Best Dice Hate Me Podcasts (2025)

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198: RPG Sessions w/ JJ 1:04:58

4d ago1:04:58

1:04:58

This week I'm joined by someone who I've had the pleasure of meeting a couple times in-person, and who is also behind a service that I very much enjoy using. This week it's a conversation with JJ from the team behind RPGSessions.com, which is a website/service/VTT specifically designed for the narrative dice system games (Star Wars and Genesys). Wh…

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Fun With Foreign Slurs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:09:07

5d ago1:09:07

1:09:07

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197: Deeper Dungeons and Bright Sun Games w/ Adam B 1:13:48

11d ago1:13:48

1:13:48

This week I'm joined by creator, and fellow GamerNationCon attendee Adam B to talk about his creations, which include the freshly-released Deeper Dungeons, as well as Darker Futures, and Further Stars, which are all really cool and very useful books for generating NPCs, as well as factions, sites, and all sorts of other useful things for your games…

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Kinky Kings w/ Jim Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:12:27

12d ago1:12:27

1:12:27

Check out Jim's new special Unconceivable right now on YouTube! Watch is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU SPONSORS: -Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears -Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at http://square.com/go/bears ! #squarepod This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is j…

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196: Broaden your Theft Pool! 37:13

18d ago37:13

37:13

This week it's a conversation about stealing techniques from different sources, inspired by a wonderful little Canadian drama series called Cardinal. We have a bit of a chat around things like intertwining story elements, wrapping those elements up, and how sometimes looking at something different can help you learn new things! d20 Network Spotligh…

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"Dancers" Would Drop Me Off At School w/ That Mexican OT | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:25:43

19d ago1:25:43

1:25:43

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195: How Zany? 52:27

25d ago52:27

52:27

When is it ok to go how zany in a game? And how do you "control" the table to keep the tone of the session where you'd like it? That's exactly what we have a chat about in this week's episode! So join us for the conversation! d20 Network Spotlight: The Genesys Archives -- https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/thegenesysarchives/ Game of the Week…

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Mark Normand Is A Gay Dad | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:06:49

26d ago1:06:49

1:06:49

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194: Being the Right Speaker w/ JT Dimino 52:50

1M ago52:50

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This week I'm joined by JT Dimino for a chat inspired by a combination of a cheap Bluetooth speaker and a song by Megadeath! We have a bit of a chat around making sure that you're getting the point you intend to across to your table while you're GMing! Also there's some talk about finding help and information in unexpected places. Links: d20 Radio …

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Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:39:53

1M ago1:39:53

1:39:53

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9ASPONSORS:- Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try yo…

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193: Behind the Screens and Star Wars Roleplaying with Nate from Tabletop Empire. 1:17:37

1M ago1:17:37

1:17:37

This week I got to sit down with another awesome person I met at GamerNationCon! I'm joined by Nate, from The Tabletop Empire YouTube channel to talk about his channel, their Dark Underworld actual-play, some of the things that happen before we all get to see anything, and of course we talk about why Star Wars is just an absolutely awesome setting …

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Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:19:39

1M ago1:19:39

1:19:39

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee SPONSORS:- Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box.- Make friends and grab some merch at https://www.drinkpo…

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192: How We Roll w/ Daryl & Robert 1:13:48

2M ago1:13:48

1:13:48

This week I'm joined by a couple of friends who also have a podcast on the d20 Radio Network! I have a chat with Daryl and Robert from the How We Roll podcast to talk about their show, gaming, and some of the fun that we've been able to have together. If you want to check out their show, you can find it here: Main Website: https://howwerollgaming.c…

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Bad Thoughts About Meghan Markle | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:08:19

2M ago1:08:19

1:08:19

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MotW: Trouble in Progress Junction: Finale 1:00:46

2M ago1:00:46

1:00:46

Welcome to the finale for this short Monster of the Week game. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did playing it! Terry was able to make this session, though Hagen wasn't feeling well and couldn't make it, but we continued on to finish this short story. As folks are I'm sure familiar, sometimes everyone just can't make it, so we just played with who…

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Welcome to 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 1:01

2M ago1:01

1:01

Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy YMH Studios

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Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:09:17

2M ago1:09:17

1:09:17

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191: Don't Hate the Game, Hate the Players? 38:40

2M ago38:40

38:40

Ok, yeah, kinda click-baity title... But really, sometimes we blame the wrong thing, and that's what we're talking about on this episode! (And we're not suggesting that y'all should hate anyone!) d20 Network Spotlight -- The Order 66 -- https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/order-66-podcast-38220? Game of the Week: Steve G: Triangle Agency -- https://…

