How does one properly chop wood for a fire? Does it hurt like all h@#! to get a Thai massage? How much strength does it take to do a proper pole dance? Romance author, Katana Collins (Callback, Soul Stripper) and her comic artist/writer husband, Sean Gordon Murphy (Batman: White Knight, Tokyo Ghost) are on a quest to find out. Every other week Katana will attempt to do things that have appeared in each of their books. Their hilarious discussions are real, raw, and unfiltered as they talk rom ...
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The G Lex Podcast is a comedic dive into life’s quirks, frustrations, and awkward moments. Hosted by Garrett Lexell, each episode mixes candid storytelling, listener confessions, and sharp humor to unpack everything from petty annoyances to hilarious dating fails. Perfect for anyone who loves relatable laughs and unapologetic real talk.
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Hey there, I'm Andie, and I'm thrilled to welcome you to Own Your Piece! Life's a massive puzzle, and each of us holds a unique piece that's essential to the bigger picture. In this podcast, we'll explore how embracing our individuality leads to profound peace and joy. Join me on this journey as we delve into: Human Design & Astrology: Uncovering the cosmic blueprints that shape our paths. Mindset & Growth: Cultivating perspectives that foster personal development. Success & Manifestation: T ...
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Wasting your time is our strength. Matter of Laugh is the comedy talk show for all things nothing. Hosts Shev and Schab, two college friends, invite you to join conversations on everyday activities and discuss the good, the bad, and the unusual experiences of the average person. We are young, down to earth engineers taking on the world of comedy. Join us every two weeks for an hour of goofing off with occasional surprise specials.
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Talk Flirty to Me: Gemini Season Is Here to Stir Things Up
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21:31Send us a text In this episode of Own Your Piece, I’m diving into the vibrant, playful energy of Gemini season, one of my absolute faves. We’re moving out of the grounded, slow-moving Taurus vibes and into something a whole lot lighter, more curious, and more adaptable. Think: recess for your soul. I’m sharing how this energy shows up in your birth…
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Soft Era Activated: Thanks, Jupiter In Cancer
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30:50Send us a text In this episode of Own Your Piece, I dive deep into the powerful upcoming transit of Jupiter entering Cancer—and why it's such a big deal energetically. Jupiter is the planet of luck, expansion, and growth, and when it moves into Cancer, a sign known for emotional depth, home, and nurturing, the collective energy shifts in a profound…
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New Moon, New You? But Make It Hot & Aligned
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25:32Send us a text In this episode, I’m taking you all the way back to third grade, yep, we’re talking moon phases, but with a spiritual glow-up. I’m breaking down how each moon phase acts like your own personal cosmic coach, guiding you through a 28-day rhythm of intention, action, release, and rest. I’ll walk you through each phase, from the quiet be…
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I haven’t even seen the merchandise and you want an email address to save on shipping? How about no! This week Garrett returns as the King of America to remove one petty annoyance from society at a time. Your friend that won’t stop spamming your DMs with TikToks and Reels? Gone. Your neighbor’s loud muffler? He drives a Prius now. Come yell, laugh …
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The Maui Trip! Airport Anxiety, Uber Nightmare and an Exploding Hairdryer
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42:13Garrett recaps his 35th Birthday trip to Maui and it was anything but chill. From nearly missing his first-class flight to a deeply cursed Uber ride and a hairdryer that almost killed his mom on Mother's Day. Just another day in paradise, right!? Also, why the Hyatt Regency’s pool feels less like a resort and more like a prison yard, birthday dread…
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Gene Keys Made Simple (ish): Your Soul’s Cheat Codes
