Best Paige Weldon Podcasts (2025)

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Ep 12 - One Perfect Podcast (W/ Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel) 52:03

7M ago52:03

52:03

Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel of Perfect Politics Pod come to town (tom's house)! Raw and uncut version on YouTube. Harpal in a lab coat, Wad of ones, Autistic liability, the movies good but the ride is better. Ya best start believin' in ghost stories, cuz cgi peaked in 2004. The redistribution of loot. 2025 Honda Prelude. I’m more of a weatherman ac…

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Ep 11 - Thelma and The Beekeeper (w/ Paige Weldon) 1:02:29

8M ago1:02:29

1:02:29

Go buy Paige's new album, I Turned Out Fine! Paige is a friggin concert head. Tom has an idea… a sentence idea. Andrew Caudill is devastated, Dylan is still wrong about Tom’s parking ticket scheme, the decay of the tooth and horny morticians. Some people don’t blink enough. The 5 is a parking lot right now. Doggie poop paper. Scared of Spencer’s. T…

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Ep 10 - No More Mr. MilkTime (W/ Cooper Lyden) 1:08:22

8M ago1:08:22

1:08:22

One half of the dagnabbit boys are here! we got Cooper Lyden, comedy store regular and general stud. Dong so bad she's checkin myspace. WWMD - What would monk do, dumb prime ministers, evil nerds and thoughtful bros. Cooper Lyden, Calabasas Raiders defensive tackle. Why am I dumb? Oh yeah, 5 concussions. Road dog ventriloquist comedian professor. F…

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Ep 9 - Gay After Labor Day (W/ Heather Shaw) 1:10:12

8M ago1:10:12

1:10:12

Heather Shaw comes to town! Forgive the 3 mins of football talk. Will has a bengal's breakdown. Two former alcoholics reminisce. Are we all subs? Clamato and Diet Pepsi. Good Heroin? Better Mandal. Wine from Provence region of Franch. Purple Ketchup, Louie pooped the Pittsburgh Airport, Circ vs. Uncirc'ed, bagel and lox w/ "schmegma". Donkey (from …

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Ep 8 - A Letter From The Prez (W/ Dan Donohue) 1:07:38

9M ago1:07:38

1:07:38

Dan Donohue is in the house. Orcs are the ultimate form of man, front row with an Eyepatch and cotton-eyed joe wedding. Aloped from behind. Dylan basks in a statement and Momala addresses the podcast. Tom’s gotta get her flowers or Dan will. There's a pilot prick. Tom hits bmw, Dan smashes a porche and a dog scrunches a squirrel. Tom and Dylan's Mi…

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Ep 7 - Mom-O, Dad & Daddy Jr. (w/ Monique Moreau) 1:12:27

9M ago1:12:27

1:12:27

Pocket vodka and a relapse over ice. Dumbo Columbo. Please, I just need to read that book one more time. Excuse me, you’re confusing me with a Wide Receiver. Dog sitted? Dog Seated? Straightest guys in the world. That dog needs a Blue Chew. More of a fat bast*rd these days. Connor McGregor’s training tips. Get me some water, waterboy. Kinda like Ha…

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Ep 6 - Multiple Time Losers (w/ Clark Franzman) 1:08:53

9M ago1:08:53

1:08:53

Hans pops in to help explain the audio botch (Clark around min 25!) and Louie mounts Dylan. There is a prepared statement. Too bad there’s not a rehab for losers. Two time losers can fix a broken window. More lead in Clark’s house than president trump. Clarks an honorary Avenues gang member. Kids are beholden to no laws, Tom’s frazzled today. Girls…

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Ep 5 - The Minion Switch (with Will Sennett) 1:07:09

9M ago1:07:09

1:07:09

From the twisted *** of our parents come... Dylan and Tom! The true test of character is how someone treats minions. Banana? This guy rules. Dylan and Tom get a boyfriend! Lottie is a free spirit (and mad at Tom). Opening line? Voice memo dog pant, of course! Field flirting is yucky. Listen beautiful lady, I’m busy talkin to my boys! Continental Wi…

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Ep 4 - Plain Janes n' Pit Stains (with Hans Kulla-Mader) 1:11:13

