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YouTube Rabbit Holes, $5 Million vs. Prison, and a Totally Legal Dark Web Field Trip🐇💻🍻

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we accidentally prove why the internet shouldn’t exist—starting with the deepest, darkest YouTube rabbit holes we’ve ever fallen into (hint: it involves a weed whacker).

Then things spiral:
🧐 Is social media good, bad, or just slowly melting all of our brains?
😳 What woke Chris up at 3am? (You’re not ready.)
🧼 Power washer and lawnmower hacks we’ll never actually try but pretend we will.
🎮 A chaotic game of “Chain Link” that ends exactly how you think it would.
🍺 The “Beer Candle” invention that’s either genius or peak alcoholism (probably both).

PLUS:
🎤 We preview next week’s guest (and pray they don’t ghost us).
🔍 A game of “Guess the Google Autofill” that exposes how deranged our search histories are.
🎂 Happy Birthday shoutouts to celebrities who have no idea we exist.
🥳 National Days we’re legally obligated to pretend we care about.

And it wouldn’t be an episode without:
💀 Our most irrational fears (spoiler: clowns, mannequins, and… escalators?).
🎬 Movies that actually made us cry (yes, we’re still manly).
🏀 Would you risk 5 years in jail to score a single point on LeBron for $5 million?
🌐 A crash course on the dark web (and we swear it’s “just for research”).

Oh—and if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get your house raided for buying illegal stuff online, we brought on a guest who lived it to tell you exactly how badly it goes.

This episode is equal parts hilarious, unhinged, and probably an entry on a government watchlist. Buckle up.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:34 – YOUTUBE RABBIT HOLES
11:25 – SOCIAL MEDIA
16:10 – 3AM WAKEUP CALL
19:09 – POWER WASHERS & LAWN MOWERS
23:07 – CHAIN LINK
27:13 – BEER CANDLE
27:52 – NEXT WEEK’S GUEST
29:12 – GUESS THE GOOGLE AUTOFILL
35:18 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
37:47 – NATIONAL DAYS!
38:46 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR MOST IRRATIONAL FEAR?
48:47 – MOVIES THAT MADE US CRY
50:29 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
52:01 – $5 MILLION OR 5 YEARS IN JAIL?
52:53 – DARK WEB INTRO
53:49 – DARK WEB RAID
1:21:16 – WHAT IS THE DARK WEB?
1:27:57 – OUTRO

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