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37:47Send us a text In this episode of Own Your Piece, I’m diving into the deeply transformative magic of the Gene Keys—one of my absolute favorite tools for self-discovery. What if the very patterns you’ve been trying to fix are actually your greatest superpowers in disguise? That’s the lens I want you to see through as we explore this together. I brea…
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Comedian Jess Torres - Part 2: Aliens, Conspiracies and Flirty Red Flags
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1:24:55Garrett’s conversation with comedian Jess Torres is back for Part 2! No topic is off limits as they discuss conspiracy theories, aliens and the pandemic. Later they play the game Flirt or Flee where Garrett reads several first date scenarios and Jess has to decide if she’d stay and flirt or if she’d flee! Follow Jess Torres on Instagram! @pretty_fu…
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The Astro-Emotional Glow-Up You Didn’t Know You Needed (*Hint It's All About Your Moon)
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37:52Send us a text This week on Own Your Piece, we’re diving into all things moon signs and how they hold the secret sauce to understanding how we really need to be cared for emotionally, energetically, and soul-deep. With Mother’s Day just around the corner, I wanted to explore how we can show up for ourselves (and others) with more compassion, intent…
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Comedian Jess Torres - Part 1: Dating, Using Ex’s Netflix and The White Lotus
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1:14:37Comedian Jess Torres joins The G Lex Podcast for a hilarious conversation including our take on a listener’s problem with his girlfriend using her ex’s Netflix account, bad dates and a deep dive into The White Lotus Season 3! Follow Jess Torres on Instagram! @pretty_funnycomedy Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the proble…
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Bougie Vibes & Big Dreams: Manifestation, Taurus Style
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38:10Send us a text This week on Own Your Piece, I’m sinking into the rich, cozy vibes of Taurus season, it’s giving luxury meets manifestation magic. You know that scene in Parks & Rec with Donna and Tom? “Treat yo’self?” That’s the whole mood. Taurus energy is all about slowing down, grounding into the present moment, and fully soaking in the beauty a…
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A Night with No Sleep and Main Character Energy
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26:18How is it 2025 and we still have the same rink-a-dink smoke detectors? Those jigsaw puzzles have ruined our sleep for the last time! The King of America (hi, that’s me, Garrett) has returned to demand we do better! Also, a listener is sick of all the main character energy around town and wants to know if there’s hope for the future. You’ve entered …
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Astrology Is INTENSE Right Now—Let’s Talk About It
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32:09Send us a text This week on Own Your Piece, I’m diving deep into the cosmic swirl we’re all swimming in right now, because let’s be real, the energy has been a lot. We’re in the middle of one of the most intense astrological years we’ve seen in a hot minute, and if you’re feeling a little squeezed, overwhelmed, or just plain tender. In this episode…
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Life Hacks That Could Ruin Their Life - Or Yours!
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35:34Desperate times call for desperate life hacks. In this episode, Garrett brings up some of the most unhinged “life hacks” the internet has to offer, plus a few of his own. From stealing hotel breakfasts to scamming security cameras to get away with crime, here’s how to ruin your life in the name of efficiency! Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know…
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From Dance Floors to Deep Talks: 23 Years of Marriage Unfiltered
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50:51Send us a text In this week’s episode of Own Your Piece, I’m bringing on a very special guest—my husband, Kelly Thueson! 🥰 We’re getting real and raw about our love story—from meeting at a dance club (yes, we were those people) to getting engaged and building a life together. We talk about what it really takes to make a relationship work: communica…
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Flights Delayed, Suitcase Drenched and a Sports Bar at 30,000 Feet!