9M ago1:11:13

1:11:13

Tom can’t middle, Jackbook pro sparks outrage, what do you want… a poop sandwich? Don’t fight Hans, he’s a biter. Steward, Stuart or Stewart? Did someone ask for comedy? Well here’s a Victor Krum impression. Dance, Dance Revolution star Kurt Fuhckedman! Dada is a little too goo goo. Sandwich Idea! Slumdog was the luckiest millionaire EVER. Thanks f…

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Ep 3 - Tom-O-Philes (with AJ O'Connell) 1:18:53

10M ago1:18:53

1:18:53

What's up pals, this one has some dang sizzle to it. Ignore the first 15 seconds of audio quality while I get the mics going. AJ O'Connell tried to help us name the podcast before we settled on Milk Time. A Schlemiel is the idiot who spills, a Schlimazel is the dingus that gets spilled upon. Every podcast has someone who edits the pod (Milan Patel,…

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Ep 2 - Bohemian Boys 1:17:52

10M ago1:17:52

1:17:52

Dylan smashes at Sellout (Full set available on YouTube), Biden is an old horse that needs to be put down, you can clean a belly easier than you can clean a sheet(s).. There’s some yuckie talk about Jackbook Pros and Self Pleasure in this one, please love yourself and be kind. It's Lottie Day but never Tom Day, The boys had poopoo problems when you…

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Ep 1 - Jackbook Pro 41:48

10M ago41:48

41:48

Lottie has a hemorrhoid, Dylan is shredded, Tom doesn’t care about jazz, the guys decide to be actors (and do nothing about it), beef bourguignon is the towns watering hole, Dylan’s has his own Bazinga, There’s a pod raffle!! Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become…

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#8 - WITH DALIA MALEK & WINSTON CARTER 1:02:57

1y ago1:02:57

1:02:57

INTERRUPTION SHOW RECORDED LIVE AT THE GLENDALE ROOM IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA WITH DALIA MALEK & GUEST CO-HOST WINSTON CARTER INTERRUPTING JON HUCK, ANDREW JOHNSTON, KAI, & AISHA ALFA MID-PERFORMANCE. THEME MUSIC BY SHOW YOU SUCK, ARTWORK BY MATTIE LUBCHANSKY, LIVE AUDIO RECORDING BY GABRIEL ALMAZÁN, EDITING BY DALIA MALEK, MIXING BY GABRIEL ALMA…

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#7 WITH DALIA MALEK & KEN CHENG 1:37:07

2y ago1:37:07

1:37:07

INTERRUPTION SHOW RECORDED LIVE AT ANGEL COMEDY'S THE BILL MURRAY IN LONDON, UK WITH DALIA MALEK & GUEST CO-HOST KEN CHENG INTERRUPTING STELLA GRAHAM, JENNY COLLIER, SAM GOLIN, BARRY FERNS, & NICK REVELL MID-PERFORMANCE.THEME MUSIC BY SHOW YOU SUCK. ARTWORK BY MATTIE LUBCHANSKY. LIVE AUDIO RECORDING BY GABRIEL ALMAZÁN. EDITING & MIXING BY DALIA MAL…

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#6 WITH DALIA MALEK & PAIGE WELDON 1:23:51

2y ago1:23:51

1:23:51

INTERRUPTION SHOW RECORDED LIVE AT THE GLENDALE ROOM IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA WITH DALIA MALEK & GUEST CO-HOST PAIGE WELDON INTERRUPTING ERIK ESCOBAR, RICHARD SARVATE, AMANDA COHEN, RACHEL JORAVSKY, & MAT DANN MID-PERFORMANCE. THEME MUSIC BY SHOW YOU SUCK. ARTWORK BY MATTIE LUBCHANSKY. LIVE AUDIO RECORDING BY GABRIEL ALMAZÁN. EDITING BY DALIA MAL…

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#5 WITH DALIA MALEK & FRANK CAETI 1:07:52

