Welcome to St. Valentino's House of Worship and Noodles! We are here to help you untangle the knotty noodles of life. Your devoted and ordained host, Leo Linguini, is here to guide your journey with a generous helping of introspection and encouragement as we explore the quirky world of Pastafarianism. Leo (he/him/his) is a devout follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), drawing inspiration from the saucy deity. In these times of cosmic complexity and mundane monotony, seekers often fi ...