Carter's attempting a glitchless, no potions run of Two Chunks And A Hunk today. Jordan can't quite differentiate between the dream and reality. Doz uncovers the secrets of sequential nomenclature. And Matthew? Thank you, let's go. It's week three of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and you there boy, what day is it?? Is it Christmas? No, it's the d…

Remember Jordan and Carter from Two Chunks And A Hunk? You won't believe what the childhood stars look (and act) like now! Shocking! Even doctors couldn't explain it, until one day..... Did you click "play" yet? It's week two of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and we're wishing we'd called it like Friendship Healing or Podcast Healing or something.…

We're in the presence of royalty this week as we begin Summer of Love. Nope! It's not Bolo Yeung, break out star of Bloodsport, Double Impact, and (presumably) at least one other movie. It's Prince Freddie (of the kingdom Junior), and he is here to remind us that She is, in fact, All That. Welcome to week one of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing. This…

By night they come. The teeth. Shimmering, effervescent motes of white against the eternal black. The teeth. A dental deity dancing distractingly, disastrously close. The teeth. A flash in the moonlight, a pearl-white smile. They shine. They sparkle. The teeth. Our least favorite romance movie cliche. In this episode: The Top Tens, Planning Summer …

Whenever you go out, do people always shout? That's just John, Jordan, Justin playing jjjolf. In this episode: jjjolf, Extra Credit, The Running Man Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy…

Witness the explosive action adventure you have to see to believe. Join Hollywood superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme and newcomer to the cinema scene Claude-Jean Damme Van as together they weave a tapestry of intrigue, action, and desire in DOUBLE IMPACT. One movie. Two Guys. Big Legs. And? Karate. In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Double Imp…

We promise you it was an accident. It's not his best movie, okay? We just didn't have another choice! We don't really think that! Please, you have to believe us. In this episode: Blind Ranking, Movies That Simply Are What They Are, Personality Quiz, Daddurday Afternoon Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations …

Many years ago, on this very podcast, a harrowing wager was made. A dangerous gamble, a roll of the dice. Would a certain character live to see the credits of Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning? Or would they, like so many before them, lose their life in the service of the greater good? The consequences for losing this bet were nebulous, an in…

When was the last time you jumped right into a Freeman? One second, you're a normal, regular guy. The next — BOOM — you're celebrated actor and beloved Hollywood superstar Morgan Freeman. And, this is important, you can't stop at old timey baseball announcer on the way to Freeman. Sorry, we don't make the rules. In this episode: Pop-Tarts, Daddurda…

Almost none of us would be here without the contributions of a mother. And that's just science, folks. But, like, which mom is the best one? Which one is the worst one? If only there was a way to know for sure. In this episode: Blind Draft, Whatcha Streamin, The Sellevator Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It…

A lot of people ask us how to make a podcast, and in this exclusive insider look, we're breaking it down for you. This episode is your Insider Pass, your ticket to the VIP room. It's full industry secrets only the pros know, plus a couple of the most helpful tips and tricks we've picked up on the path to becoming true titans of podcasting. Turns ou…

Who knew there were two songs about marching ants? In this episode: Blind Draft, Road Trip Strategy, The Wheel of Cinemotion, Survivor Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It's got original music, compelling characters, and a great story to get lost in, regardless of your level of D&D experience. What's not to l…

Yeah, the prestigious movies are nice. We all love a sad biopic every now and then. We need our gut-wrenching indie coming of age dramas and our brutally honest slice-of-life character studies. But you know what else we need? For venerated actor and peerless talent, star of stage and screen, Sir Ian McKellen to get some slime dumped on him. Just on…

Picture this: a talking dog, but, like, underwater. He solves mysteries with his friends, and the perpetrators of these crimes are often disguised in a frightening or ghoulish manor. But, again, they're all underwater. All the time. Wearing, like, some kind of really sick Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. This description is longer tha…

A lot of people won't tell you this, but here goes: in a battle of mustards, a mustard's going to lose. And it sucks, honestly it does. Because then you think about all the good times you had with the mustard. How it was there for you with its tangy, zippy, vinegar-y, yellowness. Crisp and cold from the fridge, tracing the outlines of your food lik…

Join us in giving a warm Two Chunks welcome to Kyle of Infinity FC, Dallas’ Only Professional Rec-League Soccer Team! We're talking footy (or "soccer" for all you Yanks), we're looking up Hawgs on the internet (of the "hedge" variety), and we're playing some Extra Credit (a real "my friend rainbowed the ball over my head" of a game if you ask us). …

LISTENERS! IT IS TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR DELIRIUM. WITH THE CHANGE OF THE SEASONS COMES A GREAT THRESHING, A SEPARATION OF THE WHEAT FROM THE TARES, OF THE JUICE FROM THE RIND, OF THE CHAMPS FROM THE CHUMPS, SO TO SPEAK. A CLARIFYING. A REFINING. AND, ULTIMATELY, A CHAMPION'S CORONATION. THIS YEAR, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED THE MOST NOTORIOUS, THE MOST ASTON…

