Sjm 101 - Hosab 64 Aka; Screaming From The Nosebleeds

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Sjm 101 - Hosab 64 Aka; Screaming From The Nosebleeds

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Sjm Chaos - Hofas Theories Aka; I Had The Time Of My Life Talking Theory With You 1:01:39

2 years ago1:01:39

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The last episode before house of flame and shadow… omg. I can’t believe it’s here. Let’s just talk a bunch of theory until I melt into madness one last time…

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Sjm 101 - Crescent City Recap Aka; WHAT OTHER BODY SARAH? 1:06:21

2 years ago1:06:21

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It’s that time. Hofas is right around the corner. So let’s talk about everything that could be important, chapter wise in Crescent city to prepare for house of flame and shadow.

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Sjm 101 - Tog Recap Aka; The Answers STILL Lay With Dorian 1:12:34

2 years ago1:12:34

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We’re prepping for Hofas, here is a in-depth explanation on what scenes/ chapter I think could be important to the Sarah j maas universe in regards to House of Flame and Shadow. This is not a spark notes for those who haven’t read throne of glass.

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Sjm Chaos Aka; He Said She Said 1:14:46

2 years ago1:14:46

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After all this time y’all must be SICK of my thoughts and theories…So it’s time to talk about yours! a bonus ep featuring … YOU

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Sjm 101 - Acotar Recap Aka; Rhys. It’s Time To Spill The Beans 1:06:15

2 years ago1:06:15

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This week we break down the entire a court of thorns and roses series and talk about all the important chapters and scenes that regard to the SJMU

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Sjm Chaos - The Hivemind Aka; Make The Friendship Bracelets 1:38:35

2 years ago1:38:35

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SPOILER WARNING FOR ALL SJM BOKKS - Acotar, throne of glass and hosab - It’s a full circle moment as I’m joined with my two very favorite humans to talk all about House of Flame and Shadow

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Sjm 101 - The Witches Prt 2 Aka; Which Witch Is A Witch? 59:06

2 years ago59:06

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This week we talk Acotar Witches and the origins of witches in general… I dissolve into chaos… so a normal episode

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Sjm 101 - The Witches Prt 1 Aka; Witchy Woman Flying Down The Street 54:48

2 years ago54:48

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It’s time. Let’s talk everything we know on the Crescent City witches

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Sjm 101 - Starborn Aka; Where Are Stars Born? 1:16:55

2 years ago1:16:55

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This week we dive head first into the big question. What is the starborn power? And have we seen it before?

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Sjm 101 - The Illyrians Aka; Sweet Home Illyria 58:41

2 years ago58:41

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Canon with a sprinkle of theory (as with all things) all things Illyrians

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Sjm 101 - Chapter Breakdown Koa 15 Aka; The Answer is Always Dorian 55:18

2 years ago55:18

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The key TO ALL THE ANSWERS is Dorian. Always. Trust me. It’s Dorian.

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Sjm 101 - Darkness/Shadows Aka; Hello Darkness My Old Friend 1:16:28

2 years ago1:16:28

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This week we go through and break down all the different darkness and shadow powers throughout all three series and ponder where they all come from

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Sjm 101 - Hosab Chaos Aka; My Tinfoil Tiara 51:40

2 years ago51:40

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I FINALLY FINISHED MY REREAD OF HOUSE OF SKY AND BREATH - so let’s just relax and talk about a few lingering questions I have

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Sjm 101 - Avallen Aka; Mist Me, Mist Me Now Hunt Has to Kiss Me 51:46

2 years ago51:46

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A Parallel episode, as we talk about all the spooky mist that is in the SJMU starting with Avallen

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Sjm 101 - Mothers Aka; Mother May I… Please Have A Family Tree 1:10:53

2 years ago1:10:53

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This week we talk about Ruhn and Bryce’s mothers. But mostly I talk about the very biggest theory within the Sjm universe in all my chaos.

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Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive - The Autumn King Aka; 10 Things I Hate About You 1:15:39

2 years ago1:15:39

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This week we’re doing a character deep dive on a man who we love to hate, but are still needing answers from. Let’s go into everything we know about the Autumn King Bryce and Ruhns father.

