The Cinematic Flushers take on dino poop! When an alien (Adam Driver) unexpectedly crash lands on Earth 65 million years in the past, he must battle his way past a bunch of CGI dinosaurs to reach an escape vehicle with a child survivor (Ariana Greenblatt) in tow. What follows is 93 minutes of characters constantly looking over their shoulders and r…

The Cinematic Flusher take on 80's fantasy! When a warrior (Lee Horsely) is asked to save a kingdom from a brutal tyrant (Richard Lynch), he finds himself up against an entire army and an evil sorcerer (Richard Moll). Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they Amish beard up to flush this medieval cinematic turd. S…

It's Amish Paradise time! When a young woman (Emily Bader) travels to a secluded Amish community to film a documentary about her mother, she stumbles across a Devil's cult that wants her to stay around long after filming is completed. Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they churn some poop to flush this Amish tu…

It's Jingle Turds month! When three urban explorers stumble into an abandoned holiday theme park, they team up with a forgotten Santa Claus (Barry Bostwick) to stop a rampaging Krampus before it's too late. Welcome to SLAY BELLES! Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they lube up their candy canes to flush this Xm…

Ready for a racist action turd? Jennifer Garner headlines PEPPERMINT, a 2018 revenge film where she watches her husband and daughter get gunned down by an "evil" Mexican drug cartel, only to return five years later and kill every "evil" Mexican in greater Los Angeles. Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they shar…

When a Detroit police officer (Ed Helms) teams up with a foul mouth kid (Terrence Little Gardenhigh) to take down a drug kingpin, what follows are a slew of unfunny racial jokes and situations better suited for a Republican conference. Actress Brandi Aguliar joins cinematic flushers Copper Yuenger, Paul Hawkins, and Honor Knight as they lube up the…

Happy Turkey Day! When a murderous turkey puppet goes on a Thanksgiving quest to find a lost sequel film, only one human (Daniel Usaj) and a group of crass puppets stand in his way. Actress Brandi Aguliar joins cinematics flushers Copper Yuenger, Paul Hawkins, and Honor Knight as they cranberry sauce up to flush THANKSKILLING 3. We love feedback! T…

When Michael Myers refuses to die, he turns Haddonfield Illinois into a living Hell as he slaughters everyone in his sight while Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) recovers in a hospital bed. It's HALLOWEEN KILLS, where reboot sequels go to die. We love feedback! Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!…

Scary Turds month continues! DJ Chilly Billy (Corey Taylor) and his sidekick Paul (Zach Galligan) spin crappy tales of terror on Halloween night from a radio station in Conyers, Georgia. It's, BAD CANDY, and "bad" doesn't even begin to describe this cinematic turd. We love feedback! Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!…

Scary Turds month continues with a HALLOWEEN reboot! When spree killer Michael Myers escapes from a mental institution after his first rampage 40 years prior, it's up to a now adult Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) to stop him for good. We love feedback! Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!…

It's Scary Turds month! This week the Cinematic Flushers get into each other's minds to flush Neil Blomkamps' boring demon possession turd, DEMONIC. When a young woman (Carly Pope) is asked by a medical facility to help her comatose mother, she quickly finds herself on a highway to demon hell. We love feedback! Tweet us with your comments and sugge…

The Cinematic Flushers take on Glenn Frey! When cosmic rays create a bunch of super villains, it's up to a scientist (Octavia Spencer) and her obnoxious childhood friend (Melissa McCarthy) to develop superpowers of their own in order to save their city. We love feedback! Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.…

The Cinematic Flushers take on red hooker boots! When a failed business tycoon (Pedro Pascal) discovers an ancient Dreamstone that grants wishes, it's up to Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and her former lover Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) to stop him before the world spins into chaos. Joining us this time out as part of our extended co-flushing team are Paul…

The Cinematic Flushers take on dragon farts! When a reclusive animal doctor (Robert Downey Jr) is called upon by a dying Queen of England, he embarks on a perilous journey with an entourage of animals in an effort to save her. Extended co-flushers this time out include Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast, and Donna Lee Hum from the Varmints!…

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Haunted Mansion ghost! When an LA case worker (Linda Cardellini) investigates a case of child abuse, her two children fall victim to a vengeful Mexican spirit. What follows are 93 minutes of under lit sets, autopilot scares, and expositional priests. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is actress Bra…

The Cinematic Flushers take on Evil Superman! When a Kansas couple (Elizabeth Banks, David Denman) find an infant in the woods near their home after a meteor crash, they raise the child (Jackson A. Dunn) as their own until it begins to display superhuman powers and decides to kill everyone in sight. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our ext…

The Cinematic Flushers take on crappy dinner theater! When a group of strangers embark on a mystery train, they get more than they bargained for when a robbery causes a derailment, which leads to a rubber suit monster killing them off one by one. Veteran actor Lance Henriksen shows up long enough to unload some backstory and collect a paycheck. Her…

