Best Two Nerdy Idiots Podcasts (2025)

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#8.18 - Eternal 2:04:40

1d ago2:04:40

2:04:40

Smallville Stories for Children: The Last Son of Veritas The whispers of Veritas have returned as Tess finds the long lost diary of the late Lionel Luthor. Apparently, Davis also crashed down in 1989 with Clark, but as a piece of space poop that befriended Lex for five days. Everyone finally finds out Davis is a serial killer thanks to Jimmy. Tess …

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#8.17 - Hex 2:38:50

8d ago2:38:50

2:38:50

!SKCUS GNI***F EOLHC Chloe is on the brink of divorce, so why not throw a last-minute birthday party and not invite your husband? Zatanna (O M G) shows up and grants Chloe one wish. Wishing for love back? Yeah right, Chloe wishes to be Lois! Now deemed "Chlois", she has to get help from Clark in order for Zatanna to reverse the spell. Too bad Clark…

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#8.16 - Turbulence 2:08:38

16d ago2:08:38

2:08:38

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! (Tess included) Jimmy, who is still in recovery mode, witnesses Davis committing a murder at the hospital. Davis claims he is hallucinating because Jimmy is secretly a drug addict. Chloe doesn't believe her own husband, which makes Jimmy take matters into his own hands. Tess invites Clark on a private jet so she can crash…

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#8.15 - Infamous 2:03:25

22d ago2:03:25

2:03:25

Hydro, Pt. II: Super Soaked An INFAMOUS season six villain is back, and we're not talking about Linda Lake. Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse/The Wife, returns as our guest co-host...and gets us drunk. Linda Lake returns to Metropolis to threaten Clark with exposing his true identity to the world. Clark decides to take control and have Lois leak the story fi…

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#8.14 - Requiem 1:49:37

1M ago1:49:37

1:49:37

The Dark Lana Saga finally comes to an end... THANK GOD! Everyone's "favorite" power couple is back after Lana got her super skin last week. While Clark just wants to have sex all day in his parents' old bed, Lana is only interested in "saving people", a.k.a. hunting down Lex. Toyman shows up and kills the entire board of directors at LuthorCorp. O…

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#8.13 - Power 2:00:06

1M ago2:00:06

2:00:06

Lana, where's my super [skin] suit?! The Ultimate Dark Lana saga continues. Lana decides that the world is much better off if she had super powers, so she hires Dr. Groll to burn her alive. Clark finds out Chloe also lies for her other friends (not just him). Tess bonds with Clark over B&E. Lana and Tess are somehow best friends now. Where the f***…

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#8.12 - Bulletproof 1:59:18

1M ago1:59:18

1:59:18

Law & Order: Smallville Victims Unit Detective John Jones makes his return only to get shot, while on duty, in the first five minutes. After Clark finds out it was an inside job he decides to go undercover as a cop named Joe Fordman (Top 10) in order to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Lana is still here, back as the lead terrorist, and now fighting wi…

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#8.11 - Legion 2:12:35

2M ago2:12:35

2:12:35

31st Century's very own idiots! The second half of season eight begins, so that means we tank the story right? A group of aliens come from the future to stroke Clark’s massive ego, and to prevent another Brainiac resurrection by killing Chloe. They also decide to tell Lana she’s historically important (forgot she’s still here). Clark just wants to …

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#8.10 - Bride 2:21:35

2M ago2:21:35

2:21:35

Smallville Presents: The Bride of Doomsday Wedding bells are ringing for Chloe and Jimmy. Davis is actually Doomsday and becomes a murderous wedding crasher. Clark and Lois experience a cute moment. Oliver ruins everything by teaming up with Lana, a.k.a. the devil. #RIPGayColin Sam Witwer (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) makes his official appearance as…

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#8.9 - Abyss 2:15:02

2M ago2:15:02

2:15:02

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: The Chloe Edition Brainiac makes a surprise return as the true man that's been inside of Chloe (no, seriously) the past year. But now, he's causing her to lose her all of memories rapidly. Jimmy can't deal with another amnesia blondie, so he turns to Clark for help who then goes to Big Daddy Jor-El (LFG!). Whi…

