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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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KarmicX lashes out at the world as he delves back in to drinking on every stream. Pat Dixon is fighting the drama and doesn’t want anything to do with it. But is that the right move? FIGHT, PAT! FIGHT! Mersh is mad at Patrick about a clip. Royce makes a sandwich that he pretends he is going to eat over three days. We watch a filthy man make chicken…
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Aaron Imholte is back from his vacation, and the tales from the beach in sunny Florida are nothing short of remarkable! As predicted, he is commandeering Keanu’s victory and rubbing it in to the haters all while struggling to maintain an audience and earn his goal. Let’s go over the latest from our favorite cope-and-seeth king! KarmicX is on fire, …
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Patrick is recovering from a holiday weekend, and we’ve got content piling up left and right over here! Let’s get together and watch some clips, enjoy some dips, and encourage some flips! None of that made sense. A listener has unearthed a video about a specific fridge that you’re going to want to see. We found where Chad Zumock got his shoes, and …
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Yesterday’s this Little Piggy was a lot to deal with, and a lot of people are in their feelings about it. Let’s get your thoughts and hot takes on the show, watch the breakdown from Keanu, Kevin Brennan, and Keanu’s wife Geno Bisconte. It’s Saturday, baby! Let’s feel alive!By Patrick Melton
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It’s the ONE YEAR anniversary of the arrest of Nick Rekieta and April Imholte, and we want to celebrate with you! Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie and possibly a special guest as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to cap…
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It’s Wednesday and Patrick has some making up to do for skipping out on you on Tuesday! Hopefully this action-packed show will help fill the void in your soul. Metropolitan Detective is back with a nail-biting episode of action, adventure, mystery and more! Ashley Cummings wants to help men who can’t help themselves. KarmicX has some words for Aaro…
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There’s so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, so let’s head over to Reddit and see what’s happening in Minnesota! Speaking of Minnesota, KarmicX is hammering Pat Dixon after what seems like a romance-gone-wrong. What’s the deal? Patrick has found himself in the middle of some drama on X revolving around what appears to be Whitney Cummings less-ta…
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Patrick has been dealing with the aftermath of Hackamania, cleaning up the messes and paying the bills! Come hang out for a mini show before the Members Only stream to catch up on anything that might have fallen through the cracks this week. Michael Ray Bower thinks Hackamania sucked and he cant do a much better job. Donkeylips also finally admits …
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Patrick and Moody are done with the Hackamania weekend and have tales to tell and video to scrutinize! Aaron Imholte is on one this week, trying to distract from the devastation that was released this past weekend, and his former polycule partner dealing dish after dish of delicious dirt to thousands of waiting spectators. Come talk Toe with your f…
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Patrick and Moody are live from downtown Las Vegas at The Plaza Hotel and Casino. Join the kiwi and the hunchback as they interview Charles Chance about his garage and find out why he hates Karl from Who Are These Podcasts. We go over the incident between Misfit and Mikayla which saw her trespassed from the property. Chad Zumock doesn’t want to wor…
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Patrick, Moody, Karl and Tookie align for a mega-show live from Las Vegas! In this show special guests Paul Shea and Nick Rekieta spill stories, photos and EVIDENCE that will have Aaron Imholte spiraling for weeks if not years. The fridge, a graph from Moody, a recap of the week, and salacious and unbelievable overshares of the intimate details fro…
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Moody has landed in Las Vegas, and the weekend is shaping up to be a memorable milestone in the story of Aaron Imholte. Both Nick Rekieta and Paul Shea are bringing the goods! Karmex is recovering from last night’s insane breakdown, and we can finally revisit the previously recorded events that Patrick wanted to cover yesterday. Let’s all get toget…
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It’s Hackamania week, and that means phoning the shows in! Don’t expect a lot of shucking and jiving around here because Patrick is busy with stuff, ok? Get with the program, ladies and germs! Charles Chance makes an appearance in the chat and we might be able to convince him to come up on stage at Hackamania! Have you heard of Karmex and his paten…
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Patrick dishes the latest details about Hackamania in Las Vegas! We check out local Charles Chance and speculate about his life and possible participation in the upcoming event. We wander down the rabbit hole of Daddy Derek and his 420 Awards to see what’s taking so long with this masterpiece!By Patrick Melton
