Best Now Entering Clatfartburg Podcasts (2025)

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29 - Gator Swamp Mansion (A Coffee Shop) 58:45

9h ago58:45

58:45

We finally let ourselves loose on creating a themed local which resulted in this episode title. Don't question it, it will make sense! (Kind of) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg…

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28 - Crispy Fest Carnival '25 54:41

14d ago54:41

54:41

Welcome back to Crispy Fest! This year's theme is Carnival so prepare yourself for fried food, strange performances, and lots of romance. We visit some of your favorite folks such as Kermit Hastings, the Gay Hardy Boys, Barnacle Crispin, and more! You may have noticed we released TWO episodes this week! In our other ep, we run through everything th…

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A Recap of Year One 43:26

14d ago43:26

43:26

In an attempt to make this podcast not completely hostile to new listeners, we sat down and recorded a rapid fire recap of the first year of this podcast. Use this to catch back up, or as a place to start! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la c…

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27 - The Blacksmith's Forge 57:56

28d ago57:56

57:56

To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00…

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26 - CFB News 1:00:33

1M ago1:00:33

1:00:33

This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus cont…

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25 - The Beautification Association Lawn Awards: Edgars Family Values 59:37

2M ago59:37

59:37

It's the neighborhood smack-down of the century! The local homeowners are competing in a best lawn competition, which is honestly more of a venue for a dysfunctional family to publicly compete with one another. But also there is a lawn that is beach. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership…

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24 - The Archeological Dig 56:49

2M ago56:49

56:49

What secrets lie beneath the surface of Clatfartburg? Explore the archeological finds that reveal new layers to our beloved town. Beware: what you find may disturb you! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and…

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23 - How Kermit Hastings Found His Shimmer 58:02

3M ago58:02

58:02

Ding ding ding! We're checking in to this episode about one of Clatfartburgs hotels! Oh... you're asking about the title. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! The episode is about a hotel <3. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Ti…

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22 - The Dog Park 56:10

3M ago56:10

56:10

Grab your tennis balls and your nearest pup, we're going to the Clatfartburg Dog Park! Like any good Clatfartburg establishment, this dog park has themes, a surprise celebrity guest appearance, and a cage for humans. Enjoy! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content…

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21 - The Boot Warehouse 58:21

4M ago58:21

58:21

YEEE HAWWWWW! Come on down to the Boot Warehouse! Located off of the interstate, this warehouse of footwear will get you to think outside the boot. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartb…

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20 - FXV/CFB Airport 1:00:58

4M ago1:00:58

1:00:58

What happens when two rival towns are forced to share an airport? Turbulence! Buckle up as we create the perfect airport that is most certainly palatable to those who are not from Clatfartburg. Come learn about Faxville’s origin story, their famous designer handbag line, and their battle to regain any control of the design of this airport from Clat…

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19 - Mistybrook Cove Kingdom Retirement Community 49:29

5M ago49:29

49:29

Do you know what retirement needs? MORE QUESTS. MORE QUESTS TO RECOVER THE AMULET OF THE SCREECHING DRAGON. In this episode we create the ideal retirement community, complete with a pirate themed physical therapy office. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we…

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18 - Crispmas 1:01:56

5M ago1:01:56

1:01:56

MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg. Recent bonus content: A Banana-esque Mirror: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery! We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some insp…

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17 - Clatfartburg's Public Transportation 59:46

6M ago59:46

59:46

All aboard!! In this episode we establish the public transporation system of Clatfartburg. Take a scenic ride on the Hop-On-Hop-Off Frog Ferry or take a rest on the crab bench seats of the underwater themed bus. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made …

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16 - The Thing in The Woods 58:53

6M ago58:53

58:53

We shall finally speak about The Thing in The Woods We Do Not Speak Of! Journey into the unknown and unveil a secret that’s been kept for over half a century. Survey the scene, act fast, and don't get played by whatever exists out there among the trees... To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membe…

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15 - The Crispy Leaf Harvest Fest 1:03:12

7M ago1:03:12

1:03:12

Put on your scarves and sweaters because its autumn! And what better way is there to celebrate the season than to go to a farmhouse chic festival hosted by the New Smythe Distillery with an inexplicable fairy theme! Be sure to say "Hello!" to the Jim Parson's animatronic as you visit! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There …

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14 - The Mayoral Election '24 (You get to vote!) 56:07

