Relationships are like Bluetooth, if you aren't consistent, you lose your connection

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Join us each week as celebrity guests pitch an idea for a film based on one of the SUPER niche sub-genres on Netflix. From ‘Steamy Crime Movies from the 1970s’ to ‘Australian Dysfunctional Family Comedies Starring A Strong Female Lead’, our celebrity guests will pitch their wacky plot, their dream cast, the marketing stunts, and everything in between. By the end of every episode, Jimmy Carr, Comedian by night / “Netflix Executive” by day, will decide whether the pitch is greenlit or condemned to development hell! New episodes on Wednesdays starting May 28th! Listen on all podcast platforms and watch on the Netflix is a Joke YouTube Channel . The Big Pitch is a co-production by Netflix and BBC Studios Audio.…

about a year ago 23:32

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Bluetooth relationships: always searching, rarely connecting. This episode delves into the hilarious world of modern dating where connections drop faster than your phone’s battery. We’ll compare the quest for love to the often frustrating experience of pairing devices—unavailable signals, dropped connections, and all. Charge up for some laughs as we explore the ups and downs of dating in the digital age. From ghosting to accidental pairings, we’ll share stories that prove love is more about finding the right signal than the perfect partner.

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Relationships are like Bluetooth, if you aren't consistent, you lose your connection

Tings and Things

published about a year ago

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324 episodes

#Society #Conversations #Music #Comedy #Jonathan Mbaya And Simba Tsumba #Jonathan Mbaya #Simba Tsumba #Africa #Banter #Stories #Kenya #Zimbabwe #Universe #Jokes

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Luka 33:40

8 weeks ago33:40

33:40

Even the most elite players can get traded... have you been signed to a long term contract?

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A pause is the ultimate power move 29:10

10 weeks ago29:10

29:10

Do any of you watch rugby? Before every scrum, the ref says, “Crouch, touch, pause, engage.” This week, we’re stealing a page from the rugby playbook and learning the art of the pause. Before the chaos begins, a well-timed pause can be your secret weapon. We’ll dive into the comedy and wisdom of taking a beat, with stories of moments saved and disasters averted by just hitting pause. Expect laughs and insights that will have you mastering the ultimate power move in no time.…

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Relationships are like Bluetooth, if you aren't consistent, you lose your connection 23:32

11 weeks ago23:32

23:32

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Don’t lose sight of who you are in what you do 41:20

12 weeks ago41:20

41:20

We’ve worked hard, climbed the ladders, and become experts in our fields. But sometimes, it’s difficult to distinguish between our work and our identity. In this episode, we explore the comedic pitfalls of losing sight of who we are in what we do. Through funny and relatable stories, we’ll help you navigate the fine line between professional success and personal identity. Join us for a laugh and a reminder to keep sight of the person behind the title.…

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Options 27:48

13 weeks ago27:48

27:48

When it comes to pursuing greatness and maximizing self-actualization, everything is on the table. Maybe it’s time for you to consider the things you’ve pushed aside. In this episode, we’ll explore the comedic possibilities of leaving nothing off the table. Through funny stories and surprising revelations, we’ll show you why embracing all options can lead to unexpected success. Get ready to laugh and reconsider what you’ve been avoiding, as we encourage you to put everything on the table.…

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6 weeks in 23:56

14 weeks ago23:56

23:56

6 weeks into 2025.. breaking down how the year is going

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Be Aware of the Brokenness That Surrounds You 35:08

16 weeks ago35:08

35:08

We’re all a little broken, but some people… well, they’re just shattered. In this episode, we’ll dive into the funny (and sometimes tragic) reality of the brokenness that surrounds us. From cracked relationships to people who can’t seem to get it together, we’ll laugh through the chaos and find the humor in the mess. Join us for a comedic exploration of life’s imperfections and why it’s okay to be surrounded by brokenness—as long as you’re not the one falling apart.…

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It broke your heart but corrected your vision 33:46

17 weeks ago33:46

33:46

Sometimes, heartbreak is the best eye-opener. In this episode, we’ll explore the bittersweet comedy of breakups and betrayals that ultimately made us see the world more clearly. Through funny stories of shattered dreams and unexpected revelations, we’ll show you how heartbreak can be a blessing in disguise (with plenty of laughs along the way). Buckle up for some heartache humor that’ll leave you feeling both seen and entertained.…

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Mental Health Update 32:02

18 weeks ago32:02

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This is something we strongly advocate for here and not something we shy away from. Sometimes when things are happening and you feel like you are drowning you don’t know where to start. Hopefully this helps you get the ball rolling.

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Everything is on the table 31:56

19 weeks ago31:56

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I can't stand you 32:56

20 weeks ago32:56

32:56

Ever meet someone whose mere existence just grates on your very soul? Same. In this episode, we’ll dive into the comedy of irritation—the people, habits, and situations that make us say, “I just can’t stand you!” From annoying coworkers to bizarre social media habits, get ready to laugh your way through the things that drive us all a little bit crazy. Spoiler: You’ll probably think of a few people while you listen, and that’s okay.…

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You have to choose yourself this time 27:08

21 weeks ago27:08

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It’s easy to put others first, but sometimes, you’ve got to be a little self famish—in a good way. This episode is all about the comedy and courage of choosing yourself. Through funny and relatable stories of self-prioritization, we’ll help you laugh through the guilt and embrace the moments when putting yourself first is the best choice. Get ready for laughs and a reminder that self-care isn’t selfish—it’s necessary.…

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Listening ears have running lips 26:08

22 weeks ago26:08

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Loose lips sink ships—and friendships. This episode is all about the hilarity that ensues when listening turns into gossiping. We’ll dive into the world of juicy secrets, overheard conversations, and the comedic fallout of talking too much. Join us for a laugh at the expense of everyone’s favorite pastime as we explore the fine line between sharing and oversharing. Whether you’re the gossip or the one being gossiped about, this episode will have you laughing and nodding along.…

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Am I a circus? Clearly I like clowns 25:06

23 weeks ago25:06

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Step right up, step right up! In this episode, we dive into the chaotic circus of life where dating feels like juggling flaming torches, and finding true love is as rare as a trapeze artist with vertigo. Ever feel like you're the ringmaster of your own personal three-ring circus? Join us as we laugh through stories of clown-like dates, friends who should be wearing red noses, and the surprising wisdom that comes from embracing your inner showman. Grab your popcorn and your red noses; it's going to be a wild ride with unexpected twists, comedic turns, and a few face-painting sessions.…

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Drinkcember Vol 6. 33:25

24 weeks ago33:25