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Titanic Tuesday, Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid June 17, 2025
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🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 17, 2025
📰 Show Notes (in the voice of W.C. Fields, naturally...)
Ah yes, welcome back, my little libertines and liver-spotted libertarians, to another rousing installment of Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid, broadcasting live from behind the corn curtain! 🍿 Now, grab your smelling salts and a stiff brandy, because the world, my dear chums, is going to hell in a MAGAT monogrammed handbasket. 🎩🔥
🎯 Bombs, Blunders & Bloviation – Iran on the Brink!
The show kicks off with Roxanne eviscerating the ever-so-genteel Senator Fetterman, who apparently moonlights as a warmonger. Our host serves him a verbal wallop for suggesting he’d like Iran bombed into oblivion. "Nice call for genocide, Johnny boy," she quips. 💣
Meanwhile, our zany allies in Tel Aviv allegedly conducted a surprise strike on Tehran neighborhoods, causing mass civilian deaths, with bombs quite possibly stamped Made in the U.S.A.. 🇺🇸💥
And wouldn’t you know it—Nitwit Nero, a.k.a. the Orange Julius Geyser, is saber-rattling again, muttering about "something bigger" than a ceasefire and musing on the usefulness of nukes like a toddler let loose in a dynamite shack. 🎇
🛩️ Fuel up! says the Pentagon, sending Air Force tankers to Europe en masse. A mere training exercise? Oh, my dear sweet summer child…
📜 Roxanne reaches back into the archives, dragging out Ike’s CIA-backed coup in 1953 Iran—where the oil flowed, and the democracy did not. Seeds of resentment? Planted, watered, and now mushroom-cloud ready.
🛂 Fascism with Extra Spice – Domestic Affairs
The good old U.S. of A is apparently cosplaying as 1930s Berlin. A mayoral candidate in NYC is snatched by unmarked goons (pardon me, masked thugs), prompting cries of "this isn’t boiling frogs—this is fascism, clear and brazen." 🐸💀
Senator Padilla decries the federalized Marines occupying Los Angeles, deployed by a Homeland Secretary who claims he’s “liberating” the city from its own elected leaders. Marvelous. Utterly marvelous. 🪖🏙️
According to Miles Taylor, the White House is no longer an executive branch—it's a criminal court of Louis XIV presided over by John Gotti. Stephen Miller, our undead Rasputin, is said to have the power of a medieval pope at a witch-burning. 🔥👑
Meanwhile, election rigging rumors swirl. Starlink? Packet swaps? "They didn’t even make it logical!" cries a caller. 🤖🗳️
👮♂️ Dissent is Dangerous & Voting’s a Gamble
If you dare to protest, says Roxanne, be ready for a cot in a concrete cell. Civil rights, like common sense, are strictly optional these days. As for election integrity—well, let’s just say the numbers are doing the Charleston on your local tabulator screen. 🕺💻
🌈 Odds & Ends from the Social Front
Roxanne rejoices over a judicial pause on anti-trans passport rules. It’s not all gloom! But she fears a Supreme Court reversal and dark mutterings about government-maintained "lists" of trans citizens cast a long shadow. ⚖️🌒
Canuck PM Mark Carney gets a thumbs-up for sanctioning Russia while the U.S. President mutters that NATO is “obsolete,” and Zelenskyy is a "con man in a sweater." Eh gad! Where’s Roosevelt when you need him? 🍁🇨🇦
🎸 Youth, Memes & Morale
Kids these days? Gloriously rebellious! They’re not buying this war business. “No m**********, no kings!” goes the TikTok battle hymn. Roxanne calls it the 2020s answer to the Summer of Love—minus the LSD, plus Wi-Fi. 🎶🧠
💰 Fund the Fury
Running this show ain’t free, folks! $465 is needed through July 18th to keep the mic hot and the outrage sizzling. No ads, no PR, just pure corn-fed sass and independent radio. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute. Roxanne jokes about starting her own cell service: “Alabama Sex Clam Cellular.” Now that’s branding! 📞💋
💬 Choice Zingers
🗣️ “You don’t spin up this kind of skyward muscle just to flex.”
🗣️ “He’s not a president. He’s John Gotti meets Louis the 14th.”
🗣️ “Israel ran out of babies to kill in Gaza, so here we go…”
🗣️ “If this was a reality show, it’d be compelling. Instead, we’re living it.”
🗣️ “We have the dumbest m*********** in the world about to start World War III because he liked how it looked on Fox News.”
🗣️ “This fascism is happening quickly, clearly, brazenly.”
🛑 Final Curtain
This broadcast paints a portrait so grim, even Goya would look away. A madman with nukes, a citizenry in peril, and a radio host with just enough bourbon, brains, and brass to holler about it. 📻🇺🇸
So until next time, my dears—keep your powder dry, your passports updated, and your MAGAT uncles out of the group chat.
🎤 – W.C. Fields (and a splash of Roxanne Kincaid)
🍸 “I never drink... unless I’m listening to Head-ON.”
