Nathan and Brendan discuss truly awful movies while trying to keep their sanity in tact. Full disclosure: We may be in love with the movies we deem terrible. New episodes uploaded every Thursday! Logo created by Mariah Lirette. Theme song by Taylor Sheasgreen of the Motorleague.
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It's about money we talk about this money-tested film that made a lot of time at the box office, In Time. It's a very subtle critique of capitalism that surely flew over most people's heads and will be appreciated in another money as one of the smartest movies ever. Just kidding! Really flimsy time/money exchange rates, displaying bank accounts in …
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This week, the boys bring back comic expert Joshua Kotsabasakis to discuss Ang Lee's Hulk. Wait... is this... like a pretty good movie? Does Ang Lee add a touch of class and auteur filmmaking to make it stand out from other Marvel films? Does everyone in this movie kill it in terms of their performances? Is Hulk super duper hot? Find out! Next week…
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Yes... the time has come... to discuss one of the worst and laziest movies of all-time... The Emoji Movie. As your hosts try not to keel over, they discuss this mess of a motion picture including the genuinely terrible life lessons for children, the annoying 1-2 punch of T.J. Miller and James Corden, the poop emoji cameo, the nightmare world of the…
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March 5th, 1993. A day that will live in infamy. On that date, Sir Nicolas Cage, Lord Samuel L. Jackson and director/activist E. Max Frye... solved... racism. Yes indeed. They did it with the help of a little film called Amos & Andrew (not Andy). You might doubt these claims, you might find them dubious... but need I remind you of the power of film…
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You didn't know we would cover this one? We gave you all the clues! This week, the guys try to wrap their heads around the nonsensical mess that is The Snowman starring a very sleepy Michael Fassbender. They talk about naming your main character Harry Hole, the multiple subplots that are unfinished or illogical, Val Kilmer (RIP) getting ADR'ed by a…
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Fourth-wall breaking? Vicious murders? Intentionally censored curse words? It's all here, baby! This week, the guys talk about Kuffs starring Christian Slater. The less said about Milla Jovovich's role, the better... Next week: Full of Harry Holes. What We've Been Watching: Apollo 13 Sisu Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.…
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The voice of Capital City Wrestling, Bill Yard, joins us this week for the first time (wait... are we sure he hasn't been here before?) to discuss the 1979 roller disco comedy Skatetown, U.S.A. They discuss the drug pizza, the multitude of cameos and musical performances, Flip Wilson and Billy Barty playing a couple, the skate dancing choreography …
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This week, one of our patrons Raina Harper returns to the show to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the release of the oft-maligned yet ambitious sci-fi epic Jupiter Ascending. How does Caine identify as half-dog exactly? Does Sean Be(e)an have the dumbest character name ever? What in the world is Eddie Redmayne doing with this performance? Was the…
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The March to Wrestlemania CONTINUES with Ryan Gilbert back in the saddle again to help us discuss 2005's Doooooooom! The Rock sure cusses a lot in this movie, doesn't he? Why did RFK portray Jessica Rabbit? Did that first-person scene need to be 12 hours long? All this and more! Next week: Wackyowski. What We've Been Watching: Beyond the Infinite T…
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WWE King of the Ring (1995) (w/Ryan Gilbert)
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1:41:47Ah yes, the march begins... TO WRESTLEMANIA! This week, the guys are joined by wrestling expert Ryan Gilbert to break down one of the worst events from one of the worst years in the WWE - King of the Ring '95. From decisions to take Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker out of the tournament early on to the total lack of historical significance of the …
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Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! They're finally on the big screeeeen! And now... Nate and Brendan... they're about to slay this film, kweeeeen. Also... joining them is Galen Howard... and he'll also have some things to say. Why did... this dumb movie... have a lot of sexy content... attempted lynching... and a mafia killllllll! WILLLLLLLLMAAAAAA…
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We've got us a Walken! This week, the guys talk all about the Tarantino-esque thriller Suicide Kings. What's up with all the Dennis Leary monologues about shoes? How many different endings did this go through? Is Christopher Walken as a "young man" in this film one of the most ridiculous, lazy things ever? And for the love of God, enough with all t…