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#8.8 - Bloodline 2:12:17

2M ago2:12:17

2:12:17

The Return of Kara...and her amnesia? Clark takes a nice trip with Lois to the Phantom Zone and finds Kara there with some new dreads. While attempting to get back, the femdom wife of Zod takes over Lois' body in order to find her son...DAVIS?! Meanwhile, Tess continues to be annoying and Chloe uses Oliver just to steal and push him around.…

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#8.7 - Identity 2:00:03

3M ago2:00:03

2:00:03

Freak of the Week presents: Mind-F**k! Jimmy finally figures out who Clark is after snapping a picture of a red-blue blur (wink, wink fans) saving Lois from a mugger. All Jimmy wants is to be C.K.'s BFF and fellow confidant. Too bad Clark will do anything and everything possible to lie to Jimmy, so he brings in Oliver, a current alcoholic/sex addic…

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#8.6 - Prey 2:09:56

3M ago2:09:56

2:09:56

R.I.P. Mary - May Santa bring you the right toy now A serial killer is on the loose after a string of related attacks happen within Metropolis. With the help of the not-so-mighty Detective Jon Jones, Clark investigates Davis after noticing that he's been at every crime scene. Davis keeps blacking out and thinks he actually might be the killer, but …

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#8.5 - Committed 2:00:03

3M ago2:00:03

2:00:03

Welcome to the Love Doctor's "Shock of Love" Chloe and Jimmy are kidnapped after their engagement party and get put into a twisted game that tests their love for each other. The Love Doctor asks them a few dumb questions, then lets them go (not kidding). Before Clark and Lois realize they're safe, they end up caught in the game themselves after mas…

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#8.4 - Instinct 1:59:51

3M ago1:59:51

1:59:51

Now Presenting: Basic Instinct (Smallville Edition) All because Tess doesn't know what she's doing, a queen named Maxima shows up to Metropolis looking for a Kryptonian husband. No mortal man can survive her kiss, so Clark has to take one for the team on this one. Jimmy finds Chloe's love letter to Clark from season two episode "Fever" (she so did …

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#8.3 - Toxic 1:59:21

4M ago1:59:21

1:59:21

R.I.P. Megan - The best friend nobody wanted. What's a good superhero show without a SUPER retcon? Oliver is back in town and gets poisoned by someone from his past. Chloe uses her new Brainiac skills, and her E.R. Lover Davis, to track down an antidote. Clark finds out that Tess and Oliver know each other from their Jungle Freak-Off days, and is t…

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#8.2 - Plastique 2:12:21

4M ago2:12:21

2:12:21

What happens when a street rat blows up a bus? It's Clark's first day at the Daily Planet and he manages to save the new boss, Tess Mercer, after a bus explodes in the city. Lois starts showing Clark the ropes in a very adorable way. Chloe begins a new paramedic love affair while also taking in a random girl named Bette who just so happens to be a …

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#8.1 - Odyssey 1:55:25

4M ago1:55:25

1:55:25

This is dedicated to Texas, Louisiana swamps and Mother Russia! It's been four long weeks since the collapse of Clark's fortress. Here's what's happening: Clark has been slanging black market seafood in a Russian work camp. Oliver, AC and Dinah fight to reunite with their Boy Scout. Chloe has new powers and is loving it. Lois is now ten times hotte…

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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li [BONUS] 2:39:08

4M ago2:39:08

2:39:08

The Film Review Nobody Wanted/The Real Reason Lana Left It's a new year, so we had to shake things up a bit. Join us in our first viewing of the unforgettable, 3% certified fresh, Street Fighter movie from '09. The most legendary of useless characters all-around and we get to prove how this story is canon to Lana's character arc. HIGHLY RECOMMEND* …

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Season Seven Awards 2:20:51

4M ago2:20:51

2:20:51

Another season, another award show... MERRY CHRISTMAS! The Two Nerdy Idiots have brought back everyone's favorite tradition: the end-of-the-season award show! We've returned with plenty of nominations from ourselves, but also the fans. Thank you once again for participating and making this show one of the best things we look forward to doing. Cheer…

