Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and weβre just having some fun at the Bibleβs expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim weβre going to hell over. Hosted on ...
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Malachi Chapter 3: Bible Study by Atheists
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43:35Malachi 3: Tithes, Threats, and That Petty Little βGodβs Naughty Listβ π Episode Summary: We dive headfirst into Malachi 3βthe Old Testamentβs penultimate guilt tripβwhere God allegedly sends a βmessenger,β talks about refinerβs fire, and then pivots straight into shaking down the peasants for tithes. Yes, the chapter that prosperity preachers loveβ¦
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Malachi Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists
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40:28Malachiβs Divine Dung-Fest: When God Calls You a Poop Face and Means It This week, we dive headfirst into Malachi Chapter 2, where Godβs big message to the priests boils down to: Youβre all unworthy, you give me crappy sacrifices, and alsoβpoop face. No, really. The Almighty threatens to smear dung on their faces because apparently thatβs the ancieβ¦
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This ain't your average Bible breakdownβthis is an update on how our podcast will look going forward. π Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com π Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC π Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.β¦
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Moon Shit and Menstrual Calendars: How Judaism Synced Up with Space π Episode Summary: Strap in for a lunar-laced detour from our usual Bible bashing as we dive headfirst into ancient Israelβs moon obsession, and no, not in a sexy Wiccan way. This isnβt your typical βletβs stare at the starsβ moment. Weβre talking about how the Jewish calendar was β¦
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Suck My Johnson (Act): How the IRS Just Gutted Church-State Separation (and Called It a βFamily Discussionβ) π Episode Summary: Buckle up, blasphemersβthis weekβs episode of Sacrilegious Discourse takes a red-hot poker to the Johnson Amendment, that dusty 1954 rule designed to keep churches from morphing into tax-free political machines. Spoiler alβ¦
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Malachi Chapter 1: Bible Study by Atheists
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47:01Malachi, Messenger of Mayhem: When God Hates Esau and Slams Your Goat Sacrifices π Episode Summary: Welcome to the divine roast of Malachi Chapter 1, where God kicks things off by saying βI love youβ and then immediately follows it up with a detailed description of how much he hates Esau. Romantic, right? In this snark-laced breakdown, your favoritβ¦
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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zechariah Chapters 12 - 14 Q&A, Wrap Up, Contradictions and Specials!
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7:17:55Zechariahβs Zombie Apocalypse, Divine Meltdowns, and a Bible Book Wrap-Up from Hell π Episode Summary: Hold onto your prophetic horsesβthis ainβt your grandmaβs Bible study. In this irreverent breakdown of Zechariah Chapters 12β14, we hit peak theological absurdity: God turns Jerusalem into a drunken stumbling block, demands loyalty through magicalβ¦
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Zechariah Contradictions: Bible Study by Atheists
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39:40Zechariah's Contradictions: God Is Furious. Unless He Isn't. π Episode Summary: Buckle up, hereticsβit's our last dance with Zechariah, and weβre sending him off with a contradictions episode so absurd, even God might need a flowchart. In this glorious finale, our snarky hosts debate whether Zechariah was Iddo's son or grandson (because apparently β¦
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Zechariah Wrap Up: Bible Study by Atheists
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1:20:52Zechariah's Prophetic Fever Dream: Donkeys, Flying Scrolls, and the Jesus Retcon π Episode Summary: Hold onto your chariots, folksβthis episode is a wild theological autopsy of Zechariah, where prophecy, PTSD, and political propaganda come together like a DIY apocalypse starter kit. The hosts finally wrap up the Book of Zechariah, dissecting its twβ¦
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Godless Congregations & The Joy of Non-Stick Spirituality: Sunday Assembly Exposed π Episode Summary: What happens when you take out the hymns, prayers, and judgmentβbut keep the community, music, and awkward potlucks? You get Sunday Assembly, the non-religious, non-doctrinal, definitely-not-a-church thatβs somehow more wholesome than your average β¦