So, they're making a new Harry Potter. Yeah, I know. Yep, like, starting over. Have you not heard about this? It's crazy. They're just, like, doing it again. The stuff we've seen, they're, like, making another one of it. Oh me? Glad you asked. I'm somewhere between rabid excitement and complete apathy. In this episode: Harry Potter Reboot, Spring D…

It's tough out there for movie-idea-havers. After all, there's only so many things you can make a movie about. Man versus beast? Done. Jaws. Man versus nature? Um, hello Twister. Man versus himself? Yep, that's just Face/Off. But what if we told you there was another option. A way to make a new movie, without actually thinking of a new movie. You'd…

Okay. Let's power through these. Aldi, if you're listening, we're sorry. Gabby, if you're listening, we're sorry (or you're welcome, depending on your vibe). Mister Stiltskin, if you're listening, stop being such a nasty little guy. Jim Carrey's The Ridler, if you're listening, can we borrow some money? And finally, you, if you're listening, thanks…

So what if we liked P.E.?? Do you think that makes us, like, jocks or something?? Just because we like dodgeball?? And butt scooters?? Seriously?? That's all it takes?? In this episode: Box Office Ball, The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Traitors Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chu…

They say it takes one to know one, and seeing as how not a one of us is blonde, we knew just who to call when we were asked to blind rank a list of ten blondes. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud and stars of Finding Mr. Christmas on Hallmark+, to answer the world's most important question: who…

We've done several hundred episodes for humans. This one, though? It's for the machines. We love you and we're so thankful you took over because, honestly, we humans weren't doing that good of a job, like, as a group. Enjoy this podcast episode (we thought of it with our meat brains and said it with our flesh mouths, isn't that so old fashioned of …

Welcome to the Bobcast, folks! Be they of Boston, the Drag Queen, or an acronym for a made up sport, Bobs have made their home on our show today. But first — summer's coming up! Are you prepared? In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Box Office Ball, The Traitors 2. Breathe by Cambo is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 Internation…

Listen......we don't really know what to say here. I mean, you clicked on it. You saw the episode title and you still clicked on it. That can't possibly be our fault, right?? For what it's worth, I bet there are no other podcasts in the world with these specific words in this specific order. That's gotta count for something. Right? And to think, it…

It's finally here. The grand prize. The pièce de résistance of the holiday season -- a Hallmark movie staring the newly christened Mr. Christmas. And hoo boy. It's.....certainly a movie. In this episode: 2025 Crystal Ball Predictions, Happy Howlidays Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 01 https://justindozier.bandcamp.com/album/imagine-du…

Could it be? We've waited so long, we had almost given up hope. But no. It must be true! Bells are ringing! Birds are singing! In the streets — a parade! Our Mr. Christmas has been found, and he's just here looking for.............Holly?!? In this episode: Finding Mr. Christmas, Episodes 7-8 Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 01 https://…

Boy, we thought this guy would be easier to find. Our coverage of Hallmark's Finding Mr. Christmas, the almost-too-wild-to-be-true competition reality show that is certainly not sweeping the nation, continues this week with episodes four through six. Who uses their American accent? Whose talent is just jumping? And most importantly, what are we gon…

They made this show for us, specifically. That has to be the explanation, right? There's no way something that's so exactly our flavor, so exactly tailored to our interests, so clearly designed to meet our exact definition of "the perfect show" just exists out of pure happenstance, right? Unless...you don't think...it couldn't be....a Christmas mir…

You've heard of them, and we watched them. Now, get this, we're talking about 'em. Just one of the many ways that we continue to Defy Gravity here on this podcast. We saw Gladiator II and Wicked with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and we're here to bring you all of our thoughts! Did we cry? Were we moved? Should Gladiator II, like, even exist? Listen t…

Tributes! We are nearing the final hours of this year's Games, and it seems you've forgotten the whole, like, deal. No more glaring at one another. No more vaguely threatening "why-I-oughta" encounters. And please, no more team ups. Do remember there can only be one winner. Let's turn up the intensity, shall we? In this episode: ChatGPT Hunger Game…

It's the most hungriest time of the year, so what better way to celebrate than by throwing our own Hunger Games? We've got all your favorites (Michael Myers, Popeye the Sailor Man, and John Madden to name a few) as well as a few returning ChatGPT Champions, and we can't wait to find out what sorts of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks they get up t…

It's your three favorite uncles! You know, from Uncle Of The Week! The hit new sitcom explicitly designed not to be binged. Do not watch two episodes in a row! Only watch one episode per some weeks, whenever you remember that it's on! Uncles George, Doug, and Carson will be waiting for you. In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, The Uncle Cas…

THESE HAWGS IS HAUNTED! Or, to translate from old-timey prospector talk — we've got a spooktacular Halloween "Halloween" episode for you. We hope you also celebrate Halloween by watching "Halloween" on Halloween, preferably over a nice bowl of the winning candy from the Pick-Our-Treat bracket! Oh an also, these hawgs are haunted by the top ten Hall…