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MrBallen Traumatizes Tom Segura | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:18:28

2M ago1:18:28

1:18:28

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MotW: Trouble in Progress Junction: Episode 4 57:25

2M ago57:25

57:25

Welcome to the first half of the 3rd (and final) session of play for this short Monster of the Week game. Terry was able to make this session, though Hagen wasn't feeling well and couldn't make it, but we continued on to finish this short story. I hope you all enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed playing it! As folks are I'm sure familiar,…

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The Blue Origin Broads Backlash w/ Thomas Lennon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 2:02:52

2M ago2:02:52

2:02:52

Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! The 2 Bears 5k is this Sunday! There’s still time to sign up and join us in Tampa at Raymond James Stadium! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com/#introSPONSORS:- Go to https://shipstation.com and use code CAVE to sign up for your FREE trial.- Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinkligh…

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190: GNC X recap with Joe from Tabletop Empire's Dark Underworld 1:10:56

2M ago1:10:56

1:10:56

We're back with a new episode following the fun that was GamerNationCon X! Since I'm sure most of you have heard Steve and I talk about how much fun it is, I thought it would be fun to hear about the experience from someone who had never been there before! Enter Joe. I met Joe at GNC, and he's part of a great actual-play on the Tabletop Empire YouT…

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Sampling Your Own Sauce | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:16:25

3M ago1:16:25

1:16:25

Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! The 2 Bears, 5K in Tampa is less than 2 weeks away! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com/#intro SPONSORS: - Shop data plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/BEARS. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/be…

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MotW: Trouble in Progress Junction: ep 3 1:11:08

3M ago1:11:08

1:11:08

Back to new content after a fun and exciting time at GamerNation Con!!! Welcome to the second session of play for this short Monster of the Week game. We join in as Oaken, Myles, and Marcus have just come upon the unconscious body of Hecate, the goddess of the crossroads! So what do you do when you find an injured goddess (who also happens to be a …

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Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:19:51

3M ago1:19:51

1:19:51

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Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:19:16

3M ago1:19:16

1:19:16

Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! Tom just announced Fall dates for his Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour. Presale starts April 2nd, use code TOMMY. Watch Kyle Dunnigan on Kill Tony on Netflix today! SPONSORS: - You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com - …

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Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:36:37

3M ago1:36:37

1:36:37

Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! Tom just announced Fall dates for his Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour. Presale starts April 2nd, use code TOMMY. SPONSORS: - Visit https://tonal.com and use promo code BEARS for $200 off your purchase. - Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get sta…

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189: Shopping 44:24

3M ago44:24

44:24

Shopping, it's perhaps the most low-key divisive thing we commonly do in games. Some love doing it, some hate doing it, and some don't care much either way. So how do you keep the whole table interested? Or how do you keep you interested? That's kinda what we chat around in this episode. Also worth noting, we're likely going to skip a week or 2 wit…

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2 Bears Live From SXSW | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:10:04

3M ago1:10:04

1:10:04

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MotW: Trouble in Progress Junction: ep 2 1:10:02

4M ago1:10:02

1:10:02

Welcome to the first session of play for this short Monster of the Week game. As folks are I'm sure familiar, sometimes everyone just can't make it, so we just played with who was there! We recorded this in late spring of 2024, right before I had to switch shifts at work, so it was kind of a 'last hurrah' for the group that had kind of dubbed thems…

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The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:15:50

4M ago1:15:50

1:15:50

SPONSORS: - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https//mintmobile.com/bears. In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom's co-host Bert is nursing a wing injury, so Tom has brought in a man who knows a thing a two about wings, the great Sean Evans! Sea…

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188: Anthologies (The Steve Way!) 51:27

4M ago51:27

51:27

Let it never be said we don't listen to our listeners! This week we answer a question a listener posted on our Discord (see link at the top of the page, or further down in the notes here) expand a bit on a concept we've mentioned a few times on the show. That being "Anthology Campaigns". For us, they're just another way to tell a story, and maybe a…

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Bob Dylan Sucks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:11:40

4M ago1:11:40

1:11:40

SPONSORS: Head to http://Drinklightstrike.com to learn more! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since th…

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MotW: Trouble in Progress Junction: ep 1 56:50

4M ago56:50

56:50

Welcome to the sort of "session zero" for a short game of Monster of the Week! We recorded this in late spring of 2024, right before I had to switch shifts at work, so it was kind of a 'last hurrah' for the group that had kind of dubbed themselves "Those Guys". A big "Thank You!" to Ben for once again running the game, and to Terry, Eric, Hagen, an…

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Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:36:01

