Rocks fall everyone dies is a new homebrew 5th edition D&D actual play podcast, featuring teachers and students escaping the humdrum of quarantine into a twisted dark fantasy.
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2023 Spring One-Shot: Just like “We Bare Bears!”
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1:33:302023 Spring One-Shot: Honey Falls Everyone Heists! (Episode 1) This year’s “Spring Break Special” Scott, Desombre, Juan, and special guest Mark get together to play Honey Heist! (recorded in 2021) You can download your own copy of the game rules (pay what you want) here: https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Cast & Credits: Social Media & Game Maste…
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2023 Spring One-Shot: Honey Falls Everyone Heists! (Session 0) This year’s “Spring Break Special” Scott, Desombre, Juan, and special guest Mark get together to play Honey Heist! (recorded in 2021) You can download your own copy of the game rules (pay what you want) here: https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Cast & Credits: Social Media & Game Maste…
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Winter One-Shot#1: Lasers Fall Everyone Feelings!
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2:09:14Winter One-Shot#1: Lasers Fall Everyone Feelings! This year’s “Winter Break Holiday Special” Scott, Desombre, and Juan get together to play Lasers and Feelings! (recorded in 2021) You can download your own copy of the game rules here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/ The game format is open for hacking and remixing under a CC BY 4.0 lic…
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2021 Winter One-Shot: Lasers Fall Everyone Feelings! (Session 0) This year’s “Winter Break Holiday Special” Scott, Desombre, and Juan get together to play Lasers and Feelings! You Can download your own copy of the game rules HERE: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/ The game format is open for hacking and remixing under a CC BY 4.0 license…
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SoS5 - When in doubt, pull the decanter out!
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1:08:58Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd pt.5 This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! The One-shot comes to an exciting conclusion! Happy (belated) Halloween! Cast & Credits: DM: Tommy Producer, Editor & Aba’Phel: Scott Social Media & Flow: DeSombre Social Media & Tristan: Juan Theme Music: Taylor Calise Additonal Sound Effects: …
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Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd pt.4 This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! The party find Strahd’s enemy and the Tome of Strahd. Cast & Credits: DM: Tommy Producer, Editor & Aba’Phel: Scott Social Media & Flow: DeSombre Social Media & Tristan: Juan Theme Music: Taylor Calise Additonal Sound Effects: Zapsplat.com Art: J…
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The majority of us were affected by Tropical storm Ida on September 1st, and as such we need to take a hiatus from releasing episodes, and recording/editing Season 2 of Rocks Fall Everyone Dies! while we deal with the aftermath and damage from the storm and subsequent flooding. I'm sorry for the inevitable delay, but the most important thing is tha…
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SoS3 - Let‘s not assume the gargoyle‘s gender
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47:05Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd pt.3 This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! Talking swords, talking dragon statues, talking holy symbols… lot’s of sentient inanimate objects… A clan of heroic night creatures pledge to protect modern New York City as they did in Scotland one thousand years earlier. Creator: Greg Weisman(…
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Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd pt.2 This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! Creepy dolls in rafters, deals sealed in blood, and the highs and lows of construct ownership… Equine-assisted psychotherapy incorporates horses into the therapeutic process. People engage in activities such as grooming, feeding, and leading a h…
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Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! Tommy takes a turn at the DM wheel; and a witch, a videogame character, and a flamingo walk into a bar… “Hocus Pocus 2” is in Pre-production. Expected release in Fall 2022. “Hocus Pocus 2.” IMDb, IMDb.com, www.imdb.com/title/tt11909878/. Cast & Credi…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! (Almost) The whole cast have a nice conversation about our first season! Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Everyone’s school year Level 5 Lightning round! Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin (https://www.twitch.tv/phantomquill) Social Media Ma…
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Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.6) Special guest player: Juan! This is the Season 1 Finale of Rocks Fall Everyone Dies! It’s been an entire school year and then some since we started sharing this podcast, and we truly hope that you enjoyed listening as much as we enjoyed recording it. We have some fun stuff planned for the summer break to k…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Jin and Lena have a nice conversation! Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Neurodivergency in gaming Aversions Chess Games where the rules change Betrayal at House on the Hill New stuff we can do/are doing Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin (ht…
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Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.5) This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party converges at Duel Island to face off against Captain Dinozzo! Special guest player: Juan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YFeE1eDlD0 Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin (https://www.twitch.tv/phantomquill) Social Media Manag…
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S01WS15 - The Martelo Monologues This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and special guest Juan have a nice conversation! Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Introductions are hard New Player Advice: Being intimidated by all the rules New Player Advice: Not knowing anyone at the table New Player Advice: …
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Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.4) This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Bambi, Greg, and Sanjana interrogate a member of Dinozzo’s crew; and Bengt, Martelo, and Lefou make a deal! Special guest player: Juan! Also known as Heart Bypass Surgery Coronary artery bypass grafting (CABG) is a procedure to improve poor blood flow to the heart…
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S01E19 - It’s not Designer. It’s Dionicio.