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Right Hand Of Doom! When Hellboy (David Harbour) discovers a centuries old British witch (Milla Jovovich) has it in for mankind, it's up to him and the BRPD to stop her before she unleashes monsters upon the world. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Donna Lee H…

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Kessel Run! When a young Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich) escapes his home planet to save his girlfriend (Emilia Clarke), he finds more than he bargained for when he encounters backstabbing smugglers, Wookies, a famous ship, and a newly founded rebellion against the Empire. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our…

The Cinematic Flushers take on Blue Steel! When two former supermodels (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) are called back to the fashion world after a self imposed exile, they find themselves embroiled in the middle of an assassination plot. What follows are 101 minutes of clown car cameos, stale jokes, clueless performances, and Will Ferrell showing up an…

The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI dinosaurs! When a genetically modified dinosaur escapes from his enclosure, it's up to a dino wrangler (Chris Pratt) and the theme park's CEO (Bryce Dallas Howard) to stop it before it eats all the guests within the now fully operating park. What follows are 124 minutes of action figure acting, obvious villains, f…

The Cinematic Flushers go on a witch hunt! When two witch hunting siblings (Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton) encounter a grand witch (Famke Janssen) while protecting a small town, they uncover a dark secret to their past. What follows are 88 minutes of cosplay props, EVIL DEAD makeup effects, HOME ALONE styled blunt trauma, and Janssen unleashing her…

The Cinematic Flushers take on the chicken dance! When a contractor (Adam Sandler) must coordinate the week of his older daughter's wedding, chaos ensues as family members and problems begin to pile up. What follows are 116 minute of stale racial humor, obvious practical gags, unfunny characters, and comedian Chris Rock looking visibly ill for most…

The Cinematic Flushers take on a cyber god! When a scientist (Johnny Depp) is fatally injured in a terrorist attack, his wife (Rebecca Hall) uploads his conscience into a computer. What follows are 119 minutes of hangover acting, LAWNMOWER MAN plot mechanics, clueless characters, and actress Kate Mara decked out like a trailer park day stripper. He…

The Cinematic Flushers take on fat suits! When an LA womanizer (Ryan Reynolds) returns to his home town at Christmas, he must find a way to win over the love of his former best friend (Amy Smart). What follows are 96 minutes of body shaming humor, bad wigs, unlikable characters, and actress Anna Faris performing at a nosebleed inducing 11. Here's t…

The Cinematic Flushers take on lame superheroes! When the Silver Surfer (Laurence Fishburne) shows up on Earth as a harbinger for a planet eating cloud called Galactus, it's up to the Fantastic Four to stop him. What follows are 92 minutes of unfinished CGI, bad practical effects, boring action sequences, and Jessica Alba decked out like a living s…

The Cinematic Flushers take on a riptide! When a ruthless business woman (Priyanka Chopra) wants to control all the real estate in a South California bay, it's up to Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne Johnson) and his team of lifeguards to stop her. What follows are 116 minutes of obvious source material references, lame penis gags, green screen actions scene…

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Monkey's Paw! When a high school student (Joey King) discovers a Chinese wishpot found by her trash picking father (Ryan Phillippe), she begins making wishes to change her life, only to find they come with deadly consequences. What follows are 90 minutes of cheap looking props, day player deaths, PINK PANTHER acting…

The Cinematic Flushers take on cell phone apps! When a multi faced emoji named Gene (T.J. Miller) accidentally send the wrong face to his owner's phone, he embarks on a journey of discovery to correct the problem. What follows are 86 minutes of stale jokes, embarrassing character voices, shameless product placement, and talk show host James Corden …

It's NETFLIX N SHART! The Cinematic Flushers take on alternate dimensions! When a group of scientists aboard a space station unwittingly find themselves trapped in an alternate dimension while searching for a new source of energy for a dying Earth, they must find a way home and save their planet. What follows are 102 minutes of what-the-hell plot p…

The Cinematic Flushers take on centerfolds! When a high school senior (Zach Cregger) awakens from a four year coma, he embarks on a cross country trip with his best friend (Trevor Moore) to meet his old girlfriend (Raquel Alessi) who has become a Playboy centerfold. What follows are 90 minutes of crude sexist jokes, poop humor, call in a favor came…

The Cinematic Flushers are back for 2018 and trying to find their mummies! When a military treasure hunter (Tom Cruise) unwittingly releases an ancient evil in the form of mummy Sofia Boutella, he spends the rest of the running time trying to escape her curse. What follows are 110 minutes of franchise building subplots, smart characters doing dumb …

The Cinematic Flushers take on puppet reindeer! When Santa Claus (David Huddleston) and his old lady freeze to death at the North Pole, they are taken in by a group of toy making elves and tasked with delivering toys to children worldwide. What follows are 107 minutes of rear screen projection flying effects, elven sweatshop, terrible child acting,…

JINGLE TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on a holiday home invasion! When a wealthy ad man (Ben Affleck) visits his childhood home, he hires the family living there to keep him company for Christmas. What follows are 90 minutes of sitcom level plot twists, manic acting, obvious studio sets, and THE SOPRANOS James Gandolfini looking…

