classic, taking you through Bram Stokers 1897 novel with a full cast of characters and deliciously terrifying sound design. It's one of my personal obsessions and it's about to be yours. Learn more: https://redracula.live/ This episode featured Ben Galpin as Jonathan Harker, Sivan Raz…
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SCP-8000 is a gigantic, serpentine entity resembling a "harbor seal." The entity resides within Site-322.The exact length of SCP-8000 is unknown as its majestic tail has never been located; however, estimates suggest it is about a furlong. Content Warnings: Mentions of cannabilism, childhood trauma, and human extinction Transcript Patrons Drsnooze,…
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CP-3627 is a children’s music box... The word “ACROBATS” is written in capital letters on the front of the object. Below, a pane of glass protects two painted clowns connected at the hands to a rotating axle. Content Warnings: Descriptions of a rotting corpse, consumption of putrescence, clown mention Transcript Patrons Emmett Baronciani, Dori, Ale…
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SCP-4197 is a thirty-two-year-old woman named Doctor Sarah Veers, an acclaimed surgeon and known practitioner of cytomancy. Content Warnings: Descriptions of surgical procedures, gun violence, and murder of a helpless person. Transcript Patrons Keegan Harris, Zach Abbott, LynneThe Lynx, Tevod, Chris Wesley, Stikn, jaxmin, Sticky Jr, Lane Hutchinson…
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SCP-5549 is a sapient entity with ontokinetic abilities. End of file. Note: This file is subject to an information security lock-down by order of O5-11. The information contained therein cannot be accessed. Content Warnings: Coercion, Medical Torture, Mentions of Violence Transcript Patrons Superind, Mat, Jonathan Timm, Mothman_in_Black, David, Mda…
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SCP-3553 is a recurring phenomenon affecting cardboard milk cartons distributed in the United States of America and the United Kingdom. Content Warnings: Loss of children, loss of fetus. Transcript: Patrons Keegan Harris, Chris Wesley, Wolf Lord, Terra Green, Stikin, Tevod, Jaxmin, and custard Kream Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S…
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SCP-3663 is located in the former maintenance tunnels of Site-54. To prevent demanifestation, no personnel are to be given access to the area, and efforts are to be taken to reduce the tunnels' moisture levels. Content Warnings: mentions of self harm, missing child Transcript Patrons- Superind, Grendi01, Mdarth18, Mothman_inblack, Zach Abbot, Lynne…
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SCP-7980 is a ziggurat located in an underground cave, accessible from a secondary, smaller cave system in the country of [REDACTED]. Content Warnings: Mentions of forced assimilation of reproductive organs by an anomalous force. Transcript Patrons Tobias Jordan, TGZ_Thunder, Ash Foxxy, Eric Holbrook, Dakota Ellis, Dillin Daughtery, James Raff, and…
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SCP-7972 is a two-story, four-bedroom modular home constructed by the Bensonwood Company in 1974. Content Warnings: N/A Transcript Patrons Heavy fan 47, Kali Freeman, Poconn, Hana Kursel, Squid Daddy, Germ04, and Ryan Dapper! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7972 was written by minmin Script by Kevin Whitlo…
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It is currently believed that the resulting ØK-class Artistic Singularity Event will achieve planet-wide assimilation by 12/23/2030. Content Warnings: Monkey based violence, mentions of dismemberment. Transcript Patrons Bryan Haberberger, Z, Apollo 72, Jade, and nullthefemboy Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SC…
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The origin, nature, and motivations of SCP-7931, if any, are unknown at this time. Harvey Vaughn's distress is consistent with infection by a Class Gamma cognitohazard. Content Warnings: Gun Violence, mental domination, non-consensual surgery, and extreme gore and violence Transcript Patrons Matthew Sauerbrunn, Dave Baxter, Amanda Moore, and Annina…
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SCP-7898 is a species of parasitic arachnoid that inhabits human bodies for locomotive and reproductive purposes. Content Warnings: Arachnophobia Transcript Patrons Owen Condo, Yee Haw, Tankmachinegun, Jen Pettitt, Shadow, Listed_Gamer, and Taylor Pyle! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7898 was written by R…
