Best Dave Longley Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 45 - The fascinating taxonomy of coconuts 8:25

5d ago8:25

8:25

Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full episode. Support you local podcaster, get some skin in the game. It's only £2 which is 50p an episode which is nothing. Jesus. Don't make me beg.By Dave Longley

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#219 The Holy Trinity with Kay Nicholson 1:39:20

1d ago1:39:20

1:39:20

Kay Nicholson can’t drive but doesn’t want to talk about. Freddy has a holy trinity of McDonalds. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusi…

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#226 James Giordano on Neurotechnology and Future Warfare 50:20

3d ago50:20

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Dr. James Giordano discusses a br…

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#218 The 47 Year Old Virgin 1:36:53

8d ago1:36:53

1:36:53

Freddy meets a therapist and has a croissant (no salt). Tom has a very low stakes affliction. No guest today and it has a real patreon vibe. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support us on Patreon a…

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Episode 44 - The consequences of making delicious faggots 9:42

12d ago9:42

9:42

Dave pays the price for being on Live at the Apollo. Reginald takes a trip down memory lane, Emperor Naruhito seeks clarification on certain technical terms and the Concerned Comedians Collective makes it's presence felt. Full episodes are now only on the patreon because this isn't communism and it's just me and it takes loads of work and oh god pl…

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#217 Mike Rice's Gratitude Stone 1:48:38

15d ago1:48:38

1:48:38

Mike Rice has a hypnotherapist and talks to a stone. We give out health news, WWE style. Someone eats 40 apple pies. Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod…

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Episode 43 - Meatballs made from minced off cuts and offal mixed with herbs 33:40

19d ago33:40

33:40

Dave turns heads at the BBC with his stand up comedy resulting in a search for faggots. To listen to the FULL episode please sign up to the Patreon. It only takes a few moments and then you can listen to the full episode where a new world record is set. It only costs £2 a month and you get little extras like hand relief and topless photos. This isn…

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#216 Corned Beef Tablets with Sandro Ford 1:35:17

22d ago1:35:17

1:35:17

Sandro Ford from The Problematic Pub Podcast has bought 100 chairs and has gout. Strap in, this one’s a rollercoaster. Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkp…

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Episode 42 - What do we say to the God of Death? 8:31

26d ago8:31

8:31

Dave tries comedy therapy and becomes the talk of the grapevine, gets cold called by a comedy mentor and is further comedy coached by Ben. Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full, deeply offensive episode. It is only two english pounds which is nothing really. Don't give it to a charity that just hands the money over to a war lord. Give it to …

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#215 Stolen Teeth with Jamali Maddix 1:26:13

29d ago1:26:13

1:26:13

Jamali Maddix tells us about the mad documentaries he’s made, having his teeth stolen and Oklahoma strip clubs. Hatty Preston is still guest producer while Tom is stuck under his big fat wife. Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource…

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#214 Virgin Island with Dave Longley 1:22:36

1M ago1:22:36

1:22:36

Dave Longley is here and he’s brought presents! There are some very, very bad things said in this one.Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukDeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s…

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#225 Austin Branch, Dave Pitts, and Joe Miller on Cognitive Warfare and the Gray Zone 57:12

1M ago57:12

57:12

The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Austin Branch, Dave Pitts, and Jo…

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Episode 40 - Man's Best Friend 10:50

1M ago10:50

10:50

David gets a call which enables him to talk publicly about dogs with Brian, a prize is given, tears are shed and Ben Silversmith calls to offer Dave some Comedy Therapy. To listen to the full episode, please sign up to the Patreon and get some skin in the game.By Dave Longley

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#213 Fatty Dipping with Danny Sutcliffe 1:32:28

1M ago1:32:28

1:32:28

Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukStar of Mr. Doom Danny Sutcliffe sits on the minging yellow sofa and gets asked very natural questions by Freddy. Freddy tells us about his last carbonara.DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live…

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#224 Jake Bebber on Cognitive Warfare 46:35

2M ago46:35

46:35

The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Jake Bebber discusses his work re…

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#212 Panta Claus with Jamie Hutchinson 1:41:04

2M ago1:41:04

1:41:04

Jamie Hutchinson is here so obviously this is a great episode. He tells us how he sleeps, why he gets skid marks everywhere and why he’s a terrible option to go for a pint with. Oh and he started a fire. There’s loads in this one.Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukDeadMeet25 tickets …

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Episode 38 - VD Day: Victory in Derby 9:18

