This week the boys say goodbye. Life is moving fast and is catching up to 75% of us. We discuss our favorite memories, FMK, Demon foxes and so much more. We would like to thank all of our listeners for this journey that we took together. We couldn't have made it this far without your support and questions. Thank you.…

Sit down because we get a little weird on this one. We talk about death. Specifically telling Donnie's estranged parents about his sudden death. We talk about what we would say at each others funerals and settle a debate about windows and doors. All of this and more, in this weeks Top Shelf Banter.

This week on Top Shelf Banter, Chapin is our Topic Master and we talk about Hall Of Fame material. Not just any Hall Of Fame, but what would be in our HOF. Then we take a deep dive into a very specific HOF that we all can get behind but not agree to. Derrick also get a wee bit drunk and slurs his words but not far from sober Derrick. All of this an…

This week we talk about babies, or how the internet spells them, babbys. We get into some topics about how babbys are formed, what people have done when they are feeling the mood of the moonlight, Louisiana, Space Jam and Spiders. All of this and more in this weeks Top Shelf Banter.

This week on Top Shelf Banter, it comes late. Yes as we stated above Amy and Jimmy had their baby a week early. Mom and Baby are healthy and doing well. This week, Derrick reveals a major secret which catches Jimmy and Donnie off guard. Derrick asks for tips to make his 1st Valentines day a special one so Jimmy and Donnie come to the rescue with ti…

This week Derrick cant join us. We don't know if its due to COVID, laziness or impending doom via comet. But what we do know is that he said it was his "truck." So Chapin is back with some witty answers for Donnie's questions. We discuss an appropriate number of towels per household, airline armrests, foot bathing and many other things in this week…

We kick off 2022 with a movie review. This is a special episode because due to the snow Jimmy had a record this episode by himself. He just got done watching Space Jam A New Legacy and was ecstatic about how great the movie was so, he did a review of it. He talks about King James, Warner Bros 3000, King James, cinematography, King James, Bugs Bunny…

This week the guys take a pledge of no bad words in honor of Christmas. They do their best research on google, to find Christmas questions that need answering such as what are lords a leapin, what are reindeer games and how many more wake ups until Christmas plus a special guest appearance. All of this and more on this weeks Top Shelf Banter.…

This week we kick off the Christmas creep right by talking about stuff. And in that stuff, we talk about things. Things like build-a-band, movie synopses injuries and still wonder what the betrayer is up to. All of this and more, in this weeks Top Shelf Banter.

This week the guys talk about something that is close to their hearts.....Reality television. Ok you caught us it's not our favorite thing. But it does lead to celebrity death match which we all can agree that it is our favorite thing. We then talk about weddings and segway....into segway talk. All of this and more on this weeks Top Shelf Banter.…

This week the guys take a deep dive into the hilarity that is Yahoo questions. They talk about fighting orangutans, mermaids, walking on the sun and yankee candles. There's some more gross stuff from Derrick but we won't get into that. All of that and more in this weeks Top Shelf Banter

This week we discuss hauntings. We delve deep into the horror genre of trick or treaters, Derricks hand shakes, actual haunted house, Derricks handshakes, horror movies and Derricks handshakes. This whole episode is so spooky it'll make you never want to shake Derricks hand ever again.

This week Donnie is the Topic Master and he has some puzzlers for us. We talk about bi-sexual vampires, how to properly kill a vampire, what is actually a gun and how to die as a vampire. There's a brief discussion of pandas and everybody loves pandas. All of this and more on this weeks Top Shelf Banter.…

This week we go back into the internet with the guys, and we help a random stranger to spice up their dating profile to make them more interesting and not so......normal. We also congratulate an employee of the month share fond memories of the help that this specific employee has done, to help us out in our personal lives. All of this and more in t…

This week, we come to you new and not improved as we are down a member of our quartet. We do our best to fill the void, by talking about a trip along the Oregon trail, holidays, sports, Jimmy's disdain for the Seattle Mariners and cable. All of this and more on Top Shelf Banter.

This week on Top Shelf Banter, we talk about stuff. And that stuff inevitably leads to things and deep discussions about those things. We talk about celebrities again, weddings and words. Words that hurt our ears, specially if Derrick says them. So please get your ear plugs ready and relax with a beverage, cause you're most likely going to need it …

Top Shelf Banter went undercover and snuck into the closing ceremony of the Tokyo Olympics. We witness the closing ceremony, then sneak off to continue doing the episode in the typical shenanigan style of banter. We discuss the Olympics past and present a d go into a weird tangent of what new sports should be allowed. All of this and more in this w…

Well, we did it. We have officially made it a year and boy howdy what a year it's been. This is a very special episode, where we are all Topic Masters. We discuss movie making, gods, torture and Banjos. All of this and more in our very special episode.

This week we delve into the internet.....again. We help a bystander with their dating profile, discuss the reasons about double hot dogs not being a thing and fashion. All of this and more on this weeks episode.