2+ y ago1:07:52

1:07:52

INTERRUPTION SHOW RECORDED LIVE AT THE GLENDALE ROOM IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA WITH DALIA MALEK & GUEST CO-HOST FRANK CAETI INTERRUPTING DAVE YATES, DAX JORDAN, BRI PRUETT, & KRISTAL ADAMS MID-PERFORMANCE. THEME MUSIC BY SHOW YOU SUCK. ARTWORK BY MATTIE LUBCHANSKY. LIVE AUDIO RECORDING BY GABRIEL ALMAZÁN. EDITING BY DALIA MALEK. MIXING BY GABRIEL …

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#4 WITH DALIA MALEK & TYLER GOOCH 56:43

3y ago56:43

56:43

INTERRUPTION SHOW RECORDED LIVE AT THE GLENDALE ROOM IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA WITH DALIA MALEK & GUEST CO-HOST TYLER GOOCH INTERRUPTING AMBER PRESTON, JOE EURELL, & SUBHAH ARGARWAL MID-PERFORMANCE. THEME MUSIC BY SHOW YOU SUCK. ARTWORK BY MATTIE LUBCHANSKY. LIVE AUDIO RECORDING BY GABRIEL ALMAZÁN. EDITING BY DALIA MALEK. MIXING BY GABRIEL ALMAZÁN…

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Anthropologie w/ Emily & Paige 2:09:08

3+ y ago2:09:08

2:09:08

This week, it’s just your hosts Paige and Emily, and it's the final episode of Mall Talk. We talk about our dinner at mom's paradise Bar Verde, and cover a giant store that just couldn’t be skipped. It’s loomed large over the past 3 1/2 years, but it’s never truly had its moment in the sun: Anthropologie. Plus, some last, reflective listener questi…

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Bath & Body Works w/ Lindsay Adams 1:37:08

3+ y ago1:37:08

1:37:08

Returning guest Lindsay Adams (Snack Time podcast) zooms in to talk AMC private screenings and Coke Freestyle machines, World Market clothes, Sephora lip plumpers, and of course — wanting to eat all the products at Bath & Body Works. Plus a special Bath & Body Works segment and some airport talk. BUY MALL TALK MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/store…

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Crocs w/ Chinedu Unaka 1:30:21

3+ y ago1:30:21

1:30:21

Chinedu Unaka joins us this week to kick off the new year by talking about his action-filled latest mall trip, seeing his first movies at the Del Amo Fashion Center, and working at babyGap in high school. Plus, we discuss the the foam icon, the star, the moment: Crocs. JOIN THE MALL TALK PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/malltalkpod/ BUY MALL TALK M…

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#3 WITH DALIA MALEK & KAI CHOYCE 41:47

3+ y ago41:47

41:47

INTERRUPTION SHOW RECORDED LIVE AT THE YARD THEATER IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA WITH DALIA MALEK & GUEST CO-HOST KAI CHOYCE INTERRUPTING JOHN HASTINGS, MIKE FALZONE, & JAKE KROEGER MID-PERFORMANCE. THEME MUSIC BY SHOW YOU SUCK. ARTWORK BY MATTIE LUBCHANSKY. LIVE AUDIO RECORDING BY ISAAC LANDFERT. EDITING BY DALIA MALEK. MIXING BY GABRIEL ALMAZÁN.…

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Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory w/ Scott Gairdner 1:45:24

3+ y ago1:45:24

1:45:24

Scott Gairdner of Podcast: The Ride joins us to close out the malliday season! We talk about his son’s first mall Santa pic, a recent celeb sighting at the Puente Hills Mall, going to Topanga Plaza as a kid, and why he and his wife seek out Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory wherever they go (hint: it’s not the chocolate). Plus this year's edition of…

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[Patreon Plaza Preview] See's-ons Greetings with Felicia Folkes 13:40

3+ y ago13:40

13:40

A clip from last week's Patreon Plaza episode "See's-ons Greetings with Felicia Folkes" in which we catch up and try some See's Christmas treats with the guest from our original See's Candies episode, Felicia Folkes. Get the full episode, plus access to the whole back catalog and the Patreon-exclusive Mall Talk Discord at https://www.patreon.com/ma…

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#2 WITH DALIA MALEK & ZAHRA ALI 1:20:57

