Tings and Things is hosted by Jonathan Mbaya and Simba Tsumba, two lifelong friends. Our Podcast transcends borders and strips away all the filters from the perfectly edited and curated lives we have become accustomed to online. As a duo, we manage to open up a platform to have real conversations that touch upon what it means to live and learn, alongside occasional guest appearances from some of the most dynamic people across industries and our Tings & Things family. We found that through ou ...
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Even the most elite players can get traded... have you been signed to a long term contract?By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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Do any of you watch rugby? Before every scrum, the ref says, “Crouch, touch, pause, engage.” This week, we’re stealing a page from the rugby playbook and learning the art of the pause. Before the chaos begins, a well-timed pause can be your secret weapon. We’ll dive into the comedy and wisdom of taking a beat, with stories of moments saved and disa…
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Relationships are like Bluetooth, if you aren't consistent, you lose your connection
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23:32Bluetooth relationships: always searching, rarely connecting. This episode delves into the hilarious world of modern dating where connections drop faster than your phone’s battery. We’ll compare the quest for love to the often frustrating experience of pairing devices—unavailable signals, dropped connections, and all. Charge up for some laughs as w…
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Don’t lose sight of who you are in what you do
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41:20We’ve worked hard, climbed the ladders, and become experts in our fields. But sometimes, it’s difficult to distinguish between our work and our identity. In this episode, we explore the comedic pitfalls of losing sight of who we are in what we do. Through funny and relatable stories, we’ll help you navigate the fine line between professional succes…
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When it comes to pursuing greatness and maximizing self-actualization, everything is on the table. Maybe it’s time for you to consider the things you’ve pushed aside. In this episode, we’ll explore the comedic possibilities of leaving nothing off the table. Through funny stories and surprising revelations, we’ll show you why embracing all options c…
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6 weeks into 2025.. breaking down how the year is goingBy Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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Be Aware of the Brokenness That Surrounds You
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35:08We’re all a little broken, but some people… well, they’re just shattered. In this episode, we’ll dive into the funny (and sometimes tragic) reality of the brokenness that surrounds us. From cracked relationships to people who can’t seem to get it together, we’ll laugh through the chaos and find the humor in the mess. Join us for a comedic explorati…
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It broke your heart but corrected your vision
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33:46Sometimes, heartbreak is the best eye-opener. In this episode, we’ll explore the bittersweet comedy of breakups and betrayals that ultimately made us see the world more clearly. Through funny stories of shattered dreams and unexpected revelations, we’ll show you how heartbreak can be a blessing in disguise (with plenty of laughs along the way). Buc…
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This is something we strongly advocate for here and not something we shy away from. Sometimes when things are happening and you feel like you are drowning you don’t know where to start. Hopefully this helps you get the ball rolling.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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When it comes to pursuing greatness and maximizing self-actualization, everything is on the table. Maybe it’s time for you to consider the things you’ve pushed aside. In this episode, we’ll explore the comedic possibilities of leaving nothing off the table. Through funny stories and surprising revelations, we’ll show you why embracing all options c…
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Ever meet someone whose mere existence just grates on your very soul? Same. In this episode, we’ll dive into the comedy of irritation—the people, habits, and situations that make us say, “I just can’t stand you!” From annoying coworkers to bizarre social media habits, get ready to laugh your way through the things that drive us all a little bit cra…
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It’s easy to put others first, but sometimes, you’ve got to be a little self famish—in a good way. This episode is all about the comedy and courage of choosing yourself. Through funny and relatable stories of self-prioritization, we’ll help you laugh through the guilt and embrace the moments when putting yourself first is the best choice. Get ready…
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Loose lips sink ships—and friendships. This episode is all about the hilarity that ensues when listening turns into gossiping. We’ll dive into the world of juicy secrets, overheard conversations, and the comedic fallout of talking too much. Join us for a laugh at the expense of everyone’s favorite pastime as we explore the fine line between sharing…
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Step right up, step right up! In this episode, we dive into the chaotic circus of life where dating feels like juggling flaming torches, and finding true love is as rare as a trapeze artist with vertigo. Ever feel like you're the ringmaster of your own personal three-ring circus? Join us as we laugh through stories of clown-like dates, friends who …
