A clip from the past... Doug doesn't smoke... Matt burns his house down... Matt sleeps with someone new... Doug is a dick... Matt is on the spectrum and has no 'tism' hand... Doug contributes to the notes for the first time... Soul talk... Matt tries to make some jokes in a non-funny movie... Doug gets it wrong...again... For the record rock to the…

Once again Matt didn't take notes during the podcast... Matt has a birthday and gets his bucket list denied... Doug doesn't care about green jackets... Matt flashes a stranger... Ball shaving... Swearing is sexy... The podcast is getting more mature... No delays, just shitty podcasting... Is the movie stupid sci-fi horror or a genuinely good/great …

Cut or uncut... What shoes are for old people... Doug living the bachelor life... Doug gets creeped out by phone sex Matt... Is it a classic or a classic disappointment... Matt adds to the list of stupid shit he wants to do... Doug makes a plan to shoot Matt with a gun... Trash can theft... Unnecessary sex scenes... Doug really leans on the Matt is…

Sometimes you just leave the mistakes in... Doug let himself go... Matt works hard on the podcast... Jeffrey Dahmer... Hierarchy of cheating... Matt pees and doesn't come back... Is taking panties out of the trash weird... Visitors... Ethics in porn... Dig into the trash and take a deep breath.. All that and more as we talk about...…

Napalm sticks to kids... Underwear talk... Is Pam Grier hot... Pedo jokes... Do nuns shave... Confessions... Circle jerks... Doug is a sodomist... When is a popped collar appropriate... Do priests compare confessions... Matt wants to try heroin... Is Sharon Stone in this film... Matt takes umbrage with something Doug did... Look at the podcast epis…

Vocal fry or head injury, you decide... Once again Matt didn't take notes... Once again Matt will eat garbage... Doug doesn't understand why Jen married Matt... Oscar caliber acting... A date movie... Doug isn't fooled by subterfuge... Is 1923 This is Us in the old West... Battlestar Galactica talk... All this and more...…

Matt is supposed to take notes during the podcast... He didn't... At least Doug paid his internet bill this week... Fewer whores this week... Doug is a Milwaukee celebrity... Matt is having someone look into his ass... Matt prepares for divorce... Doug watched this movie so long ago the movie is a dot to him... A technological marvel, is it marvelo…

Death of a legend... Doug's internet woes continue... Should we just call this a whore cast... How our wives improved us... The delay in our show just allows more time to fill our hearts... Is the movie as good as advertised, or just over-rated... Whores...whores everywhere... All that and more as we put on our cowboy hat and see if we're...…

Audio issues 'cause Doug won't pay for non dial-up internet... Probably a few janky edits... Podcasting on a weeknight... Matt and Doug get called out for being dicks... A bed that could have been good... Kevin Costner appears...or doesn't... A competition for who watches crappier filler... A podcast that sound like episode 5, not episode 255... Th…

Sharing or oversharing information... Smell the fart acting... Doug retains council... An old movie... Doug misses an obvious thing... Lots of clips... Matt gets pissy about politics... Doug is in his WW2 element... Lots of stock footage, if only we had stock podcast audio... All this and more in black and white and in 4:3...…

Milestone schmilestone, shortest podcast ever... Both boys get taken to task... Dick picks a fight at a convenience store... Doug starts a podcast without Matt... The unsingable bed song... A house divided cannot stand... All this and more as we talk through...

An apology... The season of Loggia is over, but the season of single word/syllable titles continues... Does Matt need therapy... Possible subtle racism... A phone call in the middle of the podcast... Is it cold in Tennessee... Does Matt know what a banger is... Goes longer than expected...

Throwing haymakers from the opening bell... What do you do after you poop your pants... First time seeing boobs in the wild... Going out with someone because you want to get laid... Fantasies about the end of the world... Defining relationships suck... Does getting your salad tossed change your life... Going back, would you do it... Matt's hot take…

Anal sex... Matt is passive aggressive... Doug needs some throat lube... Long clips... Jerkin' off in the middle of the podcast... Doug is a fucking idiot... Ring size... Matt's story "I, Thief" is part of his book Anger, Theft, Murder, and other Niceties" available on Amazon along with his other books https://www.amazon.com/Anger-Theft-Murder-othe…

Will Doug win the game... Matt is disgusting and lucky to have a wife... Doug segment shames Matt... Matt is old... Doug is a hypocrite... The boys honor the passing of a legend...multiple times... Idiom corrections... Distrust of the legal system... Coincidences... All this as Matt and Doug take the witness stand and promise to tell the truth, the…

Season 15 screams to a start...in slow motion... Matt gets off the dole... Doug thinks about his future... Kids have no respect... Matt refuses to get an iPhone... An acting tour de force... Winner takes all at the Kumite... All this and much more...