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Hackamania is next week and the drama keeps building! Patrick has the latest dirt and some updates about the premiere event of the Hackverse! Will there be a fight? Will there be an arrest? Will there be pouting? One can only hope! Opie is at it again, in his feelings and literally turning purple with envy! Watch as he tells us about his latest end…
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Hackamania is only two weeks away, and lots of drama is unfolding around the premier event of the Hackverse! Vito Gesualdi from The Biggest Problem in the Universe is melting down over threats from an unhinged fan. Doctor Steve’s attendance is called in to question at this late hour! We may be subject to exposiure to madness from fans we have never…
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Patrick is back from New York, and has learned so much from his quick jaunt to the east coast. There’s a million clips of Aaron Imholte acting like a complete boob in front of his shiny new sign. How long will Steel Toe suffer at the hands of the idle-brained embarrassment pretending like his new “set” or “sign” is an improvement over the previous …
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Aaron Imholte Is sitting in the mess he made, trying to convince the rest of the audience that his sign is cool, his camera is in focus, and this is the look he was going for all along. But is it? Is he happy with what he now has to pretend his show has become? Let’s find out. Patrick has some PO Box items to rummage through. Chad Zumock is back fr…
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Aaron Imholte thinks everyone is screwing with him about his new show look. There’s no way that anyone could genuinely think that the Steel Toe show looks bad now – it’s awesome and you’re coping! Let’s watch him talk about his setup for the fourth consecutive show, and who knows, maybe we will come up with some ideas to change things around! Opie …
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Patrick is back in the crosshairs of the FBI, as the evidence against him and his major crimes stack up. There’s no denying that Patrick has run his mouth on his show and on Discord, and all of that very real evidence will not serve the fat pretender in court! Aaron Imholte reveals his new studio, and you’re not going to believe this, but he can’t …
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In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it’s most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn’t circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let’s all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It’s court day for Aaron Imholte and we …
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We have so much we can’t even tell you about it! Okay fine, but don’t overload yourself with too much fun! Opie is gaslighting himself again about his role in the program formerly known as The Opie & Anthony Show. Watch as a man in a literal high tower wines about podcasters that “attack” him. We’ve got a fat lady being kick off a plane with her co…
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Chad Zumock is almost 51 years old and has no money, talent, ideas ,or future. As the very few comedians on the planet begin to stop calling the dudfart to open for them two or three times a year, his calendar and his prospects are drying up. The loyalest of fans are starting to find out that his word is worthless, and the financial support for his…
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Aaron Imholte is on fire lately, between embracing false reports from trolls and other bitter beta bros, he cannot stop wallowing in falsities to comfort his own insecure nature. Let’s watch some of his latest loser lash-outs together! Michael Ray Bower is anxious and depressed, and he wants to tell you about it again in between boasting about how …
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It was one year ago today that April Imholte aka April Anderson aka The Scrimp appeared on The Steel Toe Morning Show with her noodle-man husband Aaron Imholte. We didn’t know how appropriate the show name was at the time, but ‘Can April Fly Solo?’ has become a meme of a meme and a permanent fixture in Steel Toe lore. Let’s take a walk down memory …
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It’s the last day of the month, and the clock is ticking for Patrick to MAKE THAT NUT! Join this live fit of desperation as we try to hit the goal! Opie Radio is not doing well, and his insecurity is on full display in light of the recent release of Anthony Cumia’s radio contract and salary information. Watch the most insane rationalization of a du…
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Take a couple days off from doing shows and you will miss gallons of gaslighting from Steel Toe Morning Show and it’s sad host Aaron Imholte. Let’s see if we can catch up on the latest rounds of ridiculousness imposed upon the few fans who haven’t fled! From fantasizing about a golf tournament, to making up stories about your humble Onion host, the…
