Municipal government: a trap that catches those too incompetent, too corrupt, too incompetent even for national politics. And the greatest of these, the mayor - the highest political office one can hope to reach with a truly oppositional personality or a crack addiction. Mattie Lubchansky, Riley Quinn and November Kelly are teaming up to make a podcast investigating these mayors. From petty Bonapartes to flagrant mafiosi, these are their stories. Every other week, we'll have an episode on th ...
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Mattie Lubchansky and Clayton Ashley figure out what the hell was going on in culture in the early 2000s while they wade through episodes of Star Trek: Enterprise
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Guys is a show about different types of guys and even some specific guys. I will be investigating the weirdest, dumbest, and silliest guys on the internet!
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A comedy oriented podcast about how everything is getting worse.
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Welcome to Gender Reveal, a podcast about nonbinary and transgender folks. Join us as we interview notable trans guests, analyze current events, answer advice questions and get a little bit closer to understanding what the heck gender is.
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Turn on your mayor conditioners - the Mayortaculus is down this week for scheduled maintenance. Join us on the bonus feed for a mega municipal roundup. Hyah! nogodsnomayors.com
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Guys: Episode 120 - College Guys with Spencer Hall
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1:20:23We had Spencer Hall (@Edsbs on bsky) on to talk about college guys. We checked in on some frats, some guys that wanna lie about their age but not for creepy reasons. I talk a bit about one of my professors and we talk about college athletics and, again, old guys There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, …
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This week, Clayton and Mattie watch episode 17 of season 1, "Fusion," and talk about February 27, 2001. Please enter our new and experimental mind meld. With your permission, of course! The news this week is: heavy! The episode is: Fine! You can support Clayton + his comrades here.
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Greetings, municipality fans! This one starts out funny but ends up sad – much like the career of our guy here. Behold: The Oaf's Lament. Municipal meeting minutes include: Riley’s face sand table, oaf credentials, why is this pamphlet chained up?, the dusty pediment at the Kennedy School, the mayor has two bodies, the jeans runner, accidental disc…
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Guys: Episode 119 - Classic Rock Guys III With Chris Wade
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1:36:16It is that time of year again. It is the only squeakquel that we do. We checked in on the classic rock guys after their best time of the year, the rock and roll hall of fame inductions. We had our friend Chris Wade on the show to check in with Michael Noland who is in rare form this year and some reddit freaks who are very mad about some of their f…
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Tuck chats with writer Harron Walker (she/her). Topics include: Sleepaway Camp (1983) vs They/Them (2022) Making sense of GSA Day of Silence circa 2007 Advice for women who keep accidentally dating eggs Ways that even “supportive” adults influence trans kids’ genders Plus: The Marshafication of Cecilia Gentili, Bill Clinton’s death in a tragic saxo…
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Greetings, citizens! This week, we cover Miami's "Bitcoin Mayor," Mr. "How Can I Help?" himself, Francis Suarez. This is a bonus episode! You can slot exactly 1 MiamiCoin into the podcast machine* in order to receive this episode. (* - 5 dollars into nogodsnomayors.com)
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Where could Enterprise S1E16 "Shuttlepod One" be taking place? Well, we find out, as well as what was going on in the culture the week of February 13, 2002. Pop in your DVD copy of Rollerball and settle in – who knows when rescue could come!
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Guys: Episode 118 - Entrepreneur Guys with Your Kickstarter Sucks
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1:34:56We had Mike and Jesse on from Your Kickstarter Sucks on the show to talk about entrepreneurs. We also devolved into talking about Insomnia Cookies, my doctors, and Costco. But we did end up talking about some dumb guys' business ideas which included some AI productivity hacks and inventions that already exist Mike and Jesse are on patreon and they …
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I am joined by 19-year old alcoholic musician Jim E. Brown to discuss his life of constant pain and misery. Catch him in Toronto on May 9 at Collective Arts! ~~~ Please email complaints, suggestions, or requests to [email protected] Thank you for listening. Explicit Content Warning. You WERE warned. That's what the little E signifies. ★ Suppo…
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Greeting quadropods! This week on the free episode, we talk about TWO medium large mayors: The “WhatsApp Mayor” of Bom Jardin Brazil, Lidiane Leite da Silva, and the long-promised London Kentucky’s Randall Weddle (Mr. Pedophile Parade Himself) biography. Municipal meeting minutes include: A Minneapolis Hello, Apostolic Roundup, The subsidized Girlb…
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Guys: Episode 117 -Monster Truck Guys with Tim Faust
