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A silly goofy deep dive podcast about the Twilight Saga hosted by Jenna Vesper aka that one twihard friend in your life that you are basically legally required to send any and all Twilight memes to. Follow me on insta @supermassivetwilighthole Art by Ella Talkin Music by DP Snacks
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Recapping and discourse about The Bachelor franchise and beyond through a queer, b*tchy, silly goofy lens. Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod Email inquiries to [email protected] Twitter: @datecardpodcast Producer: Jenna Vesper Art: Olivia Zakes Green Photography oliviazakesgreen.com Music: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media #bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap
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As per the usual off season is getting heated with various maaggaa scandals, podcast tell alls, weird beefs, and guilty plea deals in Texas?? So Shannon and I jumped on to catch up and to attempt some nuance at this DO BETTER moment between former lovers Gabby and Clayton. And tbh I think we killed it. Will be back with more off season catch ups xo…
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And really... much like the party girls - we locked in for this three hour finale. And I'm glad we did cause it was quite the ride. Joined by content creator and indie filmmaker Tess Higgins, all is discussed including the undue negaivity about Grant as a whole, theories about Grant's sisters opinion, Julianas edit, a nuanced take about Litia's rol…
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At first I wasn't really on the train of oh wow this season is going too toooo fast but now I am a bit like wtf?!? How are we genuinely at seggs weeks and how are these his final two? Thank god Ash and Epiphany bullied me into a threeway episode because omg THINGS NEEDED TO BE DISCUSSED. From the hate Grant's gotten, to the casting of the women, to…
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Hometown Girls want the same thing. They all want to Live. Drink. Love. Hug. And weeks like this don't come around too often. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia Zakes Green https://www.oliviazakesgreen.com/ Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddy…
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Oh shit next week is hometowns?! Okay....if you say so. But at this rate i feel like we might as well go for as much chaos as possible? Let's make the women and Grant crumble under the pressure of making a important choice in 30 min. Do you know you have 30 minutes?! 30 minutes???? 30 30 yeah. Than god Shannon came on and we could dive deep and def…
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Pack your passports (if you can even get one now and days ugh) because we're heading abroad with a bunch of beautiful broads and our smiley bachelor, Grant. Thankfully I am joined by Araina and Julia from Bachelor Buzz and together we unpack our bags, the women's baggage, and the 3 different dramas unfolding all at once. Thank you Bachelor Buzz for…
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Do you think you can use Grant Bucks to buy eggs? Asking for a friend. But honestly I might need to take out a Grant Loan to afford them anyways. Hopefully my bad Grant Credit Score wont affect my Grantrest. Thank goodness iI asked my financial adviser and friend Epiphany to recap week 3 of Grant's season because we needed to get in to it. And by i…
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Week 2 of Grant's season was a slam dunk with all the passes (stealing time) and dribbling (drama). Okay I don't fully understand basketball, but anything that essentially uplifts the WNBA...I am here for. With an assist from friend Ash Talks Tea - we will definitely make it to March Madness. Thank you so much Ash and make sure you're following her…
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It's the premiere of Grant's season and according to his hot new single Party Girl - nights like this don't come too often. And so of course I had to have my friend Monique from The Rose Noire podcast to talk about Grant's big night and all the (only) 25 sparkling ladies. And also according to Grant's hit song...party girls all want the same thing:…
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The Bachelor is back baby and with that comes another pack of dazzling pediatric nurses and models, all vying for the affections of one Mr. Grant Ellis! Perhaps the most handsome bachelor in the shows 300 years on air?!? With Shannon from Do The Roses Align, we spend our standard 2 hours combing through the bios and instagrams looking for the secre…
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The recap of Breaking Dawn Part 2 is here folks, and to quote Marcus in the big battle scene...'Finally'. I am so sorry for the absece but I have had to hunker down like vampire in florida and handle some personal things. But I am so excited for you all to hear this episode! I am so obsessed with the way Blue talks about the saga and their fun theo…
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Hope you're holding on tight spider monkeys because this live podcast recording will have you cry laughing but also hopefully thinking. About what you ask? Mostly thinking about Edwards lil swimers and 911. And for that, you're welcome! It was so much fun to collab with Blue of @watchtwilightagain and @youfancyafinepod and super huge thank you to R…
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Devin asked if bach nation was done yet, and to that I say...nope. Because I am back to have a more fluid and deeper convo with a friend of the pod and advocate- Natalie- together we get into what all this mess means for the franchise. Regarding the pattern it has enabled or even sought to create, the damage it does, and how we got here. CW: open d…
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After a peaceful and boring two week break (lmao) the franchise that cannot fucking quit is back and so is Date Card Pod! And of course I needed Shannon, from Do The Roses Align, on to talk about these old grandpa's with rizz and interesting pasts...Oh and to answer Devin Strader's question....no, we're not done. Clock in in the second half for som…
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Almost a week later and there is STILL more to say about Jenn's finale and how the franchise fumbled in all the ways. Joined by Limi from Take This Rose Or Take This L, we try to elaborate on the feelings we're all feeling. And call to account specifically the way the casting and some producers caused so much harm. Thank you to my friend and make s…