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Opie Radio really enjoys what he’s doing, and it’s not a new thing! Unearthed from the archives over a year ago, we eavesdrop on Opie and Chad Zumock talking like they’re the lynchpins in the entertainment sphere! Chad Zumock is mad at everyone who doesn’t FEEL like he FEELS, and threatens to harm a dog for laughs and revenge! Michael Ray Bower aka…
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Aaron Imholte is gaslighting in full force this week, trying to convince his audience he wasn’t begging for attention from his old high school buddy last week and claiming the article about his felony case was another win for the toe. Stubbed and snubbed, the Steel Toe Morning Show falls on its fifth Monday loss as it misses the goal o-gain! Mike C…
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We’re gonna need a bigger boat! The desperation of people who don’t want to work for a living is making itself known to the Dabbleverse! Felicia Gillespie, Liam, Tom Myers and Michael Ray Bower all want to make money, but don’t have the head horsepower to realize they have nothing to offer in the way of entertainment. Let’s watch some of the saddes…
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Bottom of the mornin’ to ya! Patrick is doing inspections to make sure you’re all wearing green, and if you aren’t, he’s going to pinch your cute little backsides! Aaron Imholte warned us that Members Only shows were going to get shorter, but this week’s show was ZERO minutes long. Let’s watch as a childless man tells us about his night out at a ba…
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Aaron Imholte is a professional broadcaster with a career as storied as his hair is long. Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand for this special look back at some of the best times in Steel Toe Morning Show’s history. Watch as Aaron talks about the weather, fixes his hair, shows off his deodorant, talks about how he should be immune from typical …
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The perfect week continues! Aaron Imholte is a simple man who takes pleasure in the simple wins in life! Listen as a man tells you the story about a dryer and it’s newfangled capabilities! Patrick can’t get enough of the Bald Eagle cam and tries to watch for tips on how to get more viewers from one of nature’s most majestic birds! Chad Zumock pulls…
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Aaron Imholte DOUBLES DOWN on dumb! You won’t believe the spin this grown man is trying to peddle to his listeners, and the personal details of his life keep spilling over in to his sad little imitation radio program. For a man with a very busy life that doesn’t occur on the internet, a lot of his feelings and personal baggage certainly does spill …
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Aaron Imholte has missed two goals on morning shows this week, but keeps repeating that it’s a perfect week. Do words not even have a meaning anymore? Listen while Aaron tells us that his new store is failing to send out merch after a month of sales, and why gay jokes are lazy and uninspired. Chad Zumock is desperate as his comedy calendar goes in …
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Aaron Imholte has spent the last three days trying to convince the internet and his loved ones that his tool isn’t bent like mountain road. Watch the spin and obsession over controlling the narrative of his rotting rod! And as a bonus, he goes on a rant about how his herpes is totally normal and cool! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkey Lips has some advi…
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Patrick is defying the odds and cranking out another show for the people! Huzzah! Let’s watch one of the best DUI stops of the century and see what happens when bad girls get caught! Aaron Imholte is called out for stealing from a fan, just like he stole over $2000 from a Veterans group years ago. Kevin Brennan and Misery Loves Company are getting …
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Patrick should be recovered from the affliction which the algorithm does not like, but he just keeps getting worse! Join him for a special evening show. This could be a short one. No promises. The aches and pains are quite real. Send your thoughts and prayers posthaste! Opie aka Greg Hughes is melting down with denial about Anthony Cumia and his ne…
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Patrick is ill, but he’s insistant that he risk it for your biscuit! We catch up with one of our favorite fat people who has managed to slip through the cracks…somehow. Michael Ray Bower is entering the Dabbleverse, or whatever he thinks the Dabbleverse is. The problem is that he made this declaration weeks ago and hasn’t done anything since. Are y…
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Chad Zumock is off to Key West to bump uglies with Nick Swardson in the tropical paradise that is Florida. Felicia Gillespie continues streaming from her car while driving and finds out the hard way why that behavior is frowned upon. Keanu and Geno cannot stop telling the world that they are innocent, despite not being accused of anything. Aaron Im…
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Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Ethan Ralph from The Killstream as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton
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