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#7.20 - Arctic 1:58:54

5M ago1:58:54

1:58:54

#MostDisappointingSeasonFinale Long story short: Kara is Brainiac (doesn't make sense). Clark isn't doing anything to stop Lex from finding out how to control him. Chloe hates Kara lowkey. Jimmy gets way too much screen time. Lois is drinking while on the clock. The power of Cyrus defeats Brainiac. Lex finally finds out Clark's secret (it's a 5-min…

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#7.19 - Quest 2:01:24

5M ago2:01:24

2:01:24

The secret lies with Charlotte... After a weird "assassination" attempt on Lex leaves him scarred with strange symbols, Clark and Chloe decipher the code and are led to a church by the last surviving member of Veritas... EDWARD TEAGUE! But things don't go as planned and now Clark must race to find the secret Kryptonian information before Lex and hi…

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#7.18 - Apocalypse 2:31:54

5M ago2:31:54

2:31:54

Smallville Presents: A Krypton Carol Clark comes to the crazy conclusion that Earth, and everyone he loves, would be better off if he never existed. Jor-El overhears his stupidity and puts him in a simulation of a world that never had Clark. The Kents have a human son, Lana is married to a French Pete Ross, Chloe doesn't matter, Jimmy is Jimmy and …

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#7.17 - Sleeper 1:54:09

5M ago1:54:09

1:54:09

The name is Olsen...James Olsen. Chloe's secret hacking skills have finally caught up to her when Jimmy gets blackmailed by the feds in order to spy on Chloe to see what other "terrorist" acts she plans to commit. Meanwhile, all Chloe is trying to do is find Kara and Brainiac because Clark only wants to fix Lana instead of stopping Lex from getting…

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#7.16 - Descent 1:56:11

6M ago1:56:11

1:56:11

The Death of Lionel Luthor A murderer, a horrible step-papa, even worst father and a billionaire. He will be missed. Time to play the Who's Dumber? game! Lex murders his father for not giving him the second Veritas key. Lionel hid the key with Chloe, so Lex fires her and easily takes it. Jimmy got a picture proving Lionel's murder and sends out the…

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#7.15 - Veritas 2:01:11

6M ago2:01:11

2:01:11

Today's Top Word: V E R I T A S Lex is somehow gaining back memories after a bullet in the head from 3 episodes ago. What are the memories about? VERITAS. Brainiac is back and wants Kara to "save Krypton". Probably a lie, but HELL YEAH! VERITAS! Lois and Jimmy Team-Up #2 to take down Lionel for crimes linked to...VERITAS. Clark chooses Lana over tr…

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#7.14 - Traveler 1:54:03

6M ago1:54:03

1:54:03

Veritas: The Ultimate Retcon Lionel hires a former 33.1 employee to take Clark hostage and thrown into a kryptonite cage. Why? The daughter of the late Virgil Swann, Patricia, arrives to blackmail Lionel in order to return "the traveler" to Veritas, which is the secret, elite astronomy club that included the Luthors, Teagues, Queens and Swanns. Whi…

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#7.13 - Hero 2:01:56

6M ago2:01:56

2:01:56

Return of The Boss: A Smallville Tale The one and only Pete "The Boss" Ross makes his return as the hero who saved Amnesia Kara with his new stretching powers...from Kryptonite gum. After seeing how Clark has somehow made his life worse than before, Pete decides to get rid of the Luthors once and for all. Meanwhile, a web of lies continues to sprea…

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#7.12 - Fracture 2:04:33

7M ago2:04:33

2:04:33

Smallville Presents: Clark Kent's MINDFREAK Kara, now a waitress called Linda (#amnesia), gets located by Lex with Lois right behind him. After Lex offers her memory treatment, Bus Boy Finley takes Kara and Lois hostage and gives Lex a coma headshot. Since nobody else knows Kara's location, Clark decides to invade Lex's mind with the help of Lionel…

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#7.11 - Siren 1:58:33

7M ago1:58:33

1:58:33

The Battle of the Cry Babies! A new blonde woman with the power of a sonic scream makes her appearance as Lex's new hire. After she stops Chloe and Oliver from stealing Lex's info, Clark starts crying about Chloe being put in danger. Lana then starts crying because she misses Bizarro and hates Clark. Lex cries because Green Arrow is back in town. L…

