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Above The Law Part 1 1:27:52

10d ago1:27:52

1:27:52

Text Cap and The Monk! No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! R…

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Robert Liston (Or F##k The Jersey City Post Office) 1:14:38

20d ago1:14:38

1:14:38

Text Cap and The Monk! Today we learn about the highest recorded fatality rate in a single surgery, clown on Jimmithy Renee Bond some more and bring horses to justice....and Fuck you Jersey City Post Office! You can eat all the dicks! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perver…

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The Cake Is A Lie (Or Random Rambles se7en) 1:29:51

26d ago1:29:51

1:29:51

Text Cap and The Monk! The Time has finally come! H2Dub Vs Above The Law!!!......allegedly Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and parti…

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A History That's Hard2Watch (Or What We're Missing In Schools) 49:40

1M ago49:40

49:40

Text Cap and The Monk! Today finally and at long last we learn the true story of the epic origins of Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk! This is what your teachers were afraid to tell you in school! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you lo…

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H2Dub Vs The Zombie Apocalypse (Featuring WillyWillWorxs) 1:18:35

2M ago1:18:35

1:18:35

Text Cap and The Monk! Special Guest Artist WillyWillWorXs joins the show to talk with Cap and The Monk about the poster he made specially for The Hard2Watch Podcast! Hijinks ensue! Check out the Hard2Watch Facebook link for information on how you can win exclusive free swag and follow Willy on Instagram and TikTok @WillyWillWorXs! Wrist control a …

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Sloppy The Psychotic 1:05:23

2M ago1:05:23

1:05:23

Text Cap and The Monk! A killer clown, a meager budget, Wish Jim Belushi, and some behind the scenes stories this time around as Cap knows the butt that gets the squeezins in this review of a drunken clown's rampage! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely …

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Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales Vol IV (Or Your Prince Is A Foot Pervert) 1:26:40

2M ago1:26:40

1:26:40

Text Cap and The Monk! Time to get tucked in because Cap is back with another bedtime story and this time it's a classic! Find out how it all went down in the OG version of Cinderella. There's death, there's lentils, there's mutilation, there's talking birds and a whole lot more! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of …

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Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales Vol III (Or A How To Sex Traffic a Flower) 53:36

2M ago53:36

53:36

Text Cap and The Monk! Cap is here to tell you a couple more bedtime tales to get you all snuggled up and ready for dreamland! This week he's going to tell you all about a crazy king, the filthy random hobo he makes his son's godfather, and the flower that boy would come to traffic against her will in defiance of all the laws of god and man! Get re…

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The1904 Olympic Marathon (Or Snake Oil Energy Dranks) 58:04

2M ago58:04

58:04

Text Cap and The Monk! In 1904 there was no such thing as Gatorade or energy drinks but the athletes of the 1904 Olympic Marathon found other ways to hydrate, like rat poison and eggs! Let the hallucinations and racing machinations begin! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot pe…

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Monkey Fight (Or A Man Walks Into A $#!+) 57:57

3M ago57:57

57:57

Text Cap and The Monk! Cap and the world are celebrating the iggles Superbowl victory with A story of man Vs monkey and the shit fight that ensues! We do some serious science in this one people! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love bein…

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Of Moobs And Men (Or An Ode To The Moose Knuckle) 51:16

3M ago51:16

51:16

Text Cap and The Monk! Never let it be said that we here at The Hard2Watch Podcast don't give the fans what they want. You asked us to discuss moobs and moose knuckles and you're gonna get it! Plus a little Chuck Tingle action to boot! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perve…

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Lawman 9 1:17:44

3M ago1:17:44

1:17:44

Text Cap and The Monk! Chief Steve and the Boys are back and this time they are taking on crack! Or at least they are trying their level best to find that crack. Meanwhile Fat Bald cop gets put on a leash and Seagal is eating bird beaks! It's another Jefferson Parrish adventure today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Wrist control a click onto them links …

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Humanity Is Hard2Watch (Or An H2Dub Sexual Education) 59:18

3M ago59:18

59:18

Text Cap and The Monk! Human sexuality is a fascinating topic and it's high time our heros got to the bottom of it! Clamp your love toys to your desks boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are going balls deep into human sexual depravity today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show…

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Video Game Villainy The Trial Mario Mario 1:31:16

3M ago1:31:16

1:31:16

Text Cap and The Monk! For decades Mario Mario has been on a reign of terror across not only the Mushroom Kingdom, but the world. Today Captain LAMOTU brings his case against a former plumber turned psychopath before The Felonious Monk, the third leading judge in war crimes trials. Will Mario finally be brought to justice for his many crimes? Will …

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A Libertarian Paradise Lost (To Bears) 1:50:54