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Godβs Top 10 Kill Streaks (episode 1)
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1:20:09Lotβs Wife, Onanβs Pullout Fail, and the Egyptian Baby Massacre π Episode Summary: Welcome to the blood-splattered kickoff of our new series, βGodβs Top 10 Kill Streaks β Old Testament Edition,β where your favorite heathens dive headfirst into Yahwehβs most unhinged murder sprees. Starting at number 10, we salt-shame Lotβs wife who was turned into β¦
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Zechariah Chapters 12 -14 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists
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1:37:30Zechariahβs Endgame: Plagues, Prophets, and WTF Apocalypse Fuel π Episode Summary: Itβs the final chaotic cluster of Zechariahβchapters 12, 13, and 14βand oh boy, itβs less βholy scriptureβ and more βpolitical manifesto meets acid trip.β Your favorite atheist duo dives into post-exilic fever dreams where Jerusalem gets divine superpowers, horses goβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 14: Bible Study by Atheists
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36:50Zechariahβs End-Times Dumpster Fire: Rape, Rotting Flesh, and Holy Crockpots π Episode Summary: Brace yourselves, heathens, weβve reached the flaming finale of Zechariah, and boy, does it go out with a bang (and some divine rot). In this final chapter, God makes sure Jerusalem is properly plundered, the women are raped (againβbecause Yahweh loves aβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 13: Bible Study by Atheists
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15:22Zechariahβs Final Purge: Stabbings, False Prophets, and a Holy Bloodbath π Episode Summary: Welcome to the most stab-happy, prophet-purging, guilt-soaked chapter yetβZechariah 13. This episode dives straight into the divine mayhem where God allegedly opens a βfountain of cleansingβ but immediately follows it up with a kill order on prophets, false β¦
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Christian Mysticism: Divine Woo-Woo, Essential Oils, and the God Within (β’) π Episode Summary: What do you get when you mix Jesus, astrology, essential oils, and a sprinkle of yoga? ApparentlyβChristian Mysticism. In this episode, your favorite heretical hosts dive deep into the incense-scented chaos of Christian mysticism, where God isnβt just a gβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 12: Bible Study by Atheists
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22:48Zechariahβs Cup of Chaos: Blind Horses, Crying Wives, and Pre-Jesus Nonsense π Episode Summary: In Zechariah Chapter 12, the prophetic fever dream continuesβthis time with Jerusalem turning into a βcupβ that sends nations reeling (whatever the hell that means), God blinding horses for no reason, and clans sobbing harder than a Baptist at an exorcisβ¦
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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zechariah Chapters 9 - 11 Q&A plus specials
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3:52:39Prophets, Priests & Greek Freakouts: Zechariahβs Hot Mess Express (Ch. 9β11) π Episode Summary: Buckle up, heretics, because this weekβs Sacrilegious Discourse hits warp speed through Zechariah chapters 9 through 11, where God gets trigger-happy (again), Jesus allegedly shows up on a donkey (becauseβ¦ prophecy!), and the priests and prophets start pβ¦
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Prophets vs. Priests: Holy Turf Wars, Clapbacks, and Clerical Catfights π Episode Summary: What happens when self-proclaimed messengers of God go head-to-head with institutional gatekeepers in robes? Absolute biblical chaosβand weβre here for it. In this delightfully blasphemous bonus episode, our favorite husband-and-wife heretics dive into the meβ¦
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Zechariah Chapters 9 - 11 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists
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1:10:54Zechariahβs War Ponies & Wicker Baskets: Godβs Weird Flex Continues π Episode Summary: Zechariah 9β11 reads like Godβs unhinged Pinterest boardβwith enough cryptic metaphors to make Nostradamus look concise. In this chaotic Q&A, we unpack divine rants that include threats of smiting everyone from Tyre to shepherds who apparently didnβt vibe hard enβ¦
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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zechariah Chapters 5 - 8 plus 2 full bonus episodes!