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38:42Garrett's back from his Austin trip with one mission: TAKE DOWN AMERICAN AIRLINES (kidding... kind of). This episode is a full-blown airport saga packed with chaos, crowd control, and one unzipped suitcase. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If …
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From Chaos to Clarity: Human Design for Modern Parenting
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39:51Send us a text In this episode, I discuss one of my absolute favorite topics—human design—and how it can totally transform the way we parent. I’m talking about those lightbulb moments when everything clicks, and you finally understand why your kid does what they do (and no, it’s not just to test your patience). We explore how understanding your chi…
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Move Like You Mean It (and Like You're Meant To)
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29:28Send us a text In this episode of Own Your Piece, I dive deep into something I’m wildly passionate about—how health and fitness can actually vibe with your unique energy blueprint. Yep, we’re talking Human Design and astrology, and how they weave into movement, wellness, and feeling amazing in your body. Ever wonder why some days you crush your wor…
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Entitlement, Gym Hogs and The Parade Incident
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35:48Why is everyone so entitled lately? From gym hogs to line-cutters, WE ALL CAN’T BE THE MAIN CHARACTER! Unfortunately, I might be part of the problem, too. Plus a parade meltdown that haunts me years later. This week’s episode is a love letter to every listener who has ever flipped off a stranger or wish they did. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to …
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Adulting Is Overrated—Let’s Play! Unleash Your Joy & Creativity with Human Design Magic
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25:54Send us a text Hey there! It’s me, Andie Thueson, and today we’re diving headfirst into something we all need more of—play, joy, and good ol’ fun. Somewhere between paying bills and doing laundry, many of us have misplaced our playful spark. But guess what? It’s still in there, just waiting for a chance to come out and dance! I’m bringing in a litt…
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This One's For You Dad, A Heartfelt Tribute – Grief, Dreams & Human Design
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45:49Send us a text In this touching (and soul-hugging) episode, I open up about the unexpected loss of my dad—my biggest cheerleader, dreamer-in-chief, and lifelong supporter. Through the lens of human design and astrology, I dive into the wild ride of grief, the magic of connection beyond the physical, and the beautiful messiness of healing. I share s…
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Speakerphone in Public? Jail. Immediate Jail.
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39:57If I were King of America, my first order of business would be to outlaw using speakerphone in public, followed by making sure crushes expire at age 22. Also, what do you do when someone slides into your DMs, gets flirty, then vanishes? This week, we've got a listener dealing with a ghosting situation and a new segment that might just change the wo…
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Navigating Eclipse Season – Embracing Change & Transformation
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26:40Send us a text Welcome back to Own Your Piece! This week, I'm diving deep into the cosmic shake-up of eclipse season and what it means for your personal growth. If you’ve been feeling a little off, more emotional than usual, or sensing big shifts brewing—you're not alone. Eclipses stir things up, pushing us toward transformation, whether we’re read…
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Unlocking Your Human Design Superpower
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1:11:32Send us a text Welcome back to Own Your Piece! This week, I'm cracking open the fascinating world of Human Design—aka, your personal owner's manual for life. Ever wonder why you feel a certain way in different environments? Or why some people are natural leaders while others shine as guides? It’s all in your energetic blueprint! In this episode, I …
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Send us a text Hey, hey! It’s finally happening—my podcast is LIVE! 🎉 I’ve been sitting on this idea for way too long, letting fear and overthinking get in the way. But here I am, hitting record and stepping into something that has been calling me for years. Welcome to Own Your Piece! In this very first episode, I’m sharing a bit about my journey—h…
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Virgin Voyages, My First Tattoo and My Ex's Mom Wants To Hang Out
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25:02Welcome to the first video episode of The G Lex Podcast, you can watch on YouTube @GarrettLexell, make sure to subscribe while you’re there so you don’t miss future video episodes! This week’s episode is recorded from Garrett’s cabin aboard the Valiant Lady somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean! Garrett gives a quick trip update on his Virgin Voyages cru…
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BONUS: Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 10-12 Sister-Palooza & Prenup Panic
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33:12The sisters this season are jealous, suspicious and maybe even a bit creepy! Are the contestants engaged or their sisters? Dave and Lauren finally reach a breaking point (who’s surprised?) Virginia and Devin dive deeper into getting a prenup, while Ben & Sara talk about their values…again, and again. Plus my thoughts on the Bachelor / Bachelorette …