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Drinkcember is the season to drink, eat, party, be merry, let your hair down, dance like you just don’t care…you get the gist. For so many people in our audience, they get to travel home and see some old familiar faces and it is an incredible time to reconnect and bond with our close family and friends. Obviously, this year is quite different, and …
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There’s something to be said for resilience and intestinal fortitude. Many of the people we admire have shown up for sustained periods and truly excelled. Win or lose, the mandate is to keep going. In this episode, we’ll celebrate the funny and inspiring moments of resilience. Through personal stories and comedic insights, we’ll show you why persis…
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As hosts, we are the biggest proponents of naps. But sometimes, we need to do the shadow work because no matter how many naps we take, the restlessness will grow day by day. In this episode, we’ll explore the comedic and profound truth that naps alone can’t fix everything. Through funny storis and introspective moments, we’ll help you understand wh…
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Yes, we’re all guilty of it—judging people from afar (or sometimes not so afar). In this episode, we take a comedic look at the art of judgment, from silently critiquing strangers' outfit choices to making snap decisions about people's life choices. We’ll laugh through the awkward moments of being caught mid-judgment and explore why we judge in the…
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Drama is everywhere, but sometimes we need to have an honest conversation with ourselves and determine if that drama is ours. Sometimes it’s not your monkey, not your circus, and it’s time to keep it pushing. In this episode, we’ll explore the comedic relief of stepping away from unnecessary drama. Through funny anecdotes and relatable experiences,…
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Not everyone’s going to get you, and that’s perfectly fine. In this episode, we celebrate the hilarious freedom of being misunderstood. Whether it’s your quirky sense of humor, strange hobbies, or just the way you live your life, we’ll explore the comedy of letting people get it wrong. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughs as we embrace the beauty …
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Steve Irwin was a father to many of us. He was truly a pioneer and a great conduit to wildlife in conservation for many of us. He was taken away from us stingray, his death was never avenged. my question is, would you slide for Steve? In this life to know, what have you back into what extent they have you back and will they write the wrongs of th…
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The light isn't on you but keep making plays
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25:47Sometimes you’re not in the spotlight, and that’s okay. In this episode, we talk about the comedy of playing in the shadows, making moves behind the scenes, and staying ready even when no one’s watching. Through funny stories of unsung heroes and background players, we’ll inspire you to keep making plays, because the light might not be on you now, …
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Your boys have been so deep in the grind we hadn't noticed we hit out 300th episode a few week ago. Grateful to be on this journey with all of you, here are some of our thoughts regarding this milestoneBy Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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Disclaimer - This episode is going to offend a couple of people but it has to be had. We aren’t sending shots for anybody but if the shoe fits it fits. We can’t be resting on our laurels, and we can’t keep talking about the things we did in high school, time to update the résumé and get out there again.…
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If you've ever felt like everything has already been done you know it's miserable to be blocked creatively. It doesn't have to be this way. We know what it is like to wrestle with our creative output and to even piece things together, but you can overcome this and get back to being the creative machine that you are.…
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So many of the homies have embarked on ventures that require support. In this episode we discuss the politics involved with supporting friends, what is expected of you in supporting your people. This is something relevant to us all whether it is listening to this podcast, supporting a friend’s clothing line or their catering business. We think you …
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alexa..play "toxic" by KehlaniBy Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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Fizzling does not take place between two people in a committed, loving relationship. It takes place between two people who are together under unclear terms. They can't properly break up, because they don't have anything to break. Instead, one person in the fling begins to fade out of the relationship as casually as he or she stumbled into it.…
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Working with the homies can be a sticky one. We all like different things, we all have the aptitude for different things so how do we ensure that the whole team is winning, or is this just a Hollywood fantasy? We believe it is an interesting thought but in this episode, we investigate the practical application…
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Bruh we are in this thing for real aren’t we? This adulting is such a trip and your boys have been going through it. It has actually been really good we aren’t complaining or ranting per se just sharing a lot of our analysis of what has been going on. Feel free to laugh at our misfortunes.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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Thriving is a beautiful thing, as a person you gotta flourish.. let's unpack what that looks likeBy Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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We'll be discussing the significance of taking that initial step in various aspects of life. It's fascinating to see how starting can have a transformative effect on our lives. Starting is often the first step towards progress, but what makes it such a crucial aspect of our lives? Today, we'll explore this question and unravel the intricacies behin…
