Trigger warning: Self Harm- 34:45-35:40 On this week's episode, we're leaving North Carolina for Colorado. Somehow the I Know What You Did Last Summer killer is there. Why? Who knows. How? That's an even more confusing question. Also on this episode, Suesie describes how bad ancient cell phones were. Frank is doesn't know how this killer did all of…

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the new I Know What You Did Last Summer! This one has the same bunch of jerks with their edges smoothed off sending someone to their death off of Reaper's Curve and a bunch of the old jerks coming back again. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about how her cat is a bully. Frank points out so…

On this week's episode we're hanging out in Lifetime movie channel world. We're dealing with a woman coming back to get revenge confusingly on a family in A Daughter's Deception. Also on this episode, Suesie recalls a bully's hairstyle. Frank explains the effects of kryptonite. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and s…

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering M3gan 2.0 where she's looking to take down a different violent robot. Things get fun. Also on this episode, Suesie marvels at the understanding of Batman's villains. Frank explains an episode of Star Trek. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the …

On this week's episode we're dealing with the not so much rock as we are hip-hop/pop Camp Rock. We're going to deal with Tess throwing some class trash nonsense around and Shane Grey being a brat. Also on this episode, Suesie gets confounded by Mitchy's father's job. Frank tries to explain Yakuza to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini K…

(Trigger warning: Homophobia, transphobia, conversion camps) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading to the worst camp with the best people. We're covering But I'm a Cheerleader. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's blatant slander against the Twilight fandom. Frank calls out Christian Grey for being terrible. Intro and out…

Trigger warning: Sexual assault, suicide, murder, parental death, parental abuse, partner abuse On this week's episode we're finishing the rest of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School. These girls need a vacation so bad, too bad they're getting attempted murder all over the place. And actualized murder. Also on this episode, Suesie demands another pr…

(Trigger Warning: Sexual abuse, parental death, suicide, child abuse, child loss, violence) This week on Teen Girl Talk, the new batch of Pretty Little Liars is just trying to have hot girl summer while a new killer wants to make it dead girl summer. Also on this episode, Suesie asks about haunted macaroni. Frank imagines prankster Jesus. Intro and…

(Trigger warning: death of a child, incels) On this week's episode, we're covering a similar but not so simliar movie to Totally Killer where instead of a girl going back to the 80s, save her mom's friends, a young girl goes back to the 00's to save her sister. But it barely matters. Also on this episode, Suesie makes fun of Frank for explaining an…

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the Valentine's Day horror film, Heart Eyes for Murder May. Beware couples. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about her Heart Eyes proof Valentine's day. Frank tries to explain Degrassi to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on …

On this week's episode we're hanging out with the popular people and fearing for our lives as Brittany Foster tries to get the attention of a tennis coach through murder. Also on this episode Suesie thinks that Brittany needs to be murdering for more. Frank tries to muster sympathy for rich idiots. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl. Please rate, review…

On this week's episode we're covering a bunch of scenes that purport themselves to be a movie. That's right, we're doing Horse Camp: A Love Tail. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders if Mrs. Jessica is a ghost. Frank doesn't understand what the camp cook's deal is. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to t…

On this week's episode, we're talking about the movie, Useless. Where Jessie starts to recover from the loss of her mother with a horse that is kind of giving a cameo appearance, named Lucky. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for misprouncing billionaire's names. Frank imagines Kenzie hunting Mothra. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikin…

On this week's episode we're covering Apple of My Eye a movie where a young girl loses her sight and opts out of getting a guide dog instead uses a tiny horse named Apple. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out the use of an Apple doll. Frank is confounded by audio issues. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscr…

(Trigger warnings: Violence, animal abuse, Greed, parental death) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with father-daughter relationships and the deaths of mythical animals. That's right, it's Death of a Unicorn. Also on this episode Suesie calls out poor IV usage. Frank pushes through talking about Supernatural. Intro is Rebel G…

Trigger warning: self-harm(27:21-32:48) On this week's episode, we're covering the new film, Novacaine, which had some teens in it in the background, we promise. Also, on this episode Suesie falsely accuses Dr. House and gaslights Frank no matter what she says. Frank mentions tempura hands. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Novacane by B…

