Episode 618: Conservative Beer

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

05:16 Save the WNBA

12:36 Conservative Beer

20:15 Mike Lindell

27:43 No Other Land

34:48 Sarah Silverman

—We talk energy drinks, travel, and Hawaii.

Crossing multiple time zones when traveling is a pain in the tuckus, which Jake remembers from his military days.

Also: nathan recommends people watch Beverly Hills Cop annually, because it’s such a solid movie.

—Angel Reese said that if she doesn’t get a raise, she’s sitting a season out.

Last week, we laughed at the idea the league’s worst player would make demands like that, this week we discuss the fact that the WNBA is a money-losing venture.

Even with all the eyeballs Caitlin Clark brought to the table, the WNBA was in the red to the tune of $40 million in 2024.

Jake has ideas involving White Lotus and Only Fans, tune in to hear what they are.

—Seth Weather is really insecure, because he has a teeny-tiny weiner.

How do I know this?

Well, he founded a conservative beer company, and sells “ULTRA RIGHT” beer.
(And yes, the all caps is part of the brand.)

Now, if there were whispers Weather made the beer as a joke to sell to insecure dudes with small weiners, that would be one thing. But it looks like he’s sincere in his belief that the culture war is important, and that living your life is too easy, and beer drinkers should bring politics into their urine-water.

Problem is, he may have positioned himself to be slightly too close to the branding of Michelob Ultra, and now Anheuser-Busch is suing him.

We’re rarely on the side of big corporations here, but here’s to hoping AB bankrupts him.

—Speaking of crazy, Mike Lindell is in the news. Again.

You have to (in some ways) respect a dude who is so crazy, he believes in his cause, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Lindell loses case after case in court, and even though it’s because he’s a madman with zero evidence that anything he’s said is even remotely true, he’s sticking by the idea the deep state is out to get him.

How do such monumentally stupid people become so successful?

It’s insane.

Side discussions involve Elon Musk having gone insane.

—There’s no such thing as bad press, and Miami Beach mayor Steven Meiner is proving that.

A local movie theater in his town began showing the Oscar-winning documentary, “No Other Land,” and instead of letting this happen quietly, Meiner fluffed up the one-inch wonder worm between his legs and said, “Not on my watch!”

Naturally, by protesting the film Meiner brought attention to it.

Neither Jake nor nathan had heard of the movie, because neither of them watches the Oscars (who does?), but now it’s in the zeitgeist.

Anyway, why is the mayor of any city getting involved in what films a movie theater shows?

Well, tracking back to Seth Weather and his idiot beer: insecurities.

The loudest voices are always the dumbest, and Meiner proves that.

Sadly.

Side discussions involve complete a-hole Mahmoud Khalil, who, though a complete a-hole, should have his right to be a complete a-hole protected in a country that supposedly supports free speech.

—Speaking of free speech, Sarah Silverman is going on tour.

What happens when that’s advertised on social media?

Lol, the dumbest of the dumb come out to play.

Hear what they have to say about Sarah and her jokes.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com