Pick-Our-Treat!! It's candy time, baybee. Using our patented Spring Delirium technology, we're officially determining which Halloween candy is the empirical best candy, once and for all! Which version of M&Ms can go the distance? Do we actually really like Tootsie Rolls? And won't somebody please remember poor old Pez? Join the Two Chunks Movie Clu…

Howdy folks! Otis Bidding here, and today we're all Sittin' On The Dock Of eBay together. In this episode, we're getting our Chunktober on by trying to guess the most popular Halloween costumes of the year, and we're placing bids on some iconic (and not so iconic) horror movie props! Then, we're talking about the surprisingly Jason-less Friday The …

Final tribal council is almost here. Which castaways will earn the chance to plead their case before a jury that is, frankly, the strangest group of people ever assembled for a reality competition. Also, doing a Pumbaa voice is way harder than you'd think. Trust us. In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/t…

The merge approaches! And from the shadows, an unlikely mastermind is pulling all the strings while also hosting two separate television shows and a radio show on KIIS-FM. Plus, what even is America's pastime anyway, and shouldn't it be Survivor? In this episode: ChatGPT Survivor Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk…

Rivalries are born! Alliances are tested! And new Survivor legends are forged! Not here, though. This is the one where Shrek and Pumbaa are playing. It's week two of ChatGPT Survivor, and we've got a wild batch of episodes for you. With Jeff Pabst gone, Dracula begins offering cryptic sayings to the other castaways. Sheriff Andy Taylor tries to fig…

What do Shrek, Han Lue, and an exact clone of Jeff Probst have in common? They're the breakout stars of our very one, bespoke season of Survivor. We asked ChatGPT to write us a season of Survivor and hoo boy did it deliver. Tune in to find out who will be blindsided and which contestant is secretly, definitely-not, but-probably now-that-you-mention…

Introducing...a famous baby! He's covered himself in peanut butter, and he's patting himself on the ribs! But that's not all! He's also saying "ah" while nodding his head! He's got a great show for you tonight, so stick around! In this episode: Synops-Us, A Star Was Born, The Top Ten Smells Of All Time IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new actual-play D&D podc…

Picture this: you find out a movie exists. It seems new and exciting. Fresh. Like something you've never heard of before. But then, the longer you sit with it, the more it feels like a part of you has always known it was coming. Something inside you says, "this movie simply must be". The soul of the movie has attuned itself to your own soul, and yo…

We tempted fate, guys. Against all odds, Jordan and Doz correctly guessed Matt Damon's top four IMDb credits at the last Movie Club. Can they continue their improbable winning streak? Or will Extra Credit once again steal the light from the hearts of the Podboys, leaving them as lifeless shells of the men they once were, doomed to never know happin…

"I've never been wrong, I've just believed incorrect things." Really makes you think, right? In this episode: A Star Was Born, Alien Romulus First Reactions, Blind Ranking Aliens Visit twochunksandahunk.com to join the Two Chunks Movie Club! IMAGINE DUNGEONS, our new D&D podcast, is out now! New episodes release every Wednesday, wherever you listen…

Oh, the podcast? Yeah it's an educational show. You learn stuff when you listen, okay? Like, definitely some stuff you would expect. What we thought about Longlegs, what was our last movie or tv show that made us feel yucky. Stuff like that. But the cool thing about how educational it is, is that you also learn stuff you didn't know you didn't alre…

PART ONE OF OUR TWO EPISODE PREMIERE LISTEN TO PART TWO ON THE IMAGINE DUNGEONS FEED Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D! After waking up imprisoned together in the brig of a ship, a group of adventurers introduce themselves to one another. Our heroes must determine why …

This week, we're joined by our friends Vince and Mariah Kelly from Imagine Dungeons to talk about the video games that have meant the most to each of us throughout our lives! We also mentioned Pizza Orb offhandedly, and Mariah got pretty cagey about it. You'd think a teacher of all people would be excited to set the record straight about Pizza Orb,…

Welcome, adventurers, to this special introductory episode, where you'll get to know the humans (real) and the characters (imaginary) of Imagine Dungeons! We've got a bit of a speed-dating style Q&A in the first half of the episode as Carter, Jordan, Vince, Mariah, Doz, and Gage answer some icebreaker questions. Then, prepare to enter a fantastical…

They say that inside each of us lives a hog, so free and wild that to tame it would be to deny its very essence. It is a wild thing, made for pastures of boundless imagination and for skies of immeasurable possibilities. To contain this hog, to bind it in language, to attempt to make the unknowable into something comprehensible would be to change, …

Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D as our heroes find themselves captured by the Blood Drunks, a group of pirates with a terrible secret! If you like stupid jokes, old friends pretending to be goofy-ass characters together, and shockingly heartfelt storytelling, then we…