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sorry for the delay!! had to focus on being safe and making sure people we love are safe! we have been spending the past week helping friends but are also making sure that we give to the community that has given us a home in la for 8 years! here are some donation links and in person drop off spots we have used. hoping everyone stays safe https://do…

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Enya got faded and saw Inside Out 2, which is exciting for Drew because that means Inside Out Dad is back, and Ky officially squashes his beef with Josiah. Find and book a top-rated doctor today. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for free. https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a…

Drew does the Tyla dance, Enya - confirmed - has a hex on her and Ky wont shut up about going to the brat concert. Also thanks to josiah, drew has a tight ten minutes of horrible stand up https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy instagram: @emergencyinte…

Enya will never have a kid because she has to take care of us, Drew brings up the fact that SZA (his ex) wrote an entire album about him, and Ky finally gets a camera. https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy instagram: @emergencyintercom @emergencyinter…

Trisha Paytas is unironically a fan of the podcast, Drew ate over 100 spiders, and then saw a psychic that read him to filth. Then delivers his most painful stand up set yet. https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy business inquiries: emergencyintercomp…

josiah steps foot on the new set, gifted our dream mics, drew’s basketball journey and josie taste tests gucci handbags. Ky is deeply threatened by josiah's relationship with drew. https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/…

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In case you guys missed it, our roof fell on us so we had to get a new set. Enya is repulsed by men flying around using little fans strapped to their backs and Drew has beef with ABBA’s holograms. Normal people scare us. https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's l…

yup that’s right we met Gypsy Rose, she loved us, and begged us to be on the podcast. we also discuss who is who from challengers (Drew is Patrick cuz he’s ran thru) and humiliation rituals… https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Sign up for a $1 per m…

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