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Bayel was a soldier of the nation of Zakos, working for the national branch of the SCP Foundation. Bayel was the Director. He had teams upon teams of researchers to draw upon —now he has nothing but these six men and their cargo… Content Warnings: End of the world, cannibalism, suicide, and implied violence against a child Transcript Patrons David …
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SCP-7840 is an animate wooden marionette named “Gizem". The anomaly exhibits clear signs of sapience, even mimicking human mannerisms and facial expressions, despite being made entirely of wood Content Warnings: Gore, Gun Violence, Violence against child-like creature, language, and arachnophobia triggers Transcript Patrons Baba Yaga, Benjamin Dyso…
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Until a method for neutralizing SCP-7795-A has proven successful, SCP-7795 shall remain in Foundation custody under the supervision of an assigned caretaker. Content Warnings: Child death, body horror, suicide. SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7795 was written by Trintavon Transcript Cast and Crew Narrator- Jon Grilz. …
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SCP-7759 is a hostile extra-terrestrial artificial intelligence which has subsumed Foundation Space Station Hades One. Content Warnings: Body Horror Transcript Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7759 was written by swordlover87 Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Garrett- Scott Paladin Barreau- Katr…
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Listen to Dragon Age: Vows & Vengence on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts! From the award winning game studio, Bioware comes an immersive fantasy series, Dragon Age: Vows and Vengeance. A pair of heroes brought together by fate to embark on a journey of revenge, redemption, and love. Set in the vast world of Thedas, Drago…
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SCP-7725 is a decrepit two-story, four-room house in Arkadelphia, Arkansas. All attempts to breach and enter the anomaly have resulted in failure. The structure is impenetrable except by SCP-7725-A and its targets. Content Warnings: Body Horror Transcript Patrons Jon Anderson Jr., Ryze, Dylan Cole, Maz Donovan, and Warper! Cast & Crew SCP Archives …
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Elsewhere is a plane of reality accessible through an as-of-yet undiscovered mechanism, first believed to be a singular advertising pamphlet, now designated Elsewhere-A. Elsewhere appears to be a large suburban development named Shelterwood… Content Warnings: Body Horror Transcript Patrons Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah …
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Presenting: "The Cellar Letters" The Cellar Letters is a bingeable, bi-weekly, bite-sized horror podcast, and I'm OBSESSED with it! Check out the first episode here, and then go subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts! Learn More: https://www.thecellarletters.com/ Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www…
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SCP-7686 is a widely circulated and poorly understood pharmaceutical colloquially known as“Reshape” Content Warnings: Emotional abuse, family tragedy, drug abuse, and body horror Transcript Patrons Scott O, AMAtheGiant, Alex Haag, David Bartz, cyborgtopus, and John Albert! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7…
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SCP-7660 is contained within an olive-green crate made of reinforced steel, measuring approximately 2 meters to a side. The crate is stored in a locked cell. Two armed guards are to be posted outside the cell at all times. Content Warnings: Extreme violence & gore, cannibalism, torture, mentions of sex Transcript Patrons Crevalation, Kit-KatNoBreak…
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SCP-7603 is contained in a portable steel lock box, which has been placed inside a standard one-meter by one-meter containment cell. Access to the containment cell is restricted to security and research personnel. Content Warnings: Gore & graphic imagery, transphobia/deadnaming, domestic abuse, mental abuse, mentions of sexual abuse & violence, exc…
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SCP-7603 is contained in a portable steel lock box, which has been placed inside a standard one-meter by one-meter containment cell. Access to the containment cell is restricted to security and research personnel. Content Warnings: Gore & graphic imagery, transphobia/deadnaming, domestic abuse, mental abuse, mentions of sexual abuse & violence, exc…