This week we apologize because we gave Derrick a platform for him to complain about.....everything. From Applebee's, to gas station prices, to theft and Capitalism. So strap in cause its a bumpy ride and get ready to be annoyed and hope that Derrick is permanently muted.

This week Donnie is the topic master and he has some doozies for the guys. We cover a wide variety of questions like what is the best way to meet Tom Cruise as well as helping the guys excel at interviews, but mainly helping Derrick with his interview and how to answer the questions. All of this and more on this episode of Top Shelf Banter.…

This week Chapin helps to level the field. He intensifies the points by asking ridiculous questions about injuries in sports. Derrick gets offended and confused and Donnie and Jimmy bond a little more on a shared dislike of a certain sport.

This week, Jimmy finds a YouTube video about science anomalies and he turns to the group for the answers. We discuss dinosaurs, the 9th wonder of the world, Vikings and some slight conspiracy theories for flavor. All of this and more in this weeks episode.

Hope everybody is ready for some quickfire and illiteracy. We discuss a variety of topics such as vampirism, Twilight powers, Derricks love for Gootheth and shows that we would want to enjoy. We discover that Derrick hath a weird speech impediment where he just talkth regularly and metheth up hith wordth. All of thith and more in thith weekth Top T…

This week we go through a plethora of topics. We discuss disrespecting a trophy, D&D attribute distribution among ourselves and.....our Only fans account. Yes, you heard it right. We.....have an Onlyfans now......

Chapin introduces a catch up mechanic for the ongoing competition. Derrick pays him $100 under the table. This week we discuss baseball related names and baseball slang terms that make no sense. If your a fan of baseball or not, this episode probably wont help you.

This week we delve deep into stunts and the ability to survive various scenarios. We talk about stunts that we can do, what stunts involve, the ability to survive stunts and ability to survive endless waves of....3rd graders. All of this tons of judging. Like a lot of judging.

Derrick leads the guys through a celebration and exploration of the Irish heritage. We discuss foods, proverbs and even come up with our own Irish jingle, more specifically, Irish drinking songs.

The guys pretend they remembers the oldest guys 137th birthday by throwin equally pretend birthday bashes.

ORDER has once again been called. This week the almost lawyers argue 3 cases that have been litigated before, but were judged incorrectly, probably. And back, by not-so-popular-demand, the triumphant return of Bartholomew Winston Debonair, attorney of the ludicrous and droll.

This week the guys come down with a vicious fever, and the only remedy is dancing! We discuss if line dancing actually dancing, a scolding to Derrick and finally get to create our own dance crew to perform in Vegas. All of this and more in this weeks Top Shelf Banter!

Cake, its not just a band with some great songs. It's the dessert that has caused the most arguments and broken up the most couples in the history of sugar

Welcome to a new and not improved 2021! This week we delve into what makes a bad boy, a bad bad boy. Is it his 1992 dirt nasty low Honda hatch? Is it his parental issues? How do you deal with a bad bad boy? Find out all of the answers to these questions and many more in our first episode of 2021!

The crew receives an emergency request from a magical man. Can they solve his problems and save the holiday? And can they do it without swearing? Not: All swearing will include a fine which will go to St. Judes Childrens Hospital.

Professional Wrestling gone....top shelf? Are spiders an insect? Find out this week who has the best chance of going pro with their choices of character, finishing move and theme song in this insect infested episode of Top Shelf Banter.

This weeks episode we get political. We write our own concession speech as well as take questions from the media on our devastating loss. We also discuss children's cartoons today and how well they stack up against cartoons that we grew up with. All this and more on this weeks episode.

Get your blanket ready and something to cuddle with to keep you safe from this weeks topics. We talk about prolific movie killers, an artists new single and things that are creepy in a room. Sit back and relax with a beverage as we record on Halloween and enjoy the festivities!

There shall be order once again in Chapins courtroom. We are here again arguing even more ludicrous court cases such as a date gone wrong, weather predicted wrong and a man who sues himself. Its all right here in the sequel!

We go over what makes a man attractive and tips on what to do and what not to do as a millennial in the dating world. *Warning: results not guaranteed or implied. Individual results will vary.*

Are you interested in the purchase of a Chiweenie? A oddly numbered pack of Mystical figurines? A singular wicker basket? A cough drop for your golf game? I hope that one of those items piqued your interest so just relax to the sounds of our extraordinary sales pitches in this weeks episode.

Were the Spice Girls as good as they could have been? Did popular movies cast the right actors? We discuss these and try to "perfect" them as we see fit in this weeks episode.

THERE SHALL BE ORDER IN THIS COURT! Come and relax with us in Chapins court. Here we discuss real cases that we think are downright funny and just odd. We talk about a death sentence that was fulfilled by his own death, then we act out a couple of cases between us with a game involved.

This week, we use our sports muscles and discuss sports. Sports in general, sports bets and even do a sports reenactment. We of course had to quench our thirst after this sports workout.

A podcast where 4 people argue and discuss everything and nothing. Hosted by an athlete, a booze hound, a guy with a classic ride and 3 other guys.