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#7.10 - Persona 1:56:20

7M ago1:56:20

1:56:20

Step aside Clana fans, it's time for Bizana. #TrueLove Weeks have passed and Lana couldn't be more in love with Fake Clark, a.k.a. Bizarro. Bizarro plots to destroy Clark while he's still frozen, but needs the help of Brainiac. Luckily, Lana, the Homeless Queen, knows just where to find him! When Clark is released from Jor-El, Brainiac manipulates …

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#7.9 - Gemini 2:19:16

7M ago2:19:16

2:19:16

'Tis the Season to Put a Bomb on Chloe! Smallville's second Christmas episode is here and it's quite...explosive. At the Daily Planet office Lois stupidly answers a call from a phone that's not hers and what does she get? A bomb threat against Chloe from a man named Adrian who wants to expose Lex's illegal cloning experiments. Meanwhile, Chloe and …

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#7.8 - Blue 2:08:17

8M ago2:08:17

2:08:17

Clark gives in to the power of Kara's blue crystal and brings it to the fortress. After activating the crystal, Clark's biological mother, Lara, is back in the flesh. What's the catch? Well, she's not technically real and Clark also now has to deal with a copy of Kara's father, the perverted Uncle Zor-El. Clark is sabotaged with blue kryptonite, La…

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#7.7 - Wrath 2:18:34

8M ago2:18:34

2:18:34

Lanaville's Journal: November 8th, 2007. Tonight, an insane woman becomes superhuman and cheats on her "boyfriend" by making out with her ex-husband.After another freak accident with Kryptonite and lightning ("Leech" iykyk), Lana is transferred Clark's powers. Lana then goes on an evil escapade in order to expose Lex's past and his secrets to the e…

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#7.6 - Lara 2:11:02

8M ago2:11:02

2:11:02

This week we finally get our first glimpse of Krypton in a flashback between Kara and her father, Zor-El, before the planet's destruction.Since Kara ran away from the farm because Clark is friends with a martian (racist much, Kara?), she has been trying to track down her Kryptonian crystal. Kara gets in over her head and Special Agent Carter captur…

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#7.5 - Action 2:09:39

8M ago2:09:39

2:09:39

After a murder attempt goes wrong on the set of the new Warrior Angel movie, actress Rachel Davenport is taken under Clark's wing until they find the killer. Lionel finally reappears, but is being held captive at a weed farm. Lana continues to scheme and tell lies. Lois investigates more into the Luthors, specifically Lex's lab at the dam and the p…

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#7.4 - Cure 2:31:00

8M ago2:31:00

2:31:00

The Battle of the Immortals is here!Dr. Curtis Knox, a famous neurosurgeon, is introduced this week as an immortal man curing the meteor-infected. But Curtis seems to have his own agenda: taking the organs of certain patients in order to make his wife immortal. Before Chloe even does any research, she decides to ditch Jimmy to go get the cure from …

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#7.3 - Fierce 2:04:58

9M ago2:04:58

2:04:58

It's time for the 100th Smallville Harvest Festival and what better way to bring in its new citizen than a beauty pageant filled with meteor freaks? Kara gets bored and enters the beauty pageant, against Clark's wishes (lame-o). Three new meteor-infected hotties from out of town plan to steal Smallville's secret treasure, which happens to have a Kr…

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#7.2 - Kara 2:13:04

9M ago2:13:04

2:13:04

In the aftermath of Reeves Dam blowing up, Lois finds a red Kryptonian spaceship before it vanishes. The Daily Planet's new tool of an editor wants Lois to find out more and also hates Chloe. Clark finds out he has a super-hot-girl cousin named Kara Zor-El. Lex pulls off the impossible by winning Pervert of the Year. Oh and Lana is alive...who knew…

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Kara & the Chronicles of Krypton 1:26:48

9M ago1:26:48

1:26:48

Welcome back for another round of the Smallville Legends stories with your two favorite hosts. Smallville meets Game of Thrones? Count us in. We dive deep into the origin story of our newest Smallville character, Kara a.k.a. Supergirl, and the events that led her to Earth. Krypton is on the brink of destruction and it seems to be intentional throug…

