Bucceesian overLARPing Magisteria

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Dimes and Judas discuss a government plot to dim the sun with chemtrails, the Pope being assassinated by JD Vance, and our alleged arrival at the Dead Internet Theory tipping point. After a brief investigation into the Acceleration Research Consortium, they descend into a review of “Drug Cartels Do Not Exist” by Oswaldo Zavala. Presented is an anti-neoliberal-capitalist analysis of the Mexica drug war based on the supposition that cartels are a security state invention to justify the status quo. Lastly on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes returns to The Carousel to speak with Disgraced Propagandist about the Vanguardist Journal article “Winning Was Never Enough,” first principles, and mass migration.

Timestamps:

01:27 – Humphrey Bongfart

01:58 – Trapped in Jewish Day at the Zoo

09:31 – Where Are the Non-Slave-Owning Koreans in the Ape Pit?

13:23 – The Korean Language is Inventing Ebonics Before English

14:15 – African Languages Lack a Word for “Maintenance”

22:47 – Indian Sex Tourists in Whatever Room They are In

23:56 - J. L. Borges on English and Deconstructive Utility

33:55 – Pope Francis has Died

38:58 – JD Vance vs. Rowin Atkinson in Pope Assassination Feud

41:05 – The Internet is Now Over 51% Bots (Dead Internet Theory)

44:17 – The Fakeness of the Internet is Real Users Becoming Bots

55:48 – The Internet is the Wild West Right NOW

57:00 – The Government is Going to Dim the Sun with Chemtrails

58:46 – Greta Thunberg and Greenpeace

1:04:08 – Following Your Dark Girl Instruction Dreams is Low IQ

1:06:06 – Investigating the Acceleration Research Consortium

1:18:55 – The Naan-Europeans Bit

1:20:33 – Blood $atellite Show News

1:25:14 – Crimes Chat: SoggySocks

1:29:54 – “Drug Cartels Do Not Exist” Discussion Begins

1:36:26 – The Narco as Imagined by the Military

1:39:16 – America Driving the Drug War in Mexico

1:43:35 – The Metaphysical Corpse of El Chapo

1:50:03 – Reaffirming the Agency of Mexican Drug Pushers in the Market Narrative

1:58:57 – Relocating the Center of Power to the Security State Apparatus

2:02:29 – Drugs as a False Mimetic Crisis

2:11:17 – The Carousel Interview Begins