Ep. 200 - 200 Is Just a Number... Unless It’s Guests at Bezos’ Wedding - 06/25/2025

Peaches Pit Party

It's the 200th episode of Peaches Pit Party – On Demand! and you better believe we’re going full throttle into the absurd, the heartfelt, and the completely unnecessary.

Peaches celebrates hitting this milestone with the usual blend of chaotic news stories, listener call-ins, rants about modern tech, and one very unfortunate alter ego named Janet Martinez. No one else is doing it quite like this.

Here’s what you’ll hear:

• 🎧 Metallica celebrates 100 episodes of their own podcast, so naturally Peaches reflects on what it means to reach 200. (Spoiler: It involves yelling about random girls with mics.)
• 📱 The return of Janet Martinez, a mystery identity haunting Peaches’ phone number since 2007.
• 🚘 Luxury sports car drag racing through Grand Teton National Park?! Arrests were made. Idiocy was confirmed.
• ☀️ Peaches gets sunburned doing a live remote at Tag and Go (but the car smells great now).
• 🧼 Free car washes continue in Idaho Falls—and Peaches is plugging that air freshener like it’s a gold bar.
• 🎶 “To Peach Their Own” tackles a bold one: What’s the greatest song of all time? Listener answers include Beartooth’s “I Was Alive,” Tenacious D’s “Tribute,” and the eternal “Freebird.”
• 🧠 A Roblox terror plot. Yep. That happened. Plotting an attack through Roblox? That’s a Genius of the Day entry, no doubt.
• 🦜 A vulgar parrot named Hendrix swears like Samuel L. Jackson and is now up for adoption.
• 🧠 The Texas shotgun internet outage, featuring a woman with the most unfortunate last name for radio.
• 🏀 NBA Draft, Aaron Rodgers' “final” season, Caitlin Clark money magic, and other highlights from Shot Clock Sports Update.
• ✈️ Peaches’ friends are flying the most chaotic route to Idaho ever, complete with 4:30 AM LAX departure, Denver layovers, and the Salt Lake Express to Pocatello.
• 🧃 Taste test of Sprite + Tea and a reaction to Benson Boone’s new track “Mr. Electric Blue.”
• 🎄 Peaches discovers Leon Day (aka Noel spelled backwards) and declares it “a 40-year-old mom’s margarita holiday.”
• 🖼️ A tourist rips through a priceless painting in Florence while trying to take a selfie—Peaches rants accordingly.
• 🥂 Jeff Bezos’ $20 million Venice wedding gets protested by locals with signs and side-eyes. No tomatoes... yet.
• 🎡 A reminder that the Idaho Falls Riverfest is coming fast, and yes, the parking situation is totally manageable—just check the map.

And in a surprise appearance, Maddie joins Peaches for a nostalgic run through outdated skills like typing on a T9, reading maps, and keeping Tamagotchis alive.

200 episodes deep and still absolutely unhinged. Wouldn’t have it any other way.