It’s a casual episode in which we learn about our coffee personalities and check in with the Mormons to learn if sinful handholding will get your temple parking validated. Alex updates us on Minecraft and Black Mirror.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We are back, Alex has survived an assassination attempt by a shifty Tennessee waitress. Brad has seen a movie about a personified manifestation of trauma and depression because it’s 2025. We watch the first tv movie of Lexx 1x01 “I Worship His Shadow” it’s absolutely awful and I’m angry to even have to type this sentence describing it.…

Welcome to a super spooky episode 666. Chris joins us as we explore the hidden terrors of local municipal elections, the nightmarish riddle of buying random keys from grifters on a website, and Borris Karloff’s birthplace. We discuss Andrew Divoff giving a masterclass in scenery chewing in the truly amazing “Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies”…

We hold Alex to account for his lies and also his online chats with children. We do some old people pancake math and get TICKED OFF! An all-time great T and T episode 3x04 "Cry Wolf" introduces a new hero and completely forgets about Teri (Who we all know).By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Brad goes on a farmers market adventure. Alex is TICKED OFF! at the girl scout app. How many computer mice is too many? What they smell like sandalwood and bergamot? T and T 3x03 “Halfway to Nowhere” has a wildly angsty teen/highlander villain really going out of his way to make everything about himself.…

Brad is finishing his vacation by reading a touching holiday story that makes absolutely no sense. Also, he was killed by the Green Goblin and Spider-man did not avenge him. T and T 3x02 “Hargroves Call” is a truly wild tale of an old retired cop being an insanely racist sociopath and Hargrove sad that the city isn’t throwing him a damn parade.…

Brad is trying all the wacky new foods Alex is staying on brand with the most boring tastes imaginable. We missed gargoyle week but we have a new scandalous spirit for purchase. We jump into a new season on T and T 3x01 “Cracked” where we all know Teri and we just wish these cops would do something about this crack house.…

Brad has fallen into a very odd Instagram mystery. Alex continues to visit the worst dentist. On T and T 2x20 “A Natural Death” is confounding on many fronts when a child nurse falls asleep at work leading to drama in the second season finale.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex gives updates on the state of his dentals and skating and Brad has watched Doctor Who: Section 31 a “film” with 4 hours of exposition in 95 minutes. On T and T 2x19 “Family Honour” a lot of plot happens in the last 2 minutes as per usual, this time with Ninjas.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Casual episodes continue as we catch-up. Here's a question: what if generational trauma was werewolves, and by werewolves, I mean a skin condition? Brad has seen "Wolfman" and Alex has seen "Talk to Me". When is it too late to abandon a calendar and or buy a new one? Should you take piano lessons from the Jigsaw Killer?…

It’s an extra-casual episode as we learn that Dudes remain the worst in 2025. We give some advice to the Mormons and they help us solve a fast-food mystery. There are bags of angels for sale at our favorite website.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Behold the new law of the land for 2025: Life Is Burger and Burger Is Life and Trash Cans are not gifts. Could Donald Trump defeat the smile monster? We check in on some old friends at forever name-changing forum.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex is dealing with contractor drama Brad has somewhat mostly seen Kraven: The Hunter: The Movie. The dumbest people in the country are very concerned about drones. It’s still winter so we examine the confounding Netflix holiday creation “Hot Frosty” a story of magical police brutality.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Reggie is on the hunt for shadow people and we will support him all the way. Did you choose the appropriately nonsensical luxury gifts for your loved ones during the holidays? Alex has returned from a Mountain holiday and Brad has seen Gay Dune for Girls: The Movie Part One. Also, many people are saying there is a war on the spirit world.…

We’re back for a casual episode. Have you deposited your first of 25 Secret-Santa gifts in the secret box? Make sure to switch the handwriting on your form to participate. We discuss our latest shenanigans and the absolute villainy of Shampoo.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Tammy and Dan Join us to discuss the antics from our HHN tour and the various spooky monsters we met. Note: We will be checking our pledge levels before we head to El Club de la Biblioteca.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Are you bouncing on the job? Have you ever given a demon baby away as a Trick-or-Treat? Alex updates us on the latest Disney Descendants Brad catches up on the Terrifier Franchise. We discuss the holiday classic Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys in which Corey Feldman is really doing some acting with his acting chops.…