2M ago9:18

9:18

After eating one ton of Japanese rice, the rats launch an all out assault on Gill Convenience Store after a terrorist attack. Jagpesh and Dave are the only ones there to defend the onslaught, but it is only Wong who can save the day. Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full episode. Don't make it awkward.…

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#211 I Get Paid To Fart with Charlene Cuthbertson 1:27:45

2M ago1:27:45

1:27:45

Professional farter Charlene Cuthbertson tells us how she’s monetized farting. It’s the best day of Tom’s life. Follow Charlene here https://www.instagram.com/talklikecharlie/ Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-t…

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Episode 37 - Selective dementia and something else I can't remember 18:42

2M ago18:42

18:42

Brian can't remember, an unwelcome leaving gift, 12 packs of butter and a driving mosque. Full episodes are now only available on the Patreon. Signing up is very quick and each episode works out to about 50 pence. The Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon for all the goodness! I love you? Does that help?…

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#210 Long Baby with Danny Mcloughlin 1:34:54

2M ago1:34:54

1:34:54

Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk Danny Mcloughlin makes his long awaited Dead Men debut where we watch the world’s worst movie trailer, help Skechers sell some trainers, and Rob has some news. It’s no big deal. Check out Danny and Brennan’s new podcast Proper Rank here https://www…

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Episode 36 - Six tons of Japanese rice and a floppy wand 13:03

2M ago13:03

13:03

Reminiscing, an unexpected delivery, arguing with an emperor, meowing ingredients and sourcing balloons for the North West's premier children's entertainer. For the full episode head over to my Patreon (Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon on google) Skin in the game means you get more of what you love and it helps keep the lights on…

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#209 Headbutting Unicorns with Paul Gorton 1:29:48

2M ago1:29:48

1:29:48

Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Paul Gorton from The Traitors is about to experience the Dead …

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Episode 35 - Posters in the window 9:20

2M ago9:20

9:20

Rubbing it through a sari, BBC test Dave, the recent ruling, 6 tons of rice and Roy 'Chubby' BrownBy Dave Longley

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#223 Paul Buvarp on the Demand-side of Disinformation 53:41

2M ago53:41

53:41

The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Paul Buvarp contrasts disinformat…

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#208 A Big Day Of Purge 1:38:10

3M ago1:38:10

1:38:10

Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.uk Rob has been to New York and he’s got us all presents! We improve flying (for one person), Tom has an AIDS party and Freddy is excited to purge. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast…

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#222 JD Maddox on Emerging IO Opportunities 46:01

3M ago46:01

46:01

The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, JD Maddox discusses new influence…

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Episode 34 - Pissing in condensed milk AKA a pint of c*m and a packet of digestives 12:02

3M ago12:02

12:02

Dave gives up on a micro penis, starts a new job, meets new brother and takes his first tentative steps back towards hosting his breakfast show again. Full episode is 45 mins long, with the whole episode on the Patreon! That's right! It's not like I can tour this so gimme 50p for an episode FFS. The others have subsidised you long enough. This isn'…

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#207 Confetti Bucket with Sensei Carl and Harry Robinson 1:46:34

3M ago1:46:34

1:46:34

As the best and only comedy podcast based in the North West we give some newcomers to pod game a little leg up and show them the ropes. One of them throws up some confetti. Check out Carl and Harry’s podcast here https://www.youtube.com/@MadThatPod https://www.instagram.com/madthatpod/ https://x.com/madthatpod DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http:/…

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Episode 33 - It's nice to catch up 14:38

3M ago14:38

14:38

Brian is starving, Jenny phones up with an update about her race transition, Dave and Gurjit reconcile and Ben calls in asking for help turning a hobby into his profession. The conversation with Ben is the entire reason most of this podcast is Patreon only! Sign up and get involved.By Dave Longley

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#221 Carrick Longley on Influence Automation 54:26

3M ago54:26

54:26

The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Carrick Longley discusses Large L…

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#206 Special Breakfasts with Kimmy Kaiy 1:37:09

3M ago1:37:09

1:37:09

Rob frightens Kimmy Kaiy immediately, and then Freddy asks the question that we all wanted to ask. Tom has a special treat breakfast. Check Kimmy out here! https://beacons.ai/kimmikaiy DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://patreon.com/deadmentalkpod And see Rob’s stand u…

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Episode 32 - The flapping of wings 45:06

3M ago45:06

45:06

The extended version of this is on the Patreon which you should sign up to because you think this is free? You don't think it costs me? You tight fisted wank.By Dave Longley

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#220 Tom Kent on US International Broadcasting and Soft Power 37:22

3M ago37:22

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Tom Kent returns to the Cognitive…

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#205 Subbuteo Arms with Eshaan Akbar 1:44:23