4M ago1:50:54

1:50:54

Text Cap and The Monk! Grafton New Hampshire, a small unassuming town is descended upon by an army of Libertarians...fire, death, destruction, diarrhea, and bears ensue. A modern American tragedy, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! O…

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The Monks Book Corner Featuring Live And Let Die 1:29:55

4M ago1:29:55

1:29:55

Text Cap and The Monk! Legendary secret agent and UK national treasure Jimmithy Renee Bond is back! And this time he's somehow even more incompetent than he was the first time! Thrill to his globe-trotting adventures as he rampages through the east coast of the United States, destroying the lives of everyone he meets from New York city to St. Peter…

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2024 Was Hard2Watch (Or Winter Is Trumping) 1:19:40

4M ago1:19:40

1:19:40

Text Cap and The Monk! Happy New Year from The Hard2Watch Podcast! Let's celebrate by talking about some of the calamities that happened to us in 2024, talk the Canadian Council of Santas, make fun of Russian military ineptitude, figure out how to make Tim Horton's coffee palatable, learn about crazy bees and so much more! Yaaaaaaaay! Wrist control…

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Home Alone 4 Part 2 2:07:58

4M ago2:07:58

2:07:58

Text Cap and The Monk! The second part of your Crimmis present has arrived! We continue to explore the origin story of the Jigsaw killer, questionable parenting choices, questionable script writing choices, and Cap might even sing to you a little bit! The Last episode of 2024 is going out with a poorly designed trap! Yaaaay! Wrist control a click o…

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Home Alone 4 Part 1 1:58:13

4M ago1:58:13

1:58:13

Text Cap and The Monk! Merry Crimmis you filthy animals! The Hard2Watch Podcast has stuffed part 1 of our review of the epically terrible Home Alone 4 in your stocking this year! You must've been very very naughty.....Get ready to unravel the backstory of Kevin McCallister like never before. Find out what made him go from plucky young abuse victim …

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Randon Rambles 5 (The Revengeance) 1:23:06

4M ago1:23:06

1:23:06

Text Cap and The Monk! In this episode Cap is suffering some major jaw pain from what he thought was a wisdom tooth (turns out he would end up getting a piece of his jawbone removed. Yaaaay!) so he murders a bottle of tequila while saying offensive stuff and responding to the Monk's questions of Cyber trucks, Joe Rogan's stand-up stylings and more!…

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Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales Volume II (Or Let Me See Your Papers) 1:41:47

5M ago1:41:47

1:41:47

Text Cap and The Monk! It's getting late, almost time for bed. What better way to lull you to sleep than to have Cap crack open his story book to read you a couple more of his famous bedtime tales! This time we get the hottest new reality show featuring a mouse, a bird, and a sausage! See how the drama unfolds as this unlikely set of housemates try…

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Lawman 8 1:41:44

5M ago1:41:44

1:41:44

Text Cap and The Monk! Not going to lie, for months We thought we'd lost the audio to this episode but like a phoenix rising from the ashes, like victory snatched from the jaws of defeat, like a time machine not lost to the whims of fate, finally H2Dub Vs Lawman episode 8! Get ready for the most lore packed Lawman yet! This time with 50% more Steve…

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CHUD The Dud H2Double Feature 2:12:28

5M ago2:12:28

2:12:28

Text Cap and The Monk! The Hard2Watch Podcast brings you a Thanksgiving feast with our first ever Movie review Double feature as we devour the C.H.U.D. movie franchise! Two hilarious hosts, Two terrible movies, Two incredible hours, One epic show! Dig in! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you…

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The Hard2Watch Thanksgiving Special II 2:07:22

5M ago2:07:22

2:07:22

Text Cap and The Monk! It's Turkey Time again and Captain LAMOTU and The Monk invite you to join them at the table to say what we're thankful for this year! It's and H2Dub tradition! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty fo…

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Random Rambles IV (Or The Boys Are Getting Pretty Gay) 53:32

5M ago53:32

53:32

Text Cap and The Monk! Rick Flair is hammered, The Creator of Dillbert wants to debate, apples are wearing lab coats, and Frenchie is being totally gay! That's right, it's time for more of Cap and The Monk's Random Rambles! Further proof that we need to take these guy's microphones away....Enjoy! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us w…

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Monk's Book Corner Featuring Casino Royale 1:30:56

6M ago1:30:56

1:30:56

Text Cap and The Monk! The Monk is here to tell us how the legend of Jimmithy Bond all began as he breaks down the very first Bond Novel: Casino Royale. There's degenerate gambling, toxic masculinity, and more ball beatings and bacon and eggs than you can shake a carpet beater at! For Queen and Country! Wrist control a click onto them links and tel…

