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Comedy, Improvisation, and strange, but cool interviews, are all bundled into one weekly podcast. Steve and Jeff have been friends for more than 50 years, funny since 2022. Enjoy the "Malk Show" (mock talk show) and visit www.steveandjeff.com to find out more. www.steveandjeff.com
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In Accent Insights the Accent Realty team of Avi Kaufman and Ron Scharf share their real estate and Brookline expertise as your guide to the market, approximately 10-20 minutes at a time. Each episode shares an inside view on an aspect of real estate - tour insights on new and unique properties, updates on the Brookline market, and deep dives on a variety of topics. #AccentRealty #BrooklineMA #RealEstate #Brookline
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Send us a text Spurred on by a homily Steve vaguely remembers, our hosts jump into a discussion on the merits of exercise in general and pickleball in particular. They are joined by self-proclaimed pickleball legend Mark "Shooter" Osborne, who gives them a lot to think about with the origin of his nickname. Somehow the elderly yet sundowning Scoote…
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S3 E30 - The King's Buyers' Guide to What You Need
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Send us a text Our hosts stumble upon a book describing what people can and cannot buy under our King's new rules. No more hoarding two or three dolls...unless you buy the King's meme coin. Then hoard away. Jeff tells a story about cheese blintzes that takes longer than it takes to eat cheese blintzes. Steve pictures what thirty blow-up dolls would…
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Send us a text Our hosts start with a discussion about how things are changing, and before anyone is ready, they look into the recently published plans for changing our language. Top-down language changes are always so popular and effective, and this one promises to be no different. Steve rewrites a popular nursery rhyme. Jeff wants to visit Counci…
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S3 E28 - I've Got Some Good News and Some Bad News
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Send us a text Starting with a dream Jeff had about baseball, and aside of the fact that as a life-long Sox fan Jeff didn't know that Minnie Minoso was from Cuba, our hosts pilot a show looking on the bright side of life. So many shows have talked about what is bad that it was time to have a show focused on the good. They examine things that are ha…
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Send us a text Spurred by a Harvard Business School-like experience Steve had at a lemonade stand, our hosts look at the struggles between our King and the Ivy League schools around accusations that Harvard is anti-Semitic. They read and comment on the demands the administration made on Harvard. Jeff suggests that Council Bluffs University be admit…
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Send us a text Steve's basement rehab gets rocked by the ebb and flow of tariffs as our hosts ponder rising prices on ordinary items. Inflation seems to be balloning, and they hope that we all won't be Schwinndled (definition in the episode). They welcome a repeat sponsor with a product that gives you the power of unelected power, and when looking …
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Send us a text For that feeling of unelected power. New from Leatherface.By Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf
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Send us a text Nostalgic for the old days that never were, Steve and Jeff revisit their very first podcast. Back in the dim recesses of history, they kicked off the show by interviewing Steve's psychologist. She was the only guest that said yes, and she only said yes because she charged for an appointment. Oh, but there are surprises in store! Let'…
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Send us a text Jeff's wife Kathy loves podcasts--not this podcast, no, podcasts about the British Royal Family gossip. Steve and Jeff thought that since we now have our ouw king, it was time to invite onto the show someone who hosts a podcast about American Royal Family gossip. Ms. Stacy Blank, host of the hot podcast "A Royal Scam," (not the Steel…
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Send us a text Spurred by Jeff's recent marriage counseling, our hosts remember that they are also in the marriage (and divorce) counseling business. They haven't heard from their sole clients in a while, so they listen to the original episode to see what they did wrong. Find out what they decided! Meanwhile Miss Clare is trying to corner the lawn …
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S3 E 22 - Steve and Jeff Create a Conspiracy Theory
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Send us a text Jumping into the swirling world of conspiracy theories, our hosts discuss conspiracy theories and the chances for a Cubs-Sox World Series (not a the same time). They speak truth, or something, to power, or whatever. Jeff reviews the non-verbal cues President Lyndon Johnson gave. Steve wonders why anyone would go visit the shuttered Z…