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Are dating apps ruining modern romance? I think I’ve cracked the code on how to fix it. In this episode, I reveal my million-dollar idea (hello, Sharks!) to bring back real, in-person dating. Would you try it? DM or Email me after listening and let me know! @garrettlexell or [email protected] Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (…
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BONUS: Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 7-9 Vanillas on Vacation
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49:26The couples are out of the pods and head to Honduras! Honestly, they’re just as bland and vanilla as when they were cooped up. There are some highlights, prediction changes and awkward moments along the way. Tune in to hear who’s thriving, who’s diving and WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH DAVE!!?? I can hear the wedding bells for some and others, suitcases bei…
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Cruising Solo…Again. Plus, First Date Fails
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34:21Booked a cruise hoping I’d be in a relationship…and yet, here we are. Again. This week, I’m talking all things solo travel—why I keep ending up cruising alone, my plans to get my first tattoo on board, and how I’m making the most of it. I also take a hard look in the mirror to try and figure out why my first dates aren’t turning into second dates. …
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BONUS: Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 4-6 - Cream Pies & Goodbyes
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1:03:31The Pods are…still open. I get into everything that happened in episodes 4-6. Love triangles start to break, proposals are made and some of my early predictions are proven wrong! It’s time to say congratulations and goodbye as the pods come to a close and Honduras appears on the horizon! Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 4-6 Recap DISCLAIMER: I am not asso…
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BONUS: Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 1-3 - Attachment Styles & Early Predictions
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1:08:15The Pods are open, the red flags are flaggin’ and I have THOUGHTS! I break down the first three episodes of Love is Blind Season 8. We already have questionable connections, issues with attachment styles and a couple love triangles circling the drain. I break down episodes 1-3, give my early predictions, who’s doomed and who I think will make it. G…
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Maybe it’s because I’m single on Valentine’s Day. Maybe it’s the moon. Maybe it’s Maybelline (it’s not). Whatever it is, I’ve been feeling…off. This week I’m scrapping all the plans for a Valentine’s Day episode and keeping it raw and unfiltered. Job drama, dateless on Valentine’s Day and the Super Bowl Half-Time show all weighing on my mind. You c…
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Would you stay on a date with someone who showed up two hours late? Would you keep dating a guy who won’t let you see where he lives? Would you survive the most embarrassing first date ever? We’re tackling all of it in this episode, from Garrett’s personal nightmare of a sushi date to some of the craziest Reddit dating stories you’ve ever heard. Pl…
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If you’ve ever swiped through a dating app and thought, “Is this really the best humanity has to offer?”—this episode is for you. Garrett rants about the worst bios, the most ridiculous self-imposed dating rules, and the kind of people you should definitely avoid. Plus, it’s time to play Flirt or Flee—a new segment where we decide which red flags a…
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Four Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Four Dollars
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38:50Do you ever have a week where the vibes just seem…off? That’s how this week went for Garrett. Getting pulled over, an outrageous dentist bill, and an unexpected life lesson about when to say “No”. In this episode, Garrett explores the highs and lows from a strange week, tying it all together with a reminder to keep moving forward—even when life say…
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I’m The Problem, It’s Me - Disaster in the DMs and Ex Talk on First Date
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33:15Kicking off the new “I’m The Problem, It’s Me” segment, Garrett shares his own red-flag-filled dating story and reflects on when curiosity (and Instagram stalking) goes to far! You get to be the judge if Garrett is the problem in this Instagram DM disaster. Later in the episode, a listener writes in with an awkward first date where a guy won’t stop…
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What do a Krispy Kreme disaster and a New Year’s cruise have in common? Chaos, awkwardness, and Garrett finding himself in the middle of both. In this episode, Garrett recounts a trip to Walmart that turned into an accidental Krispy Kreme wrestling match—because, of course, donut displays are always ready to sabotage your day. The awkwardness doesn…
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In this special episode of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett recaps his wild “Justin Timberweek”—a whirlwind VIP journey to three Justin Timberlake concerts across Florida. From hotel drama in Sunrise, FL to chaotic crowds in Jacksonville, Garrett dishes out hilarious and brutally honest takes on concerts, road trips and why he’s officially DONE with Hilt…