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SCP-7603 is contained in a portable steel lockbox, which has been placed inside a standard one-meter by one-meter containment cell. Access to the containment cell is restricted to security and research personnel Content Warnings: Gore & graphic imagery, transphobia/deadnaming, domestic abuse, mental abuse, mentions of sexual abuse & violence, exces…
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SCP-079 is an anomalous Artificial General Intelligence inhabiting a 1978 Exidy Sorcerer micro-computer Content Warnings: Implied murder, rogue AI Transcript Patrons Elia Menin, Nicky Green-Lysher, Bianca Burett, Morgan Kirkwood, GrandMoffDabkin, Claudia, Sadee Jones, and Inna Tsvik Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon G…
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Until the anomaly is fully understood, the Foundation's priority is identification, isolation,examination, and in select cases,treatment of confirmed victims ofSCP-7559. Content Warnings: Body horror, gore and dismemberment Transcript Patrons H Smyth, Jesse Posz, Erick Frey, Rybehr, Alarmed Worshipper, Kenny, and Jaime Wall Cast & Crew SCP Archives…
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SCP-7533 is an anomalous carnivore resembling a mature deep sea angler fish, which roams various metropolitan areas in the island nation of Japan. Content Warnings: Gore Transcript Patrons Anthony Zaro, D’Mitri Rhodes, Steve Accounting, Z, Tristen, Pazuzu Zuriel, Daeus Black, Fun, Kip Pettigrew, Chase Johnson, Matthew Guzman, Hanthropocene, and a v…
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SCP-7470 was an unexplained anomalous event which led to the disappearance of Daniel Collins and over 50 other people on the night of March 6, 2023. Content Warnings: Gore Transcript Patrons Toskri, Jimmie Dotterman, Kiwifruitbird, Emily Weiss, Alex Macabre, Devon Foley and pterodactor3000 Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah …
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This week we're presenting the first episode of WOE.BEGONE, an immersive fiction podcast available wherever you listen to podcasts! WOE.BEGONE follows Mike Walters, who discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for …
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SCP-7450 is not contained. The SCP Foundation, in its current iteration, no longer possesses the resources or personnel required to contain SCP-7450 Content Warnings: Self-mutilation, extinction event. Transcript Patrons Anton Wall, Richard Craniums, Austin Rice, Arjen van Moort, Aroa-ao, Tori E Selznick, BonktheDoc, and Inkless Quill Cast & Crew S…
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Chronology Department personnel mustavoid and avert any actions or eventswhich may significantly alter theseevents. The annual documentation ofSCP-7432 must be regularly reviewedto identify unexpected historicalterations. Content Warnings: Amputation, body horror, drug-induced hallucinations, agency loss/coercion Transcript Patrons Thor Bay, Terror…
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Chronology Department personnel must avoid and avert any actions or events which may significantly alter these events. The annual documentation of SCP-7432 must be regularly reviewed to identify unexpected historic alterations. Content Warnings: Amputation, body horror, drug-induced hallucinations, agency loss/coercion Transcript Patrons ValidPick,…
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Any information regarding SCP-7396 is to be scrubbed from public record, with the responsible vector investigated and de-legitimized by any means necessary. Cleanup of SCP-7396 phenomena continues to take place through remote incineration. Content Warnings: Large quantities of corpses. Transcript Patrons Cardi, Xornth, Domcha, Esko Evtyukov, Ryan C…
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SCP-7340 designates a group of storage drums containing United States Pharmacopeia grade isoflurane, a general anesthetic commonly used in surgery… Content Warnings: Descriptions of medical harm, and medical procedures performed without patient consent Transcript Patrons Norama, Cruz, Anna Garrett, Vintilescu Andrei, GaffyWaffy, MangoLemur, Dakota …
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SCP-7303 is a behavioral phenomenon in which a medical professional, most commonly a doctor, will diagnose a patient with an asymptomatic variant of a health condition where no such variant exists. Content Warnings: Medical Malpractice, misdiagnosis of a fatal illness Transcript Patrons Tommy rekstad, Lasse Hansen, imtryingmybest, lionheart091, Par…
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