Protection from curses worthwhile or not? Alex is not allowed to go back to Clowning. Brad has seen The Substance and Joker Folie à Deux. We discuss 1987’s “Dolls” a kooky Halloween treat and delightful forefather to Puppet Master series.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Monsters are lurking everywhere keep an eye out and have extra socks just in case. People are Ticked Off! at all the wrong things and surprise puppies are the best puppies.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Travel back in time with us as we discuss all the hard-hitting issues, T and T “Thicker than Water” introduces us to the urban Dance Cave and some of the most bewildering fashions we’ve ever seen. Also what was weirder Captain Power, Local Memphis Celebrity Joe Cool, or Mike Lindel losing an argument to a child while undercover.…

Oh no it happened again, we forgot. The holiday season kicks off with a full reporting of the spooky ventures into Halloween Horror Nights and we take a moment to think of how we can thank the brave people of Afghanistan for Madame Web.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex updates us on the terrifying activities of children in Ohio. Brad has ventured into a world of marauding theme park vloggers and lived to tell the tale. We learn that Sprite Chill is a thing. T and T is back with another clip show in which a murder might have happened off screen.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We’re proud to sponsor the dummy Olympic champions from across the globe. Brad visits the Shamalan Family in” Trap” and some people are Ticked Off! at the price other people are not paying for pizza. We do a deep dive into some creepy new friends.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

The Olympics are a thing unlike A.I. and Mice are forever now. What happened to carwashes? Are we even a country anymore? How many Wraiths do you need to have a table to yourself for your revenge work? We ask the questions that most are too cowardly to ask.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Welcome to the Coconut-Cast where we are all waving a swift farewell to Biden and his stumble towards the battle-box dissolves. T and T 2x16 “The Substitute” is clip show and yet entirely perplexing on many fronts.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Mars-Wrigley wants you to quiet your mind mouth at the battle-box. Meanwhile, Perfetti Van Melle is age restricting their lollipops. T and T 2x15 “Jump Start” sees the return of our favorite immortal and watcher duo, Nobby and Fritz.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

The heat index in Florida is 110, therefore it is currently too hot for Acapulco Heat, but despite the efforts of weather we will present a ludicrously self-indulgent episode detailing wild travel adventures.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex reports in on Libertarians who have a bold to new plan to keep everything EXACTLY the same. Some people are TICKED OFF! about lack of etiquette or some such nonsense. 2x14 “The Contender” has Mr. T training a boxer and also running down an old in his car. We have a lot of questions about child fighters.…

We find a truly confounding series of Ticked Off! entreaties and a weird anti-union screed. T and T 2x13 “Hunted” has Mr. T being tracked by a famed local hitman because of a cop that is angry at cops but instead decides to take it out on Mr. T.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex pulls himself away from wrestling movies to face a Libertarian Trolly yet again and Brad meets his ultimate fate in the front row of a haunted house waiting on a glass of iced tea. T and T 2x12 “Wendell's Story” becomes an instant classic as things get hot and steamy in Seacouver and a bumbling immortal and watcher get on the wrong side of Mr.…

No kink shaming the barbarians and their ducks. We learn about a questionable Japanese Sport. Alex gets trapped at the libertarian trolly control center and Brad chooses to follow his dog into a spooky situation. T and T 2x11 “Hard Way Home” introduces us to the worst father and possibly reveals that Decker might be a Nepobaby.…

It’s a casual episode as we explore what life has for us in post AI Sentinel World. Alex says some things about “fake podcast ads” none of it makes sense. We get some spring-cleaning tips from TN that are equally reasonable. We check in on the Ticked Off! people of Orlando and learn about some creepy new sales.…

Contacts are the new Gatorade. How much would you pay to put bacteria in your mouth that might fight other bacteria? We finally discuss the gold standard of movies about re-animated souls trapped inside puppets killing Nazis as we discuss 1991’s “Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge” in which one lame Nazi nerd unleashes the wrath of an old man and …

Dan joins us to give an update on Blockbuster and Target shenanigans as well as to discuss 1999s Retro Puppet Master in which Mummies are out to dehumidify anyone who stands in their way of killing one old man, who eventually commits suicide. Luckily Greg Sestero and his very mediocre avant-garde existentialist retro puppets are capable of harnessi…

