PBR Brought To You By Vodka and Stitches

The Rambling Gypsy

Some mornings start with plans and end with emergency plastic surgery. What began as a typical day preparing for a trip to the PBR event suddenly became life-threatening when Tiffany's pet lemur Fiona launched an unprovoked attack on her face.
Without warning, the usually playful lemur transformed into a predator, leaving Tiffany bleeding profusely from facial wounds dangerously close to a main artery. The podcast takes listeners through the chaotic aftermath – from Nic's near-fainting episode to the mad dash for appropriate medical care.
The journey continues with a vodka-fueled road trip to San Antonio, an emergency driver switch at a motorcycle shop, and finally arriving at a hospital where the staff was already expecting "the lemur attack." Listeners will laugh along as Tiffany recounts the surreal hospital experience where her attractive male nurse and friend discovered shared motorcycle interests while she bled on the table, and her German plastic surgeon immediately identified the "Diet Coke" in her cup as something potentially stronger.
Throughout the harrowing experience, Tiffany's trademark humor shines through – from her determination to still make it to the PBR event with cowboys waiting, to Nic fleeing the room when medical terms like "face flap" entered the conversation. This episode serves as both a cautionary tale about exotic pet ownership and a testament to the power of friendship, emergency contacts, and having the right specialists on speed dial.
Join us for this wild ride that proves once again that Tiffany's life truly is the ultimate "shit show" – in the most entertaining way possible. Have you ever experienced a pet turning unexpectedly? We'd love to hear your stories too!

The Rambling Gypsy podcast is a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of real Texans doing real sh*t. We're pulling back the curtains on our daily lives - and you're invited to laugh and learn along with us.
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Chapters

1. Introduction to the Podcast (00:00:00)

2. The Lemur Attack Begins (00:00:47)

3. Calling for Help and Medical Assessment (00:05:14)

4. Getting to the Hospital (00:10:39)

5. The ER Room Chaos (00:17:23)

6. The Doctor Arrives and Treatment Begins (00:28:26)

7. Nick's Breaking Point and the Face Flap (00:37:00)