Shea in Irving is the degenerate guru known by many as the infamous caller on the Dan Patrick Show. Shea discusses the important things in life like betting 75% of your net worth on a football game, finding a bookie in rehab, spotting the point shavers, and finding action all year round whether it be Little League World Series or Women's Championship Curling. He cares about one thing above all else, speaking the truth and he usually doesn't have a choice because he is so drunk on whiskey. Po ...
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Jerry Jones is the Joe Biden of NFL owners, Flying Dildos
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1:00:49Back home and refreshed from a Caribbean vacation so let's ruin that by talking Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. Dylan is here to talk about his pickleball injury and cooking enchiladas - much to Shea's disgust. Also - the NFL/ESPN deal... including the Dan Patrick/ESPN reporter Don Van Natta beef. Later - Smelling Salts and Flying Dildos (and why a di…
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Live from Dylan the Graphics Guy's apartment/safehouse this week. The boys cover the Vegas trip from Dylan's POV, Trump & Epstein, Cowboys, the NFL PA collusion / strip club debacle, Ozzy and the Hulkster - the new intern for DP Takes A Gamble - and of course, Hunter Biden. Get it in yall.
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Roommate passed out after a dinner party with friends. Perfect time to pod. Recap of the Vegas trip with Dylan and Ray, EPSTEIN AND TRUMP, the cancellation of Colbert - and emails. and other shit. Whatever. Also - Shea in Irving College Football 26 dynasty league info below. Get it in yall. COLLEGE FOOTBALL 26 INFO: (for both Xbox and Playstation):…
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Tell Shea how to sell his soul (and his body)
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51:15Dan went on Pardon My Take and described Shea as "some guy". How would YOU describe Shea? Also - Shea is going to Vegas this weekend with Dylan, Ray and Mario from Dan Patrick Takes A Gamble. Then - a breakdown of the Epstein news. Later, how Shea met the roommate, the best sports to watch on drugs - and the best sports to gamble on. Emails as well…
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Shea, Director of Communications for the Soccer Board
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49:40Shea is in the doghouse with the roommate for sleeping in until 2pm - and she calls in mid-show... so stay tuned for that phone call Also, pigs are dumb, New York has a new Dem nominee - and the pod missed a war in the Middle East when we were gone so recap on that. Get it in.
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The breakup we're all talking about. Some pony action. Emails. Going to Italy so no pod next week. Arrivederci mf's. Get it in.
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Shea, Dylan and Ray this week! The boys recap Stefon Diggs' escapades, Shea's soccer board interview for Social Media Chair, Shea smoking a deer in his Musk-mobile, the Cowboys being doomed, Why Ohio and Indiana suck - and of course, child trafficking conspiracies.
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I want back on the hooch. India vs Pakistan. NBA is clearly rigged. Immigration compromise. Cowboys schedule. Roommate is premenstural. Get it in. New audio shit in the studio. Dylan is louder. I'm a bit echoey. working on it. Fuck you.
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Dylan joins the pod and recaps the trip to Green Bay for the NFL Draft as well as that one time he had a warrant out for his arrest. Roomate in Berlin and shit's going off the rails. Emails. Shedeur Sanders and the Falcons DC's kid who pranked Shedeur. Good to be back. Get it in.
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OUR MASTERS CORRESPONDENT CHECKS IN with Shea and Dylan
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54:12Our investigative reporter Senor Will is boots on the ground at Augusta. We get his insight on the secret tunnels at Augusta. Later, Emails, Tariffs, and Masters bets. Get it in.
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Has Shea Ever Deuced in a Strip Club? Will Shea Run for the Seat on his School Board?
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43:18Shea gets vulnerable multiple times including about how much he loves his kids and whether or not he's ever taken a deuce in a strip club. Then, the "IM NOT GAY NO MORE" guy from YouTube. College Basketball. Tariffs. And Finally - Shea might run for the school board and Producer John is a virtual drug kingpin now. Emails and Voicemails. And let us …
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Group Chat Leaks, Conspiracy Hour with Hammer De Tejas
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51:58Cowboys trading Dak? Group Chat Leaks between you and your degen friends/National Security officials? DOGE update, March Madness update, Emails - and finally our new segment - Conspiracy Theories with Hammer. Get it in yall.
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MARCH MADNESS 4 DEGENS w/ Dylan the Graphics Guy
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51:53Dylan made some time in his precious schedule filling in for Fritzy on the DP show this week to join Shea and chat all things March Madness - and yeah no shit things go off the rails. Good luck to all your degen brackets this weekend. Get it in.