A big fuckin' film.. Technical issues...again...Doug really needs to pay his internet bill... Judging relationships... Why you should watch where you sit... Some behind the scenes recordings... Was Thanos right... Uses for jello... Matt hates Miles Teller... Doug decides it's his turn to be a naysayer... Not gonna say what part, but I honestly thin…

Christmas recaps... There is nothing wrong with girls' trips... How would the boys do in prison... How much to kill someone... Doug says Beyonce sucks... New York or Boston... Matt and Jen are both Curmudgeons... Matt calls an audible on next week... Back over three for the first time in a hot minute...…

Doug still hasn't paid internet bill... Joey won't get let back into the building... Matt gets confused... Damn we're old... Amazon shopping... Chuck Norris is a true "acting" role... Earworms, earworms everywhere... Other stuff probably happened as well... Aaron Rodgers... Plans for the new Shangri-La... It was sloppy, but isn't a sloppy one bette…

Grab a shirt and rip that mother fucker open... Joey returns for 5th time... Doug is in trouble if his spouse dies... Doug as a public servant... A repeated SOTW.?... Matt gets no respect, self or otherwise... An actual produced bed... Fantasy Football ... Pool tables...not just for oral any more... Hot nuns... Matt cries again... There are some pa…

Doug questions his masculinity... Both Matt and Doug are judgemental pricks... Matt cries....multiple times... An earworm... Spandex uniforms and mushroom heads... Thumbs in asses... A movie so complicated neither Matt nor Doug understood exactly what happened... Matt says he can beat up a celebrity... Announcement of the Christmas movie and the re…

A movie with a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes... Matt is in a funk... Thanksgiving... Doug finds some hidden treasure... Matt's son provides podcast gold... How realistic is the idea of being offered stuff for a 5 star recruit... All that plus a few things more...

Dougzan...all I'm gonna say is Dougzan...

The beginning sounds like ass 'cause Matt forgot to hit record... Timezones, who do they work... Doug likes to gaslight people... Matt is a big pussy... Doug takes in the arts... Doug poops in a cave and is ashamed... Matt poops in his pants and is not... A movie can exist by any rules it wants, but it has to obey those rules... Doug throws a curve…

Doug closes his eyes and becomes invisible... Poop or fruit... Matt finds to find subtext and layers to the movie... Lots of technical issues on both sides... Doug is busy stuffing columns... Matt gets verklempt about some stupid bull-shit... A super highly rated movie, do they like it... All this and more as we steal back the stuff you won't pay f…

I honestly don't know what to write here... I'm drinking and taking Oxy so my judgement is questionable... Dan joins us for a non-Indy podcast... One minor audio fuck-up early, but not bad... Doug tries to rationalize why this is our fall holiday podcast... Matt is adapting to life as a shut-in... Lots of geek moments... Are goths sexy... Would you…

Matt has surgery... Matt is on drugs... Inappropriate humor... Doug asks for one clip and Matt nails it... Fear of being crippled... Doug has a war boner... Saw films... Other stuff... All this and more as we go back to World War II England for...

Technical issues... Is 3:00 on a Thursday a bad time to do a podcast... Jobs lost, jobs gained, jobs put on hold... Anal in The Omen... Matt and Doug are old... Tristar... Prison fears... Which is worse, a snitch or a chomo... Sly gives speeches... All this and more as we tackle yet another men in prison film...…

Matt has a trip... Doug slides down the dinosaur... Matt is depressed... Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune... Ball shaving... A boatload of porn is up for auction... Does working for the devil have a matching 401k... Monologues, lots of monologues... A bit that goes on too long but doesn't get cut... Does parenting take a back seat to any …

Doug's left ball... Matt parties with kids... Doug's voice via AI... Fake Facebook fights... Gun talk... Doug talks about homophobic smoking... Can you drink water that has had a body marinating in it... Joker 2 talk... The devil... An Easter Egg for Matt... All this and more as we throw a shrimp on the barbie and say Zed instead of Z for this week…

Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie... The intricacies of spirits and contacting them... Matt gets bad news about his back and learns he has something in common with Dolphins... Doug meets some dogs... Doug berates Matt's choices...about life and the podcast... Coming in well under two hours it's our shortest podcast yet... Not ev…

Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything... Technical issues... Doug bullies little kids... Matt living the bachelor life... After 220 episodes Voldemort is mentioned by name... Underwear shopping... Matt makes it all serious... Doug learns to spell... Anal bleaching... All that and so much more as we prep for trip down the aisle in...…

A movie that made both Matt and Doug choke up or cry... Guests and guest rules are brought up... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... That isn't a double post, that is two separate instances of him being a terrible person... Doug suggests ways Matt could be a less worse person, but to Matt that seems lik…