7M ago56:07

56:07

The 2024 election is upon us and it is time to vote for your new Mayor of Clatfartburg! Your vote will have effects on the Clatfartburg storyline. The two candidates have discussed their platforms, policies, and plans for "The Most Place on Earth" in this episode. Please vote responsibly as the world's fate is in your hands! Or something like that.…

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13 - Barnacle Crispin's Ghost Tour 1:01:06

7M ago1:01:06

1:01:06

To celebrate spooky season, we decided it was time to go on the spookiest tour in all of Clatfartburg! Have you heard the tale of the haunted fountain? What about the evil gate? Learn all these, and more, on Barnacle Crispin's Sea Faring Ghost Tour! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership,…

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12 - The Public Library 57:43

8M ago57:43

57:43

Come check out the Clatfartburg Public Library! Enjoy a unique summer reading program involving a mystical quest, special celebrity guests, and amazing prizes! In need of an anamotronic? The library's got you covered! Be sure to grab your collectible library card and get to reading. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There yo…

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11 - New Smythe Distillery, Tavern, Taphouse, Christmas Tree Farm, and Absinthe, and Lavender Farm 1:01:14

8M ago1:01:14

1:01:14

Bottoms up, folks! It's time to visit the establishment with the longest name and the sparklingiest absinthe. In this episode we discuss Clatfartburg's distillery with a distinct silicon valley meets REI vibe. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a …

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10 - The UFO Club 1:03:45

9M ago1:03:45

1:03:45

Do you feel alienated when you dress as an alien? Do you enjoy frisbee sports? Are you trying to make it into Improv Level II? Then UFO Club is here for you! Bring your favorite dish to potluck (NO dessert!!) and embrace your fellow alien lovers. Meetings are every day. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join ou…

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9 - The Clatfartburg Botanical Garden 59:48

9M ago59:48

59:48

Join us on a visit to Clatfartburg's most mediocre, car dearlership controlled botanical garden! To make the most of your visit, avoid the edges of the park. Stuff gets weird there! We also spend a large portion of this episode discussing a dog whose sole purpose is to pee on a plant, just to give you a heads up for whats in store. To support the p…

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8 - The Clatfartburg Shopping Mall 59:04

10M ago59:04

59:04

Go back in time to as we craft the golden age of the Clatfartburg Shopping Mall! Windowshop the vendors who most certainly went out of business before the new milennia. If you get hungry, no worries - the mall has an excent (and speedy!) food court forray for the picking. And make sure you have those traveler's checks at the ready for this week's e…

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7 - Clatfartburg Community College 53:30

10M ago53:30

53:30

Get your thinking caps on and get down to the campus bookstore because its time to enroll in Clatfartburg Community College! Will you take a course on Slipperology? Join the Historical Food Preservation Society? Follow in the footsteps of Sue-Anne Interflueve and become a renowned jingle-maker? These topics, and more, on today's episode. To support…

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6 - The S.S. Clatfartbarge River Tour 1:01:27

11M ago1:01:27

1:01:27

Beat the summer heat and embark on an exhilarating river tour aboard the S.S. Clatfartbarge! This unique river tour through Clatfartburg offers a glimpse of the town’s historic landmarks and captivating local legends. Enjoy the rush as you zoom past these sites while your lively captain shares tales of days gone by (as well as too-personal anechdot…

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5 - The Charity Hockey Match 1:01:21

11M ago1:01:21

1:01:21

GET READY FOR THE GAME OF A CENTURY! TWO RIVALS FACE OF IN A MATCH WITH SO MANY RULES! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE MAJESTY OF THE PROSPECTOR AND THE MASTERFUL SPINS AND LIFTS OF THE PLAYERS! It's charity hockey match time! To support the podcast, head on over to clatfarburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we'v…

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4 - The Trout Scouts 1:03:34

12M ago1:03:34

1:03:34

Need something snazzy to add to your college application? Why not join the Trout Scouts of Clatfartburg! Who needs to be an Eagle Scout when you can earn the even BETTER rank of Silver Salamander? You can also earn unique badges you won’t find in any other scouting organizations (yes, you can build your own dam with Trout Scouts!). Don’t forget to …

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3 - Crafting Clatfartburg's Ultimate Theme Restuarant 56:34

12M ago56:34

56:34

There are many great places on this earth, but few are as great as the theme restuarant. Where else can one dine among questionable animatronics, read overly long menus struggling to justify their own existence and piss in the confines of a themed bathroom stall. Today, we bring the magic of the themed dining experience to Clatfartburg. Or do we? I…