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Get ready because Mariah has chosen the film for the boys and she has chosen a childhood favourite - The Lizzie McGuire Movie. The gang discuss the Disney Channel star's adventures in Italy and of course the worst person in all of human existence... Paolo. Does CNN cover junior high school events? Does Alex Borstein deserve an Oscar (while her char…
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The love of Nathan's life picks the movie for the guys this week as Patty selects the 2000 hit Coyote Ugly. Does this movie take place in Vin Diesel's Beautiful World? How about that guitar/breakdancing duet?! Why doesn't she leave that body-shaming Australian boyfriend? How many times will they recognize famous people as extras in the film? Marvel…
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She was just trying to study spiders in the Amazon when she was murdered by that guy when she was studying spiders in the Amazon where she was murdered! To finish off the Best/Worst of 2024, the guys welcome back Joshua Kotsabasakis to discuss the Sony Marvelverse film... Madame Web. They talk all about Dakota Johnson's magnificent press tour but a…
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Be prepared to have your futures told... or something... as the guys deal their hand with 2024's Tarot. Have there ever been characters MORE interchangeable than this? Who is the Lady in The Watchers and why is her only function to explain the premise? Are there any death scenes that were unimaginative? And oh... come on... how in the world did Ned…
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This week, the journey into 2024 continues as Jason MacLeod visits the boys to talk about the video game adaptation spectacular known simply as Borderlands. After Jason breaks down the lore of the video game and its history, the fellas chat about the worthless villain, lusting over Cate Blanchett, Eli Roth using none of his Eli Roth-ness and much m…
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This week, the fellas go back to the Shyamalanverse with resident expert Lindsay Escoffery but this time they're talking about Lady Shyamalan and her recent hit, The Watchers! Nepotism awaits our calling as Ishana Night Shyamalan presents something kinda like what her dad does... but is it better? Worse? Convoluted? Less so? They talk all about thi…
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Continuing on this path of all things 2024 is the very unnecessary remake... The Crow. Hell hath no fury like Nathan's scorn for this movie and the guys have all kinds of things to talk about such as cool tattoos, possible time travel, romantic dialogue written by problematic teenagers, the genuinely awesome opera scene and much more. Next week: Sh…
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We're back! To start off Recently Regrettable (the worst from 2024), the guys are taking a look at the totally unimaginative Imaginary (see what I did there?) The guys discuss the really boring MC Escher "imaginary world," a lazy villain not wanting to do any of the legwork, a major character disappearing for most of the movie, bizarrely cheery ad …
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We return next week with the Best-Worst of 2024! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy What Were They Thinking? | Age of Radio
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RERUN: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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1:37:31Enjoy a rerun while we are on vacation! We return on January 9th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy What Were They Thinking? | Age of Radio
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Livestream for the Cure (2024) - Devil's Harvest
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1:02:44Enjoy this year's episode of RAW AUDIO from earlier in the year when Nathan and Brendan joined Nicholas Haskins to raise money for a good cause while discussing the anti-drug short Devil's Harvest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy What Were They Thinking? | Age of Radio
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Ho-ho-ho! To cap off 2024, the guys dive into the brand new Netflix Original - Hot Frosty. Yes, it's about a snowman (snow sculpture, really!) that comes to life via a magical scarf... I think? The guys talk about all the confusing magic behind the premise, Craig Robinson and Joe Lo Truglio playing a comedic duo with no straight man, the police sta…
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The first of two Christmas episodes arrives this week as the fellas talk about Fred Claus starring Vince Vaughn as Santa's older brother. The guys get festive by talking about the Cronenberg-esque alarming elf CGI, the amount of Vince Vaughn riffing, North Pole budgeting and paperwork, Jeffrey Dean Morgan's "old man" cameo, Siblings Anonymous and m…