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#7.1 - Bizarro 2:14:29

9M ago2:14:29

2:14:29

The era of Seventh Heaven Season begins. We continue the fight between Clark and Bizarro Clark that lasts the entire episode. John Jones comes to Clark to talk nonsense. Bizarro Clark becomes a kryptonite addict. Lois takes Chloe to the hospital to die and be resurrected. Lex gets saved and decides to prepare his legal defense for Lana's "murder". …

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Season Six Awards 2:08:37

10M ago2:08:37

2:08:37

We're so f**king back and we're SO f**king better!Welcome back to our award show tradition for this bonkers of a sixth season. We return with plenty of categories with tons of nominations (big thanks to all the fans). As a surprise, we even brought back a special guest host for the end. Thank you to the new listeners and ESPECIALLY our ride-or-dies…

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#6.22 - Phantom 2:12:27

10M ago2:12:27

2:12:27

Season 6 is officially a wrap, bringing us the last phantom and this one is quite...bizarre.John Jones, a.k.a. Martian Manhunter, finally makes his return only to get severely wounded by the last phantom near a village in Quebec. Lex has been attempting to capture the phantom in order to take its DNA for his super army. Lana decides to leave Lex, a…

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#6.21 - Prototype 2:21:44

10M ago2:21:44

2:21:44

Ghost Recon meets Predator meets Amazo meets Smallville.Former U.S. special forces soldier, Wes Keenan, returns from the dead as a programmed superhuman killing machine that's under Lex's control. After a deal goes wrong with Senator Burke, Lex unleashes his new super assassin to kill him. Lex succeeds, but Lois is left as a witness and recognizes …

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#6.20 - Noir 2:12:16

10M ago2:12:16

2:12:16

That crackerjack kid Jimmy wants to secretly bang Luthor's dame...yahhhhseeee?Chloe and Jimmy's date night gets ruined by Lana (typical) when she ends up gunned down at the Daily Planet. #Lanaville. Someone ends up knocking Jimmy into his favorite noir film era. As he dreams of his alternative 1940s detective fantasy, he ends up finding clues to so…

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#6.19 - Nemesis 2:00:38

11M ago2:00:38

2:00:38

What happens when you mix Tomb Raider with plastic bombs and two ex-best friends in a tunnel system underneath the city? Answer: Lana the Liar, Smallville SheriffLex gets kidnapped by a soldier looking for her "dead" husband and threatens to blow up the tunnel system they're in if he doesn't reveal the information. Since Clark is a hero, he tries t…

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#6.18 - Progeny 2:09:30

11M ago2:09:30

2:09:30

Since Gabe the Critter is long dead, why not bring the other parent that was never around? Her name: Moira Sullivan, top-grade meteor freak with the worst case of Smallville Coma you've ever seen. After Lex wakes up Chloe's mom from a catatonic state he uses her ability to control other meteor-infected people, which includes Chloe herself. Clark an…

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#6.17 - Combat 1:51:03

11M ago1:51:03

1:51:03

Can you smell what C.K. is cooking? Did you guess a knuckle sandwich for a new phantom? You guessed right! Clark and Chloe snag a lead on another phantom zone escapee, Titan, who happens to be a part of an underground fight club for meteor freaks. You'll never guess who is behind it all. Lois is back and needs a story to keep her job, so why not ta…

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#6.16 - Promise 2:05:22

11M ago2:05:22

2:05:22

The big day is finally here ladies and gentlemen: The Luthor Wedding. The wedding where we commit lies, adultery, murder, and even have bad (wet) dreams (nightmares) the day of. On top of that, Clark's heart gets crushed even more by everyone around him. What's even worse? Lionel looks so damn good.Don't forget to leave those five stars!…

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#6.15 - Freak 2:00:43

12M ago2:00:43

2:00:43

A scheme involving a doctor and Lex gets revealed where they use Tobias, a blind kid, to spot out meteor-infected people to use for their research. After Chloe is revealed to be one of them, she gets kidnapped, experimented on and returned with no recollection of the entire event. Clark and Jimmy team up to protect Chloe and, with Tobias' help, put…

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