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46:46Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.3) This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Bambi, Greg and Sanjana search for a member of Dinozzo’s crew, and Bengt, Martelo and Lefou head back to the night market to spend tremendous amounts of money! Special guest player: Juan! WHAT WE BELIEVE Our passion is pizza. Amazing pizza. And we believe the fres…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Jin and special guest Juan have a nice conversation! Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Clarifying who knows who The dream daddy stream Wild stories pt.1 (Disaster weekends) Dishonored 2... years later Parents Wild stories pt.2 (Cons) Wild stories pt.3 (Highschool) Disappo…
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S01E18 - Let’s Go Wreck an Economy part 2 Electric Boogaloo!
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1:09:32Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.2) This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg confronts tragedy, the party gets into a barfight and risks blowing their cover with Martelo! Special guest player: Juan! Martelo character art by: Disappointed with her small part in the chorus line of a Los Angeles show, jazz dancer Kelly (Lucinda Dickey) q…
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S01WS13 - Who are you, and how did you get on my podcast?
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47:26This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and special guest Juan have a nice conversation! Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Who are you and what do you do Pizza What is that song?! Spanish Bagpipes TTRPG's, CCG's, and Play-by-Post The evolution of Martelo Silly character concepts Highschool experiences Sur…
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S01E17 - Martelo Limo Ramiro Ursino Augusto Tursi
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1:11:08Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.1) This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party meets some locals and go shopping! Special guest player: Juan! Martelo character art by: roguepandaArt (Jared Reyes) Freelance artist/illustrator Open for commissions Contact by dm or [email protected] jaredreyesart.com Cast & Credits: Produce…
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S01WS12 - You know, like the Dippin’ Dots but hot dogs
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47:51This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Desombre have a nice conversation! Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Bodily Fluids Stats and classes Keeping the DM on his toes Teasing the upcoming oneshot Desombre and Tommy bond over being foodies Tommy's anime watchlist Rude D&D charcters Call of Cthulu/Food…
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Story Arc: "The Murder Mystery" (Epilogue) & "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (Prologue) This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Sanjana escorts Nadeem, Bambi and Bengt bond, Greg reads the sports section, Khaled gives the party their next mission! Mortadella is a cooked cured sausage that’s made from finely ground pork meat. While the exact seasonings …
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and Lena have a nice conversation (recorded in the summer of 2020) Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Pizza! Different flavors of water Things we miss during quarantine "Someone should do a long term study" Lena's intro to D&D The crab organ incident When Sanjana …
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Story Arc: "The Murder Mystery" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party confronts the lesser acolytes of Shatan, Bambi falls asleep, and "hell" breaks loose! This mop system costs about $10 more than the competitor but the quality is much better. The built in handle is a great feature to pull around as you clean although an improvement…
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S01WS10 - Special Guest Bedtime Fairyfails
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32:11This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Kim from the Bedtime Fairyfails podcast have a nice conversation. How to find this week's guest: Website: https://www.bedtimefairyfails.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bedtimefairyfails/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/btfairyfails Instagram: https://www.instagram.co…
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Story Arc: "The Murder Mystery" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Shocking reveals abound! The Orlando Magic are going to miss Dwight Howard on the basketball court, but mostly they're going to miss his farting. What? Yes. Farting. That's what Orlando forward Glen Davis said (via The Orlando Sentinel's Josh Robbins) when asked what the Mag…
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Hello dear listener, No Whine & Spirits this week! We’re taking this week off for Spring Break, but we’ll be back next week with a regular episode. Sincerely yours, The cast of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin (https://www.twitch.tv/phantomquill) Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt:…
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Story Arc: "The Murder Mystery" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Tentacles, interrogations, autopsies! Charles improvised this onstage at a club in Brownsville, Pennsylvania in December 1958 after he played every song he knew and still had 12 minutes to fill. He simply asked his band to follow his lead... which they did. He told his backi…
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S01WS09 - The Constellation That Is Pizza
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51:55This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and Scott have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Pizza, Chicago, and Gyros Scott doesn't know sports How did scott get into D&D D&D as a way to become social Different styles of play with/for different groups of people The satanic panic (abri…
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Story Arc: "A Murder Mystery" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Looking for clues, examining corpses, and interrogating suspects! INGREDIENTS: Fruit puree (grape, peach, orange, strawberry and raspberry), corn syrup, sugar, modified corn starch, gelatin, concord grape juice from concentrate, citric acid, lactic acid, natural and artificial…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Lena and Tommy have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Crazy class/race combinations Making a character starting with the name Character voices How would Tommy fare in thecampaign as himself? Facades and masks Bengt hasn't changed Who would you play in…