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It's still November so it's time to discuss all things Gamera! This time, Gamera takes on a bowl of shiny Skittles-turned fishthing called Zigra! The guys talk all about this movie being propaganda for SeaWorld, bloodthirsty children, monster spines that sound like xylophones, two "straight" husbands who seem to have an awful lot of chemistry toget…
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This week, the fellas are joined by romance novel connoiseur Emma Wilkes to discuss the Gerard Butler/Katherine Heigl rom-com The Ugly Truth. The gang discuss the logistics of Butler's segments on the morning news, vibrating underwear, "pulling a Boebert," the hot air balloon ending and much more. Plus: Emma reveals her simian-based fears and remem…
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A Night in Heaven (w/Britany Sparrow)
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1:31:32Lesley Ann Warren just wants some lovin' in this week's movie A Night in Heaven. Britany Sparrow joins the guys to discuss the movie that sports "Heaven" by Bryan Adams (yes, it was written FOR THIS FILM) played over an endless bike-riding sequence, strippers openly making out with patrons, uncomfortable sex scenes, NASA as a plot element that goes…
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Ah, sex comedies of the 80s. Truly they were an interesting breed. This week, the guys talk about the sex comedy Zapped! starring real-life creep Scott Baio and Willie Aames. The guys break this one down and talk about Scatman Crothers' salami fever dream, the Carrie ending with all the boobs, all of the sex crimes perpetrated by our protagonists, …
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Is this even a movie? Spookies? It's like two half-movies? Into one? And it makes no sense? What is this? No seriously, WHAT IS THIS!? What is this madness? ...have Nathan and Brendan finally lost their minds? Find out this week when they unpack one of the weirdest, most nonsensical horror movies covered on this show in its history. I mean... the f…
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Yes, it's a movie in which a big monster tries to kill a bunch of people in a museum... or is it? Because I can't see nothing! Yes, this week the fellas talk all about Peter Hyams' The Relic starring the late Tom Sizemore. They talk about the horrible (lack of) lighting, the hypothalamus drinking game, the ludicrous twist involving the identity of …
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It worked the first time so let's do it again but this time... crappy. Yes, folks - the guys discuss Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, a truly baffling sequel to a huge movie phenomenon. They ask the question... in the world of this movie, is the first film just a movie? Or ACTUALLY a documentary? And if THIS movie is a "re-enactment," why do the act…
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Fight the power! The first power, that is. Yes folks, it's a film about Lou Diamond Phillips fighting a body-hopping demon... sort of? Nathan and Brendan try to wrap their minds around The First Power starring LDP in a ridiculous jacket and featuring the least organized stakeout in movie police history, people just barging into homes without reason…
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Spooky season finally kicks off with a discussion about the Scream knockoff starring Alicia Witt and Jared Leto. Yes, it's Urban Legend... a movie that asks: how much can we rip off from another movie without being sued for plaigarism? The guys talk about the killer reveal that makes no sense, the urban legends that were clearly created solely for …
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This week, it's another doozy as the guys talk all about Artemis Fowl, a movie so rotten that eventually even Disney+ gave it the heave-ho... and it belonged to them! Anyway, they discuss how different it is from the source material, the nightmarish jaw-unhinging, the very unlikeable main character, Judi Dench's performance and much, much more. Die…
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Destiny Turns on the Radio (w/Galen Howard)
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1:38:18This week, the gang is back... and they've brought along Galen Howard to discuss the 1995 Pulp Fiction wannabe (and also starring Quentin Tarantino!) Destiny Turns on the Radio. They talk about all the pseudo-spirituality nonsense, getting pregnant via dream-assault, Jim Belushi touching himself, the electrified swimming pool portal and much more. …
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Listen to your hosts die inside as they discuss one of the worst movies ever presented to the podcast in this episode from back in the vault. Next week: back to new episodes with a movie that was eventually turned into a Disney+ tax credit. Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodc…
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A little break is in order for the guys due to some personal reasons so please enjoy an old classic from the feed. Next week: another one unearthed from the vault. Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagram.com/wwttpodcast Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sh…
