Best Worst Possible Timeline Podcasts (2025)

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EP. 322 CEDE CONTROL TO MOTHERBRAIN 1:35:55

5h ago1:35:55

1:35:55

FAITHLESS IS HE WHO SAYS FAREWELL WHEN THE ROAD DARKENS. www.patreon.com/worstpossibletimeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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“Time Travelers, Dolphins, and Psychic Attacks: Trump vs. The Internet 17:25

8d ago17:25

17:25

In this chaotic, laugh-out-loud episode of How to Kill Donald Trump — With Laughter, we dive headfirst into the absolute wildest conspiracy theories floating around the internet about Donald Trump. Is he a time-traveling lizard wizard? An immortal vampire fueled by liberal tears? A puppet controlled by psychic dolphins off the coast of Florida? (Sh…

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EP. 321 BOWLING ON MONDAYS 1:35:52

12d ago1:35:52

1:35:52

YOU'RE ONLINE ALL DAY. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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WPT CLASSICS 001: YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY THEORY THEATER 2018 1:03:45

26d ago1:03:45

1:03:45

TAKIN IT WAY BACK TO 2018 ANCIENT TEXT WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 320 SPACE WITCH 1:20:23

1M ago1:20:23

1:20:23

SPACE ELONGATES YOUR FACIAL FEATURES HOMIE HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT? WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELIME Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 319 FLY AWAY MONEY ANGELS 1:52:36

2M ago1:52:36

1:52:36

HIT THE PATREON WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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Trump Time Travel Part 10 9:06

2M ago9:06

9:06

Episode 3: Part 10 “The Time Travel Loophole & The Squirrel Coup: How to Overthrow a President Without Getting Arrested (Just Kidding)” “What if we could prevent political chaos before it even starts? And if that fails… what if we just used squirrels?” Description: In this wildly satirical episode, we take political absurdity to the next level. Wha…

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🚨🎁🔓FREE BONUS EP. 001 LINK SPIRALS 1:18:32

2M ago1:18:32

1:18:32

THIS IS A FREE PATREON EPISODE TO TEST OUT A POTENTIAL NEW FORMAT. PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING TO WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE FOR BACKLOG OF BONUS AND AD FREE EPISODES AS WELL AS ALL FUTURE BONUS EPS. THANK YOU! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 318 MYSTIC RHYTHMS 1:24:39

2M ago1:24:39

1:24:39

AD FREE AND BONUS EPISODES AT WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 317 ROADKILL CAPITAL 1:23:03

2M ago1:23:03

1:23:03

AD FREE EPISODES ON PATREON WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 316 HACK REALITY 1:22:13

3M ago1:22:13

1:22:13

VIDEO EPISODE ON PATREON WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 315 FREE DIRT 1:05:30

3M ago1:05:30

1:05:30

CRAIGSLIST FREE SECTION WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 314 PROPOSITION PAT 1:41:56

3M ago1:41:56

1:41:56

BUY FOR A DOLLAR, SELL FOR TWO. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 313 PASS THE WORM 1:31:00

4M ago1:31:00

1:31:00

YOU ARE MORE POWERFUL WITH THE WORM. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 312 THE REMEMBER-SODE 2024 1:51:57

4M ago1:51:57

1:51:57

I GOT YOUR BACK BUT YA BEST TO WATCH YA FRONT. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 311 REASONABLE GUY TAKES 1:49:10

5M ago1:49:10

1:49:10

WE JUST WANNA SEE PEOPLE PROSPER. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 310 IT'S THE OTHER WAY 1:15:59

5M ago1:15:59

1:15:59

YOU WANT IT ONE WAY BUT IT'S THE OTHER WAY. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 309 INSANE PERSON HOUR 1:37:50

5M ago1:37:50

1:37:50

LONG GREYHOUND RIDE. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP 308 THREE DOLLAR HOTELS 1:28:42

5M ago1:28:42

1:28:42

JAKARTA NUMBER ONE! WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 307 EQUAL WEIGHT 1:48:21

6M ago1:48:21

1:48:21

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AND SHITTY AGAIN WOW. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 306 OVERSELLING 1:22:58

6M ago1:22:58

1:22:58

IM GETTING REALLY INTO LUTHERANISM. LAST ONE BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 305 THE BOGDANOVICH PRINCIPLE 1:03:07