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1:30:33We had Tim Faust @Crulge on the show to talk about Monster Truck Guys. Has Monster Jam ruined a once great institution by getting rid of car crushing? Is Bigfoot better than Grave Digger and why isn't Bigfoot competing? We read Ticketmaster reviews and some amazon reviews! There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guy…
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Tuck and Mckenzee chat about the big knife in Moonstruck (1987), pizza mnemonics, blue foods, trans vibing, and the special cat that David Lynch invented for Dune (1984). Listen to the full episode on Patreon to hear additional movie reviews and recommendations, plus our medical histories(?!), cat updates, lite gossip, tips for being normal, and mu…
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PREVIEW: Fiorello La Guardia (with Calvin Kasulke)
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10:57This week, we cover possibly the best mayor the podcast, nay, the world has ever seen? Municipal meeting minutes include: Choose your Columbo, a bowling ball I hate, Hepatitis B(eef), Selling Teddy Roosevelt some boots with your shirt off, stroking a firefighter’s cheekbone, Ominous Noises, mAyOr3, and municipal Itchy and Scratchy. This is an episo…
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Guys: Episode 116 - Satanic Guys with Howell Dawdy
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1:17:33Hello ladies and gentlemen, come with us on a journey to completely not understand satanic guys. We had Howell Dawdy to try to figure out what these satanic guys believe. We learn about Anton Lavey and we check in with Count Jackula. There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a dee…
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This week on the free feed: A guy who loves to have his wives die, and also to go to Europe. Municipal meeting minutes include: Bakingmore Cookieland, The Uncle’s Price, Eric Adams: Unhobbled, getting sucked off by a Rockefeller, Go Chasers!, My two-year election beard, My wife may be dead but it's Herring season, The big hole where all the Guiteau…
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Guys: Episode 115 - Psychedelic Guys with Dead Blossom Jesse
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1:45:02There are episodes where I struggle to find things to goof on because I am kinda one of the guys, that is the case this week. Don't worry, we found things to goof on. We brought our friend from the Goo Crew (who will not accept our application due to our left wing politics) Dead Blossom Jesse on to talk about guys who love drugs. There are some div…
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Shran fans rejoice! We discuss the season 1 episode "Shadows of P'Jem" and baby? Daddy (Shran) is home (in the episode!!!) Meanwhile in 2001, the New England Patriots and also their friend Bono are here to make us so mad for some reason.
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Tuck chats with author Caro De Robertis (they/them). Topics include: Caro’s oral history work with trans, genderqueer, and two-spirit elders of color Why Spanish can be more gender-affirming than English How Caro’s knowledge of South American dictatorships informs their perspective on US politics Why Black trans women were encouraged to detransitio…
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This week we’re talking about Salvadoran Pete Campbell and also [no spoilers for Nova’s theory], Nayib Bukele, who you might know from the news as being Comprador Hitler. Municipal meeting minutes include: We talk about the popcorn man finally, a less funny coup as well, EldestSon_finalFINAL.docx, I ❤️ N, my brother Grima Wormtongue, and an end to …
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Head on over to our Patreon and listen to the whole thing! Just one dollar a month! We take a journey back to the heady days of the late 90s: Stuart Little and Santana are there, history has ended, and we're Blue (Da ba dee da ba di). Oh, and somehow a movie that got hacked to pieces in the edit ended up being one of the greatest spoof movies of al…
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Guys: Episode 114 - Rant Guys with Maddie Weiner
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1:30:09This week on Guys we had stand up comedian Maddie Weiner on to talk about rant guys, I swear we didn't plan to have two Maddies in a row but it is kinda cool that we did. We checked in with r/rant and then we looked at some of our guys ranting. Denis Leary and Dennis Miller get reviewed and we listened to some toastmaster rants. See Maddie's tour d…
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William Armacost (with Julian Feeld)
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1:24:44Alright, citizens! Grab a fresh bushel of lavender and take a big sniff. We go Sequimming with QAA’s Julien Feeld! Municipal meeting minutes include: chomo parade update, mayorotic asphyxiation, the 128th annual Miss Irrigation, save our squim, portlandia for being a fascist, coughing with the mayor, the year of kindness, Mike Pence II, RT for mole…
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Guys: Episode 113 - Coffee Guys with Mattie Lubchansky
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1:31:38The patreon voted and we listened. This week we had Mattie Lubchansky on the show to talk about coffee guys. Why does this equipment cost so much? How do I tell my wife that she sucks at coffee? Can we make clear coffee? Find this out and more!! Pre-Order Mattie's book Simplicity! There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for …
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This week, Mattie and Clayton talk about season 1 episode 14 "Sleeping Dogs," in which some Klingons...do something?? while their ship sinks into something or other. Meanwhile, in the year 2001, the "Real West Wing" airs.