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Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode Three Teaser 15:12

12M ago15:12

15:12

Hello! This is the final teaser we will be posting on this feed, so be sure to follow Now Entering Clatfartburg to keep up with us. Toodle-hoo! Find us here on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-entering-clatfartburg/id1743679889?app=podcast Or here on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Mj1ImZy59KYmWG4KCcM5Z?si=161939530adb49a1 Y…

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Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode 2 Museum Teaser 17:51

1y ago17:51

17:51

Another little appetizer for the new podcast we're doing, Now Entering Clatfartburg! You can listen to the full episode about Clatfartburg's Public Museum here, as well as all the new socials!: https://linktr.ee/clatfartburg

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2 - The Public Museum of Clatfartburg 55:17

1y ago55:17

55:17

Get ready for a field trip that is sure to provide you with enough education to win 3rd place on trivia night! Clatfartburg’s Public Museum hosts a myriad of artificats and exhibits covering history, art, and science. Despite the founders’ ongoing feud, the museum has united the community by sharing Clatfartburg’s precious history and discoveries, …

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1 - Clatfartburg's Annual Crispy-fest 1:07:30

1y ago1:07:30

1:07:30

You are Now Entering Clatfartburg, a town with endless lore that we your hosts, Elaine and Felicia, plan to explore! For the first episode of this world-building podcast, we invite you to the town's Annual Crispy-fest honoring their town mascot, Crispy the Talking Bass. The festival has historically been a huge success, but there's something ominou…

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Now Entering Clatfartburg: The First 15 Minutes of Episode One 18:33

1y ago18:33

18:33

OUR NEW PODCAST IS HERE!!! And by here we specifically mean in the town of Clatfartburg. We wanted to post the first 15 minutes of our first episode to serve as a little teaser for the town, an amuse bouche if you will. Listen to the first episode here on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-entering-clatfartburg/id1743679889?app=podcas…

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115 - The WonkAwards: A Wonka Watch Finale 2:06:05

1y ago2:06:05

2:06:05

WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Join us in our final celebration of Wonka in the form of our live broadcast from the Multi-versal Wonka Squad hosted WonkAwards. In our defense, we did ask them to host a graduation, but we really should have seen this coming. So hang out in the booth with us and listen to one of the worst awards shows ever produced! Afterwar…

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Watch Wonka With Wonka Watch - A Wonka (2023) Commentary Track 2:04:43

1y ago2:04:43

2:04:43

We're watching Wonka for the SECOND TIME EVER and you can join us! We wanted to have an extra week to perfect the grand finale, and we realized it was a perfect opportunity to make a commentary track for the film. Also, Felicia finally eats a Goo Goo Cluster. Our finale will be airing March 27th! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to f…

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114 - How Powerful is Timmy Wonka? 1:17:48

1y ago1:17:48

1:17:48

It’s time for philosophy class, Wonka Scholars! We delve into the highly anticipated topic of Timmy Wonka's power ranking within the illustrious Wonka dynasty. With just one more episode to go after this, the tension is palpable as we scrutinize where Timmy Wonka falls amongst the ranks of his chocolate-making predecessors. For our FINAL EPISODE, w…

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113 - Listenerpalooza 3 1:15:53

1+ y ago1:15:53

1:15:53

Are you ready to party, Wonka Scholars? Because it’s time for the LAST LISTENERPALOOZA! We share and react to your submissions including wild Wonka anecdotes, fan fiction, and a 65 page manuscript to name just a few. Thumbnail art by listener LC @praggmatic on Tumblr! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram…

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112 - Crowning Wonka's Worst Lyric 1:06:42

1+ y ago1:06:42

1:06:42

Look we might like Wonka (2023), but that doesn't mean we don't have critiques! And if you're talking about the lyrics specifically, we apparently have more than an hours worth. Join us as we discuss the songs from Wonka divorced from the source, rank them all, and have a heated debate on Wonka's -ocolate based crimes. To keep up-to-date on all thi…

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111 - The Movie Novelization 1:14:18

1+ y ago1:14:18

1:14:18

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected] If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a sho…

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110 - Elaine's IHOP Wonka Menu Review 1:02:34

1+ y ago1:02:34

1:02:34

Due to the Great Wonka Flood, we were not able to experience the Wonka IHOP menu together as originally planned. Do not fret though, because Elaine has taken one for the team and is here to report back on her IHOP journey. Plus, we get visited by our old friend GQ. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, a…

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