3+ y ago1:20:57

1:20:57

INTERRUPTION SHOW RECORDED LIVE AT THE YARD THEATER IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA WITH DALIA MALEK & GUEST CO-HOST ZAHRA ALI INTERRUPTING VALERIE TOSI, SIMON GIBSON, REBECCA RUSH, RACHEL PEGRAM, & AMY SILVERBERG MID-PERFORMANCE. THEME MUSIC BY SHOW YOU SUCK. ARTWORK BY MATTIE LUBCHANSKY. LIVE AUDIO RECORDING BY ISAAC LANDFERT. EDITING BY DALIA MALEK. …

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American Apparel w/ Clare O'Kane 1:26:34

3+ y ago1:26:34

1:26:34

Clare O'Kane joins us on the pod to talk missing malls now that she lives in New York, how to be in a relationship where only one person has AMC Stubs A-List, the Valley Fair & Great Malls in San Jose, and the complicated cultural artifact that is American Apparel. Plus, Paige and Emily's visit with Burbank Santa and a game of Snowy Island. JOIN TH…

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Kay Jewelers w/ Ellie McElvain 1:23:59

3+ y ago1:23:59

1:23:59

Ellie McElvain (What’s Your Favorite Taylor Swift Song?) joins us to talk about tall socks and loose jeans, watching Love Actually at the Americana AMC, blue cheese-crusted steaks, Brookstone massage chairs, and a harrowing middle school tale centered on a rumor about Kay Jewelers. JOIN THE MALL TALK PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/malltalkpod/ BU…

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LOFT w/ Amy Silverberg 1:31:33

3+ y ago1:31:33

1:31:33

The Malliday season is officially upon us and we're kicking it off by welcoming past guest Amy Silverberg back to the pod for a Hanukkah hoedown. We catch up on everyone's latest mall trips from The Grove to Texas to Seattle, jeans, dogs, cats, food poisoning, and of course, LOFT. Plus, a Hanukkah edition of Name That Store and some listener questi…

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#1 WITH DALIA MALEK & AISHA ALFA 1:08:13

3+ y ago1:08:13

1:08:13

INTERRUPTION SHOW RECORDED LIVE AT THE YARD THEATER IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA WITH DALIA MALEK & GUEST CO-HOST AISHA ALFA INTERRUPTING KATRINA DAVIS, WILL MILES, FIZAA DOSANI, MICHAEL MAGID, & CHRIS ESTRADA MID-PERFORMANCE. THEME MUSIC BY SHOW YOU SUCK. ARTWORK BY MATTIE LUBCHANSKY. LIVE AUDIO RECORDING BY ISAAC LANDFERT. EDITING BY DALIA MALEK. M…

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INTERRUPTION SHOW IS COMING (BACK) TO THE INTERNET 1:56

3+ y ago1:56

1:56

INTERRUPTION SHOW, THE LIVE STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW WHERE DALIA MALEK & ROTATING GUEST CO-HOSTS INTERRUPT COMEDIANS MID-PERFORMANCE TO ASK QUESTIONS, FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, & DIG FOR BACKSTORIES ABOUT JOKES, IS COMING TO THE INTERNET. THIS SELL-OUT SHOW & COMEDY FESTIVAL FAVORITE HAS TRAVELED INTERNATIONALLY & HAS APPEARED REGULARLY IN LOS ANGEL…

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UNLOCKED! Patreon Plaza: Bye, Birches 1:09:46

3+ y ago1:09:46

1:09:46

The latest Patreon Plaza episode UNLOCKED! Topics include Paige's visit to Spokane, Emily's sock journey and fall mall news including a talking Christmas tree in Nova Scotia, an aquarium in an old Sears, a Squid Game promo, and more. Get access to the whole back catalog and the Patreon-exclusive Mall Talk Discord at https://www.patreon.com/malltalk…

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GUESS w/ Bianca Cristovao 1:12:34

3+ y ago1:12:34

1:12:34

Bianca Cristovao joins us this week to talk ROW DTLA, her teenage mall in Prague and the concerts they had there, new stores in old buildings, which American fast food chain is better in Europe, and the once-cool now-uncool GUESS. Plus, an abundance of mall trips from this week and Desert Island. JOIN THE MALL TALK PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/…

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