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Weird Fears, Phobias and a Shark Named JAWS
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41:26What’s your weirdest fear? Garrett opens up about his irrational terror of dark water and a near-death encounter with a cockroach in the shower. Along the way, he revisits creepy moments from his time working at The JAWS Ride at Universal Studios that unlocked a new fear forever! On this week’s Thread of the Week segment, Garrett connects with Thre…
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Getting Catcalled in Austin and iPhone Wedding Vows
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30:09In the debut episode of The G Lex Podcast, host Garrett Lexell sets the tone for what’s to come. With humor and honesty, he dives into his recent trip to Austin, Texas which includes dodging Hurricane Milton, surviving the infamous Lady Bird Lake Killer and getting catcalled in a parking lot. Plus, he shares his hot take on why wedding vows should …
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Not Thirty, Not Flirty, and NOT Thriving: Champagne Episode - Ep 30
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31:51The girls are getting old and have moved on into their thirties. To stay with the theme, it is all things thirty. Bet you didn’t know there was so much behind the number 30 did you? Well after this episode you will know even more. And speaking of knowing, Shev also shows off and recalls the 200 digits of pi that she knows by memory… show off.…
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The Windmill: Into the Shev Residence on Bachelor Mondays - Ep 29
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33:52Because they have nothing better to talk about, Matter of Laugh continues their venture into the world of The Bachelorette. Hannah Beast brings four guys to the fantasy suites and takes one into a windmill and the girls predict what will happen while digging into the past of the last four guys standing! And don’t forget, even after all this, Jesus …
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Jesus Still Loves Me Bachelorette Recap - Ep 28
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31:25Shev and Schab watch and record this episode live with the viewing of the Bachelorette on Monday July 1st. This is the episode before hometowns and the numbers are winding down. Over a couple glasses of wine, the girls present their true feelings towards these men and give you every detail that happened this episode during the commercials. If you d…
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With Schab home sick and Shev’s fear of germs, Matter of Laugh records their first episode away from one another. The quality is so bad you will likely stop listening shortly after they begin. More details of “The Catnapping of Sangrio” are revealed and the story begins to come to life, so that's fun.…
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Shev and Schab dive into the mysteries of the English language while at a loss of words themselves. It is a struggle of an episode, but it actually turned out great. Both Shev and Schab were in weird moods, they decided that they would write the mystery comedy short story “The Catnapping of Sangrio” THIS IS NOT A DRILL!…
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Gun to Throat with JV Squadcast: Alvin Schwartz the Rabid Spirit Horse- Ep 25
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1:08:08Shev and little bit of Schab came prepared with fun questions and a new version of “This or That” for the honored guests Casey Jost and Joe Imburgio, comedy producers of the TV series Impractical Jokers and hosts of the JV Squadcast. After discussing rabid mexican hairlesses, Alvin Schwartz and discovering the striking similarities between Matter o…
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Cry Pretty: Things that make you cry - Ep 24
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49:09Shev and Schab discuss all things that can make you cry from Dustin Pedroia, to onions, to lack of sleep. Starting with a recap of the Star Wars themed Red Sox Game last week, Shev gives Schab a very brief Star Wars lesson and Schab finally reveals the stadium giveaway. Something incredibly special happens to Shev at the game and she is ready for t…
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Burpin and Climbin: That’s about it - Ep 23
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43:42In this exhilarating episode Shev and Schab, in attempt to discuss rock climbing, spent a whopping 10 minutes on the subject and spent the rest on burping, rings, Mitch Moreland, drones, limewire and almost anything but climbing. And really that’s about it.By Shev and Schab
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Payback is a Bitch and Then You Die: Revisiting the Past - Ep 22
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44:54March 28th marked an important date for past topics of Matter of Laugh. Shev and Schab revisit the Bachelor, Red Sox, Impractical Jokers, and the fan page with crazy robots. A content filled episode goes from Schab having bangs to cinnamon to ice cream. Once again, the lovely catfishing robots provide some quality quotes; hence the wonderful title.…
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The Recap: Bachelor Finale and Impractical Jokers Cruise 3 - Ep 21
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49:54Following the latest installment of Matter of Laugh, Shev and Schab revisit their Bachelor predictions and discuss their many inaccuracies. Didn’t watch the Bachelor? That’s perfect because this is all you really need to know about the season and how it ended. The fence jump and the winner is revealed and highly judged by the two hosts. Then Shev f…
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