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Well friends I cannot believe we witnessed what we witnessed but here we are post Jenn's finale. And frankly Shannon and I are horrified, mad, and ready to throw punches. Because...AAL [REDACTED]. No but actually in fact all [redacted]. No seriously all of them. Thank you @dortherosesalign as per usual love you Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitt…
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I think this show is rotten to the core From all the seasons passed downFrom all the leads coming beforeI split the franchise down symmetrical linesAnd what I find is kinda scaryMakes me just wanna drive Thank you to Epiphany from @rosesforeverybody for joining me for this double header of a week. Follow her @epiphanyxiann Follow us on insta @datec…
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Truly when we started this season, we would have laughed in your faces if you told us that THIS would be the final 4 taking Jenn home to meet their loved ones. It's wild and I am so excited I got to guest on The Rose Noire Podcast with Jasmine and talk all about it! Thank you again to all the ladies rocking it at the RNP! Follow them @therosenoire …
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This week is (not) sponsored by Wicked out his fall. But it is in collaboration with the ladies at Bachelor Buzz! A wonderful bach podcast newish on the scene and ya'll I had a blast completely devouring this recap with them. We do not shy away from a lot of the topics and dramas on the tips of everyones tongues. Thank you Araina and Julia and make…
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A mid season bonus episode with Shannon from Do The Roses Align!! AS A TREAT!We get gay! We get Moon signs! We get Swiftie! It's unhinged but we also make so much sense it is scary. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia Zakes Greenhttps://www.oliviazakesgreen.com/Music: Jed Ove…
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Jenn may be a BaaaBaaaBadass but most of her remaining men are a bunch of sheep that need to be herded. And to help me scream into the void about it I'm joined by Claudia from The Rose Noire Podcast. Together we discuss how Jenn's vulnerability, The Devon Situation, and how Jesse Palmer shines. Huge thank you to Claudia and make sure you check out …
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In week 4 of Jenn's journey to find a man worthy of her time and energy, we really had to question how low the bar is for these men. And thankfully this week I was joined by the ladies at Trash TV Pods, and together we found its somewhere between surface level and hell. Huge thank you to Tat and Rachel from Trash TV Pod for having me on and for all…
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Much like a Taylor Swift song week 3 of Jenn's season is full of toxic men, cars to getaway in, and sad blue eyes. But thankfully I am joined by artist and deep pit member, Ella Talkin, to dissect this State Of Grace and the context of all in which we live. ALSO Ella encourages me to start a huge creative project. Tune in to hear! Thank you Ella so…
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Grab your passport and Jenn's hand, she can make a bad boy good for the weekend! That's right lovers we are off to Melbourne, Australia to figure out if any of these men are good enough for Jenn! The jury is still out but thankfully I am joined by the amazing famous vegan chef and content creator, Lauren Toyota, who is all to ready to get in to it …
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Till death and furniture destruction do we part! In this very long awaited episode I am joined by my frined Sam to break down breaking dawn part one in all it's extravagent wedding, boning in the ocean, and pro life (ugh) glory. Thank you Sam! Please follow them at @cumdogmillionaire420 and thank you to @ellatalkin for our pod art and @DPsnacks for…
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We're back baby!! And I'm so JENNuinely excited for this season of The Bachelorette! As a day one Jenn stan I am living for the start of her journey and I couldn't wait to talk about night one with some one just as excited! In comes the delightful Tam Nguyen! Actress, creator, and recent Bachelor fan (y'all are going to die when you hear who her fi…
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We're back for part two of our deep dive into the harmful legacy of disgraced former Bachelor host, Chris Harrison. Thank you so much to Limi from @takethisroseortakethisl for everything you have brought to this series. CW: talk of racism and sexism Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Ar…
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You're on a hike and you see a bear or 25 men about to be on reality television? Who do you choose? Well Shannon (from Do The Roses Align) and I attempt to get to know the men first via their ABC bios and sun signs before we decide. Tune in to see who we choose, which man is most likely to block me or get in beef with Nick Viall, and of course who …
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To close out this Pride2024 at Date Card Pod Industries, I asked long time friend of the pod and fellow gay bach peer, Justin Takes The Bach, to come on and play a fun game that we came up with! Bachelor Nation Superlatives ...but GAY! Who is most likely to come out one day, who is most likely to be the biggest ally ...and some more spicy ones in b…
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Pride is still in full swing and so I asked friend of the pod Mx. Lindz Amer of Queer Kids Stuff back on the pod to talk about the state of gays in reality tv and beyond! We also chat about their amazing web series geared towards creating safe, educational, and fun videos for LGBTQIA+ kids and their families!! Like Mister Rogers, but somehow gayer.…
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The Bachelor franchise and the Pageantry world have had a long and rich history, one that makes sense on the surface. But when interrogated a little more the layers are quite fascinating...especially the gay layer. Because baby this is AMERICA and we have gay and trans Pageant Queens!! and !!gasp!! gay bachelor contestants! As god intended! And to …
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While we are on break from our usual polyamorous dating show (the bachelor) Olivia and I finally got to sit down and watch Couple To Throuple and dish about it! From the premise to the jealousy dynamics, and everything in between we get in to it and get frankly pretty deep. Thank you Olivia make sure you follow her at @oliviazgphotography Follow us…