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It's the fifth Thursday so you know what that means... Yes, it's time for another Small-Screen Shameful but this one has people you know like Tyrese Gibson and John Malkovich so how can it be bad? Yes, Nathan and Brendan talk all about Prime Original Rogue Hostage aka Die Hard in a Wal-Mart. After the 148 production company logos fade and the film …
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This week, the fellas talk about the rightfully-forgotten 1980s Michael Keaton comedy, The Squeeze. They discuss that most unfortunate poster, Meat Loaf playing a character with no dialogue, Joey Pants disappearing for almost the entire film, the scale of the climactic lottery draw and much more. Next week: It's the fifth Thursday of August! Time t…
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (w/Ben Gillcrist & Jason MacLeod)
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2:08:11If we were going to do an episode on Star Trek: The Motion Picture, we had to find the two biggest Star Trek nerds that we know: Ben Gillcrist and Jason MacLeod. Join the foursome as the hosts marvel at the aforementioned guests' encylopedic knowledge of the source material in a discussion of this huge movie. They also discuss Bones being a hippie,…
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It's like Die Hard for kids but Patrick Stewart is there and it's also kinda like Hackers but... not as smart? Yes, it's 1997's Masterminds and Nathan and Brendan discussed it this week. While Brendan stans hard for Brenda Fricker, Nathan points out all the non-lethal violence in a movie with a whole lot of guns. They also discuss taxi radios, the …
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Patreon strikes again! Michael Bagford joins the fellas this week to talk about the Emilio Estevez-starring Freejack. They talk all about Emilio's sexy quirks (and Brendan wonders if he's actually a good actor or not), the connection to Futurama, trashcan fires, Anthony Hopkins genuinely "phoning in" his performance, the Spiritual Switchboard and m…
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Folks... sometimes (but not often) Clint Eastwood tried his hand at comedy and this is indeed one of them. The guys discuss Clint teaming with Bernadette Peters to fight white supremacists (!) in the light(?)-hearted comedy, Pink Cadillac. There is much to behold here from Clint's goofy character work, the delightful Bernadette Peters being good at…
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Our wonderful patron Megan Miller demanded it and so we acquiesced! The guys celebrate Christmas in July by discussing I Believe in Santa, a movie that seems like it could become a serial killer movie at any given moment. They also discuss how this is somehow not a Hallmark movie, Tom being an unhinged psychopath, the flirting with a Christian movi…
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (w/Ben Gillcrist)
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1:44:21The guys finally tackle the notorious flop and the film that made Sean Connery quit acting - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Joining the fellas is Nathan's Jason in the form of Ben Gillcrist, history buff at large. After Ben talks about his frustration with the historical inaccuracies, the guys also discuss Alan Moore's strategy at detaching…
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Eraser (w/Everything I Learned from Movies)
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1:43:53Back to the regular grind as your hosts with the mosts bring back frequent guests Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies to discuss the Arnold Schwarzenegger action film Eraser. Beside a long argument about the Yakuza, they also discuss the CGI alligators, Schwarzenegger as a ninja, Robert Pastorelli's masterful performance, the parachu…
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Listeners Choice Month FINISHES with a... BANG! Capping off this month from Hell, the guys talk about the Tori Spelling Lifetime movie Co-ed Call Girl, a movie that's about as sexy as a bowl of lentil soup. Speaking of sexy, the fellas discuss all of the insane outfits that Spelling wears, the concept of love-stalking, the Backdoor Bakery, the clas…
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Listeners Choice Month continues! In this week's episode, the guys suffer for your pleasure! They endure the 137-minute (!) Christian propaganda/hockey romance/dissertation movie The Genesis Code. Oh, you've never heard of it? Of course you haven't! This film has got all you desire though like a ONE-HOUR scene where characters just explain the Gene…
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Listeners Choice Month continues! In this week's episode, the guys are "treated" to the kangaroo/martial arts/YA (?) movie Warriors of Virtue. This is a mystifying movie in many ways but the guys dive deep into the story arcs that are abruptly dropped, Angus Macfayden's amazing and highly sexual performance, the jumpy slow-motion used in EVERY figh…
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