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Slaphappy Movie Time is here to poorly describe movies to you, we are not reviewers. We are here to show you a good time. Comedy laid over a very rough "plot synopsis" of whatever we are watching. We give you a summary packed with slaphappy entertainment.
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Vin D is really hard to take seriously. If you are deep in the Riddick Lore this will be a painful experience for you. Karl Urban is a treasure.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Wow did a lot of stuff happen in this movie. Enjoy the savior of the universe, the ultimate himbo, Flash Gordon.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Another gem from our favorite decade of movies. The Beastmaster himself doesn't do a lot of heavy lifting. Rip Torn sacrifices a lot of children. Robjob becomes a captain, while Hern praises the merits of the ferrets.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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The Christmas Special and our new favorite Christmas movie. Mel Gibson is gritty Santa. His government contract isn't shaping up. Not even making this up.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Our Halloween special in December. A boy gets turned into a mouse by a witch. His grandmother is missing her finger. Join us for Witchcast.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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An emotional movie about Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. See Wolverine as a dead beat dad.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Scored high on the train scale. The future is almost as grim as the hero in this one.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Sorceress is truly a stunning. A great example of that jank 80s movies always seem to encompass. Can't stop the drums my dude.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Gerard Butler is a dick. Witty banter will not save Egypt. Hern breaks down the budget of the film with his sick math skills.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Getting friend-zoned by robots in the wasteland with an Australian cowboy and Dick Cheney.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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We review Star Wars. NOT. We don't review Star Wars at all. Instead, the real story is Krampus.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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TURNS OUT BEING A WOLF AND A COP IS HARDER THAN IT SEEEEEEEEEMS.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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The trials and tribulations that come with being a self aware turtle in the throws of their teenage years are tough to deal with. Wish there was a gritty remake of this movie.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Arnie looks confused, the movie.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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LEAGUE OF GARGOYLES, demons, The corpse of Aaron Eckhart, and some observations about the hobbit.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Machete Kills. A lot. An exciting podcast. Space dictators and their ideals.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Tones and Hern Detail the life of Ron Perlman. Space hell and why skeletons are good friends.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Tones and Hern bring you Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, Ron Trollman and diabetes.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Tones and Hern watch Dragonfyre. Orcs vs dragons. Blind Indians and hidden plots.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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Tones and Hern blast through Dredd. A man with strong ideals in a dark future trying to snuff out a drug Hern's mother created.By Slaphappy Movie Time
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