The Couch with Decomposeur is a sporadically updated podcast with movie reviews, potentially pointless crackpot theories, and the occasional digression about the woeful shortcomings of us as a species. Hosted by Carina, a generally unpleasant lummox with a penchant for horror films and chai tea. Have a seat. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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S3 - E2: COVID-19, Pt. 2, Electric Boogaloo
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25:47How are you coping? One day at a time, I hope. Are celebrities just like us yet? Tune in to find out! Spoiler alert: they are not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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In this episode, I discuss the pertinence of 2011's Contagion and complain about pandemic films in general. Wash your hands. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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In this episode, I discuss your location history stored in Google and attempt to find out why Google only wants to know your fast food habits and not your religious ones. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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In this episode, I discuss the concept of forgiveness. Today's targets are: Ellen DeGeneres, Amber Guyger, Gandhi, and your parents. Let's face it, they all had it coming. Darkness is Coming Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcas…
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S2 - E7: How To Grieve/90's TV/Snapchat Filters
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30:24In this episode, I address illness making me losing my voice, my cat Rupert dying of a mysterious illness, and the general mental illness encouraged by Snapchat filters. The sixth stage of grief is settling with diminished expectations. We don't deserve our pets. Airport Lounge Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Att…
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S2 - E6: Mermaids and Folklore and Racism, Oh My!
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35:15In this episode, I discuss the controversy of a casting choice centered around race, theorize the classification of a mythical creature, and balk at white tears. Y'all really made me read about mermaids all day today. You can support this podcast here: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support Email: [email protected] Darkness is Coming by…
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In this episode, I talk about freak occurrences that have resulted in accidents up to and including death for stunt performers and actors on movie sets. Bonus lecture on the anatomy of bullets included. How is Tom Cruise alive? Please send me your lizard people theories. Email: [email protected] You can support this podcast here: https…
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I waited for two months to complain about this movie. Get ready for statistics and hypotheticals. Darkness is Coming by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100584 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ I…
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In this episode, I discuss historical missteps at The Academy Awards ceremony, as long as current questionable decisions they've made regarding this year's ceremony. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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In this episode, I talk about Louis CK's less-than triumphant return to comedy and what makes a joke worth telling. I Knew a Guy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support…
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Where have I been? Why am I back? Also, excerpts from a dated cookbook. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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S1 - E16: FRIENDCAST - On The Subject of Dating
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1:17:25In this episode, we discuss dating, Tinder, the actual "benefits" of being friends with benefits, and Mason's Ray Bans are broken. Feat. Mas The Moon Masta --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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In this episode, I complain about the caucasity of F6 people milking up my anime spinoffs. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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S1 - E14: Beauty And The Beast: Everyone Is Broken
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32:55In this episode, I recount the 1991 Disney classic, Beauty and the Beast, with a focus on Chip's mental health, a tangent about pipe organs, and a case for why the Beast is unfairly demonized. Published on Dec 4, 2016 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support…
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S1 - E12: Toy Story - Woody is the Antagonist
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14:30In this episode, I examine the role of Woody as a 'protagonist' in Toy Story. Time to split hairs, folks. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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S1 - E11: Valentine's Day! Swiss Army Man: Learning to Love The Weird
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11:37Published on Feb 13, 2017 In this episode, I review Swiss Army Man and try not to sound too bitter about Valentine's Day. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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Published on Oct 31, 2016 In this episode, I review Phantam: Ravager, discuss the Phantasm reunion I attended in 2012, and even complain about Jonathan Frakes for a minute. Featuring music made by my friend and some music courtesy of Youtube Audio Library. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support…
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S1 - E9: The Room: The Best Worst Movie Ever Made
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19:31Published on Feb 5, 2017 In this episode, I discuss The Room, one of the best worst movies I've ever seen and why it is almost good. Almost. Also I talk about whatever I want after that because I made the rules round these parts. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support…
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S1 - E8: Review: Nine LIves, The Guest, A Haunting At Silver Falls
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37:37In this episode, I discuss my latest Netflix depression binge. Originally uploaded November 3, 2016. All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support…
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In this episode, I discuss evil twin movies: movies where the plots are very similar and were released within a close time frame. Originally published Sept 28, 2016 All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters…
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I lost two friends within one month to suicide. If you or someone you know is feeling desperate, alone or hopeless? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255), a free, 24-hour hotline available to anyone in suicidal crisis or emotional distress. Please do not underestimate the hole you will leave. --- Support this podcas…
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In this episode, I discuss the missteps of a once mighty acting career. Originally published September 3, 2016 I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100199 Artist: http://incompetech…
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S1 - E4: The Thing: Macready Is The Thing
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18:25In this episode, I theorize about Macready's role in The Thing. Originally published August 21, 2016 All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support…
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S1 - E3: Badman vs. Stupidman - A Plea To Zack Snyder
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24:15In this episode, I discuss the failings of the DC cinematic universe based solely on their first two films, and I make recommendations and predictions for their trajectory. Originally uploaded August 4, 2016. "Vicious" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/…
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S1 - E2: Thoughts on Hangovers, Crockpots, and Fiber
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8:40This episode focuses on the morning's regrets of various food and drink from the previous day. Originally published July 21, 2016 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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S1 - E1: Jingle All The Way - Arnold Is Not The Father
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12:11In this episode, I theorize about the parentage of Jamie Langston and tinfoil hat about why the parents are the way they are. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/decomposeur/support
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