Chris joins us as we enter a world of psychics and also Frank… and also Nazis… and eventually some puppets as we discuss 1989’s Puppet Master.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Should you sacrifice your child for roughly 6 more months of being the oldest baseball player? Spider Planets what are the pros and cons and should we be basing the arachnid retirement off the Ottoman Empire? T and T 2x10 “Conspiracy” has some kids having a really great time until they have the worst time. Amy/Amanda gets real judgy for the sake of…

Brad has officially seen all of the Puppet Master Movies for some reason. Alex delights in actors being harmed by wildlife. Debate culture is almost entirely useless and a waste of time. T and T 2x09 “Hostage” is an important lesson in never listening to cops. Also, why would you hold a couch for ransom?…

Alex is running the Birthday gauntlet Brad is back into the Puppet Master movies for better or worse. T and T 2x08 Every Picture brings us a real set of sadsacks and a lot of questions about the Super Mario Brothers Movie.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We launch our new rules on sports uniforms. What if Elon Musk agrees with your CEO? Three People I do not trust The Constant Mandalorian, Guy-From-Gilmore-Girls-with-a small-creature-perched-on-his-head, and old guy with a brain tumor taking out vengeance on the people that rightfully denied his fake medical treatment. T and T 2x07 Fast Friends bri…

Alex is back from travels and Brad is possibly imagining saw movies. Madame Web has arrived and her Pepsi connects us all. Including a quick changing weirdo who was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died and that was the last time his voice synched up with his face. How does facial recognition work with dre…

GhostFiremen or FireStarterMen? Can Chris Rock in Spiral Team up with Lance Henriksen from that one ep of Millenium playing a younger version of themselves as buddy cops? Jesus’s foot fetish is making everyone uncomfortable. Google’s new AI is trash and hopefully Alex does not pay for it.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

The Beekeeper is the feel good film of the year and we cannot wait for more of them. In T and T 2x06 “A Secret No More” Vanity goes undercover to work out the idiotic machinations of a Senator (not John Fetterman).By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Farewell to Meatball Ron Dion. Alex visits a virtual county club. We do a deep dive into the various accoutrements and accessories for your Stanley cup. In T and T 2x05 “The Whole Truth” we learn about the most unnecessarily confusing plot ever to befall Metro County.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

In Straight Line (1990) Mr. T goes up against Windom Earle’s Oath Keeper Blockbuster militia and Amy/Amanda is way too comfortable throwing grenades. Also, what item has Brad purchased that is more negative, horrific, and traitorous than a Ouija Board?By Ornamental Messiah Productions

It’s 2024 a year when we don’t let our friends affect our utilities. Aquaman and Boba Fett are single Dads despite not being single Dads in Aquaman. How much mustache twirling is required to make the Jigsaw Killer look like a hero? Alex is delving into new digital worlds. How do you deal when a Grubhub promise is broken and threatening your family …

Happy Holidays! Put on your rodent VR headset and quiet the Robin Williams in your head. We discuss a pair of Christmas themed episodes of Tales from the Darkside 04x07 – “The Yattering and Jack” features a lovely tale from Clive Barker of a demon attempting to get a pickle salesman to commit suicide via a Turkey on a Christmas Tree. In 03x11 – “Se…

Does Charles Entertainment Cheese denounce terrorism? Are you safe at skee-ball? Brad is thwarted by the Grinch. Dreaming is wage theft and the Earth WILL Decide. Why would you call a cooking hotline ever?By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex presents a tale of “Substances that are things that are technically things that we don’t associate with the thing that come to mind” How do we start turning birds back into dinosaurs? If bones are crystals can you bind a magical elfin creature to your femur? How does this effect your calcium intake? Is selling Harry Potter ribbon a viable busi…

In this post Halloween episode, we meet the creatures of our dreams and attempt to escape from dead children with other dead children. People are ticked off! (and by ticked off we mean “Very Greatful!”)By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Tammy and Dan join us for this super spooky episode where we relate the latest seasonal shenanigans. Can you become a Puppet Master via a correspondence course? Do the dead need to consent to be turned into binary code? Can a citizen journalist stop the existence of lines. These terrifying questions will be answered.…