4M ago1:36:01

1:36:01

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187: Murder Hobo on the Coms! 47:48

4M ago47:48

47:48

Howdy folks! This week we split our discussion between 2 topics, the first, the much maligned trope of "Murder Hobos" (because episode 187), and the other, in-game communication, and how it can, and can be used to, affect the story you're telling. GamerNation Con X tickets are on sale now! April 3-6 in Dallas (North Plano) TX! https://tabletop.even…

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Married To The Queen Of Garbage w/ Kevin Ryan & H Foley (Are You Garbage?) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:14:57

4M ago1:14:57

1:14:57

Register for the 2Bears 5K at http://www.2bears5k.com, happening May 4th in Tampa Bay, Florida. Don't miss out on the early bird pricing! SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com…

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Exalted: Tomb of Dreams Ep3 (finale) 1:04:42

5M ago1:04:42

1:04:42

Hello, and welcome to a short AP of Exalted! One of our Discord members, Decurion, was kind enough to come and run what is actually the Exalted 3rd Ed Jumpstart adventure for us, and let us record it! This is part 3, and the finale of the adventure! GamerNation Con X tickets are on sale now! April 3-6 in Dallas (North Plano) TX! https://tabletop.ev…

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Saturday Night Live Secrets & Norm Macdonald w/ Kevin Nealon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:40:03

5M ago1:40:03

1:40:03

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186: Timing Management 43:01

5M ago43:01

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This week we have a talk about the timing at the table, and how to kind of keep things moving, and not let things go too long, or get stale/stalled. GamenNation Con X tickets are on sale now! April 3-6 in Dallas (North Plano) TX! https://tabletop.events/conventions/gamer-nation-con-x d20 Network Spotlight: Wonderous Atlas of Creations Destinty -- h…

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Does Bert Have A Personality Disorder? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:12:44

5M ago1:12:44

1:12:44

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Start the New Year…

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Exalted: Tomb of Dreams, Episode 2 1:00:44

5M ago1:00:44

1:00:44

Hello, and welcome to a short AP of Exalted! One of our Discord members, Decurion, was kind enough to come and run what is actually the Exalted 3rd Ed Jumpstart adventure for us, and let us record it! This is part 2 of what should be 3 episodes that make up the adventure! If you'd like top check out the game, or even this specific adventure, you ca…

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How A Plane Crash Changed Travis Barker's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:27:17

5M ago1:27:17

1:27:17

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185: In Defence of Movie Thievery w/ Brev Tanner 1:40:32

5M ago1:40:32

1:40:32

This week we get a little long-winded (but lots of fun) with d20Network alum and GamerNationCon regular Brev Tanner! Brev is many things, including Author, Gamer, General Nerd, and Movie Buff, so we invited him to come and have a chat about the many, many ways we can use movies to help inspire and improve our games! Check out Brev's books "The Dark…

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Druski STORMS Off The Podcast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:17:45

5M ago1:17:45

1:17:45

Join us in Tampa Bay, Florida on May 4th for the 2 Bears 5K! Register at https://2Bears5k.com Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://zbiotics.com/BEARS and use BEARS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online …

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Exalted: Tomb of Dreams, Episode 1 1:23:33

6M ago1:23:33

1:23:33

Hi, and welcome to a short AP of Exalted! One of our Discord members, Decurion, was kind enough to come and run what is actually the Exalted 3rd Ed Jumpstart adventure for us, and let us record it! If you'd like top check out the game, or even this specific adventure, you can find it here! Exalted 3rd Ed -- https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/1…

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Adam “Pacman” Jones Chased Who Off the Field?? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:07:35

6M ago1:07:35

1:07:35

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184: There Can(not) Be Only One! 47:43

6M ago47:43

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This week we bring you a conversation to hopefully encourage you to share the things that you struggle with, as the Steves ponder the question "Am I the only one who..." So feel free to come talk to us on Discord (link below), or email us, or whatever! d20 Network Spotlight: The Genesys Archives -- https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/thegenesysar…

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LA Is Burning | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:13:53

6M ago1:13:53

1:13:53

SPONSORS: Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Unlock 10% off your entire order this January! Visit https://betterbiom.com and use promo…

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Havoc Brigade! Session 4 (finale) 52:33

6M ago52:33

52:33

Welcome to the conclusion of our little play-through of Havoc Brigade! by Grant Howitt! Does our misfit band succeed on their mission, or do they even remember what it was? Do they finally prove that "yeeting" goblins does in fact solve problems? You'll have to listen to find out, but I'm pretty sure you'll find some laughs along the way! Welcome t…

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