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4:05:53Flying Scrolls, Basket Ladies & Divine Mood Swings: Zechariahβs Weirdest Hits (Ch. 5β8 Recap + Bonus Blasphemy) π Episode Summary: Yeah, weβre late. Divine inspiration doesnβt always run on scheduleβand neither do we. But weβre back to serve up a hot, heretical mess of Zechariah chapters 5 through 8, plus two surprise special episodes that add a spβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 11: Bible Study by Atheists
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18:18This week, we crack open Zechariah Chapter 11 β where God trades in thunderbolts for theater, casting Himself as a vindictive shepherd with a flair for symbolism and sock-puppet-level subtlety. First, He torches the forests of Lebanon like a pissed-off Smokey the Bear. Then He slaughters metaphorical sheep with the kind of poetic rage only a deity β¦
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Same God, Different Drama: A Deep Dive into the Abrahamic Split Are Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all just arguing over the same sky daddy? In this hilariously heretical deep-dive, our hosts wrestle with the question: Do all three Abrahamic religions worship the same God, or is it just celestial brand confusion? Spoiler: it's yes... and also harβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 10: Bible Study by Atheists
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14:54In todays theological roast, Husband and Wife of Sacrilegious Discourse unpack the soggy, self-contradictory mess that is Zechariah Chapter 10βand spoiler alert: Yahweh is still mad, still yelling at clouds, and still promising things he won't deliver. We kick things off with some biblical weather forecasting (βask the Lord for rain in the spring,ββ¦
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Itβs Greece, Baby: Zechariah, Philosophy, and the Prequel to Jesus Strap in, heathens β itβs our first live Sunday show on Discord, and weβre ditching American politics for some good olβ biblical timeline chaos. In this episode, we break down where the hell ancient Greece fits into the biblical soap opera, and spoiler alert: the timelineβs a mess, β¦
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Zechariah Chapter 9: Bible Study by Atheists
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17:24Welcome to the Old Testamentβs version of a Quentin Tarantino fever dream. In this episode, the hosts dive into Zechariah Chapter 9, where God shifts from happy grandpa handing out blessings to full-blown apocalyptic warlord. We leave the lukewarm fuzzies of Chapter 8 behind and charge into the chaos of Second Zechariah, where itβs less βpeace on Eβ¦
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Zechariah Chapters 5 - 8 Q&A: Bible Study by Athiests
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1:20:28Flying Scrolls & Freaky Chariots: Zechariahβs Fever Dream Continues (Ch. 5β8 Q&A) π Episode Summary: In this irreverent dive into Zechariah chapters 5β8, your favorite snarky podcast hosts unpack divine pizza rolls, slut-shamed basket ladies, and horse-powered prophetic metaphors β all while trying to make sense of a prophetβs acid trip disguised aβ¦
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π‘ Science Sees the Light β And So Do We! What really happens when you die? No, seriouslyβcan science measure the moment your lights go out? In this snark-filled special episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, we dive deep into the recent scientific study on ultra-weak photon emissions (UPEs) observed in euthanized mice and injured plantsβaka: your bodyββ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 8: Bible Study by Atheists
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16:38ποΈ Episode Summary: Zechariah Chapter 8 β Be Happy or Godβll Smite Ya! After a brief hiatus (or letβs be realβanother chaotic life intermission), weβre back with our regularly scheduled snark and sacrilege. This week, we dive into Zechariah Chapter 8, where God pulls a total PR 180. One minute he's a wrathful sky daddy dishing out plagues like Opraβ¦
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Religious Syncretism vs Colonialism: WTF Is the Difference? Get ready for a deep-dive bonus episode straight from the godless underground of Sacrilegious Discourse. Weβre talking about religious syncretismβwhat it is, what it definitely isnβt, and how colonialism tries to cosplay as peaceful cultural blending (spoiler: it's not). From Gnostic Chrisβ¦
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Pope Joan and the Holy Throne: Myth, Misogyny, and the Papal Ball Check
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49:49In this bonus episode, we dive groin-first into the legend of Pope Joanβa woman who allegedly infiltrated the papacy, gave birth mid-procession, and inspired a ritual to fondle future Popes. We explore 9th-century politics, religion, and misogyny with our trademark blend of sarcasm and skepticism. Spoiler: she probably didnβt exist, but damn, the sβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 7: Bible Study by Atheists
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14:50π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 7: Fasting, Questions, and Divine Justice In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the intriguing and often perplexing Zechariah β¦
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Zechariah Chapter 6: Bible Study by Atheists
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17:07π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 6: Chariots, Crowns, and Confusion In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the wild and wacky visions of Zechariah Chapter 6. Afβ¦
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π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Eyes: A Deep Dive into Symbolism and Meaning In this special Patreon episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife take a whimsical yet profound look at the symbolism of β¦
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Zechariah Chapter 5: Bible Study by Atheists