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Send us a text Always fascinanted by the world of sports, our hosts invite one of the 800 Nebraska Coaches of the Year for 2024, Mic Dika. Coach right away lets them know who is the boss, and talks about his vast experience--everything from Mathletes to Senior Kosher Pickleball. Jeff is speechless. Steve needs to drive his mom to the dentist. Johnn…
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S3 E20 - Steve and Jeff Host a Spelling Bee
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Send us a text Excited by the news that a spelling bee was happening nearby, our hosts invite one of the spellers onto the show and it turns out she is none other than Sweet Baby Daphne, who was on the show years back discussing her ailment, Juvenile Tourette's Syndrome. She changed her name to Bonnie Ruby Oswald and has outgrown her illness...some…
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Send us a text Our hosts have always loved Canada and have never had any problems there. Well, except for the trip where Steve put ketchup on his poutine and tried to pump his own gas at the Esso station. But other than that things have been fine. Good thing that our king can clear things up and show Canada fans like Steve and Jeff the threat posed…
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S3 E18 - Steve and Jeff Check Their Email
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Send us a text With, let's face it, millions of listeners, our hosts get hundreds of emails a day. This week they deleted the spam and read three or four from listeners and discussed the questions and comments. Well, they talked about something. Jeff decided to take a poetry writing class. Steve left early to meet up with Gretchen. Miss Clare found…
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S3 E17 - Steve and Jeff Do Their Taxes (or is it Tariffs?)
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Send us a text It's that time of year again...time for Jeff's dad's parole hearing (real and faux dads), but it's also tax time! SInce they had such a good 2024, our hosts decide to get their taxes done early. And so they can not only do their taxes but also give to their audience, they bring in their tax guy Harry Brock and do their taxes live on …
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Send us a text Not just a classic Shirley Ellis 60s song anymore, our hosts guide us through the new and improved name game, where Adam-like we rename and redefine reality. It's an exciting journey, but take notes. In fact take them in pencil because they may change. Jeff takes a selfie of himself with the new Google Maps. Steve starts a campaign t…
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Send us a text Loving animals and needing some company in Eccentric Ladyland Studios, our hosts set out to adopt a golden retriever. Sure, it started as a drunk dial but they're wonderful dogs. Anyway, their adoption interviewer, Bailey Mae Buttercup, covers areas most people don't cover. Well, not generally covered in interviews, but they're areas…
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S3 E14 - The Return of Dr, D, a Highly Paid Medical Professional
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Send us a text Faced with a backlash against edgy medical information in a recent episode. our hosts revisit the advice of a highly paid medical professional who appeared on the show last season, Dr. D., who by his own admission is the most important person on Earth. Pronunciation still eludes them however. Dr. D discusses his book "I Didn't Go to …
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Send us a text Trying to follow through on their New Year's resolution to lower prices, our hosts consider re-contacting Rich Mann, who declined to invest in their show last year, in the hopes he will give them money. This will have no impact on prices, of course, but our hosts will feel better. To get in the mood they listen to their show with Ric…
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Send us a text A medical dilemma for Jeff's brother-in-law, oddly also named Johnny, sets our hosts thinking about the time and money saving process of doing your own surgery. They bring back a show with self-surgery expert Taylor Green, and his literary agent Maxine "Mo" "Max" Greene, no relation. They share all kinds of simple surgical procedures…
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Send us a text With a new year ahead, our hosts take a few seconds to acknowledge the holiday and then dive headlong into the mysterious world of the future. Steve being from the future takes the lead, and tells us all a few things to expect in the year ahead. Hint: keep your tennis shoes on. Jeff bought an advance ticket for the new Batman movie o…
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Send us a text With freedom of comedy uncertain, Steve and Jeff decide to use the last show of the year to use up jokes they bought that might be illegal in the near future. Some shows do a touching retrospective on the year just past, but hey, we're talking money for jokes. For some reason they were most worried about the cache of Vladimir Putin j…