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Sjm 101 - Hoeab 57 Aka; Vessel Me This 57:45

2 years ago57:45

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A concept introduced that has not left my mind since reading it. Let’s talk about vessels and the impact it could have for the future of the stories in Sjm

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Sjm 101 - Princes of Hel Aka; H - E - Double Hockey Sticks 1:21:06

2 years ago1:21:06

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Everything we know and don’t know about the seven meddling princes of Hel.

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Sjm 101 - Hosab 21 Aka; The Unholy Afterglow 1:11:33

2 years ago1:11:33

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NSFW- don’t blame me blame Sarah she wrote it ok? Post spicy scene hunt has the opposite of a wet dream… it’s dry and leathery and… this episode is cursed

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Sjm 101 - Gods Aka; How, Who and Why 1:54:40

2 years ago1:54:40

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A canonic look into the gods of the Sjm universe, everything we do and don’t know about them.

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Sjm 101- Koa 99 Aka; Somersault Home 1:24:30

2 years ago1:24:30

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This week we do a chapter breakdown of the most epic scene in the SJM universe, (pre- house of sky and breath ending) let’s talk what happened with Aelin and how it effects the sjmu.

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Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive: Lidia Cervos aka; Retribution is My Middle Name 1:07:02

2 years ago1:07:02

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WE ARE BACK BABIES! Season two has begun with a character deep dive on the person whose POV we will start with in House of Flame and Shadow

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Sjm 101 - Season One in Review 1:01:59

2 years ago1:01:59

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I reminisce on the year we’ve had by going back through and highlighting some of the important topics and gushing over you all and Sarah

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Sjm 101 - Parthos - The Overdue Library Card 1:06:55

2 years ago1:06:55

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All things books… which is funny because we’re a podcast about a book series. Let’s talk Libraries, lore and look a little deeper into the history of Sjm

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Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive: Jesiba Roga Aka; Raiders of The Lost Horn 1:04:11

2 years ago1:04:11

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After much request it’s finally time to talk out all we know (again admittedly very little) on the Emissary of House of Flame and Shadow- the one the only Jesiba Roga … but that’s not even her real name so…

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Sjm 101 - A Tail Spin Aka; The Beginning of The Danika Spiral 1:01:33

2 years ago1:01:33

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An absolute train wreck of an episode. Let’s start talking about Danika and what the heck she had going on… mostly I talk about Norse Myth.

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Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive - Fury Axtar Aka; Is a Bowl of Ice Water Soup? 1:01:17

2 years ago1:01:17

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The shallowest Character Deep Dive we’ve ever done. I had such High hopes going into this one and was in awe of how little information I could get.

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Sjm 101 - The Trove Aka; The Sun is a Star 1:18:22

2 years ago1:18:22

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This week we look at everything we know canonically about The Dread Trove and its mysterious forth sibling. We’re talking canon, myth, questions and theories

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Sjm 101 - Chaos Theories and Thoughts Aka; The Wolf, The Wolf and Another Wolf 1:05:20

2 years ago1:05:20

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It’s my birthday and we’re spending it doing my favorite thing… rambling about Sjm. Let’s talk thoughts and theories on Danika, Fenrys, Spring Court and questions where the heck is Connor

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Sjm 101 - The Missing Daughter Aka; The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree 1:06:20

2 years ago1:06:20

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Today’s Episode is all about that unnamed yet constantly mentioned younger daughter of Queen Thiea. Let’s talk canon and theory and see if we can start to unravel some of these threads.

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Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive - Eris Aka; Reputation (Eris’s Version) 1:49:41

2 years ago1:49:41

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Joining me this week is one of my favorite people and she’s here to talk about one of my favorite dudes in the Sjmu. Buckle in and be prepared for theories, thoughts- all around our favorite future High Lord Eris…

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Sjm 101 - Acosf 77 Aka; The Fight With Mommy’s Bucket 1:29:35

2 years ago1:29:35

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This week is a requested chapter breakdown of when Nesta returns her power and saves her sister, her nephew, and her (reluctant) brother-in-law. Let’s talk theory, timeline and play the “Is it Starborn or does Sarah just like the word iridescent?” Game where there are no winners.

