Biostimulants, Duck Lips, and the Jigsaw Doll Dilemma
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This week, Andrew and Tyler saddle up and ride straight into the collagen-stimulating sunset of biostimulants — the third horseman in the Holy Trinity of cosmetic work (alongside botox and HA fillers). What are they? Why do they sound like something you feed plants? Are they the skincare equivalent of taking your vitamins or injecting your face with hope and regret? All these questions — and more — are answered with the enthusiasm of two guys who’ve done more than just read the packaging.
Andrew breaks down the differences between Radiesse and Sculptra, while Tyler reacts in real time, somewhere between “intrigued” and “ready to pass out from the cannula.”
The duo also dives into a no-holds-barred segment on what men really think about aesthetic procedures in women. Spoiler: “duck lips” are out, natural beauty is in, and overfilled cheeks will have you looking like the villain from Saw. Somewhere, a filler injector with no soul is quietly crying into their 17th syringe.
And in a surprise twist, the episode wraps up with the promise of a future skincare deep-dive, because apparently, everyone has skin ... everyone.
So buckle up! Whether you’re a beauty junkie, a bull-riding Botox virgin, or just here to laugh at the word “elastin,” botox COWBOYS is ready to inject some knowledge into your auditory canals.
Links & Notes
- (00:00) - Welcome to botox COWBOYS
- (12:40) - No Bull!
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