3M ago1:44:23

1:44:23

Madison is furious because today’s guest is Eshaan Akbar (but we like him, you should follow him and see him live). Freddy’s done a very odd gig. Eshaan tells us what he likes and how he likes it (but it’s not gay). Rob is angry and with good reason. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live pod…

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Episode 31 - Only if you push back... 37:09

3M ago37:09

37:09

Headphones for this one. Sign up to the Patreon and help keep the lights on. Leave a review. Don't be a prick.By Dave Longley

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#219 Dr. Josh Segal on Are We Losing the War? Lethality, Deterrence, and Information 43:13

3M ago43:13

43:13

The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Dr. Josh “Bugsy” Segal asks the p…

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#204 Big Vimto with Tom Wrigglesworth 1:27:01

4M ago1:27:01

1:27:01

We're doing a live podcast tour! Get your tickets on Fri 21 March at http://patreon.com/deadmentalkpod Lanky comedian Tom Wrigglesworth joins us to discuss Freddy’s disappointing fat career, which animals aren’t worth visiting at the zoo, and Tom’s worrying International Women’s Day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Episode 30 - Best Medicine 34:46

4M ago34:46

34:46

Leave a review. Why not follow on one of the many social media platforms which are available. Even better, sign up to the Patreon and receive oral pleasure as well as aural pleasure. Don't make me beg. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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#218 Chris Greenway on BBC Monitoring 1:00:36

4M ago1:00:36

1:00:36

The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Chris Greenway discusses the orig…

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#203 Matt Richardson's Terrible Coach Trip 1:36:48

4M ago1:36:48

1:36:48

Matt Richardson tells us about his terrible time on Coach Trip with Honey G, and why he’s about to get in lots of trouble. The world’s best podcast feature has survived. Give Matt a follow, he’s really funny https://www.instagram.com/mattrichardson3/ https://x.com/MattRichardson3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Episode 29 - Help lie in 39:21

4M ago39:21

39:21

Sign up to Patreon to help keep the lights on! Also, if you don't I will exact revenge on you and your family! Follow on insta for a free topless pic (women only) Follow on YouTube for a free dick pic (all sexes)By Dave Longley

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#217 Janne Riihelainen on the EU Influence Operations Course 37:12

4M ago37:12

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Janne Riihelainen discusses the I…

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#202 Baby Tax Return with Taylor Ryan 1:45:47

4M ago1:45:47

1:45:47

Get 25% off at Fradime with code DMT25 http://fradime.co.uk Go and see Rob on tour! http://robcomedy.com DeadMeet Tickets http://deadmentalkpod.com Podcast favourite Taylor Ryan has an autistic competition with Freddy. Some Peter Kay fans have been fat and stupid. Never trust an accountant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio…

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Episode 28 - Hell plying 56:11

4M ago56:11

56:11

I know where you live so if you don't sign up to the patreon and help keep up this charade, I'll come to your house and finish you off in your sleep and you'll wake up and wonder why your underwear is all wet and you feel chilled. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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#216 John Cappello on the Balkan Security Network 30:10

4M ago30:10

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The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, John Cappello emphasized the impo…

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#201 Rebecca Goodwin DOESN'T Storm Off Podcast 1:42:56

4M ago1:42:56

1:42:56

Queen of Dead Men Talking Rebecca Goodwin has a lovely time on her favourite podcast and tells us her ridiculous story from the last couple of weeks. Freddy finds a use for his unique sense of smell and we talk about the importance of wiping arses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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EPISODE 27 - Help Lion 47:26

4M ago47:26

47:26

Sign up to the Patreon or will reek a terrible vengeance upon you and your kin. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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#215 Brian Hamel on the Special Operations Forces, Cyberspace, and Space Triad 54:36

4M ago54:36

54:36

The Cognitive Crucible is a forum that presents different perspectives and emerging thought leadership related to the information environment. The opinions expressed by guests are their own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of or endorsement by the Information Professionals Association. During this episode, Brian Hamel discusses his 2023 Ar…

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#200 Salad is Decorative with Slim 1:30:16

4M ago1:30:16

1:30:16

Get your tickets to Rob’s tour from 12pm on 21 February http://robcomedy.com And come to DeadMeet25! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Comedy legend Slim joins us as we discuss who controls boob jobs, why black people should always have a white friend and why monkeys make terrible pets Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in…

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Episode 26 - Judgement Day 1:06:56

5M ago1:06:56

1:06:56

Does the punishment fit the crime? Sign up the patreon you ass holes. You get extra episodes and shizzle. Honest. Arse holes. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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