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The Patriot Part 2 1:35:16

6M ago1:35:16

1:35:16

Text Cap and The Monk! When a doctor (Question Mark?) gets paid in pie and cabinetry, a deadly virus breaks out, and hay bales start sniping cops, there's only one thing to do: Ride into the mountains to boil your piss and feed it to the troops of course! Join Cap and The Monk as they try to figure out just how the hell any of the characters in thi…

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The Patriot Part 1 1:36:19

6M ago1:36:19

1:36:19

Text Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk review history in this episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast as they dive balls deep into the first ever straight to video Steven Seagal feature film with no PPE! What happens when you mix an academy award winning director, the worlds preeminent Aiko master, and a book about a French Canadian? The Patriot is what…

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H2Dub's Top 20 Halloween Movies (Or Get Your Marathon On) 1:31:56

6M ago1:31:56

1:31:56

Text Cap and The Monk! It's Halloween Day and as you get your costume on and prepare to raid your neighborhood for all their tasty treats we've got a special trick up our sleeves for you wherein The Cap and Monk each make a Top 10 list of their favorite horror movies for you to binge on this spooky night! Mwahahahahaha! Wrist control a click onto t…

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Carl Tanzler (Or One Count Of Love In The First Degree) 1:23:47

6M ago1:23:47

1:23:47

Text Cap and The Monk! After Franken-dogs, Franken-Bryce, Count Macula is giving everyone a break from the horror by telling the enduring love story of Count Carl Von Cossel A.K.A. Carl Tanzler, a man that would let nothing stand between him and his destiny...not even a little death... Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you thi…

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Frankenstein Reborn Part 2 1:52:04

7M ago1:52:04

1:52:04

Text Cap and The Monk! A hurricane is brewing outside the Monk's house threatening to stop the H2Dub from bringing Frankenstein Reborn to justice, but you know that isn't about to stop our intrepid heroes from getting the job done! Victor Franks and his good buddy Hank have themselves a "suicide" by bellybutton shot and a giant vat of urine to work…

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Frankenstein Reborn Part 1 1:48:01

7M ago1:48:01

1:48:01

Text Cap and The Monk! Everyone has heard the story of beloved horror icon Frankenstein written by world famous author Mary Shelly during a writing retreat in a spooky castle. However comma, we aren't here to talk about good books or proper movie adaptations. We are here to talk about bad writing, bad acting, and arguably the worst goddamn boom mic…

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Double Dog Dare (Or Vlad The Imp-Tailor) 1:05:15

7M ago1:05:15

1:05:15

Text Cap and The Monk! Kicking off spooky season #2 with some real mad scientist vibes as The H2Dub once again goes Horror2Watch, this time with a Frankenstein theme. Unfortunately this also means that we get to learn about a disgusting Russian science pervert and his collection of dogs and the USSR that would fund him....Goddamn this is gonna be a…

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The Baltic Fleet (Or Snakes On A Boat) 1:40:22

7M ago1:40:22

1:40:22

Text Cap and The Monk! The Time Machine is lost, so today we are breaking into a local middle school and getting into their AV room to wheel out a tube TV and a VCR to watch and educational video on why the Russians should really just stop doing boats and how to get poisonous snakes drunk! Anchors away! Quite literally... Wrist control a click onto…

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Spidey's Greatest Villian (Or We Bring The Gravity) 1:20:08

7M ago1:20:08

1:20:08

Text Cap and The Monk! The debate on comic book villains has raged for decades. Who is the best? Who is the worst? Who has the greatest rouges gallery of all? Well, The H2Dub is about to put some of these questions to rest once and for all as Cap and The Monk discuss arguably the greatest villain of all time as well as the most volcanic take on Spi…

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Action Park (Or The Theme Is Pain) 1:54:54

8M ago1:54:54

1:54:54

Text Cap and The Monk! It's time for one last summertime hurrah! Everybody put on your time clogs because we are going to the greatest (Question Mark?) theme park that the great state of New Jersey ever produced, Action Park. A place where one man's dream of creating a world of hastily built, poorly constructed, incredibly dangerous, rides and attr…

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Dr. Brinkley (Or The Man Who Stared At Goats) 1:28:34

8M ago1:28:34

1:28:34

Text Cap and The Monk! This time we are talking about a man who went balls to the wall when it comes to early 1900's medicine! Let's take a trip back in time to a world where one man with a fake diploma, a radio tower, and a fist full of goat nuts had a dream to put those goat nuts inside you any which way he could and the U.S. Government that woul…

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The Angel's Glow (Or The Grapes Of Calf) 1:06:49

8M ago1:06:49

1:06:49

Text Cap and The Monk! In this episode The Monk puts Cap's gams on the line in order to learn you about the crazy microscopic bugs that were living in the dirt during a particular American Civil War battle and how it made Our Hero's leg glow in the dark! Buckle up because it's going to be a medal winning story of big pharma not letting us glow in t…