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Story Arc: "(spoiler redacted)" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! New Friends, dinner guests, and a shocking twist! It was with these feelings that I began the creation of a human being. As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved, contrary to my first intention, to make the being of a gigantic stature, …
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S01WS07 - Dungeon Master’s Guide Book Club
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53:28This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Tommy have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: 3rd time's a charm Scott's hot take on Warlocks H'Kler Paladin of Vengeance and Iravel The Blood Hunter Thoughts on the end of the Night on the Town Arc Tommy's reaction in episode 3 Devils v. Dem…
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Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Making their way back to the keep! I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice! On behalf of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you! Sailor Moon. 1993. [DVD] Japan. Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin (https://www.twit…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and Jin have a nice (heavily edited) conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Dream Daddy Jin Streams! (https://www.twitch.tv/phantomquill) First impressions Jin describes the world ASMR vs. Misophonia Jin's Capstone paper Gen Z Firefly Phones Classroom te…
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Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi "dump" a body, Sanjana confronts her quarry, and Bengt reckons with his POOPY-er self! Fun-loving salesmen Richard (Jonathan Silverman) and Larry (Andrew McCarthy) are invited by their boss, Bernie (Terry Kiser), to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. L…
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S01WS05 - Teatime with Bengt 2 (Feat. Sanjana)
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41:39This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Lena have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Wait... Lena's in how many campaigns? Scott's DM style How Scott and Lena met Introverts and extraverts How Sanjana came to be Vague allusions to Sanjana's backstory Lena's favorite era of history …
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Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" To skip recap, start at time stamp 0:04:28 This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi have a bite to eat, Sanjana crashes a funeral, and Bengt sees a familiar face! When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore When the world seems to shine like You've had too much wine, that's amore …
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Because our cast is made up of teachers and students we have decided to take winter break which means there won't be a regular episode or a Whine & Spirits this week or next. However, we felt that, in the spirit of the season and as a celebration of the end of a pretty tough year for everyone, we would make a special episode celebrating the holiday…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Desombre have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Murdering characters Greg's angst Nihilist philosophy Nietzsche's Mustache Bojack Horseman Desombre wants to offend everyone! Quotes we like More about Greg's morality Alternative options for u…
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*TRIGGER WARNING* Scenes of domestic violence and references to sexual assault. Please listen to the detailed instructions at the start of the episode on how to skip those scenes. Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi go to a dark alley, Sanjana gooes to a lawyer, and Bengt goes to a bar! As one …
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Jin have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: - Improv games - Jin's previous D&D game - The evolution of Bambi - Holiday gifts of yore - Film, TV, and videogame recommendations - Thanksgiving - Sneki Snek - Strahd must die tonight! Cast & Cred…
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Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! We split the party... on purpose! "Joseph Barbera said that Fred Jones (in Scooby-Doo) was the all-American hero type and that I should just do my own voice. I was like, 'I never saw myself as the hero type, but OK!'" -Frank Welker, Voice of Fred Jones Sponsors: - Dungeons,…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Lena and Desombre have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: - D&D experience - Video game morality - Pets - Greg's philosophy Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sa…
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Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" part 1 This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party goes out for a bite to eat. Adventures of Jell-O Man and Wobbly (1991) is a promotional comic book distributed by Kraft General Foods, Inc. Story by Michael J. Pellowski with art by Richard Howell. Cover price $1.25. Sponsors: - Dungeons, Divas & Delinquent…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Jin have a nice conversation. Whine & Spirits will release every other week. We are doing this for 4 reasons: 1- It's an opportunity for you the listener to get to know us as people better, 2- Because we are teachers and students we only have school breaks to record all o…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party goes through some... changes! "In obedience to your will, I rise, your humble organ, with the hope of executing a part of the system of public mourning which you have been pleased to adopt, commemorative of the death of the most illustrious and most beloved personage this country has ever produce…
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This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party searches for Bret and Chet! MATILDA: Derek, that's not true. The guy had to pull his underwear out of his butt just to beat you. ZOOLANDER: And all he had to do was turn left. MATILDA: What do you mean? ZOOLANDER: I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left.…
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This Episode: The party delves beneath the keep! "According to Munch himself, The Scream was a picture he painted to represent his soul. Rather than adhering to the art style of the time — that is, painting pictures meticulously to realistically represent the subjects in them — he chose to use an unrealistic style to paint his emotions, rather than…
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