On today’s show, Uranus emits more heat than previously thought. Then, a Florida man starts a fire baking cookies on his George Foreman Grill. Next, a Florida woman refuses to pay for her meal, then punches a cop in the nuts. Finally, We’ll tell you the revolting facts about nose picking.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, a foul mouthed parrot stuck up a tree, insults firefighters trying to rescue him. Then, 2 neighbors are at odds over a pet potbelly pig. Next, registration is now open to run naked in a 5k race. Finally, you won’t believe what was happening in a shed display at a Lowe’s in Louisiana.…

On today’s show, Finally, science names a moth after Donald Trump. Next, a raccoon is busted while smoking meth. Then, eating bugs, coming to a dinner table near you. Finally, we’ll visit a quinceanera…..for a cat.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, a Mom orders a unicorn for her daughter’s birthday, the laughs begin when it shows up. Next, at another child’s party, a bear shows up uninvited and hungry. Then, a man dressed as a bear commits insurance fraud. Finally, a kangaroo is on the loose in Alabama.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, neighbors demand answers after rampant masturbation takes over a park in Seattle. Next, did you know air fryers can heighten arousal? Finally, what the hell is a fart walk? I’ll explain.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, a 3 alarm fire caused by burning sex toys on Staten Island. Next, we'll tell you about a test that proves how gross airplane seats are. Then, get ready for the first sperm race, live from Hollywood! Finally, find out about Moosevision, live from Sweden!By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, we’ll meet a woman who colors Easter eggs in her toilet. Next, a surgeon gets in hot water over texting a patient's privates. Then we'll wrap things up with some finger lickin’ good toothpaste and an animal story.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, a New Jersey Police Chief is in hot water for being a workplace bully. Next, we’ll catch up with the Delhi poop and run thief. Then I’ll tell you about a mayor in North Dakota caught spanking the monkey.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, a man claims he was shot by his dog while laying in bed. Then, a self-driving Tesla crashes into a wall painted to look like a road. Finally, need to boost your memory? you won't believe what scientists have discovered,By Philzer Productions

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On today’s show, a man’s manhood gets snake bit. Then, we now know how many Americans pee in the shower. Finally, a man tries a new way to smuggle a turtle into the country.... via his pants!By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, it’s total chaos in Sri Lanka, where one monkey knocked out the country’s entire power grid. Then it’s more monkey business, as a study reveals taking a leak is contagious among chimps.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, we’ll get the 411 on all Penis facts from the Penis Museum (yes, there really is such a place). Next, the couple that dumpster dives together stays together. Finally, I’ll reveal the backstory behind the name of Steely Dan and it's dark, dirty and hilarious!By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, I'll report on the shocking murder of the Duolingo green owl. Then, I’ll introduce you to the woman who lost 30 pounds on a diet of meat and butter. Finally, the tale of fake complaints about loud sex posted on Reddit.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, He’s got spunk, what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space. Next, I’ll give you the 411 on reusable toilet wipes. Then, we’ll meet a teacher who identifies as a cat and hisses at students. Those and other pointless stories coming your way!By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, an alarming increase in sex abuse of horses in Switzerland. Next, a Taiwanese plastic surgeon performs his own vasectomy. And sausage vending machines are all the rage in Germany Those stories and others just as disturbing are coming your way.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, fossilized vomit is declared a national treasure in Denmark. Next, stick reviews on Tik Tok are now a thing! That’s right, sticks made of wood on the ground. Finally, the results are in for those with a bashful bladder.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, a dumpster diver for 4 years has no regrets. Then, I’ll give you the 411 on ancient Roman public bathrooms. Finally, a loosely related story from the modern day Roman Empire known as Florida.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, anti-tank mines are found at Ikea? Next, Pigs and Iguanas are in this week’s animal roundup Finally, I’ll dish out the 411 on performing better in sports and it all starts in the bathroom.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, would you like to be a dog for a day, I’ll tell you how. Then, North Korea bans divorce……and hot dogs. Finally, if you want to make a Gen Z person nervous, just make a phone call to them.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, I’ll introduce you to the latest in pro active underwear. Then, we’ll learn how science is using whale poop to save our oceans. Finally, stupid kid tricks rise to new levels of creativity.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, find out what happens when an Only Fans star meets a hot Santa. Then, we’ll meet the man with a real boner, that is in fact, bone. Finally, I’ll tell you about a bathroom hack that will help you poop after eating a low fiber meal.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, roaches and used condoms make for carefree traveling. Next, the latest search results on Pornhub for 2024. Then, we’ll wrap things up with some bizarre farming news.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, we’ll start things off with our crappy holiday gift guide. Then, in a related story, a new way to get cows to fart less. Finally, the couple that farts together, stays together.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, death by tanning bed in Indiana. Then, in Florida (where else?) a lapdance at a strip club goes sideways. Next a report on the collateral damage after overeating on Thanksgiving. Those and other pointless news stories coming your way!By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, sex with robots awaits all of us in the future. Then, trombone players are named the best musicians in bed. Finally, a Nova Scotia teacher is busted for running an Only Fans site by the Royal Canadian Mounties.By Philzer Productions

On today’s show, a man vacationing in Vegas got his nut sack stung by a scorpion. Then, Scientists discover rats enjoy driving. Finally, we’ll learn why NASA is complaining about high winds coming out of Uranus, making it hard to probe.By Philzer Productions

In this episode, I'll report on the bright idea Russia has to solve their diminishing population crisis. It's creating a Ministry Of Sex, complete with financial incentives to literally screw around on company time. Then, I introduce you to Bridget and her very well hung husband Aldo and how she accomodates him so to speak. Finally, I have the resu…

In this episode, I'll tell you about a blood thirsty otter and the child it nearly sent to a watery grave. Then, Pnut the squirrel is abducted by the local pet detective and it doesn't end well for Pnut. Finally, I'll report on this year's bat beauty contest in Oregon. Such is the state of entertainment in Oregon.…

On today’s show, shit happens when a woman confronts her entitled neighbor about not picking up her dog’s poop. Then, cats get equal time on this podcast. I'll tell you about the swell time a commercial jet pilot had, when he got attacked by a stray cat in mid-flight. Finally, airport staff observe a man walking strangely and I’ll tell you the gold…

On today’s show, we’ll tell you about the different ways other animal species poop, because we all need to know, right? Then, we’ll go to Germany, where a brand new firehouse burned to the ground. I'll tell you the awesomely stupid reason why. Next, a cop in Georgia calls for backup, so he can whine about his botched order at the local Burger King.…

In this maiden voyage episode of Pointless Global News, first I'll report on a knife fight at a nursing home over some canned meat. Next, you'll learn about the business juggernaut that is Rat Taxidermy. Imagine frozen dead rats turned into showgirls, it's totally awesome! Then, the Governor of Massachusetts steps in, to save Nibi The Diva Beaver. …