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In a perfect world, friendships and romantic relationships have a natural give-and-take. One week, you might call someone and make plans to meet up, while the following week, they’ll reach out to you first instead. However, relationships can sometimes slip out of balance and become what’s known as a one-sided relationship. These can cause mental an…
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We all love being recognized and celebrated, but have you ever wondered about the deeper implications of applause? t's fascinating to explore how something as seemingly simple as clapping can hold such complex significance in our lives. Remember, applause can be a wonderful source of motivation and connection, but it's equally important to find val…
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Every friendship has a beginning, a middle and an end. When you realize that the purpose the relationship is serving is outweighed by the discomfort of what is lacking, you will be more secure in your decision to not engage in that relationship."It might take some strength, but saying goodbye to the toxic friends in your life can do you some good. …
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As two muppets that struggle with communication, we have been working on ourselves. In this journey of self-discovery we realized that while we needed to work on our communication, our comprehension was lacking too. This new dimension threw us for a loop.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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You know that line for lethal weapon when Detective Roger Murtaugh is like “I’m sick of this sh*t”do you ever feel that way? It’s something that has come up a lot in our chats and we think you might relate. It’s somewhere between we are too old, and the body won’t allow it. This should be a fun one!By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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This episode explores the concept of facing our fears head-on and taking action, even when it's difficult. We discuss how "biting the bullet" and pushing through our comfort zones can lead to personal growth and new opportunities.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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Fighting demons? Or the consequences of our choices
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19:34Are we battling internal demons, or are we simply facing the repercussions of our choices? In this episode, we explore personal responsibility and how our decisions shape our life experiences.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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This episode is a reflection on how we spend our time and the importance of making the most of every moment. We'll share our own experiences and discuss how we can better invest our time to achieve our goals.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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Loyal adjective - giving or showing firm and constant support or allegiance to a person or institution.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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The boy came back from Cape Town looking so good, before we got back into the regular flow of our content we had to cover this chocolate decadence trafficBy Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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Protecting yourself from activity that drains your energy and makes you feel tired can be key to improving your productivity, happiness, and success. However, more than anything else, our habits are what mostly zap our energy, and make us less productive, and unhappy.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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This is your boys in peak form.. enjoy having a laughBy Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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If Not Now, Then When?" is a powerful question that can push us to examine our choices, ambitions, and the barriers we face. It encourages us to consider whether we're truly living life to the fullest. Remember, life is short, and it's up to us to make the most of it. Let’s get into itBy Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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First dates are always a mix of fun and nervous energy. The anticipation, the awkwardness, the slowly building attraction. Let's get into it..By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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We are huge advocates of mental health here on this podcast. Therapy is something we have both explored in our personal lives and it has been so beneficial to our growth and development. Today we are going to unpack therapy, and potential reasons for who you should consider it.By Jonathan Mbaya & Simba Tsumba
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The people you surround yourself with can have a big impact on your life. From friends and family to co-workers and acquaintances, the people you spend time with can influence your mindset, behavior, and ultimately your success. We dive into the concept of changing your circle, how to identify toxic relationships and the benefits of surrounding you…
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The awkwardness of dating in the digital age. With the rise of dating apps and social media, finding love or even just a casual fling has become easier and more complicated than ever before. It's made it easier to meet people, but harder to form real connections. With so many options available, people often treat each other like commodities rather …
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