On this week's episode we're sitting down with Alexandra Lacey, director of the documentary The Twister: Caught in the Storm. The documentary shows the survivors of the Joplin tornado that struck on May 22, 2011. The documentary comes out on March 19th, 2025. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Alexandra Lacey can be found on her instagra…

On this very special episode, Frank sits down with three folks from Meet Cute in Manhattan! We got Terence Chen(writer/actor), Karen Morey(writer/director) and Kendall Leary(actress)! They were so nice to talk to and we were so happy to have them. Their movie comes out on March 28th! They can be found in the following places: Terence Chen Instagram…

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, it's a terrible time in a spooky mansion before a wedding. Forbes is here to switch some bodies and then everything goes nuts. Also on this episode, Suesie shops for some jewelry. Frank imagines eating a puppet. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on i…

On this episode, we think we're getting a girl sleuth movie but instead it's a deep drama. It's Turtles All the Way Down. Also on this episode, Suesie tries to figure out the origins of Shadoozy. Frank envisions a new way forward for Kitchen Nightmares. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on i…

On this week's episode the mutants are younger but still feel middle aged somehow. It's X-men evolution this time around. Also on this episode, Suesie makes the case for Magneto. Frank identifies objects in his apartment. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. The Shadow Latinas video: https://youtu.be/JgJ8ahGQl3s?si=s7Ua_MNalLJRt-_O Please …

We sat down to talk to AJ Whitney to talk to her about her new novel, Sovereign! It is a great dystopian horror novel and we talked about its origins and danced around a lot of the spoilers in it. AJ was charming and wonderful to talk to. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. AJ can be found in the following places: Website: https://ajwhitn…

Trigger warnings: racism, suicide, institutionalization, medical malpractice, assault, parental death On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we watch a bummer of a missed opportunity called The New Mutants. Also on this episode, Suesie considers too many purple Marvel characters. Frank has to answer questions about various mutants. Intro and out…

On this week's episode we're covering the resurrection of the 90s X-men cartoon, X-men '97! This show is so good and Magneto is so yoked. Also on this episode, Suesie is confounded by Bishop. Frank drops so much lore, he's basically the Silmarillon. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Previously on X-men: https://youtu.be/t-K1D8y_Pxs?si=E…

On this week's episode, we're finishing up season 1 of Goosebumps. Things are going to get puppety. I can't believe spell check didn't throw up any protests to puppety. Also on this episode, Suesie prepares for her endgame with your mama jokes. Frank talks about himbos and ghosts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review an…

On this week's episode, we were lucky to sit down with the actress Jayden Bartels who plays Cece Brewer on Goosebumps season 2! We then talk about the first three episodes of this very good series. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Jayden can be found in the following places: Jayden's Instagram Jayden's Spotify Jayden's Youtube Jayden's…

We're finishing up the first season of XO, Kitty this week on Teen Girl Talk and things are getting complicated. Professor Lee remains a jerk. Also on this episode Suesie defends Bella Swan. Frank subtweets Bella Swan. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmai…

On this week's episode, there are so many people trying to find love and happiness at KISS. One of them is Kitty from the To All the Boys trilogy of movies. Will she find love? Will Dae ever be able to tell her the truth? Will Kitty's terrible roommate get a battle royale? We don't know. It's only the first four episodes. Also on this episode, Sues…

Trigger warnings: Bullying, self harm, suicide, sexual assault, parental abuse, grooming adjacent, drug use, abuse of power, corruption Things ratchet up incredibly to a horrifying finale. That's what's happening on this week's episodes of Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out bad parent date etiquette. Frank ext…

Trigger warnings: Sexual assault, bullying, drug use, bad parents, suicide, violence, parental death, self harm, teen pregnancy, grooming, scarring, invasive surgery, racism On this week's episode, we're covering another three episodes of Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin season 1. Things are heating up for the Liars as they try and solve the myste…

On this week's extra credit, Frank is going to explain Superwholock to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: [email protected] Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instag…

We're heading home for the holidays on this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk as we cover Sweethearts. A movie about friendship, community and coming up with plans to break up with your significant others. Also on this episode, Suesie makes several corrections. Frank comes up with new grammaer. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have s…

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank are feeling homesick... no, what's the opposite of homesick? Homewell about being far out from the year 2000. But it's going alot worse for the kids in our movie this week, Y2K. Also on this episode, Suesie is one pair of Jencos away from a zoot suit riot. Frank's tamagotchi will only be st…