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Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive - Amren Aka; The Puzzle Is Missing Pieces 1:09:08

2 years ago1:09:08

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Today we tackle the big question- WHAT IS AMREN? Valg? Asteri? Other? Spoilers… We have no clue and we probably wont know until our queen Sarah J Maas designs to tell us but we can have fun theorizing and going over what she’s left in the books to *try* and figure out.

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Sjm 101 - The Book of Breathings Aka; Read Between The Lines 1:03:57

2 years ago1:03:57

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This week we go through all that we know and more importantly DON’T know about the book of breathings. Unsurprisingly we will both stay on topic and also get off topic at the same time. It’s a trick only Sjm can do to us.

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Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive - Amren Aka; Oh Tiny Ancient One… Part 1 1:02:14

2 years ago1:02:14

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The first step in what will be a long and twisting Character deep dive. Let’s start with the canonic past of the most mysterious and complex character in the Sjm universe. Sounds easy right? RIGHT? HA. wrong.

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Sjm 101- Chaos Aka; I Go About My Day And Suddenly Remember… 48:51

2 years ago48:51

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A small intermission episode of things that Sarah left in the books for us to spiral over… let’s talk wings: creatures with them and who might have them and where those creatures might be hanging around plus some family tree stuff.

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Sjm 101- Chaos Aka; You Asked … I Rambled 1:06:04

2 years ago1:06:04

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Today we talk red heads, unhinged theories & headcanons, Hofas and more - the most relaxed episode we’ve ever had.

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Sjm 101 - Black Blades Aka; There is Not Enough Bleach in The World(s) 1:15:49

2 years ago1:15:49

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Kingdom of Ash left a lot of wounds but also a lot of questions one them being … what is a “world power” and why do they permanently stain blades? This week get comfortable we’re talking theory.

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Sjm 101 - Merrill Aka; It’s Actually Helion’s Copy 1:17:38

2 years ago1:17:38

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Is it a theory episode? A character deep dive? A chaos episode? Who knows… certainly not I… let’s look at a character who piqued our interest and some how we end up back on the topic of the dusk court.

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Sjm 101 - Hosab 38 Aka; Marinate The Answers & Cook ‘Em Later 1:12:23

2 years ago1:12:23

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This week we do a chapter breakdown on the one chapter where we learned the most (still not a lot) about the mystics… mostly I’m just questioning Rhys out loud.

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Sjm 101 - A Bed Time Story Aka; Did The Top Stop Spinning? 1:07:53

2 years ago1:07:53

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In a fictional world a character tells a story about a myth found in our world… I feel like we dug so deep into the fantasy world that we’ve come out the other-side back to the real world… hmm..

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Sjm 101 - Hosab 73 Aka; The Asteri…They are Messier 73 1:11:03

2 years ago1:11:03

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The round up episode! Let’s do a big ole chapter break down that spans all three books series. Follow along (if you can) as we try to tie together all the red strings sarah had left behind. (Messier 73 is an asterism - I though it was funny for a title)

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Sjm 101 - Hosab 72 Aka; The Asteri… They Are a Little Tea Pot 1:02:22

2 years ago1:02:22

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A chapter breakdown and info dump of all we know about the core 7 Asteri and some what of a review episode on everything we’ve talked about thus far.

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Sjm 101 - Chaos Aka; Nice to Meet Ya’ 1:08:44

2 years ago1:08:44

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A spontaneous Rhys episode - it was *supposed* to be an episode where we would’ve (key word would) looked at a handful of characters first appearance and seen what we could learn from it BUT … em *cough cough*… I made the mistake of starting with Rhys and it just turned into an “I love feysand” moment with a mix of jeopardy… why do you all listen to me?…

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Sjm 101 - Eos 53 Aka; Mother…MOTHER … I crave answers 1:11:59

2 years ago1:11:59