Crying But Trying

Adventures of Des and Cort

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Some people get a glow-up and immediately forget they were ever crusty. 🙃

In this episode, we talk about the high horse Olympics. Those folks who were broke, struggling, or overweight five minutes ago and now act like they invented success. 🐴✨ Cool it, Carol. Just because you’ve got veneers and a gym membership doesn’t mean you get to shame someone still in the trenches. Humility called, and it’s wondering where you went.

Des got a letter in the mail. Like… stamped. Addressed to “Neighbor.” All to say, “Hey, your tractor tapped our hog fence.” 🚜🐷 Apparently, walking 40 feet to have a human conversation was just too much, so passive-aggressive pen pals it is.

Cort’s got a new tic: she can’t wear sunglasses because they make her feel like her vision isn’t as crisp. You ever turn down the music to find a street sign? Same energy. 😂

We dive into the hilariously awkward world of social anxiety moves. You know the ones:
✨ Overexplaining like our life depends on it
✨ Leaving social events with zero warning
✨ Saying “you too!” when the barista says “enjoy your coffee”
✨ Creating full-on mental PowerPoint presentations before sending a text

We’re all just Crying But Trying out here, besties.

So, turn us up, laugh with us, and remember…judgment is out, weird is in. 🧡

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