Your Face Looks Like a Tire and You Need an Alignment

ASBC / Father (Art) and Son (Elliot) Talk About Everything

S2 : EP 1 "Your Face looks like a Tire and you Need an Alignment"

On today’s episode we lovingly (sort of) dissect the odd, hilarious, and downright unexplainable world of human features. We’re not scientists, dermatologists, or stylists. We’re just two dangerously observant weirdos with mics and a strong urge to compare your nose to a toucan’s beak.

From chameleon eyes à la Oprah, to Gwen Stefani’s all-gum smile, to people shaped like the letter “P” — no forehead, tooth, or toe is safe. We’re diving deep into the animal kingdom, alphabet, and cartoon universe to explore the art of unfortunate anatomy. Ever seen someone with the bobblehead effect? Or hugged an old person and walked away smelling like a floral ghost? Yeah, we’re talking about it. We’ll break down real-life pancake faces, thumb-looking humans, armpit hair rebels, and the finger lip phenomenon. Think of it as National Geographic meets a roast battle... at a drag brunch.Listener discretion is advised. Sensitivity not included.

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