A special guest up top... Matt steers into the slide... A year where Matt's life fell apart... An old segment returns... Monroe! Oral sex before soap... A reverse heel turn... An attempt at something new... The final movie of the unlucky 13th season is announced... A possible future guest is talked about... An RCH under 3 hours to avoid union overt…

Lies that end up being true... Did Matt's mom get fingered in high school... Doug internet bill listen for the GoFundMe link in the podcast... A 3rd party review of The Acolyte... weird hairs on Matt and Doug and others... Matt gets dumped at an amusement park... Bathroom etiquette... May December relationships... No edits, which may be a mistake..…

Two podcast hosts...one depressed and one tired...but both in pain. Perhaps some Faltor-pan or Pon-Far is in order? I'll be honest, this one is rough, which is unfair for this movie... Doug's last 80s film for the season... Timing is off for the first half... Just kind of discombobulated... Doug does his best to gaslight Matt...and vice versa...or …

Matt goes to NC... Doug goes to the state fair... Talk of dogs... Watching the Olympics...or not... A movie about selling secrets to the Ruskies... Matt totally blanks on an important question... Is there such a thing as a beautiful vagina...or a beautiful penis? All this, plus a reveal of Doug's last 80's movie…

Clocked in way shorter than expected... Matt gets preferred parking... Doug shames an opposing coach... Doug has connection issues... The beautiful penis' paramour checks in... Can the high from WoK be continued... Does the search hold up to scrutiny... And an anniversary... All this and more this week as we dive into...…

Matt and Doug are recovering from not being on the river... Hungover and tired is no way to go through life son... A play by play break-down of what went down after we lost access to the cabin where we used to canoe... The last trip? Who knows...

A vetoed movie boomerangs back for discussion thanks to the death of one of its stars... Should it have stayed vetoed? Trump dodges a bullet... Friends...what does it mean? Is this Doug or Matt's movie? 210 films in, where does Popeye rank, is it rank? If you haven't seen it already, go check out No Way Out with Kevin Costner. It's awesome... All t…

A month later than expected we finally get to see the guy from CSI's dong... Judging nipples... Matt losing his jackin' lotion... Adrenaline junkies... Do we actually know what happened in this movie... A movie that is as much about style as it is about substance... All this plus the can gets kicked down the road another week as more celebrities di…

Matt is alive...kind of. Doug takes a pee... Not a political podcast, but we can't not address the elephant in the room... Both realize they don't deserve their wives... We honor Martin Mull...without acknowledging it. Lots of cuck and other c-word talk. Betamax Rewind has their first video, let us know if you want to see it... Will we ever get to …

Honoring a Legend Matt's on drugs... Doug forgot the Facebook post... Lots of guns being described... Lots of movies Matt has never seen talked about... Does a Doug all-timer hold up? Does Matt like the film? All that and we look forward to getting back to 80s films...

A Hitchcockian thriller or a massive disappointment? Matt becomes a mentor... A teacher pleads for the youth to stay in school so they don't end up like Doug... Ethics of cheating... And how wives have improved lives... Ethics of reporting crimes... A legend will be honored... Star Wars somehow continues to dig down... Matt's expiration comes ever …

Matt has a cold heart, but he'll be dead soon so it's no bother. Tipping talk... Matt has psychic powers... A cult classic... Is it trash or is it great... 80s muffs... Dead dogs... Uncomfortable moments... Nazis... And much more...

Matt's gonna die... Independent Matt is dead... Jen is old... Can you hit a woman... Lots of parent related stuff... Took four years, but finally wife of show Jen makes a full appearance... A classic 80s movie is finally discussed... Let's dance...

Apparently Matt is passive aggressive... Can you be hot without a soul... Is sex work harder for men or women... Doug makes up a bunch of female body parts that don't exist... White pants, required by law... Kids as projectiles... Dogs as shields... Next week should be interesting... All this and more as Matt and Doug raise the mast on:…

Matt (tries to) give an apology... May December relationships... Wearing underwear... Commencement speeches... Hanging dong... Sex workers... And other stuff...

Podcast goes a little longer than it has recently... Matt tries to figure out how to cheat... Matt and Doug are old... A special guest in the middle of the podcast... Does anybody ride for free? Cops... Can Doug get off the losing streak? Matt and Doug beg someone to sue them... All that and more...

Wednesday night terror... Bury your pets, bury your kids, bury your wives...or don't. Doug takes a bath... Is this movie just a series of bad decisions one after the other? How Matt learned to spell cemetery... Does Matt believe in God... How many Star Trek references will come up? Ethics. Just ethics... Lastly can Doug keep his streak alive?…