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18:18π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 5: The Scroll and the Basket of Wickedness In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife return to the book of Zechariah, diving into Chapter 5,β¦
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π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Death of a Pope: The Aftermath and What's Next In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into a special discussion about the recent death of Pope Francisβ¦
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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zechariah Chapters 1 - 4 plus Patreon Teaser
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3:13:11π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Q&A on Zechariah Chapters One Through Four: Unpacking the Visions In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into a detailed Q&A session focused on Zecharβ¦
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Zechariah Chapters 1 - 4 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists
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1:12:08π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Q&A on Zechariah Chapters One Through Four: Unpacking the Visions In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into a lively Q&A session focused on Zechariaβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists
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11:20π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter Four: The Golden Lampstand and Olive Trees In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the enigmatic world of Zechariah Chapter Fourβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 3: Bible Study by Atheists
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14:33π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter Three: The Accuser and the High Priest In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive headfirst into the wild and wacky world of Zechariah Cβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists
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19:58π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter Two: Measuring Up the Prophecy In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife continue their journey through the Book of Zechariah, diving into Cβ¦
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π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. AI Jesus: The Rise of Techno Religion In this special Patreon-only episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive deep into the intriguing world of AI and its interseβ¦
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Zechariah Chapter 1: Bible Study by Atheists
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1:04:31π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah: Entering the World of Prophecy In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife kick off their exploration of the Book of Zechariah, diving into its rich β¦
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Haggai Contradictions: Bible Study by Atheists
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28:03π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Contradictions in Haggai: A Pop Quiz Extravaganza In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife tackle the contradictions found in the Book of Haggai with their uβ¦
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Haggai Wrap Up: Bible Study by Atheists
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1:34:14π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Haggai: The Final Word on Rebuilding In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife wrap up their exploration of the Book of Haggai, diving deep into the last chapβ¦
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π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Libraries: The Heartbeat of Knowledge and Community In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife take a passionate dive into the significance of libraries, especβ¦
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Haggai Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists
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27:18π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Haggai: Wrapping Up the Prophet's Message In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife conclude their exploration of the Book of Haggai, diving into chapter two β¦
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Apocalypse Then - Apocalypse Now (Patreon Teaser)
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10:19π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. The Apocalypse: A Not-So-Impending Doom In this special Patreon-only episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife take a humorous yet critical dive into the concept of tβ¦
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Haggai Chapter 1: Bible Study by Atheists
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32:37π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Haggai: The Haggis Chronicles In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife embark on a journey through the Book of Haggai, the second-to-last book of the Old Tesβ¦
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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zephaniah Chapters 1 - 3 plus Wrap Up, Contradictions and Specials
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4:50:40Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Zephaniah Chapters 1 - 3, a Wrap Up, Contradictions and 2 Special episodes and one Patreon teaser. check out our NEW Merch shop: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myspreadshop.com/ Join us on DISCORD: β¦
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π Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Free Speech and the Case of Mahmoud Khalil In this special episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the troubling case of Mahmoud Khalil, a Palestinian perβ¦
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