6M ago1:03:07

1:03:07

THE STEELE DOSSIER WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 304 THRICE I HAD BERRIES 1:37:26

7M ago1:37:26

1:37:26

DISENGAGE FROM THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 303 EATING PEACHES IN THE GROCERY STORE BY YOURSELF 1:51:24

7M ago1:51:24

1:51:24

YOU'RE GONNA LEARN. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 302 AGAINST YOUR OWN BEST INTEREST 1:32:29

8M ago1:32:29

1:32:29

THIS WAS UPLOADED AS A PATREON EXCLUSIVE BUT WHATEVER JUST HAVE IT WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 301 BEST OF LUCK 1:25:31

8M ago1:25:31

1:25:31

THE ONLY BUTTERED HARD ROLL PODCAST WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 300 I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY 1:27:08

8M ago1:27:08

1:27:08

THAT WAS THE AI, BROTHER. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 299 CAMBOY OLIGARCH 1:20:48

8M ago1:20:48

1:20:48

Audio quality sucks on this one, our bad. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 298 BABYLONIAN THEATER 1:43:51

9M ago1:43:51

1:43:51

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EP. 297 GOTTA GET THE NEWT 1:22:47

9M ago1:22:47

1:22:47

GET IT WHERE THE GOATS CAN GET IT. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 296 SPEND THE NIGHT IN JAIL 1:53:15

9M ago1:53:15

1:53:15

I GREW UP WITH THIS GUY. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 295 WEAR THE LENS (ASSASSINATION SPECIAL) 1:14:43

10M ago1:14:43

1:14:43

RUH ROH. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 294 NEVER HAD AN AVOCADO 1:34:12

10M ago1:34:12

1:34:12

BEATING EACH OTHER WITH SHILLELAGHS. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 293 THE DEBAT 1:34:19

10M ago1:34:19

1:34:19

AMONG OTHER TOPICS. www.patreon.com/worstpossibletimeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 292 THE MOST QUALIFIED 1:26:24

11M ago1:26:24

1:26:24

MAYBE YOU BELIEVE IT'S GOOD WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 291 INCLINED TO PERFORM 1:27:33

11M ago1:27:33

1:27:33

WHAT WE PRESENT TO THE WORLD WWW.PATRON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 290 THE TREE 1:32:59

11M ago1:32:59

1:32:59

TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS TO THE TREE WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 289 FULFILLMENT CENTER: THE ULTIMATE HATER EPISODE 1:35:39

12M ago1:35:39

1:35:39

THE MOTION PICTURE GHOST DOG. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 288 TO HAVE A BROKEN BRAIN 1:01:59

12M ago1:01:59

1:01:59

TREE RATS WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 287 STANDING IN THE WAY OF GOOD PRODUCT 1:27:05

12M ago1:27:05

1:27:05

PLATEAUING AT THE BOTTOM WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 286 CHECKED OUT 1:46:17

1y ago1:46:17

1:46:17

CAN WE ATTEMPT ANY TYPE OF UNDERSTANDING OF EACH OTHER? WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 285 NICHE APPEAL 1:11:32

1y ago1:11:32

1:11:32

WE'RE OPENING A JUICE BAR. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 284 INTELLECTUAL HEFT 1:15:09

1y ago1:15:09

1:15:09

NO NEON SIGNS IN HONG KONG. SCROOGE MCDUCK CRYPTO ART. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 283 MULCH MEN 1:33:07

1y ago1:33:07

1:33:07

PREM-CEDURAL TELEVISION. AI HAS NOT FIGURED OUT MULCH. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 282 STAY OUT OF THE PEN 1:10:24

1y ago1:10:24

1:10:24

DON'T GET YOUR WIG SPLIT WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 281 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION 1:11:43

1y ago1:11:43

1:11:43

LIVE FROM A VAN IN CHICAGO WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 280 SIN OF PRESUMPTION 1:17:01

1y ago1:17:01

1:17:01

KEEP IT MOVIN' WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 279 WORKING ON OURSELVES 1:14:48

1y ago1:14:48

1:14:48

BED BUG HITMEN WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 278 THE ICE FLOAT 1:21:37

1y ago1:21:37

1:21:37

I JUST WANNA PLAY SKYRIM WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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EP. 277 GALAXY BRAIN (THE BAD KIND) 1:12:47

1y ago1:12:47

1:12:47

STARING OUT THE WINDOW. BONUS AND AD FREE EPISODES AT: WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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