On this week's episode we're dealing with the very nature of good and evil. As well as some kick ass songs. That's right, we're doing Wicked. We have a special guest on this episode, Suesie's husband, Dil! Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Frank for talking about language. Frank explains fanfiction concepts. Dil is confused by fanfiction conce…

On this week's episode, we're watching a reverse Jack Frost, where instead of a man becoming a snowman, a snowman becomes a man. A handsome man. A jacked man. That's right, we're watching Hot Frosty and there are teens in it. We swear. Also in this episode, Suesie calls out some sexually harassing grandmas. Frank wonders about the biology and futur…

This week, we're sitting down with psychotherapist, activist and author, Farzana Doctor. We're discussing her recent novel, The Beauty of Us. It's a stunning book about two girls and a teacher in a boarding school in the 80s all trying to find their way and solve a mystery. We've both read the book and loved it. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bik…

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering Girl Haunts Boy where a swinging girl from the 1920s haunts a boy from the 2020s. It's a great movie up until the last ten minutes. Also on this episode Suesie relates the problems of being sung at. Frank considers a career in haunted booktok. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. GIR…

On this week's episode, we're seeing a bunch of old murderous friends come back to have some fun and be decapitated. That's right, it's The Babysitter: Killer Queen! Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on i…

We're getting spooky with Peyton List as she haunts her high school in School Spirits. Also in this episode, Suesie calls yet another terrible teacher. Frank considers squid war games. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Leon the Lobster's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Bradybrandwood We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepubl…

We're finishing up season 2 of Stranger Things. It's a long battle to the end and we lose someone precious along the way. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders about Mr. Wheeler and Frank reminds her that no one cares about him, deservedly. Frank reminisces about Gimli. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: ht…

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're continuing the stressful adventures of the Hawkins crew. That's right it's Stranger Things season 2. Also on this episode, Suesie becomes obsessed with a showering man's knowledge. Frank thinks a small child has opinions about the Vietnam War. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shir…

On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with My Old Ass. A movie that is beauitful and that you should see right now and then come back and listen to this episode. Also in this episode, Suesie can't deal with Joker 2's abject stupidity. Frank dissects the commentary on the lyrics of Nicole Kidman's AMC ad. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Biki…

Malignant Spoilers: 2:35- 4:20 On this week's episode we're figuring out how to improve ourselves in the most superficial way and heading into the woods for some reason to do so. That's right, this week we're covering the Joey King movie, Uglies. Also on this episode, Suesie sinks Frank's ship. Frank remixes himself a Tamagotchi. Intro and outro is…

On this week's episode, we're heading back to Hawkins to deal with more kids in danger and it's just so upsetting. That's right, we're starting Stranger Things season 2. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out a bully. Frank imagines Pennywise coming in from Maine with the assist. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find th…

On this week's episode we're covering Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, a fun little jaunt of a movie. Great cast and just kind of fun. Also on this episode, Suesie nearly calls her cat in to regulate Frank. Frank calls out Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores…

On this week's episode we're heading into another mystery of Schrodinger's dad that may or may not be alive and a house that serves as a place for people to have drama. Also on this episode Suesie is looking at a series of pictures on her phone. Frank is doing the same. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: h…

For extra credit this week, we're sitting down with Dan Wolken author of Cocomania: How Coco Gauff Won the US Open and Became America's Next Great Tennis Superstar. A lovely interview about the drive and challenges of an athlete in her prime. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Dan can be found in the following places: USA Today: https://…

Trigger warning: sexual assault, animal death, murder, drug use, drug selling, predatory adults, underage relationships The discussion of animal death is from between 27:09- 28:35 and the mentions of sexual assault are from 42:34- 49:00. We're finishing season 1 of a Good Girl's Guide to Murder this week and boy oh boy do things ran up. I really mi…

Big dad energy on this episode of Teen Girl Talk as we try and trap a serial killer dad. We're watching the movie, Trap! Also on this episode, Suesie recalls a Beck concert. Frank learns how to pronounce some names. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast …

(Trigger warning: Murder, teenage drinking, suggested violence against an animal) On this week's episode, we're trying to solve a murder with Emma Myers on A Good Girl's to Murder! A very good show. Also on this episode Suesie finds out more about Doctor Doom. Frank considers which cryptids are going to bully him. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by B…