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Dictator Power Rankings and Gambling. What the Hell Else Do You Want?
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53:27First off - keno winnings. Second, Shea thinks a certain Democrat governor is gonna win in 2026. Then - Emails including Shea's historical dictator power rankings, free agent tampering in the NFL. Finally - some sports/polymarket bets - and some politics talk. NEXT WEEK - NEW SEGMENT: Conspiracy theories found on the X "For You" tab -presented by H…
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A MONTH OFF AND A SOCCER BOARD REVOLUTION TO SHOW FOR IT
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54:54We'll we're back baby. First things first: Shea's hostile takeover of the town soccer board is happening. But also: getting banned from the West Virginia dog track and casino, a recap of the trip to Atlantic City with Dylan, Ray and Bad Larry from Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, an update on Ukraine and DOGE - and finally - emails. It's good to be back…
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Superbowl Props & the chop shop known as DOGE
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46:08Shea is going to a dog track in WV. Mavs Luka trade conspiracy theories (brought to us by @chris_kratovil), DOGE's job with the government so far, Super Bowl props (Shea already won one we think), emails, USAID and Condos in Gaza. Get it in!
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A SHORT DISPATCH FROM THE BAHAMAS ft. Chad the Dad
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20:19Good evening degens. Short pod from Harbor Island in the Bahamas because we gotta go play KENO. Chad the Dad from Philly breaks down the Eagles - Commanders game. Shea breaks down the Schottenheimer hire - and breaks down mentally. Little info on the vacation so far. Back next week with a full eppy. Get it in!…
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DING DONG THE FAT MAN'S DEAD, Shea's Vermont Trip recap
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53:04Cowboys old coach and potential new coach reaction - and why Shea calls McCarthy the fat man. Then, recap of the Vermont ski trip, emails - a little of the Texas game - and other assorted degeneracy. Get it in.
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California Fires, Texas Football, Catching Hammer up on Current Events
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1:22:03Hammer back. The boys talk California fires, CFP (Texas-Ohio St, Penn St-Notre Dame), the Fox Sports Drama, Shea gives advice to listeners about blaming old people for your problems. And we catch Hammer up on the news. Get it in.
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BACK FROM EUROPE AND READY TO GET IT IN
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1:05:34Vienna recap. Had to watch ball with 13 kids sleeping in a 2 bedroom apartment and the roommate is now wanted by INTERPOL for stroller theft. Some NFL and College ball talk (more later this week with Hammer in the next pod.) A breakdown of the New Orleans and Vegas truck weaponizers, Elon/Vivek Visa bullshit and your loyal emails. Get it in!…
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The Drones, The College Football Playoff, Shea goes to Austria
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46:53The Drones. What are they? Then, CFP playoff underdog lines Shea likes. Hammer breaks down transfer portal. Shea's heading to Austria during the UT game and United might cornhole him with no TV on the flight. Later - emails. And finally, eating squirrels. No pod next week - but will be posting vids from Austria on twitter, insta, youtube and the to…
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College Football Playoff Reaction, The CEO Shooter's Manifesto Sucked
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1:07:29Hammer is back. The boys talk CEO shooter, College Football bracket and bets - and lots of listener questions including how to not give away the fact that you got money on a game when watching with family. Also, the Dr Pepper Scholarship football toss game is fraudulent. And the Cowboys are deader than dead. Get it in!…
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Shea covers exactly what you'd expect in this pod: college football, his therapy sessions with the childless therapist and the roommate, Hunter Biden - and the assassination of health care executives. Emails. Shenanigans. Get it in. AND LEAVE US VOICEMAILS. 203-350-9175
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THE THANKSGIVING SPECIAL with Luke Burbank
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44:45Co-Host of podcast "Too Beautiful To Live" Luke Burbank joins Shea to talk about holidays during their weird upbringings, the do's and don'ts around the holiday season - and of course - gambling. Enjoy your turkeys and the copious amounts of 'ball this weekend. Back next week. Get it in.
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Gather 'round. Because Uncle Shea is dishing his degen's guide to surviving the Holidays. Then Shea talks about his spat with the soccer moms who can dish it... but can't take it. Also, Cowboys coach situation, Dak's trade situation, Shea's bets and this week's college football slate... and lots of emails. NEXT TUESDAY: Luke Burbank joins the pod t…
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