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Send us a text Our hosts solve one of the greatest holiday problems--how to shop for families that share more than one faith. Well, at least the Christmas/ Hanukkah problem. One of their listeners actually solves it for them, but the listener doesn't have a podcast so Steve and Jeff get the credit. Steve is planning a record featuring his "ch" dict…
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Send us a text Fresh on the heels of last episode's rewrite of the Ten Commandments, the incoming Ministry of Truth sent another message about exciting movies coming soon to an oligarchy near you. Out hosts bravely provide information (NOTE: not criticism) about the movies for their listeners. Jeff wonders if the Putin jokes will work if they're ch…
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Send us a text Dipping their toes into Theology, our hosts read an email millions of people received and interpret it for those who can't It is the New Ten Commandments for a new day, and they help people feel better about not having to make decisions on their own. Steve considers changing his name to Jerome. Jeff wonders whether the new Commandmen…
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Send us a text Our hosts bring Steve's mother and his new half-sister, Little Stevie, into Eccentric Ladyland Studios for a traditional family Thanksgiving dinner and podcast. Miss Clare provided the food and then left rather quickly. Steve's mom shows none of her 90+ years as she smokes, drinks, and sasses with the best. Jeff is shopping for Chris…
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Send us a text Steve's alleged ex-girlfriend Meg got married, and the occasion spurred renewed fantasies strong enough that our hosts wanted to listen to her appearance on the show from Season 1. We could talk about eye of the beholder and make your own reality but you'd be better off listening. Be wary of wedding rituals you never heard of, though…
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Send us a text Times have changed, and our hosts have issues adjusting to the new times. Fortunately for all of us, they talk through their issues and help themselves, and maybe us too. Darkness may be all around, but semi-darkness comes in the morning, or something like that. Steve wonders about the equitable distribution of decision making, and t…
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Send us a text Unlike certain major news outlets, our hosts urge people to vote for Harris/Walz. #election2024 #endorsement #harris #walz #harriswalz #presidentBy Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf
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Send us a text Maybe it's the Zeitgeist. Maybe it's the Boswilligkeit (see Gemutlichkeit, antonyms). But our hosts tonight started out to do a regular episode and realized that some things going on are not funny. OK, a few episodes of ours, yes, but maybe there are things that need to be taken seriously. That's exactly what Steve and Jeff do when t…
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Send us a text With negative campaigning all the rage, Steve and Jeff wondered if they could create a show that just listed positive things about each of the major party candidates for president. Kamala Harris won the coin toss and elected to receive the first episode. Our hosts list positive attributes, but as hard-hitting journalists they go all …
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Send us a text With political rhetoric flying freely, the subject of lies somehow came up for our hosts as they kick off a glorious third season. An anonymous listener sent them a manuscript of a soon to be published book, The Art of the Lie, and Steve and Jeff read some excerpts and discuss the book. Not to go all Jay Gatsby on you, but you may be…
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Send us a text With genetics having an unexpected political moment, Steve and Jeff take a look at the age-old question of nature vs. nurture. To put it another way, are the descendants of evil people also evil themselves? To find out they brought on Jeffrey Dahmer, Jr., Jimmy Jones, and a certain John Baron who swears he is not the source of the me…
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Send us a text Steve and Jeff welcome back the delightful fashion influencer Chrysanthemum for a look at what is hot in Halloween costumes for this year. She lets us all know that the prevailing theme for this year is "slutty," and all other themes revolve aroud it. Chrysanthemum's grandmother makes a surprise visit and brings valuable knowledge th…
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Send us a text Are people really eating pets? Is cat-napping something more than just 40 winks? Our intrepid journalistic hosts give this the smell test as they review a menu submitted by listener John Baron which purports to be an actual restaurant in what the menu itself describes as "Ohiyo." They even spelled it "menyou." And they couldn't say H…
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Send us a text Our hosts' latent rivalry emerges in a battle of the wits, as they compete on an IQ test live on the show. Neither of them knew how much IQ had to do with bodily functions. They take on the final part of the test by each answering 10 questions on judgment. Vegas odds were that they would both get zero, but one emerged the victor. But…
