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The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco

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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver a United States Men’s National Team summer round-up, highlighting which players are flying under the radar and which ones on the squad they’re concerned about. The guys are then joined by Vancouver Whitecaps FC and Canadian National Team star Jayden Nelson. They discuss the impact of Thomas Müller on t…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss Son Heung-Min’s fast start in MLS and why Christian is already being proven wrong about Son’s impact on the field. They also talk about Matt Turner’s return to MLS and whether Gio Reyna should follow suit ahead of a crucial season leading up to the World Cup. Then, they react to the Premier League and …
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Christian Polanco and Stefano Fusaro preview the Premier League season ahead of the 2025–26 opening weekend. They share their title favorites along with a full set of season predictions, including Player of the Season, best transfer, and relegation picks. Then, they react to Christian Pulisic and Tim Weah’s response to the criticism they've faced t…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros welcome USMNT and MLS legend Marcelo Balboa to the show. They discuss his soccer journey, including his decision to return to the U.S. to help launch Major League Soccer in 1996. What were the hardships that came with it — and was it worth the sacrifice? Christian and Alexis then dive into Marcelo’s USMNT jour…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Son Heung-Min’s arrival at LAFC and what it could mean for Major League Soccer both on and off the field. They also look back on Son’s time at Tottenham and the legacy he leaves behind at the club. Christian and Alexis then recap Phase One of the Leagues Cup. Does the competition’s new format make t…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on soccer broadcasting legend Andrés Cantor to chat about all things soccer. The guys revisit the 2022 World Cup Final and talk with Andrés about how the greatest moment of his career was also his most challenging. Christian and Alexis then discuss Andrés’ journey in broadcasting and how he eventually pa…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Thomas Müller's move to the Vancouver Whitecaps and what it could mean for the club’s chances of winning an MLS title. Does this move put them ahead of Inter Miami as the favorites for the MLS Cup? The duo also discusses Jermaine Jones' recent comments suggesting that his 2014 return to MLS was not …
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on USMNT legend Landon Donovan and break down a controversial summer of soccer for the USMNT. Landon tells us why he took issue with Christian Pulisic missing the Gold Cup and what he would have done differently. Landon also reacts to Lionel Messi missing the MLS All-Star Game and how he thinks the leagu…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Colorado Rapids & USMNT defender Reggie Cannon to discuss his recent court win over Portuguese club Boavista. Reggie describes the trials and tribulations of his time in Europe and why he ultimately decided to make the move back to MLS. Reggie also shares his future ambitions with the USMNT and how ML…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the transfer window so far and give us their winners and losers as we pass the halfway point of the European transfer window. Have Liverpool been the clear winners or do Chelsea have a reason to be optimistic? Can Arsenal turn their window around? Christian and Alexis then recap a busy weekend in Ma…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Liverpool’s busy summer including their rumored move for either Alexander Isak or Hugo Ekitike. Can a new striker on top of the 200 million euros they’ve already spent put them amongst the other European giants? They also react to Steve Parrish’s blunder that may have lost Europa League football for…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Chelsea’s 3-0 victory over PSG in the Club World Cup Final. 2 goals by Cole Palmer led Chelsea to a decisive win over the European Champions to capture Enzo Maresca’s 2nd trophy with the club. The boys break down how Chelsea were able to break down this elite PSG side. Christin and Alexis then talk th…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on legendary USMNT goalkeeper Brad Friedel to chat all things USMNT including their current roster questions at striker and goalkeeper. Brad Friedel explains why patience is necessary as Pochettino change the culture with the USMNT. Brad also discusses his roster thoughts and what the summer call-ups may…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s 2-1 loss to Mexico in the Gold Cup Final. Where are the boys’ confidence level for the squad and the head coach after the USMNT’s last competitive match before the World Cup? What players helped and hurt their stock going into next summer? Christian and Alexis then break down the major mom…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s shaky semifinal win over Guatemala. The boys talk Diego Luna, who impressed once again, scoring both goals for the Stars and Stripes. They also break down another lackluster performance from young striker Patrick Agyemang Christian and Alexis then chat Matt Freese’s performance in goal and…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros chat with New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy as they preview the 2026 World Cup. The boys talk all things New Jersey as the state gets ready to host the 2026 World Cup Final at MetLife Stadium next summer. Governor Murphy also reveals how he fell in love with soccer and what the sport means to him and his family.…
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s dramatic quarterfinal win over Costa Rica. They talk the good they saw including Malik Tillman’s masterful performance and Matt Freese’s magic in the penalty shootout. Christian and Alexis then also break down some poor performances from the likes of Patrick Agyemang and Max Arfsten and wh…
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