🗓️ Jun 17, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)
152 episodes
Manage episode 489382392 series 2504292
🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 17, 2025
📰 Show Notes (in the voice of W.C. Fields, naturally...)
Ah yes, welcome back, my little libertines and liver-spotted libertarians, to another rousing installment of Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid, broadcasting live from behind the corn curtain! 🍿 Now, grab your smelling salts and a stiff brandy, because the world, my dear chums, is going to hell in a MAGAT monogrammed handbasket. 🎩🔥
🎯 Bombs, Blunders & Bloviation – Iran on the Brink!
The show kicks off with Roxanne eviscerating the ever-so-genteel Senator Fetterman, who apparently moonlights as a warmonger. Our host serves him a verbal wallop for suggesting he’d like Iran bombed into oblivion. "Nice call for genocide, Johnny boy," she quips. 💣
Meanwhile, our zany allies in Tel Aviv allegedly conducted a surprise strike on Tehran neighborhoods, causing mass civilian deaths, with bombs quite possibly stamped Made in the U.S.A.. 🇺🇸💥
And wouldn’t you know it—Nitwit Nero, a.k.a. the Orange Julius Geyser, is saber-rattling again, muttering about "something bigger" than a ceasefire and musing on the usefulness of nukes like a toddler let loose in a dynamite shack. 🎇
🛩️ Fuel up! says the Pentagon, sending Air Force tankers to Europe en masse. A mere training exercise? Oh, my dear sweet summer child…
📜 Roxanne reaches back into the archives, dragging out Ike’s CIA-backed coup in 1953 Iran—where the oil flowed, and the democracy did not. Seeds of resentment? Planted, watered, and now mushroom-cloud ready.
🛂 Fascism with Extra Spice – Domestic Affairs
The good old U.S. of A is apparently cosplaying as 1930s Berlin. A mayoral candidate in NYC is snatched by unmarked goons (pardon me, masked thugs), prompting cries of "this isn’t boiling frogs—this is fascism, clear and brazen." 🐸💀
Senator Padilla decries the federalized Marines occupying Los Angeles, deployed by a Homeland Secretary who claims he’s “liberating” the city from its own elected leaders. Marvelous. Utterly marvelous. 🪖🏙️
According to Miles Taylor, the White House is no longer an executive branch—it's a criminal court of Louis XIV presided over by John Gotti. Stephen Miller, our undead Rasputin, is said to have the power of a medieval pope at a witch-burning. 🔥👑
Meanwhile, election rigging rumors swirl. Starlink? Packet swaps? "They didn’t even make it logical!" cries a caller. 🤖🗳️
👮♂️ Dissent is Dangerous & Voting’s a Gamble
If you dare to protest, says Roxanne, be ready for a cot in a concrete cell. Civil rights, like common sense, are strictly optional these days. As for election integrity—well, let’s just say the numbers are doing the Charleston on your local tabulator screen. 🕺💻
🌈 Odds & Ends from the Social Front
Roxanne rejoices over a judicial pause on anti-trans passport rules. It’s not all gloom! But she fears a Supreme Court reversal and dark mutterings about government-maintained "lists" of trans citizens cast a long shadow. ⚖️🌒
Canuck PM Mark Carney gets a thumbs-up for sanctioning Russia while the U.S. President mutters that NATO is “obsolete,” and Zelenskyy is a "con man in a sweater." Eh gad! Where’s Roosevelt when you need him? 🍁🇨🇦
🎸 Youth, Memes & Morale
Kids these days? Gloriously rebellious! They’re not buying this war business. “No m**********, no kings!” goes the TikTok battle hymn. Roxanne calls it the 2020s answer to the Summer of Love—minus the LSD, plus Wi-Fi. 🎶🧠
💰 Fund the Fury
Running this show ain’t free, folks! $465 is needed through July 18th to keep the mic hot and the outrage sizzling. No ads, no PR, just pure corn-fed sass and independent radio. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute. Roxanne jokes about starting her own cell service: “Alabama Sex Clam Cellular.” Now that’s branding! 📞💋
💬 Choice Zingers
🗣️ “You don’t spin up this kind of skyward muscle just to flex.”
🗣️ “He’s not a president. He’s John Gotti meets Louis the 14th.”
🗣️ “Israel ran out of babies to kill in Gaza, so here we go…”
🗣️ “If this was a reality show, it’d be compelling. Instead, we’re living it.”
🗣️ “We have the dumbest m*********** in the world about to start World War III because he liked how it looked on Fox News.”
🗣️ “This fascism is happening quickly, clearly, brazenly.”
🛑 Final Curtain
This broadcast paints a portrait so grim, even Goya would look away. A madman with nukes, a citizenry in peril, and a radio host with just enough bourbon, brains, and brass to holler about it. 📻🇺🇸
So until next time, my dears—keep your powder dry, your passports updated, and your MAGAT uncles out of the group chat.
🎤 – W.C. Fields (and a splash of Roxanne Kincaid)
🍸 “I never drink... unless I’m listening to Head-ON.”
🗓️ Jun 17, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)
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