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In honor of Pride Month I have collaborated with myself to take advantage of...I mean celebrate... my own community by having a month of fruity podcast fun!! Starting off with my interview with the authors of the new book Here For The Wrong Reasons, Annabel Paulsen and Lydia Wang! It is a sapphic romance novel that takes place on the set of a Bache…
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Three years ago disgraced host of The Bachelor franchise, Chris Harrison, was fired for his racist outburst and subsequent insincere apologies. But in those years he has attempted to rewrite that time and his legacy. And with the impending reality of his new dating show and continued image rehab...Limi and I wanted to work on a timeline deep dive o…
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In this off season episode I'm joined by Shannon who, like me and Taylor, is also a member of The Tortured Poets Department. Which if you're confused about what that means, it just means we're traumatized gays with some mental illness. Together we try to spread the gospel of the alleged secondary layer of both albums...and oops it's almost two hour…
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I don't think any of us saw this season and what it would bring coming. But it came for us regardless. The highs, the lows, the twists, the expected, and everything in between. We did it together. And to help celebrate that I was stoked to bookend the season with Shannon from Do The Roses Align. Together we talk about the finale, the edits, the gir…
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As is tradition we must gather all the ex's in one room and let the tension rise to the point of tears. But luckily there was some bombshells and soft moments to help ease the strife...barely. And to help me break down the Women Tell All, I am joined by Joey's future bae - Epiphany! Together we talk about how we got to this stage in the season, the…
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In this super special and indeed super massive episode of SMTH, I had the pleasure of interviewing Jamie Kelley who has been cosplaying as Edward since basically the begining!!!! In this chat we go into detail about his love of performing, singing, costuming, and how he found himself becoming a Twilight stan and doing very screen accurate (with scr…
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I have to say after an entire season of beating us over the heads with tennis related moments, they really failed during Fantasy Suites to bring us any tennis related sex puns. According to a list of tennis terms I just googled, we could have seen talk of Forehand, Stroke, Ground Stroke, Foot Fault, and being a Receiver. I'm disappointed. But what …
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When you're here, you're FAMILY. And that's also the theme of this week of The Bachelor, as Joey got to meet his final 4's families. And surprisingly it was entertaining and interesting??? I'm grateful I got to jump on with Renise from Kickin It With Rae Podcast! We get into family dynamics, Joeys responses, where the women shined or fumbled, and s…
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What a treat this week as I got to join the lovelies over on The Rose Noire podcast to recap week 7 of Joesph's journey to get on bended knee. I truly had so much fun chatting with Claudia, Gena, Jasmine, and Monique and I know you will all love the episode! (Sorry again to them for the boner jokes.) If you're not already subscribed to their podcas…
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Welcome back to Bachelor Jojo's journey to find a woman who will accept that he's not a perfect man. A tall order considering women typically never have to settle in life or anything like that. But I digress because I am so excited for my guest this week, a long time listener first time caller by the name of Madeline! She recently when to Playa Esc…
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Welcome to Bizzaro Bach Nation folks! The male lead is a liberal who stands for equal rights- publicly! The kissing scenes are okay! The drama is not predictable! There are rumors of a gay season! insert spiny eye emoji And to help make sure I am not being totally gaslit this week, Monique of The Rose Noire Podcast joins me on the podcast! We do no…
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Welcome back to week 3 of Joseph's journey to find his Pageant Queen or Doubles Partner or Wife or Stick of butter...I don't honestly know anymore but what I do know is that this week I participated in a really fun collab with the folks at Here To Find Love Show! Julie and Kelly have a really amazing youtube and podcast channel where the cover the …
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Speak now or forver hold your peace because we are now in week 2 of Joey's journey to find a Bride. And EVERY ONE knows that the only way to do that is by making a group of women wear discount gowns and play musical chairs. And to help officiate this wedding I am joined by one of the lovelies of The Rose Noire Podcast, the hilarious Jasmine! Togeth…
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Ya'll I don't know whats shifted in our world but The Bachelor has entered into it's baby girl-ifed era with our green eyed Joey, colorful suits, and endearing editing. Only time will tell if it lands, but I swear you can taste something in the air. And to help me explore this intriguing energy, I am joined by the president of the Joey Fan Club - E…
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I hope you enjoyed your short off season (blink and you'd miss it) because the Bachelor waits for no one and Joey Graziadei's journey to find a engagement-situationship is UPON US. But before we start this season officially we must meet the THIRTY TWO single ladies ready for our curly haired soft boy and judge them purely off of a disjointed bio ca…
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Welcome back to Supermassive Twilight Hole! And speaking of holes, I am so excited to share with you the long awaited Twilight Is Gay episode! Joined by my friend and fellow queer Twihard, Kaitlyn, we explore the the themes of queerness in vampire lore, unintentional but very loud/undeniable queer coded moments in the Twilight Saga, the hot gay shi…
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