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Send us a text Steve and Jeff take a look back to when they hosted a guest they believed to be Jeff's dad Jerry. Turns out it was Vito, a Stateville inmate and Senn High School alum who assumed Jerry's identity to get a job with the show. Vito later managed to father Steve's new little baby sister, and is probably the most congenial inmate in his w…
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Send us a text Faced with inevitable aging, Steve and Jeff seek out a show refresh with new ideas from show pitch artist Paul Mooney. Paul is the creator of many shows, several of which were appropriated by others and a couple of which were actually produced. He gives our hosts a series of show and guests ideas, and Steve and Jeff react to each ama…
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Send us a text Steve and Jeff reach deep into the mail bag and read emails from the millions, let's face it, the millions of listeners. Some are very touching. Some are funny. Some must have listened to another podcast. It's a free for all episode with no stops, other than the end of our rented time at Eccentric Ladyland Studios. Steve - Steve Jeff…
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Send us a text Our hosts take a look at intergalactic conjugal relations from many angles, and are joined by a surprise guest, Fanny May, who is actually Marjorie Mayflower, Steve's former paper girl and guest on an early show. She is all grown up and has had extensive experience in pole dancing, but is looking to work for a high-flying company cal…
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Send us a text After dream and real-life encounters with the fractured state of politics these days, our hosts welcome lobbyist (or consultant) Stan Walsh, who shows us the true vlaue of political involvement, rounded to the nearest $100. Stan seems to have a role in just about every PAC covering almost every issue. Of late he has been buying black…
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Send us a text In an uncharacteristically introspective moment, our hosts talk about the "what ifs" of life and begin to worry that they will have regrets, which will lead to more worry and more regrets, and...their guest, Harold Houseman, founder and president of PharmaBrute, shows them a way that science may alleviate those regrets. Jeff at long …
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Send us a text Spurred on by lingering nostalgia and pessimistic medical reports about Jeff's Granny Fanny, Steve flies Granny in for one last appearance on her favorite podcast. Granny doesn't say much but still struggles with digestive issues,at least for a lot of the program. Jeff loses himself in family memories and some additional drugs. Steve…
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S2 E39 - Robbie "Smash" Davis: World Record for Accidents
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Send us a text Thinking back to last season when they hosted Bob "Crash" Davis, our hosts invited Crash's son, Robbie "Smash" Davis, who is on his own record-setting pace after surviving 58 crashes this year alone. Smash has some difficulty, after 58 hits to the head, but seems to enjoy himself and takes a very productive nap, wherever he thinks he…
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Send us a text In Jeff's never ending quest to make some things larger and some things smaller, this episode combines the results of a "membership drive," (if you know what I mean) and the results of Dr. Rhinostein's nose job. Things went so well that NBC contacted Jeff about a reunion. Dr. Rhinostein let us know he is open for business, above and …
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Send us a text A conversation that started with nostalgia for the "good old days" ended with a memory of that famous episode with Dr. Will Rhinostein, the plastic surgeon who gave Jeff Jennifer Aniston's nose during an extended surgery at an Omaha motel. Of course, once it was in their heads they had to hear the episode. And so will you whether it …
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Send us a text After seeing him on a public access cable show at the car repair place, Steve invites Blaine Struthers to the show. Blaine focuses on collecting and selling celebrity garbage, and they discuss the many celebrities who have thrown away interesting and valuable things. Of course, two of those celebrities are Steve and Jeff themselves. …
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Send us a text Lovers of all furry creatures, Steve and Jeff welcome Kitty Carlyle, a cat lover who shows our hosts the true way to understand our pets. Kitty discusses her club, which Steve and Jeff plan on joining and then not going to any meetings. Jeff blocks out most of a week at the groomer. Steve is excited to take his cats to the portrait s…
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Send us a text Always pushing the boundaries of literacy and knowledge, our hosts dive head first into the deep connections between food and dreams by hosting trad wife and author Mara Schmidt, whose new book "You Dream What You Eat" shows people how to curate their dreams by simply eating the right foods. Listeners will love the descriptions of he…
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