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Random Rambles 3.0 (Or The One With No Introduction) 52:45

8M ago52:45

52:45

Text Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back just randomly rambling about 'Murican ignorance, Canadian PSAs, Italian cheese sponsorships, bad gun handling, and more. So much so that they forget to even introduce themselves or the show....so goddamn unprofessional....enjoy! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the…

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The Last Voyage Of The Essex (Or Turtles Eat Free) 1:30:19

9M ago1:30:19

1:30:19

Text Cap and The Monk! Today we wistfully dip back into the archives into the golden days or yore before we sent The Time Machine careening into the great cosmic unkown and learn about one of the most famous whaling voyages ever to get going well and end up going so so bad....Plus Cap dual wields enchanted swords and, water makes Russian boats catc…

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Project Chariot (Or The AEC Is At It Again!) 1:04:10

9M ago1:04:10

1:04:10

Text Cap and The Monk! That's right, those nut bags at the Atomic Energy Commision are up to their old tricks once again! This time they are trying to Nuke Alaska and the only thing standing between the hour hand on the Doomsday Clock hitting zero is Cap'n and The Monk! Plus another Steve Seagal Poetry slam! Wrist control a click onto them links an…

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Lawman 7 1:19:48

9M ago1:19:48

1:19:48

Text Cap and The Monk! Today we're watching Steve and the boys patrol Jefferson Parrish yet again but this time it's different. Steven Seagal is acting like a normal, human style being? Find out what Cap and The Monk make of this baffling turn of events. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you …

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Random Rambles Volume 2 (This One's For Booster) 39:01

9M ago39:01

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Text Cap and The Monk! Today The Monk and Cap are rambling again, we're talking wrasslin, exploding subs, stache cast, and getting our first hard ons! All that plus a review of Johnny Depps Secret window and so much more! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conver…

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Mercenary For Justice Part 2 1:58:16

10M ago1:58:16

1:58:16

Text Cap and The Monk! This week in part 2 of The H2Dub review of Mercenary for Justice, the movie continues to assault our heroes while Cap continues to assault his liver with alcohol just to make it through. We're talking BAD movies, over priced luggage, the pros and cons of wearable technology, government tracking chips, global warming and beard…

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Mercenary For Justice Part 1 2:07:27

10M ago2:07:27

2:07:27

Text Cap and The Monk! Today begins an odyssey, an endurance trial, a war....a year ago Captain LAMOTU and The Monk watched a movie so poorly written, badly acted, horribly shot, terribly directed, and altogether straight up and down butts that it nearly broke the spirit of The H2Dub...It's been sitting in the vault ever since, just 6 and a half ho…

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Cassius Clay (Or Cannons are Canon) 1:08:09

10M ago1:08:09

1:08:09

Text Cap and The Monk! It's the 4th of July and we are celebrating freedom by talking Cassius Clay, not the one who rope-a-doped Big George Foreman but rather the one for whom he was named. That's right, the senator clubbinest, pistol duelinest, cannon lovinest, anti-confederate you've never heard of. Until Now! Wrist control a click onto them link…

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FIFTY (Or The H2Dub Takes The L) 1:59:09

11M ago1:59:09

1:59:09

Text Cap and The Monk! Well kids, come gather 'round for the 50th Episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. The most EPIC episode to date! We've got orgasms at funerals, Cap starts singing again, hot takes on A.I. art, batshit bedtime stories, ziggurats made of your aunties, and an EXCLUSIVE interview that is guaranteed to make you wish you were watching …

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The Black Death (Or H Gon Give It To Ya!) 1:22:48

11M ago1:22:48

1:22:48

Text Cap and The Monk! We go back to a time before we lost the time machine to celebrate our Veterans on Memorial Day and learn about an amazing feat by and amazing man as The Hard2Watch Podcast celebrates Henry Johnson. Like the Wu Tang Clan, this dude ain't nothin to fuck with! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of …

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Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales (Or The Brothers Were Grimm) 1:16:49

12M ago1:16:49

1:16:49

Text Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU and The Monk discuss presidential brain worms, the state of modern reading technology, why running as a hobby is a red flag, and the Cap ruminates about how his pop used to make up and fall asleep during bedtime stories and reads you a couple first edition tales from The Brothers Grimm. This ain't your grandma'…

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Lawman 6 1:16:31

12M ago1:16:31

1:16:31

Text Cap and The Monk! Well kids, we're back in Jefferson Parrish with Steve and the gang to take on crime and the stories of the individual characters that make up the police force are really starting to come together. Follow along as Steven, the Colonel, Fat Bald Cop, Ethnically Ambiguous Cop, and Sgt Powell celebrate the life and legacy of the l…

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