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Happy Trans Day of Having a Nice Snack! In this bonus episode, Tuck and Ozzy chat with author Jeanne Thornton (she/her) about ‘90s chatrooms, masking quizzes, community open mics, second-person narration, a possible Plot Conflict Trans Misery Industrial Complex, and hidden crossover events in the Jeanne Thornton literary universe. Listen to the ful…
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PREVIEW: Kwame Kilpatrick with Joe Kassabian
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10:19Greetings, local residents! We’re joined this week by Lions Lead by Donkeys' and Detroiter Joe Kassabian, to talk about actual mayor and area man Kwame Kilpatrick. Head on over to the Patreon to hear the full ep. And if you're in Chicago or Minneapolis, come see Mattie on tour!
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Guys: Episode 112 - Umpire/Referees with Dan Duvall
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1:33:39We talked about some of the toughest guys In the world, referees! The guys that follow the rules. Dan Duvall came on to talk about the brave version of a Loss Prevention type job. How do you deal with a 12 year old punching you and telling you to fuck off? I think these guys have a bright future on Guys+ There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.c…
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Many of you wrote in about this mayor, named the worst in America, and she definitely needed her own episode. How lucky that she was next in the order! Municipal meeting minutes include: We talk about the Coens again, the order sings its song, a moistened town, the fungal mayor, the cop king rolling at me very slowly, illegal truck parties, Eurotri…
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Guys: Episode 111 - Auction Guys with Luke Taylor
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1:32:35The Guysery re-opens TODAY! 12pmPST, 9amPST for Patrons! www.theguysery.com We had Luke Taylor https://www.twitch.tv/thelukeman from the Goo Crew to talk about auctions. We look at a political auction, then we move to some really weird reviews of some of the big auction houses. I actually cannot figure out how to do it. So learn how the auctions wo…
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This week, Clayton and Mattie talk about culture the week of January 23, 2002 and S1E13: Dear Doctor. We talk about the madness that occurred over the holidays at the end of 2001 and into early 2002, and also a PHLOX! heavy ep of Enterprise. Let's go!
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Ozzy and Tuck chat with philosopher Talia Mae Bettcher (she/her). Topics include: Creating a theory of trans oppression beyond the “wrong body” and “beyond the binary” accounts How clothing can be part of an abusive system of forced disclosure “Let’s meditate on genitalia if we can for a moment” Why are there so many terfs in philosophy?? Plus: Pho…
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For the bonus episode this week, we check in with a bunch of past guests and also a very drunken Floridian. Listen to the whole thing over on the mayoral benevolent feed at Nogodsnomayors.com! City hall meeting minutes include: Getting uncle-chopped in Fiume, “reading an indictment” voice, No mailbox formed against me shall prosper, the medium is w…
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Guys: Episode 110 - MMA Guys with Felix Biederman *Repost*
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1:43:55We brought our pal Felix back to talk about MMA Guys. We met the Socrates of MMA Guys, Could an MMA guy beat up a Chimp? Is Krav Maga a good fighting style? We also showed Felix the new Opie prank channel. The audio was a bit 'fucky' so I reuploaded a fixed version. If it's still bad then I'm doing a bit -Chris There is more Chris at https://www.pa…
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Guys: Episode 110 - MMA Guys with Felix Biederman
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1:43:55We brought our pal Felix back to talk about MMA Guys. We met the Socrates of MMA Guys, Could an MMA guy beat up a Chimp? Is Krav Maga a good fighting style? We also showed Felix the new Opie prank channel. The audio was a bit 'fucky' so I reuploaded a fixed version. If it's still bad then I'm doing a bit -Chris There is more Chris at https://www.pa…
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Bonus: Trans Day of Snack 2025 with Jerika Che
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39:10Tuck explains this year’s Trans Day of Snack celebrations — which includes the opportunity to organize a Gender Reveal-funded gathering! — before chatting with Seattle Trans Joy’s Jerika Che (they/them). Topics include: How do I organize a Trans Day of Snack event in my area? How do I choose a location? How can I spread the word? What safety measur…
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A Serious Woman ft. Mattie Lubchansky
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1:14:23Writer, Cartoonist, Musician and generally talented multi-hyphenate Mattie Lubchansky is here to discuss the most powerful thing you can do in the face of an encroaching hopelessness: little jokes and cartoons. We also discuss her book Boys Weekend and the intense flimsiness and tackiness of the aesthetics of modern wealth. ~~~ Please email complai…
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Join us this week for a particularly blasphemous episode, just in time for lent! Mayor November takes us on a historical tour of the little fascist statelet that wasn't, R̶i̶j̶e̶k̶a̶ Fiume C̶r̶o̶a̶t̶i̶a̶ Italy and its very normal guy leader, Gabriele D'Annunzio. Municipal meeting minutes include: The tragedy of mayorship, Posting (forum), Pathologi…
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