JINGLE TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on a Kool Aid Santa! When an evil version of the Claus legend (Bill Goldberg) returns to earth after a thousand years of giving joy, he proceeds to slaughter all the residents in a small Canadian town. It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to stop him. …

It's JINGLE TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on Nazi puppet elves! When a young woman (Julie Austin) accidentally unleashes an evil elf around the holidays, she must team up with an ex-cop (Dan Haggerty) in order to set things right. What follows are 91 minutes of bad acting, sexual assault, cat homicide, horrendous special effects, and act…

Happy Turkey Day! The Cinematic Flushers take on parkour robbers! When an overweight security guard (Kevin James) finds himself trapped in a mall with a group of thieves on Black Friday, he attempts to take them out and impress the girl of his dreams (Jayma Mays). What follows are 91 minutes of lame fat jokes, painfully unfunny physical gags, radio…

The Cinematic Flushers take on superhero fetish cosplay! When a blind lawyer/vigilante (Ben Affleck) encounters a mysterious woman (Jennifer Garner), he finds himself at odds with a notorious crime lord (Michael Clarke Duncan). What follows are 103 minutes of wirework stunts, CGI doubles, BDSM costumes, and actor Colin Farrell decked out like a pri…

The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame angels! When a fallen cop (Mark Wahlberg) goes after the man who killed his wife and child, he uncovers a conspiracy involving an illegal government drug. What follows are 100 minutes of constipated acting, CGI snowfalls, green screen backgrounds, check your pulse pacing, and Mila Kunis trying to act tougher…

The Cinematic Flushers take on Frozen Thor! When the Ice Queen (Emily Blunt) seeks out Snow White's magic mirror in order to conqueror the world, it's up to two huntsmen (Chris Hemsworth, Jessica Chastain) to embark on a quest to stop her. What follows are 116 minutes of unnecessary backstory, bad wigs, perfume ad acting, absentee lead characters, …

SCARY TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on the marijuana munchies! When an evil bong encounters an evil cookie, it's up to a head shop owner (John Patrick Jordan) and a bakery store owner (Robin Sydney) to set things right before it's too late. What follows are 80 minutes of endless flashback scenes, unfunny jokes, strip club boomi…

It's SCARY TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on crazy mamas! When a secretary (Ann Heche) steals four hundred grand from her employer and flees town, her escape is interrupted when she encounters a homicidal clerk with mommy issues (Vince Vaughn) at a roadside motel. What follows are 105 minutes of camera shots, sets, performances, and costu…

The Cinematic Flushers take on button mashing! When a group of friends (Frankie Muniz among them) find themselves at the mercy of a videogame that kills in real life, they must uncover the mystery before it's too late. What follows are 85 minutes of connect the dots plot, zero scares, low budget CGI effects, exposition dump characters, and actor Ji…

It's SCARY TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on back brace stalking! When three college friends (Katee Sackhoff among them) get selected to spend a night in the old Michael Myers house as part of a reality series run by Busta Rhymes, they quickly find out he's still alive and seeking vengeance. What follows are 94 minutes of bloodless kills,…

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Hawaiian Gods! When a celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns to Hawaii on business, he ends up reconnecting with an old flame (Rachel McAdams) and falls his military liaison (Emma Stone). What follows are 105 minutes of zero chemistry romance, HAWAII FIVE-O locations, Kenny Powers with a buzzcut, …

The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget Deadpool! When Marvel's favorite mutant (Hugh Jackman) leaves his home as a boy, he embarks on a lifelong journey of discovery while battling his more savage brother (Liev Schreiber) along the way. What follows are 107 minutes of wirework fight scenes, unfinished CGI effects, rage acting, and actor Ryan Rey…

The Cinematic Flushers take on evil cell phone reception! When a worldwide cell phone attack transforms humans into rampaging zombies, two men (John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson) band together in an effort to find Cusack's missing wife and son. What follows are 98 minutes of WALKING DEAD extras, poor CGI effects, zero chemistry acting, and veteran act…

The Cinematic Flushers take on cultural appropriation! When a cyborg operative (Scarlett Johannson) is tasked to find who's killing employees of a high level robotics corporation, she uncovers clues to her past life as a human. What follows are 107 minutes of whitewash casting, boring action scenes, do-it-yourself wigs, and veteran actress Juliette…

The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen! When a rookie cop (Gabriel Macht) is brought back to life by the villainous Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), he becomes a shadowy crime fighter in an effort to stop Octopus from drinking the blood of Hercules and becoming immortal. What follows are 103 minutes of painfully sexist dialogue, nausea inducing vi…

The Cinematic Flushers take on talking toys! When a young boy (Gregory Smith) encounters a group of sentient toy soldiers waging war on a group of gentle toy monsters after a military grade microchip implant, he must find a way to save the monsters and his town before it's too late. What follows are 110 minutes of boring CGI characters, lazy screen…